lucid

I awake. I'm lying in bed. I don't move nor do I open my eyes. I visualize the dream I just left. I now reenter the dream lucid. DEILD numero dos! So, here I am. I cannot think on what I should do. Dammit. I walk around again thinking. I thought being in school would make thinking easier. Guess not. So, I soon awake. DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK FUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK!!!

I start off in a dark room. I'm with an oldish woman and Sean F. from my school. We are looking at the weather. We see that giant storms will form soon and wreak havoc. Lovely. While looking at the weather, I become lucid without dream signs. Oh fuck... I better get outta here. Don't want a stormy LD. I see a door. I go out, and I'm at school. Ugh...rather be caught in the fuckin' storm. Well, here I am, clueless on what to do. I walk around thinking. But I soon wake up. FUCK!!!!!

NOTE: This was my first successful DEILD! After having a MILD, I awoke and didn't move or open my eyes. At that point, I soon reentered my dream lucid again!

I return to the peaceful suburb again. Luckily, there are no monsters this time. Thank God. I already had to leave Enough people to their deaths. Well, I didn't know what should do. I have done 5 of 12 TOTY and didn't know which one to do now. I figure I'll just keep enjoying my walk. Soon, I run into a shadowy man. He offers to sell me a certain object at a reasonable price. Why not? I buy it straight away. The man leaves in peace. I cannot recall what I bought however. So, I continue my walk. I soon confront the man again. He offers another object to sell(cannot recall this one either). So, I figure, why not? So, I buy it. So, I now see two people on the parallel sidewalk. I go over and offer them the two objects for a reasonable price. They buy straight away. Awesome. I continue walking again. And, I confront the man again! He offers to sell me a watch. And...holy shit that's a fancy watch. It was like a digital Rollex watch. I buy it straight away. Then, I put it on. I'm a good spender. Especially with random strangers on side roads. The man now gets on a motorcycle and drives away. Cooleo. I keep continuing my walk so I can find something to do. Soon, I see the motorcycle speed away unusually fast. As if...it's being chased. Then, a police motorcycle and police car speed by as well. Oh shit!!!!! Then, another cop car parks by me. The cop gets out and cones over to me. He asks if I know that guy. He also tells me he's been illegally selling stolen items. O_O Oh fuck...that's not good. Well, lucidity wa on my side, so all odds aren't against me. I now explain to the cop I bought three I tens and resold two. I mention I had no clue they were stolen items. The cop seems convinced. But, he asks me to help him find the two people I sold to. I can't think of anything better to do, so I agree, and tag along. I get in his car, and we drive away. We end up at a white beat up building. Now, it's somehow magically daytime. So, we get out and enter the building. Inside, there's water damage everywhere. Lovely. The cop tells me to go search somewhere else now. Yea, in bored, so I'll ditch him while I'm "searching." I go outside to the building's side. There, I see a middle-aged woman, two girls in under armor sorting clothes, and Jackie Chan. Hm...that's very interesting. Jackie appears to be training the two girls, and the woman is observing with a creepy smile. Awkward. I look over to a cliffside. A bunch of martial artists boys are sitting around doing nothing but watching. I go over to see what's up. Over the cliff, I see a football stadium in between this cliff and another one. Interesting. I also see little grips going down the cliffside. The boys are climbing down about five at a time. I bend over for a closer look. Then, I fall off. Oh fuck! Dur-da-dur! The grips! I grab one about five feet down, and am safe. Phew, that was a close call. I quickly climb back up. The boys seem to be impressed by my fuckin' awesomeness. I gots skittles man! I go back to Chan and his trainees and odd observer. Right now, the girls are doing pole gymnastics. Chan explains to me that they're gonna do a modeling run before the big football game tonight. Pfft, these girls aren't all that hot to be models. I can make a better model. I go inside the building. I'm now in a dim room. I decide to design a very hot DC girl. I tell myself a hot girl. Then, a girl in white furs with curly Ginger hair appears. No, too much 80's stlye. I need a 2011 slutty styled girl. I form a basic body outline. I make her a red bikini. Then, I give her brunette hair in a sexy ponytail style. I make her breasts a nice C-Cup size. Excellent. The bikini is now on. Now I make her ass a lovely size as well. Excellent. Hm...the bikini isn't working any magic on her body. I make it a tight bikini. Now her breasts and butt are expressed much more. I now give her life. She goes outside. The woman seems to like the stlye my girl has. She's now a part of the modeling show. So, the game is about to start. The two girls come out with some gayass Chinese shit playing. The crowd lightly claps. Pathetic. Now, MY girl comes out. The crowd is now cheering insanely. Nice and epic. Now for some music. Out of nowhere, "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day starts to play. This is as Awesome As Fuck. But, the fun soon ends, and I wake up.

GOALS:
Jaws TOTY

NOTE:
Yay! I broke my dryspell! Although it was on a MILD, not a DEILD. This was my second worst dryspell ever!!!!! Also, this dream was very short, because I was sleeping on a very small couch, which was waking me up almost every hour.

It seemed like an average day. I was on a dock with my friend Marcus, and sone other DCs. It was nice and hot outside too. We all sat on the dock on chairs with cold drinks. We also had a grill, and we were cooking...pizza? I didn't think you could grill a pizza. That's very interesting. We had three pizzas cooking. Their scent was mouthwatering. However, I question the fact that we were making pizza when it's like 80 outside at a lakeside dock. Oh well, pizza's awesome. Now, the pizzas are done. The cook serves the first pizza. Fuck that's some good shit! Yum!!!!! We quickly devour the first pizza. Now, the explainable happens. Marcus rubs up to the grill. He rolls up the pizzas and runs. What the fuck's his deal?! I decide to chase after him. He ain't stealing the pizza so he can eat it all! Motherfucka! You don't steal pizza from ME!!!!! He now jumps off the dock into a boat. He starts it up. I jump on as well. At the same time, the boat shoots forward like a bullet. Fuck! Since I landed on it at the same time it jerked forward, there was a disruption. But when I land, I become lucid without my dream signs! Oh fuck yeah! Lucidity was my bitch once again! Fuck you dryspell! You're over with! YES! Oh...right...the dream. Anyway, so I jump up, and the boat flips over. Poor Marcus. Then, I land on the flipped over boat. Time to do the Jaws TOTY. Conveniently enough, I was on water already. So, I turn, and there's Jaws. He's coming in at full speed, jaws wide open. That fuckin' idiot! Tine to follow through with my plan...the Super Dragon Fist finishing move from Dragon Ball Z. I got in a martial arts stance. I made a fist and arm formation. My ki begins to rise, and it surrounds me. Now, I transfer ALL my ki into my fist. A massive amount of ki is pressuring my fist. It is beginning to hurt a bit. Too much build up. My time is short. Jaws is almost here! With the ki in my fist, more surrounds me for an extra kick. TIME TO DIE MOTHERFUCKA!!!!! Jaws is only ten feet away now. I know I talk in my sleep on occasion, but fuck it. I shout from the bottom of my lungs now. "DRAGON FIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!" At that time, I throw a punch At nothing. But, my fist is pointing at Jaws. At that time, a gigantic golden dragon fires out of my fist at lightspeed. It collides with Jaws, and there is a massive nuclear explosion. It takes a minute, but the smoke finally clears away. I stand there breathless, as I look at the aftermath. I didn't even leave a body behind. As I huff and puff, I awake.

Goals:
Jaws TOTY

I find myself at my apartment. A lot of kids from my school are there. Apparently we were having a party. I suddenly have to take a piss. I go to my basement(weird, I don't have a basement). It really smells down here. It's unbearable. I go into the bathroom, where it oddly smells better. I see something strang on the toilet seat(ew...). I leave and now I have to survive the horrid smell which I could literally compare to the smell of a dead cow. I finally get back upstairs. I see that it's time for bed. So, we all get into a bed. Interesting enough, we had about 30 beds. Unfortunately, I had to sleep on one of the many beds that were outside in the rain. As I "fell asleep" the dream instantly fastforwarded to the next morning. I awoke, and I turned over. One ginger-haired girl was in the bed with me. Okay...then. I get out of bed. I head inside and see my friend Zaine running upstairs from the basement. He told me there's a curse down there so we can't go down there. Okay...then. So we all go outside to wait for the bus. Funny, there's enough people to fill two buses. Then, a bus comes over into the apartment's parking lot. Then, our real bus drives by without stopping. The school bus in the parking lot is bus #0. That's odd. There's also something written on the side of the bus. It's a school's name on the side. I can't recall the name of it though. Then, we see about five more of the #0 buses drive by. We have no choice but to board the #0 bus. It takes us to the school that was written on the bus. Turns out, it's a school run by an evil man. Shit, we're in deep now. And of course, the school is as bad as it sounds. Later in the school day, four kids conduct an escape plan. I decide to join them. We successfully break free of the school and get away. However, our luck doesn't last. The school sends out a search party. Shit. We keep running anyway. We manage to escape, but I get caught up. Damn, I can see the other four almost to the apartment. I turn around and a scout is not too far away. Son of a bitch. I finally get up. Then, I hightail my ass outta there. The scout almost sees me, but I made in the nick of time. We're back at the apartment. Just the five of us. I head upstairs where I know we'll be safe. As I'm going upstairs, I say "Holy shit. I'm dreaming!" Well that was convenient. Well, time to do the Jaws TOTY. I start walking up the stairs, which are different from before. I finally get upstairs, and another party of kids from my school is going on. A blonde girl comes over to me. She says she wants to give me a blowjob. I say I have other plans. She asks again nicely. Well, I have been working hard recently on the TOTY. And my LD rate seems to have strung up again. And, by the looks of it...this is gonna be a longer LD than usual. So I agree. So, she (The following sentence has been censored by Dream Views due to extreme explicity). LOL. Just kidding, but she did blow me. As she continued, I figured I was running outbid time for the task. I politely tell her I need to go and do the TOTY because I have limited time. She keeps going, and now I'm a little pissed. Well, I imagine the shark being outside the apartment. I ready myself. I hold my fist back. When this girl is done, it's time to do a Super Dragon Fist. Then, I look at my watch. The time is 6:01 A.M. I tell her I'm out of time for this. She finally stops, but then I awake. FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

Goals:
Jaws TOTY


I dream I am outside. The terrain seems very normal. It just seemed like a normal average everyday place. But then, I suddenly become lucid without dream signs! Sweet! Well, I had plans to do the Jaws TOTY. So, I started to walk in the direction of what I imagined would be water. Then, I run into some girls I know from school. Some...hot girls from my school. As I approached them, I awoke. Shit! I guess I awoke because I was uncomfortably sleeping on a small couch. Shit...

I dream I'm in a house. There are tons of Peiple there with us. I am socializing with my friend Victor. All of a sudden, I became lucid without dream signs!

Well, I had previously awoken that night and seen it was 4:00. So trying the TOTY would be pointless. Dream time is way too fast compared to waking time. So, I went around and screwed around. I soon awoke.

Goals:
Godfather TOTY

I begin in a strange room. I am crowded by many people. We're all waking around socializing and having a damn good time. Then, this kid Tom I know started to rampage around like a retard. He was knocking things over, punching people, etc. Finally, he stormed away. What the fuck? People now discussed the strangeness that had just happened. That wasn't Tom's normal retardation...something was fishy. I suggest that Tom may have been on Methamphetamine. Everyone seems to believe that's a reasonable explanation. Meth does cause you to rampage like a violent moron. So, everyone begins to pack up. I have someone give me a ride. He offers to take me to his place, but he has to stop somewhere else first. So, we drive away. Then, a tells me he's being stalked...by a murderer. So, we arrive at a store. The guy splits up to go shop. I browse alone. I come across a collection of scouters. I see a blue, a red, and a green scouter. I take the blue one and put it on. Then, it detects someone. The murderer?! I rush over and I see that it IS a murderer. No doubt it's the one looking for that guy. Shit. What to do?! What to do?! Then, I think of a plan, and I don't like it. I walk over to the murderer.
"Hey strong man..." I say. I grab his abs. "I love strong men. And you're defiantly one." Well that was gay. The guy looked freaked out now. He told me to get away, and he ran off. Well, that was fucking gay, but it had results. I had to use the bathroom now. I go downstairs and start to piss into a rusty sink. Then, I became lucid without dream signs!

I continue to piss, then I zip my pants up. Oh right...um, this is a bad place to do the Jaws TOTY. Oh! The Godfather TOTY. Now, I use the turn around method. Where is he?! Shit! Then, he jumps through a window. What the hell? Damn. So, I ask him a favor. I ask him to handle my very first rivals, the drunken perverts from my origins at DV. I killed there leader LONG ago. The other three are still alive somewhere. The Godfather agrees and then he leaves. Awesome. TOTY completed! I believe that makes four TOTYs completed. Then, I go back upstairs, but then my little brother rudely wakes me up. Shit.

GOALS:
Godfather TOTY
So I find myself enjoying a nice walk in a park. It's sunny outside(funny, pretty gloomy in real life over here), and it's warm(funny, cold as shit over here, and there couldn't be much more snow). This park is obviously make believe, because we definantly don't have a park this nice where I'm from. Anyway...there's tons of people here. I mean TONS. Damn, this is one famous park. So, I find myself suddenly gazing upon the shiny blue-water pond. There's two ponds. They're separated by a narrowish path. As I stare at the wonderous pond, I suddenly become lucid without my dream signs! Unfortunately, I forgot I had to do the Godfather TOTY. Fail on my part.

So, I decide I'm gonna practice using my powers. I decide I should master speed flight. I've been troubled with that. It's really hard to do. I get in my stance. I see a white brick wall. It's a good distance away. I decide to speed fly there. I let my energy build, I run, get in my stance, and jump. I fail. I'm still flying, but not speed flying. Shit. Oh well. So, I land on the brick wall. I see another one parallel to this one. In between are some groups of teens having a good time. I jump down from the wall. Now I'm on the path between the two ponds. I look over at the second pond. It sure is as beautiful as the first one. What now? I know. I decide to try and master the Kaio-Ken. I get in my stance again. I let my power spike. Suddenly, I'm surrounded by maroon ki. Yes! I'm doing the Kaio-Ken! This means I can have faster speed and stronger attacks. I charge one guy I see. I fly to him like metal to a magnet. I punch him at least twenty times in two seconds. Then, I kick him away. The maroon ki goes away. The Kaio-Ken has subsided. One man rushes me and tries to attack. Time to master another technique. I point two fingers at him. I'm gonna try a Dodan Ray. Suddenly, a yellow beam fires and kills him. Then, another guy charges me from behind. So, I do a one-handed Kamehameha. That kills him. Then, as I try to resume the peace, my Dad awakes me.

GOALS:-Freddie TOTY
-Basic TOTM
So, I find myself in a toy store(weird, considering how old I am). I begin to browse the extensive collection(odd again). Then, I cone across some toy scouters.

I see one in a box by itself. It doesn't actually do anything. It's just for show. Then, I see a double pack. It has one Scouter that doesn't work, but the other one does. The double pack is $130.00 and the single one is $19.00. So, I chose the single one. I buy it, and I take it out. it's a dark-blue Scouter. I try to put it on. I place it on my right ear. Then, I realize that's not the correct ear. So, I take it off and put it on my left ear. It fits perfectly. Now I'm seeing through one eye in blue. Then, I suddenly become lucid without dream signs!

So now, Lucidity was my bitch. Time to do the TOTY and then the TOTM. I wait in silence believing he will show. Then...he is calling my name ominously. Then, he shows up out of the blue right in front of me. Holy shit. I tell him I'm going to fight him to the death. I have a few tricks up my sleeve so I can beat him...easily. I say let's shake hands and let the better man win. I hold out the correct hand so I can shake his glove hand. We shake hands. Then, I rip the glove off of his hand. I put it on. then, I back off. Then, Freddie charges at me. And then, before he can kill me...
"Look! It's Jason!" I shout. Freddie turns around like a fuck-tard. Finally, I stab him through the back with his glove. Suck it bitch! I pull the glove out. I through it off as the blood drips off of the blades. Freddie falls over dead. TOTY number three for me!!!!! Then, I decide to go do the basic TOTM. As I look for a DC to kiss...I have a false awakening! Then, I awake for real! Shit!!!!!

So, I find myself at my house. My Dad, brothers, and I are all watching TV. It's an average night. I'm not sure what we were watching though. I know I was getting very bored. Then, I become lucid without dream signs! Hell yeah! Well, it's time to leave this boring-ass place. I stand up, and walk outside the apartment. Oddly, no one says anything or tries to stop me...weird. So, now I remember I wanted to do the TOTY. I plan to do the Oz task. It'll be easy to find Dorothy if I fly. I take a running start. I use caution, for it's winter(it actually is for real). I jump into the air, ready to fly. Fail. Then, I plummet back down to the ground. I go face-first into a sheet of ice. Then, I slide down the whole sheet of ice on my face. Well that didn't feel so good. Literally, I felt it. Now, I'm paralyzed in pain. I can't get up. Shit! Now a plow truck is on course to run me over. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...YES! I get up finally, and I dive in a snow bank in the grass to the right of me. Right then, the truck passes by. Phew, that was too close for comfort. I stand up now. Let's try this again. I jump, fail. Fuck...well, I haven't been flying in awhile...hm. Now I think...believe, believe, believe! I jump, and I'm flying! Yay! I begin to fly away finally. After a minute or so of flying, I spot Dorothy in a local park. I see her red shoes. I land and walk over. What the hell?! My brothers are oddly here, and so is my Mom. Odd...anyway, I take Dorothy's shoes. She gets mad. I tap the heels three times. Then, nothing happens. Suddenly, we all get teleported to my school, which is rearranged as usual in dreams. I just wander the school until I awake.

NOTE: Cheers! Today I'm officially a one year member! I know it's not a big big deal, but still...this dream also marks the start of Volume 5 to my DJ. Please enjoy this pointless LD.

Color Key:

Non-lucid

Lucid

So I start off at my school. I walk outside and I come to an area with lots of water. Odd, we don't have that at the school. Anyway...the place is a backwards L-shaped dock made out of bricks. I see one of my classmates. She warns me not to get to close to the edge. That looks impossible...the dock can't be any wider than three feet. I take a few steps, then I slip.
"Oh crap!" I announce. I fall into the water. It's all green and disgusting. Probably because of all the algae, and lack of fish to clean it. As I'm drowning, I become lucid without my dream signs! Hell yeah! I blast invisible energy to the pond's bottom. I shoot up out of the water. Then, I finally land on the platform safe and sound. The girl approaches me, but then, I awake.

I find myself in a large house. Me and some other girl are trying to have a shared dream. So, we lie down in two separate beds. I set my iPod on my iHome. I go my binaural beat app on my iPod. I play the sounds aloud and we try to go to sleep. Then, the girl's parents turn on the lights and start making a lot of noise. I get really pissed off. I tell her parents that we're trying to have a shared dream and we need silence with all lights off. Her parents agree to my terms. They turn all the lights off and shut up. Now we attempt again. Then, I have a false awakening. Only, I end up at a giant castle rather than my bedroom. Why am I here? I see I'm right at the exit of the castle. I walk out and see a HUGE lake. The lake must've been two hundred feet deep! I see my little brother in a swim suit. He's got glossier on and he's in a small section cut off for little kids to swim in. He comes out and puts his regular clothes on. He lies down next to the lake. I tell him to go inside and dry off. He doesn't listen. I get mad at him. Then, he purposely jumps in the lake.
"NO!" I shout. I dive in to go after him. I must be insane. I can't swim! Amazingly, I'm holding my breath easily and swimming like Michael Phelps! I'm not gonna make in time! I punch myself in the head wishing it's all a dream, then, I become lucid without dream signs! I instantly speed up and get my brother. I swim him to shore and do CPR. I save him. Then, I see an army coming! Then, the army from the castle comes out an waits. The other army's big muscular leader waits with his army at the castle door. This looks like a negotiations meet between them. The princess comes out of the castle. They greet. Then, she points at me. The muscle guy looks at my too. They know who I am?! They talk about how the full moon gives me power. I see the moon is out. I ask what's so special about the moon. I look at it. They shit their pants in fright. I shrug my shoulders. Then, my heart rate increases. Then I transform into a giant werewolf. They're all scared. Then, I do a running smash into them. Then, my alarm awakes me.

So I find myself in my school's studyhall. I get up from my seat and head towards Spanish class. Then, I became Lucid without dreamsigns. I forgot to do the TOTY, so I went to go do anything I could think up. Then, I awoke. Crap...

NOTE: I downloaded four banural beat songs for my iPod. I fell asleep on the couch on accident. I awoke around 2:40 A.M. I went to bed and played the beats. They kept me up until like 4:00 A.M. I finally realized repeating them was just not gonna put me to sleep. So, the plan is next time, if I don't fall asleep during the beats, I'll turn off my iPod and just sleep. That's how I did my first WILD ever early this morning.

I find myself at my old house. My mom and dad are there. Odd, they're divorced. My brain doesn't think oddly of it. I see my old dog's cage. We gave him away. Weird. I walk towards his cage. Suddenly, the REM kicks in. I am lucid! Yes! My first WILD! Even better, on my first try!!!!! I twitch and feel a burst of energy in my body. I feel emmense power flow through me. Damn, REM lucid dreams are powerful! I was being overridden with power! I turn around. I don't want to stay here with this fake reality. I don't need to be emotionally hurt in my dream anymore. I walk outside. There's no snow and it's pretty
nice out. Hmph. More bullcrap my head made up. Now I am now longer facing my house. It's time for the turn around method. I know my objective is to do the Psycho movie task. I use my intent and go to the house where Janet is showering. I am outside. (At this point I lose myself in excitement and I am too expectant rather than intent.) I go inside. It's weird and undescribable in here. I turn down a hallway. Then, my excitement reaches a higher level(rendering me stupider). Dakotahnok is there, just as planned. We meet up. We nod our heads, knowing what our plan is. I tell Dakotahnok to wait until I go in. Dakotahnok will go in second. I get in my stance to do instant transmission. I try. Fail. Crap! I try again. Fail. No! I tell Dakotahnok that I'll just sync myself through the wall. Fail. Ugh!(See, now I'm frustrated, expectant, and excited). I say screw it. Oddly, I manage to summon a M9 Baretta pistol. Dakotahnok does too. We're running out of time. Dakotahnok goes up to the door, takes a step back, then kicks it down. We rush in, guns ablazing. We shoot the Hell out of the psycho. We get him just in the nick of time. He had already opened the curtain. Phew, a close one! Janet got out of the shower and wrapped herself in a towel. She thanks us for our bravery. Then, my dream starts to blur up. Finally, I awake to my alarm.