The Nomad Chronicles

I am in my Control Room in the Dark Tower on the Green Moon. I am surrounded by many monitors, watching different dreams. I use six astral tentacles to multitask. A droid enters and tells me it's Nightmare Time. I realize it's actually Sarnox, my Druid High Priest, goofing around. I play along.
"Aha... Nightmare time. Thank you, Mr. Android Helper."
I hear Sarnox stifle a self-satisfied chuckle. He walks away, a little too stiffly. He reappears as his flaming skeleton self. 'omg dude. That was TOTALLY ME!"
"I know."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Asshole."
"I know you, dog!" I laugh.
Jo, my astral pet appears out of low small portal. Sarnox summons a giant undead flaming Irish Wolfhound, and I mount my warbeast.
I become bloated and melty, with mozarella cheese dripping out from random holes in my disgusting grey body. Hypodermic needles pop out of my spine. An eyeball rolls halfway down my face, and hangs. Mouths with tiny sharp teeth appear all over my body, and I roar like a great worm.
"You totally do NOT look scary!" Sarnox laughs.
"Stop trying to combine all these phobias and shit."
"Hey, you suck."
"You Fear Form sucks, Naga. HAHA."
I become a standing shadow. I stare into Sarnox's mind, and he quits laughing. He grabs an astral tentacle of mine moving into his forehead. "You asshole! Don't probe me! You are freaking me out." He slips and falls as he whips the tentacle away. He doesn't seem to notice. He is sitting on the floor, pale, sweating, eyes bulging, pupils dilated. I sniff him, and he jumps. "Shit!" He stands up, regaining composure. He is suddenly an ancient Druid again. We mount our steeds, and I open a portal to the Temple of Nothing.

I see some dreamers milling about. "NOMAD NOMAD?" someone shouts.

"You are too late. Now it's nightmare time."

"You still owe me a fight, gringo!" Hukif says, shooting some type of hook weapon into me.

"It's nightmare time," I state flatly. I line up many portals, and launch into the first dream with Hukif trailing behind. He and I battle through dreams, like two archdemons with Sarnox rolling around on the ground laughing, and our two devil dogs hopping about with mad glee. Hukif and I keep ripping each other apart and forming them back together.

"I DO NOT HAVE MY FORMER POWER, OR YOU WOULD BE DEAD, BROTHER!" he shouts at me.

"You have everything you need within."

"NO! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE LAWS OF MY UNIVERSE, SO DO NOT BE SO PRESUMPTUOUS, YOU EGOMANIAC!"

Hukif becomes a mountain, in a drill shape, and spins at me faster than light. I feel my dream body stretch and fly apart.

I reform my dream body around a dwarf star speck. I hear a hollow voice...

"Nightmare? There is a nightmare inside of me?"

"Yes!" I shout to no one, and wake up in my bed by the koi pond in the Biodome, and laugh to myself.