INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

I dream I am in a large room. This room is dark, with very shitty lighting. There's one empty, lightless back room, and just one table here. Also, there was about a dozen people in here. We are unfortunately all trapped in here. We basically just have to sit here bored all day and look stupid. But one bad thing, there is a pregnant girl here with us. And apparently, she IS nine months pregnant. So, we all continue to mope around like retards. It's so fuckin' boring in here. I think I'd have more fun with a fully loaded gun in my mouth(not literally). So, just as things can't get any worse, they do. The worst(or at least I think the worst) scenario happens. The girl's water breaks! Oh shit!!!!! What the hell?! What to do?! What to do?! We are SO fucked now! Then, someone has an idea. He tells us to look at the big green buttons on the ground. We all look. Odd, those weren't there earlier. So, he says someone needs to jump on them with massive force. But the only way to do that is to jump from the ceiling on the buttons. Conveniently enough, there were pipes up on the ceiling like you see in a school gym, or a store. Also, someone had ropes. So now we could get up there. So, he throws his rope up and it wraps around the pipe. One man volunteers to jump. He climbs up the rope quickly. Finally, he swings over to one button. He jumps. Then, he lands and heavily stomps on a button. Nothing happens. Son of a bitch! He climbs back up to try again. He jumps, and lands on another button. Nothing. Dammit! One more button, if it doesn't work, this is gonna get ugly. He climbs up. He really looks nervous now. But who wouldn't? He looks down at the last green button. He jumps. He slams down on the final green button. A doorway opens. Yes! We're saved, and shit, that girl's water is still going. So I rush her outside. There's a man there, who looks surprised to see us leaving. I'm sure he's the bastard who did this. However, there's no time to deal with him. I see an ambulance. I rush the girl over to it. I put her on a stretcher in the back. Finally, I start the ambulance. I floor it. I pick a little receiver that goes out a megaphone. I tell all the cars and people to move. I keep driving like a maniac. This is bad. As we drive through the city, I can see many pedestrians and cars just barely dodging me. Finally, we reach the hospital. I see doctors rush out and take the girl. Good, all is well. Then, the police shows up. I pull a gun out from nowhere. They look pissed. This isn't good. I look at my gun. It's a Magnum 45. The cops get out and fire at me. Oh shit! I take cover and fire back. I have a 45 bitches! Good luck! I take down one cop. Then, another. One more, and shit. Now cops are coming from behind. These ones have shotguns. Motherfucker! They grab me. They point at me with their guns, and I awake.