INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

I started off in my school(DS). I was leaving Social Studies(DS). I was on my way to Study Hall(DS). This girl in front of me dropped her stuff, so I was forced to wait. By the time she picked everything up, we were the only two on the stairs. As we proceeded down the stairs, she stopped me again.
"I really like you." she said. I was confused. "Do you wanna have sex?" she asked. That was a total WTF? moment.
"I'll be late to class." I replied.
"Oh, come on." she said.
"Okay then." I said. So, we had sex. It started off as making out, then some French kissing. Then, some clothes started to come off. Then, I became lucid noticing I was in school. I have to admit, I was enjoying this. Odd though, as we were having sex on a staircase. After we finished, I realized I had to go save my soldiers. So, I left school. I told my friend Isaiah that I got laid. He was pretty grossed out. Outside the school, I decided to do things the non-fun way again. I kept trying the turn around, but it wouldn't work. Maybe my body was telling me something: Do it the fun way. So, I did. I forced some students to suit up, and we went to battle. I summoned some Romans. On accident, I gave them modern technology. We got man-handled. Upon failure, I awoke.

Hey DV, I had this dream last night, but when I awoke, I was too much of a dingus to write it down and forgot it. But do recall it being lucid.

I started off by a house. I was walking up to it with my friend Victor. As we entered, I became lucid without dream signs! We came inside, and there were two girls.
"Wanna have sex?" one asked. What the hell? Well, I had no time, cause I STILL had to save my Mandalorians.
"Sure!" Victor happily said.
"Uh, I have to go..." I said. These girls would NOT take no for an answer. So, I was forced to have sex. I guess I was raped. Odd. So, the police arrived. They arrested Victor and I! WTF??? As the car was driving away, I opened the door, and climbed onto the back of the car. Then, the cops started backing up the car. I found out why. There was another car behind us, and they wanted to smash me! I jumped off and ran. Okay, I wasted too much time. I decided to save my soldiers the non-fun way. I decided to use the turn around method and save them. Now my friend Zaine came. He kept annoying me. I eventually got away from him. Then, I used the turn around, just as I said the final words, I awoke! Damn. Damn! DAMN!

I started off in a building. I was with a bunch of friends. Then, I just randomly became lucid without dream signs! Hell yeah, my dry spell is over! Now I knew it was time to save my Mandalorian soldiers. I had no time to summon more Mandalorians to help because it was a school night, so I figured I wouldn't have too much time. So, I told my friends to suit up. They refused. So, I decided to force them into uniform. As I kept trying the turn around method, my friends would run in front of me and screw me up. I was getting so frustrated. Then, my Dad woke me up! Damn it!

I dreamed I was in my house. My little brother was watching a porn movie! I turned it off, and another porn movie was on. What the hell? I turned the TV off. Now we went to some girl's party. We had a great time. Then, the girl came out yelling at her kids cause they were in the pool without floaties. She humiliated them in front of fifty people. My family got mad and we left. I soon awoke.

So, I started off in the museum where the Hope Diamond is( I don't know the name). I'm a private eye. I ask the manager what happened. He said someone stole the Hope Diamond. Now, who the hell would steal the Hope Diamond? I mean, the thing's cursed. Anyway, so me and my partner went out to find the thief. We ended up at my house(DS). We found the thief. He fired at us and ran. We chased him. I aimed at his back and fired. I got him! Neither of us was man enough to go and pick it up. Then, a dog picks it up and begans to chew and lick it! The dog then comes over to lick us. We ran away until I awoke.

I dreamed I was on a school bus(DS). I was talking to a friend about how fast the first quarter of school(DS) went by. We arrived at school. I was about to go to Art class(DS). On the way, I ran into another friend and we talked. I soon realized I was late, and ran to class.

I dreamed I was with a small group of people. We came over to a big hole in the ground. A man was trapped at the bottom. I went down and got him out, and then my friends helped me out. Soon, we returned to our lair, and we somehow were wearing necklaces. A man came in and said they were evil. So, we all turned into werewolves and went postal. I came into a school(DS) and turned back to normal. I then became lucid realizing where I was. I tryed hard to get someone to help me. It was no use. I went outside and saw a young couple. They convienetly had silver chainsaws on them, and they wanted to help. We went in and won. They came with me to my friend's house. The girl invited me upstairs. We started to make out. The guy came in and ran away cyring. I went downstairs and came back up. Now she was making out with my friend Elliot! WTF, TWF, FTW? Elliot got up, and he ran away lighting fast. Then, I went all-out wereolf on the girl. Then, I awoke.

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I dreamed I was at a water park. Oddly, I saw Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward Tenticles from the show Spongebob Squarepants...wtf? So, there was this water challenge. We had to grind on poles across the water all the way to the end. I took the challenge, and won. Now I had to do the "blind" part of the challenge. It was the same challenge, but eyes closed. As I was about to launch into the water, someone mentioned school(DS). I did an RC, and became lucid! Sweet! Then, I hit the water and fell out off my raft. Eyes still closed, I was prepared to open them and risk waking up. I opened them...and was still dreaming. I climbed onto the raft. Now I did something amazing. I turned the water solid! Technically it wasn't ice, cause it was neither cold nor slippery. So, I ran to shore and hid. I summoned a small Roman town and prizon. Now some Romans came out of a building. I was somehow already in my Mandalorian armor. I pulled out my blasters and fired away. More came. I took the risk and used my jet-pack. A Roman grabbed my leg and I killed him. I flew into a building attached to the prizon. The Romans flooded in. I pulled out a Westar-33 blaster rifle and mowed them all down. I landed by a civilian. She'd seen everything, so I had to kill her. Now another girl came in. But she was an actual soldier. I fired at her, and she dodged the bolt! "How'd you do that?!" I asked. No reply. She charged at me with a spear. I grabbed it, and bent it. She took it back and swung it at me. I tried to dodge it, but she sliced my lower lip! "Wait.." I said. Like an idiot, she waited. Dumb DCs. I ran outside, then flew as high as I could go until I awoke.

I dreamed I was with a battalion of soldiers. We were crossing a chasm. After we crossed, we reached...my back yard? Odd. I went into my house. Suddenly, a giant beast approached me! This thing was far from friendly. I ran outside to the troops. We had no choice...we were gonna jump into the chasm. As I jumped in, I didn't just fall like normal...I soared fifty feet into the air. I suddenly became lucid without dreamsigns! Time to save my Mandalorians! Then, I had a false awakening! Then, I awoke for real.

I dreamed I was at a store. I noticed some flyers. When I left, I asked some girl to grab me one. I waited...and waited...and waited. I finally went in myself, and became lucid without dreamsigns! I came into the store's playroom. It was full of little girls. Just for my amusement, I turned them into hot girls my age. I went outside to a road. I saw some friends. Time to battle some Romans. I made my friends suit up in Mandalorian armor, then summoned some more. I went out to scout for a school bus, since it's what the Romans showed up in last time oddly. I see the Roman bus, and I activate my jet-pack. I pull out my Westar-33 blaster pistols. I mow down Romans one-by-one. My soldiers did a number on them too. Suddenly, a javelin came at me from behind and hit my jet-pack. My jet-pack exploded and killed me! WTF? Oddly, I didn't wake up like normal. I was now a ghost looking down at my dead body. Now I was really mad, because my soldiers surrendered! Now I awoke.

I dreamed I was in my mom's car with my mom and brothers. We were on our way to a toy factory to get Godzilla toys. On the way there... I became lucid without dreamsigns! So, as my brother went into the store, I turned into a human sized Godzilla and terrorized the people. When he finally left the building, I turned into the real 330 foot Godzilla and smashed the building. I continued my smashing until I awoke.

I dreamed I was at the grocery store. Oddly, it was outside with no walls or roof. Some friends(who I don't know) had a magic jacket. If you put it on, zipped it and unzipped it, you'd turn invisible for five minutes. So, I went around pranking people. Then, I became visible, and the cops showed up. I ran to my friend.
"I gotta go pee." I said. "Fine, hurry."he said. So I went in and took my merry time. I came out, and my friend was mad.
"I sold myself out to the police for you!"he said. "More are on the way!" So, I gave him the jacket. He turned invisible. All his other friends followed me. We got on a bus. No one was else was on...not even a bus driver.
"I'll drive." I said.
"No, I will this time." a friend said. So, we drove around the store. We turned the radio on. The song "Brain Stew" by Green Day(DS) came on. "Hold on." I said. We stopped. I got off and RCed. I was now lucid! I knew what I had to do. I used the lucid power of intent to summon some Mandalorian soldiers. I had one get on the bus to protect us, and the others went to raze the store and fight the cops.
I then awoke.

I dreamed I was at school(DS). It was the first day. I went to MRs. Smith's(DS) room cause I didn't have a schedule. She told me to go to the office(DS). All they gave me was snow gear to wear. Very odd. I became lucid without an RC. But I did notice my dream sign for once. I tried using my summoning skills around the school. They wouldn't work. It was odd. I couldn't find my problem. Suddenly, an alarm went off. A student was by a so-called "forbidden river." Odd, cause they're no rivers by my school.

Everyone retreated to homeroom. A teacher yelled at me for not going.
"I can help."I said. They believed me. Outside, it snowing, oddly enough, it was summer time. Down by the river, a student was trapped by two rottwieler dogs. Then, I remembered my problem:I was using expectancy instead of intent. So, I used intent. I turned my back, and became a werewolf. I communicated with the dogs, and they ran off. I soon awoke.

So, I started off in my room, then I just so randomly became lucid. Odd. I guess I really am mastering the difference of waking and dreaming life. This is the fourth time this has happened. Anyway...so I went outside and wasted all my time testing new ways to summon things. What a waste. I awoke, knowing what a waste of lucidity that was. Ugh.