INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

GOALS:
Jaws TOTY

NOTE:
Yay! I broke my dryspell! Although it was on a MILD, not a DEILD. This was my second worst dryspell ever!!!!! Also, this dream was very short, because I was sleeping on a very small couch, which was waking me up almost every hour.

It seemed like an average day. I was on a dock with my friend Marcus, and sone other DCs. It was nice and hot outside too. We all sat on the dock on chairs with cold drinks. We also had a grill, and we were cooking...pizza? I didn't think you could grill a pizza. That's very interesting. We had three pizzas cooking. Their scent was mouthwatering. However, I question the fact that we were making pizza when it's like 80 outside at a lakeside dock. Oh well, pizza's awesome. Now, the pizzas are done. The cook serves the first pizza. Fuck that's some good shit! Yum!!!!! We quickly devour the first pizza. Now, the explainable happens. Marcus rubs up to the grill. He rolls up the pizzas and runs. What the fuck's his deal?! I decide to chase after him. He ain't stealing the pizza so he can eat it all! Motherfucka! You don't steal pizza from ME!!!!! He now jumps off the dock into a boat. He starts it up. I jump on as well. At the same time, the boat shoots forward like a bullet. Fuck! Since I landed on it at the same time it jerked forward, there was a disruption. But when I land, I become lucid without my dream signs! Oh fuck yeah! Lucidity was my bitch once again! Fuck you dryspell! You're over with! YES! Oh...right...the dream. Anyway, so I jump up, and the boat flips over. Poor Marcus. Then, I land on the flipped over boat. Time to do the Jaws TOTY. Conveniently enough, I was on water already. So, I turn, and there's Jaws. He's coming in at full speed, jaws wide open. That fuckin' idiot! Tine to follow through with my plan...the Super Dragon Fist finishing move from Dragon Ball Z. I got in a martial arts stance. I made a fist and arm formation. My ki begins to rise, and it surrounds me. Now, I transfer ALL my ki into my fist. A massive amount of ki is pressuring my fist. It is beginning to hurt a bit. Too much build up. My time is short. Jaws is almost here! With the ki in my fist, more surrounds me for an extra kick. TIME TO DIE MOTHERFUCKA!!!!! Jaws is only ten feet away now. I know I talk in my sleep on occasion, but fuck it. I shout from the bottom of my lungs now. "DRAGON FIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!" At that time, I throw a punch At nothing. But, my fist is pointing at Jaws. At that time, a gigantic golden dragon fires out of my fist at lightspeed. It collides with Jaws, and there is a massive nuclear explosion. It takes a minute, but the smoke finally clears away. I stand there breathless, as I look at the aftermath. I didn't even leave a body behind. As I huff and puff, I awake.