The Nomad Chronicles

I am at the front of a big strange house, it's impossibly huge. It's built like a wooden two story house, but is larger than a mansion. It seems to go on forever. I have a gift of food and flowers in my hand, and something else.

The door opens. "Oh, Nomad! Nate! Come in!" A woman says. A huge chimpanzee is standing in front of me. He has the face of MoSh. "Give Nomad a kiss! Show him how you give monkey kisses!"

MoSh pushes his mouth on my face. Uh...

"Now, Come along MoSh-y. I like your costume, Nomad. You look very invisible!" What?

A bunch of people jostle me, ask me random questions... Someone wants me to play a game with them. Someone else tells me to have a drink. Someone else tells me their dream. They ask me a dream question.

I go from room to room, trying to find some quiet. One room has a exhibit of artifacts, another old paintings, another, new paintings, another people practicing magic, another two people getting it on a bed with a fur on it... I find Angel in a hallway. I grab her, and take her into a bathroom. I shut the door, and we make out....

missing time

I want to get out of this house! Why are people following me? I told you everything I know about dreams. The rest is up to you!

There is a group of people asking me questions about dreams. I see everyone's dream guide floating, swimming, standing next to them, transparent like ghosts. I look at them. The dream guides shrug.

missing time

I go out the back of the house. It opens up to a large cavern. MoSh comes out. He has a paper cone birthday hat on. He is drunk. "Dude.. comin n party myaan..." he slurs. "HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THIS?" He sobers up.

There are giant holes in the ground. "What's down there?" I don't know, man. Let's check it out.

"No, NOMAD IT'S A TRAP."

I am too curious to listen. There is a steel ladder that goes into the darkness. I climb down down down. I fall and hit the bottom. I hear munchy crunchy noises. Rubbery hands grab me, and pull me away from the munchy crunchy creature. They shush me.

I can see in the dark. The creatures look like aye-ayes... Large lemurs with huge red eyes. I am behind some bars. The munchy crunchy thing leaps at the bars and bites them. It has long sharp teeth, and is all fur and claws. I roll into a ball, and so do the lemurs. The dream starts to fade as they show me their weird underworld home, like an ants nest.