INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

Hey DV! I've broken my dry spell finally, which lasted exactly one month! Unfortunately, my recall is shot to shit in the recent weeks. I did however manage to remember a small portion of my lucid from last night in which I completed the basic task of the month. I would type more and in color but it'd real only be like a paragraph. But basically I became lucid by checking my watch twice, and then thought of what to do. Then I remembered the scare a little kid task. So I walked around and then saw a little boy and girl sitting with a baby. So what I did was I shouted "Blah!" like a monster or something. The baby immediately began crying and the two kids were somewhat shocked, then they left. Sadly, that's all I can really recall, so hopefully tonight I'll have better recall...and another lucid!!!

I dream I'm at my grandparents home and I'm hanging out with a bunch a friends. In the dream I have recently just gotten out of Navy training and so now I'm a reserve(I've never actually been in the military IRL). I remember wearing digital blue camo clothing, which looks pretty badass.

I don't recall what we were doing exactly or who specifically was there, but it seemed like a normal day to us all. Surprisingly, the house was pinpoint accurate to the real life house, minus the fact my grandparents weren't there in the dream. I now make my way over to the window by their back door and look outside. I'm suddenly startled when I see hundreds of armed men parachuting down from the sky.
I'm not sure who is parachuting down thought. Is it our own army? Terrorists? Who??? I now look up and see a Z-11W fly by with a large red star on the side. It's the Chinese! But why?

I now rush back and forth in the kitchen in nervousness. I realize joining the Navy might get me killed now since there's an invasion. I don't want to die yet! What should I do??? I now think about how outlandish this seems. I'm not convinced I'm dreaming but I do a reality check. I plug my nose and I am able to breathe through it. I'm now lucid, and ready to go. I decide that for this dream I shall fight off the incoming invasion. My policy is that I can't cheat(spawn guns, use powers), and see how it goes. I now proceed outside and see a soldier landing in the yard. My friend Frankie and I stop him and I take his weapon. It's an old Kar98 rifle. Strange, being over one hundred years old, and a German gun. I eject one round to see if it even works and it does. I shoot the soldier and then go on a mini spree. I use the last three rounds and kill three more dropping soldiers. Now I put the gun aside and begin to search for guns. I go into the garage, where my uncle is, who shows us his arsenal of guns. He has a bunch of outdated rifles too for some reason(he doesn't own any weapons IRL). However I soon awake.

I dream that I'm in the desert on some sort of mission. It's a hardcore military operation. Our team is moving cautiously through the vast dunes when we spot a whole convoy of M1 Abrams tanks. My heart sinks at the sight of so many tanks.

However our team is very confident, and we stealthily make our way behind the convoy. When we reach the backside of roughly twenty tanks I suggest we C4 them and blow them away. I now run up to the back of the last tank and place three C4 charges on its backside. My teammate does the same to the next one. As I make my way to the third tank, he detonates the C4 without my consent, blowing up two of the tanks and disabling the third. I'm now absolutely livid and ready to beat the hell out of my teammate. However, I can't do this because the whole tank convoy knows where we are now! So we all spread out and run away to try and find dunes to hide behind. I find a very short dune and take pathetic cover behind it. I'm radioing in to my allies, wondering where they are. I peak over the dune now and see a tank's cannon turning and scanning. It now finally stops pointed dead on at me. My heart skips a beat and I get up and begun bolting away. The tank fires, obliterating the dune and luckily not me with it. I can't find anywhere else to hide now as tanks begin to fire at me. Then, I manage to find a huge dune and I go around it. When I reach the back, I find the entrance to an underground temple! I realize the risks that may be held in this temple, but I enter anyway. I'm confident if the enemy finds this temple they won't enter. I go down the stairs which are submerged in sand, and I find the first floor. Down here is a little girl, who is being quite noisy. I get pissed with her really quick and make her shut up. She doesn't know soldiers are probably coming to kill me, but she needs to be quiet in case they do. I now force her to lead me down further and further into the temple to decrease the chances of being found. A couple floors down we decide to rest. If I recall correctly a team mate also manages to get down here with us. I'm sitting up against a wall now. It's dim in the temple, with only one flickering light to brighten the area. Luckily there don't seem to be any traps. But that could affect us in the long run negatively. My ally and the girl now go to check on the entrance. As they leave, I now become lucid! Okay fuck this situation! I get up and move around a little bit and begin pondering fun ideas. First, I decide I should stabilize the dream. I fall backwards two or three times and now the dream feels so stabilized, and so clear. I move upstairs now, which turns out to be a club now. What? When did this happen? I now begun looking for an exit, and as I finally walk out the door I am awoken by my family. Fuck.

I dream I'm at this girl's house(though it highly resembles someone else's house who I know). She is very sick and it would appear her younger sister can't take care of her. Now this girl IRL is literally like the nicest girl I know....but this dream has a twist. So I notice how sick she has become. Her voice is very weak, she's pale, and she can't even walk anymore. So I decide I should help her out.
"Is there anything I can get for you?" I ask. She says yes and mentions a special type of medicine and points across the kitchen to some cabinets. This is where she starts to turn. I make my way over and begin searching. She didn't give me a specific cabinet to search. Now she appears to be getting frustrated with me and begins to snap at me. She's trying to direct me to the right cabinet but I can't hear her. She's angry enough now so I really don't want to tell her to speak up.
"Geez I should just get it myself!!!" she snaps. I feel really frustrated now as I finally find the medicine she demands. I bring it to her and then leave her, not wanting to stay around any longer. The dream soon fades...now either I woke up or transitioned I don't remember...

I now dream I am somewhere I can't recall but I'm hanging out with my church friends. We're all having a good time partying and whatnot, and everything seems normal. Now, things take a twists, and my brain decides to toy with me. Two girls I know come up to me and both admit they like me. I stand there now in shock, and wonder what I'm going to say.
"Let me get back to you on that..." I say. I then quickly flee the scene and try to find one of my guy friends. I find my friend Joey, who's talking to our friend Hannah in private, but it doesn't seem all that private. I now ask my friend for some advice and he tells me I should go with the girl I like more. The thing is though IRL that'd be a REALLY hard decision. Both of them are nice, good looking, spirited, spiritual...it'd be a mess!!! I finally have my decision in mind, as I go to "sleep" for the night. I "awake" and I hear my friends and music. I look around my room and discover a portal on my floor. I try entering, but it puts me back in bed a few times, then sometimes everything goes black when I jump in. Finally I make it in, and see everyone in swimming wear(trunks, bikinis, etc.) in a solid two or three feet of water dancing with dance lights and music. Now I'd actually be up for trying that in real life. Now things get awkward when the two girls come up to me in their swimsuits and ask if I've made a decision yet. I ask for a minute before being tackled by another girl I know into the water. I finally break free and resurface. The two girls are waiting patiently and I wait out as long as possible. But right there and then I become lucid! Well time to get out of here! As I begin to leave my friend Matt stops me.
"Aren't you going to tell them who you like better?" he asks. I now respond with a witty reply.
"I'll just tell them in real life," I say, walking off. My friend looks absolutely dumbstruck now, with no way of comprehending that. I now make my way towards the exit door and remember I have to do the TOTM!!! I try to remember them, but can only remember one of them. I go over to some DCs and see my friend Jonathan.
"What's up man?" he says.
"Hey, what's the meaning of life?" I ask. He now responds but I don't hear his reply too well.
"What?" I ask.
"Poo." he says, giggling. I now walk away, dumbstruck as Matt was and head to the exit door. I now remember my other task, which is a personal one--rob a bank using only a banana. The exit door has a fully dressed man standing in the water waiting. As I walk up to the door he speaks.
"This is a bank," he says, gesturing to the door. I acknowledge him and walk inside. I now pull a ripe yellow banana from my pocket and lift it up.
"THIS IS A HOLDUP! EVERYONE ON THE GROUND!" I shout. No one moves however. I see a security guard pull out a real gun now and I point the fruit at him menacingly.
"Drop the gun or I'll blow your fucking brains out!!!" I snap. The officer now outs his weapon down and everyone drops to the floor. A man answers the phone, and I make him hang up, threatening him with my banana. I now walk around and explain.
"Now, I know this make look like an ordinary banana," I begin. "But this, is in fact, a very lethal weapon!!!" And then I awake. I am upset I didn't finish the robbery, but at least it was working. And I completed the TOTM. Then I wallow in silence when I realize the whole choosing a girl thing was a figment of my imagination. Damn you brain!!!

Hey this dream was literally so short I'm not even going to type in color codes but I can remember being with some friends and becoming lucid while with them. I believe I began to fly around a bit too. But sadly I can't remember much after that.

I should've posted this about five days ago, cause now I forgot most of it. :/

There was more prior to these events, but I forgot them. :/ But I'm currently getting in the getaway vehicle after a a Shootout. My friends Joey and Justin are loading into the car, Joey getting behind the wheel. I jump in the car(I forget which seat) and Joey drives away. I remember all of us are wearing Kevlar vests and weapons strapped to us. Joey starts the car and begins to drive away in a hurry. As we go up a hill Joey makes a sharp turn. Now for some reason physics says I'll do whatever the fuck I want, and sends us backwards over the side of the hill. I notice another cliff about two hundred meters away as we fall. I look down and see the car plummeting to the war hundreds of meters down. We all scream, when I suddenly become lucid! I now open my door and jump out of the car.
"Guys! Just fly!" I shout to Joey and Justin. I now realize how dumb I'm being, and fly down to the falling car. The two jump out as the car hits the water and they submerge. I dive deep down and chase after them. I grab both of them and fly them up to the cliff I noticed earlier. i don't remember anything much afterwards.

The dream starts off I'm in summer school(Thank God I'm not IRL!). I'm sitting in the library on one of the computers, though I can't recall what I was doing on it. The nice school librarian(she is really nice IRL) comes over and sits next to me. We begin talking about summer and whatnot, just relaxing and being friendly. It is now time to leave and so I exit the school, and the librarian offers me a ride. So I accept and I walk down the sidewalk past a bunch of fifth graders who insult my weight. Not even offended nor surprised, I turn and shout "GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY" at them. I realize it was a horrible comeback, and just continue walking. I'm waiting by her car now for her to get here. I look at a speed limit sign which reads "Speed Limit 45." I'm actually quite curious as to why the speed limit is 45 when this is a residential area. Someone could get easily killed like that. The librarian shows up now with three girls. Well this is going to be an awkward ride home. One guy and four girls, two who're really stuck up too. So after a long fiasco of trying to get us arranged, one of the girls ends up walking home, and then we finally drive off. I realize it's Halloween because everyone but me is wearing costumes today. I finally get home and then end up going over to my friend Zaine's house. There we watch a movie on Netflix about sex addict couple trying to become religious. It's supposed to be a comedy, but most of the scenes make it look like more of a porno to me. After the movie, Zaine and I go looking around his garage for something. I'm asked to move something, so I get in a car and back up so there's space. I then realize the neighbors have been sharing this garage and I've stolen their car on accident. I now exit the car and go about my business until suddenly, someone is there. I turn and see Jesus standing before me. He asks me how I'm doing, but I nervously answer with an "okay."
"So you're back, Jesus?" I ask. "I guess that means it's the--"
"Second coming!!!" my friend Rachel exclaims bursting in the door. She seems extremely excited at first, but then very serious. She asks Jesus to just let the world stay a little longer.
"Look I'm just stopping by," Jesus says. "But this is the last time I visit this generation!" Jesus seems quite annoyed with the generation of people obviously. He now exits the garage, and Rachel and I go after him. As we walk outside I realize how biblically incorrect this is and I become lucid. I look up now and see that Jesus is gone. Knowing that it was only an image of Him and not the real one now I simply do not intend to pursue Him, because I'd be talking to an image of my subconscious, not real Jesus. So I start flying now, and Rachel is baffled. So she begins to fly with me, making me baffled. I try to use energy to fly faster, which results in me smashing into someone's house like an idiot. I now look down and see my friend Paul. I decide to have a friendly fight, which Rachel joins in on, and shit actually gets pretty intense. I now try to use the closed eye method to do something, but I have a false awakening. And not too long after I awake for real.

Fuck my new format I'm lazy. I'll just make it easy on myself.

Red-NLD
Blue-LD
Black-Awake

I find myself amongst many classmates in someone's living room. The living room turns out to be my English teacher's house from this past year(I've never actually been to it or in it IRL). He is teaching us very angrily about something no one could give a damn about. He finally gives up and just makes us watch a movie. After class is over, everyone rushes to leave the creepy rundown home and get to our own homes. I leave through the garage as the door opens and the teacher's wife pulls into the garage after me. I go outside to see a very urban city setting(I live in a suburb IRL). I see many of people out and about as I begin to make my way home. But then, I do ADA and I become lucid! I turn around and a woman with half a face walks past me. Kinda creeped out now, I continue walking and contemplating what I should do. I now decide to do the hug a DC TOTM. I realize when I wake up it will be August, so there's no point really, but I still would like to try it. So I now walk over to the nearest DC and give her a big hug. She now begins to squirm and struggle to break free. I try hold the hug, when suddenly we are now both naked.

Anyone can guess what might've happened next, but I was doomed to soon awake.

NEW FORMAT:
Not Lucid
Lucid
Awake

I find myself in Hawaii for some unknown reason. I'm walking down the sidewalk on a beautiful evening. Suddenly, I start to become really tired for some reason and begin drifting in and out of "sleep" as I walk along. Some people take notice and walk with me and keep me awake. We stop by a ledge and see another one of the islands of Hawaii. There is a battle taking place. I can see explosions and whatnot on the island. Someone explains to me that the Hawaiians and some sort of rebel force are having a war in the state. We now see two rebel tanks coming down the road and we jump for cover. The two tanks pass, and we move along.

Some fragments of the dream in between scenes are forgotten, but I now find myself in the passenger seat of a van on the highway. We're still in Hawaii and the red evening sky is still present as well. As we get on the highway I see the speed limit sign reads 75 MPH. That is faster than normal where I live(usually 65, then 70 on the turnpike). We speed up to pace and move towards a tunnel. We see cars driving crazily on the road, as if they're trying to get away from something. We now swerve out of the way of three SUVs moving the wrong way. Shortly we enter the tunnel which has no lighting in it. The driver turns on his lights and we come to a three way intersection, seeing it last second. The driver spins the steering wheel but can't make the turn, smashing us into the wall. We get out, lucky to be even unharmed. Then a group of armed cars stop just down the tunnel. Armed soldiers come out and begin to open fire, but that is all I remember before awakening.

There is a massive shoot out going on. I am carrying a MTAR-21 Carbine in the gunfight. Our team is pushing through the streets and we push the enemy back into a building. I move into the building and sneak up stairs to a window. I jump down two stories and am now behind the enemy. I rush in the back doors and see the last enemies. I unload bullets onto them and kill them. However a few escape. My team and I begin to pursue. We rush downstairs after the enemies and then outside. When we arrive outside they're gone. But we see a wall behind us in which would be hard to climb, so we assume they moved up road. There's a bus waiting and we forcibly board it. I sit down in the back and my teammates sit up front. As we wait for the bus to move we get a sudden shocking surprise. A bomb now goes off on the bus! The two remaining enemies rigged it! After the shock of the explosion, I realize that I'm still alive. The bus is in flames and I'm still on board. I quickly rush to the doors of the bus through the smoke and flames and exit. I'm horribly shocked right now from the explosion. I notice an unaware enemy soldier running away. I rush after him and quickly grab him and I handcuff him. My gun was lost in the explosion. I now take a moment to catch my breath as I celebrate from catching the terrorist. My celebration doesn't last long however, when the suspect breaks his cuffs off and runs away. The other missing enemy soldier soon jumps out and follows him. They climb over the wall and flip me off as they do so. Rather than chase them, I simply return with a double bird flip as they climb over to safety.

The dream transitions into another city night scene. I would spend twenty minutes typing up what all happened but the whole dream was literally me fucking walking. Near the end of my walk, I'm coming up a hill towards home. I notice the most peculiar clouds in the sky. They're red clouds in the night. I walk up the sidewalk and I realize I have no shoes all of a sudden. Home is still a good five minute walk away and I'm exhausted. But I'm not getting getting home just standing around I guess. I continue to walk, intrigued by the red clouds. I soon realize the sun is coming up. It's about dawn, and I realize if I'm not home before my Dad gets up I'm screwed. I finally reach my neighborhood which seems extremely different from what my dream self remembers(it's nothing like real life as normal, but my non-lucid self sees it as different from earlier in the dream). I see a lake, construction, and many new houses. I walk around until I see my Dad. My Dad looks at me in shock, as if he's seen a ghost. He's utterly shocked to see me. He now explains how he hasn't seen my in 20(I think) years. I'm really weirded out, and my Dad tells me to go home and see my Mother. I'm confused, because my Mom and Dad are divorced, but I go with it. I walk to my apparently new house I've never seen before and enter. Even though it's been twenty years I appear to not have aged a day. I think I've warped forward in time. I for some reason have left no future self behind. If you think about it, that would make sense. If you remove yourself from time, you shouldn't be in another. But anyway, I walk in and explain to my Mom that it's me, her son. She is shocked as well. She explains to me about how strict the government has been. She was taken away from her new husband and forced to be with my Dad, and my brothers forced to move out on their own. It's all very strange. I now decide to go upstairs. I enter a bedroom, supposedly my parents'. I see one small bed, windows, and whatnot. I see an alarm clock with red numbers. I now feel very very weird, and I contemplate a reality check, but I instead smile as I become lucid. I turn around and head downstairs. My Mom is coming up the stairs in tears, rambling and rambling on. "Mom, calm down this is a dream!" I say, trying to experiment reactions. My Mother seems to not have heard me. "Mom, calm down this is just a dream!" My Mom now becomes serious-faced and looks at me. She shapes her fingers into a pretend gun and points it at me.
"I'll kill you," she says coldly. I now ignore her and walk outside of the house. I see my Dad walking back up the yard.
"Alright then son, stay out of my fucking house," he says calmly with a warm smile as if it's a good thing.
I now walk down the sidewalk and I remember I have the TOTM to do! Which one do I do first though? I can fly over to the lake and write my name in the sand, but decide to do so later. I now decide to punch a leader first. I imagine Kim Jong Uen is coming down the street. I look around through a crowd of people and see Kim, his dad, and a body guard or two. I say hi and walk up to him. He looks frightened and runs away. His dad and guards seem to not be shocked. His dad shots to him to return. I instead rush after Kim at high speed, quickly catching up and grabbing him. He struggles as I pull on him.
"Come on Kim!" I say. "The media will love this!"
Kim now rips his suit jacket off and begins to run towards the lake. I notice night is already coming, and people are gathering by the lake for something. Kim is running for the tall grass in the shallow end of the lake. I rush again and catch him again. I pull us both to the ground as I notice the people are watching a movie trailer for a live action South Park movie. Really odd and out of place the future is I think as I look back to Kim.
"Take this!" I shout, and I slug him in the face. He shouts in pain, and his body guards are now running towards me, as well as his dad. I run past them them and turn around to face them. I spawn a firework rocket in my hand and I eat it. As I prepare to fire it I awake.

I dream I am in a gymnasium. There is a concert about to begin. The band who's playing doesn't exist IRL and are set up on top of retractable bleachers. I'm on top of the bleachers too for some reason. Down below are hundreds of cheering and screaming people waiting for the band to begin. Luckily due to my practice of ADA, I can recall so much of the detail of the this room. Shadows, sounds, echoes, etc. Before the concert begins the lead singer explains to the crowd if any of their equipment breaks they'll give it to a random fan in the crowd. I look behind me and realize how odd these bleachers are. They're not against a wall, just in the middle of the room with support rails behind them. They stand at least fifty feet high. As the concert begins the band plays a song, and I can't recall what it sounded like. Now the bleachers begin to wobble. I'm freaking out now, and sure enough, the support rails give out and fall apart behind us. We all scream as the bleachers now fall backward. I'm fearful for my life as we fall. The bleachers slam into the ground and break apart. To my surprise, I'm completely unharmed. I now leave the gym as if it's nothing and go to the parking lot. If I recall correctly my Dad and brothers were all waiting there. My brother gave me his laptop, and now I sit down and open it. I'm really excited to finally have a new and improved laptop! I open it and begin to browse around. I end up looking in his video files and I find a huge stash of pornography videos. Both gay and straight. I nearly puke at the sight of some of the videos and slam the laptop shut, never to open it again.

I'm not sure what happened in between this, but now I'm riding a motocycle through a random town. A bunch of other people are communicating with me via headsets. I'm spectating myself drive the motorcycle in third person. I get off now and look around. I'm back to normal, in my body in first person POV. I see a lot of posters and ads on a cheese store. I soon realize I'm in Green Bay, Wisconsin. I realize I'm in the same city that Whiteboy7thst lives in(NOTE: IRL he doesn't live anywhere near GB, W). I decide to try and find his house, on 1337 7th Street(pretty sure that's not his address anymore IRL). I call someone and ask them for directions, jumping on a motorcycle again. I'm back in third person POV and I begin driving. The other bikers are clumsily driving around and saying they want to follow me. After a little while I get off the bike and I'm back in first person again. I believe I'm off the phone at this point and I'm walking down the sidewalk of the city looking for 7th Street. Dusk is settling in now and I'm desperate to find the street. I walk past a girl who isn't wearing a top or bra, her breasts are completely exposed. I ignore her though and walk right past her. She turns around and questions me ignoring her. I look back for a moment as she acknowledges me, but continue my search. After some more search time the night has come. I'm walking down a brick road in the dark. There're many people out walking in the night surprisingly. I check every street sign and can't find it. Finally I find a man and ask him if he knows where 7th St. is. He tells me to follow him and he leads me to the street. I'm excited and begin looking all over for the address 1337. The man leads me into an apartment building and tells me how he used to know a guy who lived in the building(IRL the real guy lives in a big house not an apartment) until he started doing gaming videos for YouTube. I realize he's talking about WhiteBoy and I feel a little awkward now. The man enters his room and I turn around. Right there on the room door is 1337. I open the door with not a single fuck given and walk in. Inside is WhiteBoy7thst playing video games with all the lights off. He sees me enter.
"Is it alright if I come in?" I ask.
"Yeah sure thing," he replies(BTW his real name is Alex). "Just don't snoop around too much.
"I'm such a big fan!" I exclaim.
I walk up to him and we shake hands now. I'm having such a nerdgasm as we shake hands. He moves up to his TV now where a naked woman is sitting and watching him play. I look around the apartment a little and them I sit down and join him. After a little bit of time I awake.

I dream I am driving around a parking lot in a pink Bug with my Dad. We pull up by a small playground and see my ex-health teacher Mrs. Wolfe. She wants to speak to my Dad for some odd reason. He suggests I pull up onto the sidewalk, but Mrs. Wolfe denies the idea. So my Dad gets out and goes with her. I continue to drive in circles. I stop and get out shortly at another small park area where some of my friends are hanging out. After awhile I get back in the pink Bug and drive. But the keys aren't in the ignition, and I begin to roll down a hill. I see I'm on a dead path to hit a car and panic. I finally get the keys in and attempt to turn out of the way. To my luck, the wheel is down and won't turn because its rubbing against my legs. So I quickly pull the adjustment lever and it goes up and I turn out of the way, barely missing the car.

Next I dream its the last days of the next year of school. It feels like it went by in just a flash. I'm in the hallway of the school, which looks more like a prison than a school. I find my two friends Joey and Mark and we talk about how fast the school year has gone by. It literally felt like yesterday we started the year. Later on I'm going by classrooms and a teacher I had two years ago stops me and hands me a very odd plant.
"I noticed you're going to be in my class again next year, so you'll need this," she says. The plant looks somewhat like a small tree. It's entirely green, and has a massive stem, with green little "branches" hanging on it. And small little grey flowers are on it.

That's all I remember.

So, I usually end up dreaming about the first day of school in my dreams, but last night I dreamt about the last day for some reason. But anyway, time to get started.

I am sitting in my Spanish classroom. It is the last day of school and I only have minutes until the final bell rings. Normal for a dream, I have different classmates, but I think all of them or most of them I know IRL. I begin to observe all the attractive girls around the room( lol ikr) and think about how I won't see any of them until the next year. Finally, the bell rings and we all jump up and rush for the door. Everyone runs out of the classroom into the hallway. Surprisingly, the school is arranged normally. My friends and I now walk together as I look in my book bag. I see a large stack of loose leaf paper, plotting my devious plan. I look back and forth, and see no teachers. I pull out the stack and quickly lunge it into the air. The stack sticks together and lands on the floor nearby. My friends laugh as I realize the paper was still in the plastic packaging. My one friend now comes over with his planner getting people's names and numbers so he can stay in touch. I take the planner and write out my name and number(I realized when I woke up it was an old phone number I haven't used in years).

Now the scene changes to me outside of my old elementary school. I walk up the parking lot and proceed to the playground in the back. I haven't attended school here in nearly ten years, I get a large nostalgia rush from seeing it all. I am now intrigued when I see one of the trees in the playground has grown to a massive size. We're talking two hundred feet tall and twenty feet wide!!! Surprised, I pull out my iPhone and open up Twitter and tweet a picture of the tree. If I recall correctly, the tweet said "I haven't been here in awhile!" Not too long after, I awake.

Hello hello DV it's been awhile. But I shit you not this time, I solemnly swear I'm returning for good. I've had a recent want to lucid dream again. Last night I was successful for the first time in months. I've have LDs on and off in recent months but this was the first premeditated one. So I have to put 100+ in my LD count cause I've lost track...or I'll put 1 since return...but anyway, on with my dream...

From what I remember I start off in school. It's the first day(I fucking hate school dreams over summer vacation...) and as usual in dreams, the school looks very different. Some parts are as they are IRL but the rest is distorted. I'm on my way to 10th period(might've been 9th) and I stop and have a miny heart attack(not a literal one) when I remember something. I've been following my previous year schedule, not my current year one!!! I decide this is no time to worry, and get moving to my next real class. I move down the hallway and begin investigating for room 248 for Forensic Science(IRL its room 148, and I don't have it 10th). I see my friend Rachel who passes by with some friends and says hi. I return a greeting and continue walking. I am hopelessly lost, so I decide to obtain the help of other people. Several people direct me the right way, and I begin my journey to class. On the way there, this girl named Paege who I know IRL stops me. She asks me a question I can't recall, and I answer yes. She asks another, so I decide to play a game. I say you have to pay up for an answer. So she pulls out a handful of coins and slaps them into my hand. Surprised, I answer the question. Then she pins me to the wall in almost a sexual way, but I vag-block her and say I need to get to class. I then proceed to the proper room, oddly marked "2048" instead of "248." I enter the room and see how large the room is. It's almost like an entire building.
"Wow, this room is large," I remark. I enter the room, which is filled with books on books and computers. I then see there's a door to an outside area, and I go outside. Outside there's a whole other residential house and my classmates. I see my friends Trevor and Jason. Trevor is engaged in a conversation with some girls, so I leave him alone and go over to Jason. We greet and sit together. Our teacher now comes out, my Independent Living teacher last year. I'm confused that she is my teacher, but I go with it. So she now proceeds to take us inside her house to her living room(NOTE: I've never actually been to her house IRL). She turns on her TV and a Playstation 3. I'm pleasantly happy, as it appears we will be playing PS3 rather than having class. She puts The Last of Us and boots the game up. I notice she's still very early into the story and point that out(I think the dream made up a fake story for the game). These larger douchy kids make a smart ass remark to my comment. I suddenly lose interest and proceed outside. I notice my teacher has a pool, so a bunch of us jump in, including the douchebags. As we swim, the water turns reddish-green for some reason. The douches blame me for it, so I step out and disprove them. It's actually their obese friend. I have no clue why the water turned, but he did it. Pissed off, the kid came over and punched me three times in the arm. I simply brushed off the pain and walked away. The teacher had moved the TV outside and was playing The Last of Us as I walked by. The douchebags were still swimming and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went inside to the toilet and commenced. A girl came in now and saw me, but didn't seem to care that my Johnson was out. I didn't seem to care either. She walked past me with zero fucks given and walked through the wall of the bathroom. I raised an eyebrow, thinking of how out of place that was. So I decide to do a reality check. I try to remember everything I've done up to when I "woke up" this morning. I can't remember anything before school and I become lucid. I zip my pants up and decide to try another RC to be sure. I look at my right hand, and its normal. I flip it over to look at the palm, and it becomes distorted. I have six fingers, and two of them are stubs. I freak out and whip my hand around. I leave the bathroom and it appears a wild animal is running rampant. It grabs another wild animal and rapes it(literally). Disturbed I choose to ignore the animal and begin to walk away. Some girl I don't know stops me for help and then I have a false awakening. I attempt to FA-DEILD(False awakening DIELD) not knowing I'm still dreaming. I see a lot of strange images in my head as I attempt it and I then wake up.

Yo DreamViews. It's been a LONG time but I think I'm gonna start trying to have LDs again. I've been trying to DEILD but not much success yet, but this was an awkward dream I had last night that I only remember bits and pieces of.

The first part I really only remember is being in my friend's living room and Michael Jackson was there. I wasn't even baffled that he was somehow alive. And(this is where it escalates) he was a female now, and he was...well...raping someone. If I recall correctly I then proceeded to inform the police and he was arrested. Yeah, weird.

The next portion I remember is being at my church. The actual place we have it was different-looking(as usual in dreams). We were doing our ice-breaker(our Pre-teaching activity) which were all having a singing contest. I raised my hand to join in, but I wasn't selected. Somewhat pissed I remained in my seat and just observed. Everyone sang a song and the final person was this one girl I like. It was a beautiful song and a beautiful voice. The girl brought herself to tears from the song and everyone applauded. By this point I was determined to start impressing people with my voice(I honestly suck IRL). So after leaving with some of my good friends I began singing the whole way home. The only two songs I recall singing were "Pieces" and "Slipping Away" by Sum 41. My friends were getting quite annoyed now so I stopped, accepting defeat. Finally we drove by a local college. For some reason we were driving on the sidewalk of the campus. I noticed my friend coming out of the school so we pulled up to him(weird cause neither of us are in college...). He put his hand on his pants like he was going to pull a a gun, but then he saw it was just me. He must've thought a pedophile was trying to pick him up. After that I don't remember much of anything.

I woke up this morning and reviewed these things. First off, why the fuck did I dream about female rapist Michael Jackson?! Next I was weirded out by the whole singing thing. The rest I just said whatever.