Thread: Tell Me about the craziest thing that happened at your school

In High School a couple of guys decided it would be a good idea to pop 4 zanny bars during lunch before going back to class. One of them ended up yelling at people to give him back his shoes when they were on his feet, and another one ended up whipping his dick out and slapping it on the desk. Sadly I didn't have class with either of them so I didn't get to see it, but I heard about it plenty. I believe the guy with the shoes was suspended, but the other was expelled. Let this be a lesson, xanax = BAD.

I remember in 5th grade.
We had a "Code Red" which is someone is on campus armed.
One of the teachers fathers was at the front office and shot himself.
We were able to leave afterward, but I remember it was awful.

Originally Posted by WinRic

All the cops there not doing anything to protect students because you can't do anything to stop someone special.

I'm assuming they showed up after the fact? Should they have tased him as punishment? I'm sure his family had to pay for the damages.

Originally Posted by WinRic

Fuck the police, Fuck the school system, there was a 300 lb psycho on a rampage that no one would stop unless he hurt someone, putting everyone there at risk. People are pussys.

Did you do anything aside from venting on the internet?

I'm asking out of curiosity, not for the sake of being a douche btw.

Originally Posted by LikesToTrip

In High School a couple of guys decided it would be a good idea to pop 4 zanny bars during lunch before going back to class. One of them ended up yelling at people to give him back his shoes when they were on his feet, and another one ended up whipping his dick out and slapping it on the desk. Sadly I didn't have class with either of them so I didn't get to see it, but I heard about it plenty. I believe the guy with the shoes was suspended, but the other was expelled. Let this be a lesson, xanax = BAD.

No Xanax is GREAT. You just don't have 4 BARS.
People are incredible with the amount of stupidity they have regarding Xanax. I see it all the time. Everyone I know who has taken it takes more than I would take in a week medicinally in one night.
Especially when someone hasn't had it before and some moron gives them a bar. Fuck people are retarded.

Stabbings

Kid had heart attack and died while running on track

Someone brought a gun to school last week and got caught

Some guy swerved off the road running from cops and crashed into the wall on the theater and died

when I was in middle school there was riots at the school with mexicans over immigration laws and they brought a riot squad

Weed, ADHD pills, sex, and vandalism happen at my school, but it's not common anymore, as many of those people who did that were expelled.

Originally Posted by LikesToTrip

In High School a couple of guys decided it would be a good idea to pop 4 zanny bars during lunch before going back to class. One of them ended up yelling at people to give him back his shoes when they were on his feet, and another one ended up whipping his dick out and slapping it on the desk. Sadly I didn't have class with either of them so I didn't get to see it, but I heard about it plenty. I believe the guy with the shoes was suspended, but the other was expelled. Let this be a lesson, xanax = BAD.

Fucking lol is this real life?

The only crazy thing about my highschool years was that there was a midget in my class. it was lulz

Originally Posted by Seroquel

The only crazy thing about my highschool years was that there was a midget in my class. it was lulz

^that guy would get his ass beat so hard at my school

I was able to get OSS in second grade. I don't know many people that got OSS, and have never heard of it happening to someone in elementary school (except my partner in crime), so I guess it is kinda cool.

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

when I was in middle school there was riots at the school with mexicans over immigration laws and they brought a riot squad

Exact same thing happened in my school.

In one of the many high schools I went to these seniors made weed blueberry muffins and just placed them in the teachers lounge. Needless to say alot of teachers were absent that day! This one lady from the office was 80 and had to go to the hospital apparently because she was laughing hysterically and acting irrational (no joke they said that on the news later that night) Anyway the FBI got involved because of the "poisoning" issue and the kids responsible got 10 years probation.

Originally Posted by WinRic

I was able to get OSS in second grade. I don't know many people that got OSS, and have never heard of it happening to someone in elementary school (except my partner in crime), so I guess it is kinda cool.

You got Open Source Software?

Originally Posted by LikesToTrip

You got Open Source Software?

Out of School Suspension. Basically just kicked out of school for a day.

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

^that guy would get his ass beat so hard at my school

God I laughed so hard at this..

Originally Posted by WinRic

I was able to get OSS in second grade. I don't know many people that got OSS, and have never heard of it happening to someone in elementary school (except my partner in crime), so I guess it is kinda cool.

What did you do lol?

Originally Posted by stormcrow

In one of the many high schools I went to these seniors made weed blueberry muffins and just placed them in the teachers lounge. Needless to say alot of teachers were absent that day! This one lady from the office was 80 and had to go to the hospital apparently because she was laughing hysterically and acting irrational (no joke they said that on the news later that night) Anyway the FBI got involved because of the "poisoning" issue and the kids responsible got 10 years probation.

That is hilarious. haha The weed bit not the 10 years probation. Although I don't agree with dosing anyone with anything if they aren't aware of it, 10 years is a bit harsh.

Originally Posted by tommo

What did you do lol?

Well there was a play at my school that was for the first graders and they all were still wearing there outfits (were wearing bunny ears) while waiting to get picked up after school.

When I saw them I had a brillant idea for a game for my buddy and I to play. I pulled out some gel pens, took off the cap of one and put it on the clip of another, and with a lil imagination I had made a gun.

So I hand a "gun" to my friend and say "Lets shoot the bunnies". We proceed to make "pow pow" noises while hunting some bunnies.

The next day I get called up to the office because some lil pussy first grader was scared and told on me. The principle kicks me out of school for a day to "punish" me.

When my dad gets to school he laughs and then takes me to get some ice cream from dairy queen then watch cartoons for the rest of the day... Not really sure if I was supposed to learn a lesson from that

HAHA that is so ridiculous. Yeah out of school suspension is so pointless. I've had it before for 3 days so just chilled at home lol

Originally Posted by tommo

HAHA that is so ridiculous. Yeah out of school suspension is so pointless. I've had it before for 3 days so just chilled at home lol

Exactly what I did whenever I got out of school suspension. More like a reward than a punishment.

Ya I wouldn't ever dose someone either but I just wish I could have seen all of those teachers high. I smoke alot of weed but brownies/cookies still gets me really high so I can only imagine what those teachers were going through. They were probably flying through space with Chewbacca and Han Solo

Craziest thing that happened at my school - People playing Mario Kart in between classes as part of the senior prank on the last day of school. 8 people, dressed up as the Mario characters, on scooters, and riding through the hallways. The only item that I recall them using was banana peels; of course I was only in my ToK class 2 periods before this occurred (80-90 minutes), where all the planning was taking place, so I already knew it was going to happen. I wasn't fortunate enough to remember to actually stay in the hallway long enough to see it happen, but I got to see a recording of it happen, so it was still good. Of course since it was the last day of school, and the school officials got a good laugh out of it, no one really cared about it. My school was always too leniant towards stuff.

I remember back in high-school, a water pipe burst, flooding a few classrooms. needless to say, it was a bit cramped housing some extra students in an already small classroom I was in.

So at my school, our teacher accidently dropped Bromine on the floor. Her right foot and the floor were cauterized and deadly gases were coming out from the floor. So the whole school had to be evacuated. Nobody died, but there were lung injuries, because of the gases.

I don't remember much crazy things happenning at my school. When I was 11 there was a couple of kids whispering to each other then one of them shouted "what did you say about my mother?!!?!?!?" then they started fighting and the teacher watched for a bit then stepped in to stop. Last year a guy tried to steal a ps3 from my school, but he made it really obvious. A few months ago a guy pissed off a teacher so much, the teacher threw a chair. Also not too long ago a teacher set off fire alarms while making toast. On the last day of school a bunch of guys ran around the school in thongs.
Nothing I'd call crazy though, which is disapointing.

Though I wasn't there at the time...

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Not much happens at our school, theres like 700 kids, but last year for a senior prank the senior covered the fields behind the school with 8 truckloads of sand and made a beach right in the middle of school grounds... that was interesting. There also was a gas leak the other year where some kids forgot to turn off the gas in their chem class and we had to evacuate to the junior high... we also had a fire in the kitchen which burned down half the kitchen and some of the chorus room. The only time people acted serious during a fire drill after we all saw the smoke.

That's about it... little rural school, not much goes down.

Oh, and some idiot in a little debbie truck hit the power lines right across from our school and made the entire building lose power, along with half the town. Wires were laying across the street but we were able to leave early (it happened like 20 minutes after school started )