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WTF

Starts off. I am visiting an internet celebrity most well known for his movie reviews as The Nostalgia Critic. I am in his house wandering around. I think i find him for a few moments but..

The dream shifts around and I'm at another strange house. in the back of my mind there is a movie i am thinking about where a strange mixture forms something like black oil that bubbles.. and if it gets on you, even one drop, it first eats away at your skin slowly, second you turn into a zombie like thing and can cause the same effects to people you touch, near the end you crumble into a pile of blackish grey goo.

I am monitoring the people in the house making sure they don't accidentally create this stuff and get infected by it . Twice i see this substance form in the presence of people, and twice i tell them, "Hey don't touych that stuff, don't get one drop on you." what does one guy do? HE effing touches it and a patch on his hand starts going grey... What a moron, maybe I should have said, "Make sure you rub that stuff all over you and it will give you everlasting life." No... maybe then he would have taken it anyway. The other guy is randomly walking by when the substance bubbles and a drop falls on his arm and his arm begins going grey.

I leave the house to escape the chaos... and seem to forget about it. There is a random dream girl by a tree. I become semi lucid randomly... Honestly NOTHING makes me lucid I just become lucid for no reason in most of my lucids. I jump up and fly around a bit. Then over her. Then i land in front of her and kiss her. Then the dream ends.


J finds me.

This is one of those dreams which I hate waking up from. There is a waking life backstory to this to which I will summarize. There was a girl from work earlier in the summer who was kind of flirting with me. She had to change jobs, so I gave her a way to get a hold of me, I gave her my facebook, to which she said, "I'll contact you tonight." She, of course, did not. Few days later I show up to work two hours early... I see her leaving the store. I wait a while and decide to check out staples. and as I'm there she is at the store... but never facing me and always with her back turned. I mean... did she turn me down by not contacting and now that I've randomly, by fate, have run into her, she is avoiding the issue by turning around hoping I won't recognize the back of her head? Or is she stalking me, and being a bit of a coward? I dunno. it's just weird so I leave.

A week later her name starts showing up on my facebook suggestions. So she looked me up? I message her and she doesn't reply.

And just recently I've decided to move away and change jobs. I only have a week left... crappy job, no steady girl, just weird game playing girls... Extremely annoying family... what would you do? so yeah I'm moving. Then I get THIS dream:

I am in a random house that appears to be out in the country. I check the mail box (the box that snail mail comes in but now only usually contains bills and annoying advertisements) and I have a package from Her. on it.. it says "Do not open. It's just garbage. nothing but dirt and paper" Why would she send me that? IDK. But I open it anyway... she did after all send it to me. The first thing I pull out of the large envelope is one of the lamest cliches ever... A paper from a Wal Mart brochure... with some dust on it. What the hell? There is more dirt and paper.. but I just know there's more to this package. I sift through it contents and produce a key. OKAY...

I look to the yard and see... A small mobile home trailer. From her? Well as it turns out they key just happens to open the door. I peek in and what I see startles me. In it is various things and items I have wanted all my life. Random DVDs froms tar trek, Books by Stephen king. other random stuff. It's like she went through my facebook page and bought me a bunch of stuff based on that. and sent it to me in a trailer... Wierd. This girl has some serious issues.. but it's kind of sweet.

Anyway There is random dream friend DC in the yard and I show him the trailer. Then i go around town. I am moving away and bragging to people about my new trailer. It's kind of funny.

So I move? I dunno I'm at wal mart again. And she goes into the backroom with her vest on... I thought she quit. I walk by the office and notice Lou at the computer... Didn't she notice Jen walking in. or did she get her job back? So jen is in the lunch room wandering nervously behind me. I give a come hither motion with my finger and she comes over with a smile, pretending she just didn't send me some wierd gift...

I say, "J... The trailer. why did you..."

She just starts crying. and she is saying, "I'm sory I'm so sorry about that I.." I just hug her. Yeah she's being a bit wierd and creepy. But she did all of that for me... all of it. and I just can't help but accept it. I forgive her. I kiss some part of her forehead? her head is bent down. It's all very touching.

The dream moves on. and I am walking with her and Dave from work. I am shopping and she is just following me around the rest of the dream looking happy. I wonder if I am walking too distant from her. It's been a long time since I've been in a relationship so I am worrying if i am being too distant all of a sudden. We go intoa random town with interesting looking houses. Then she watches me buyy random things like peanut butter.

then I woke up.. Damn.... Damn...

Long, random, pointless but creepy dream.

Starts off.... I am in a strange room getting a Tarot reading from a most obvious Gypsy trickster, slightly sexy but extremely creepy couger of a woman. I ask about my love life.

She rubs her temples... I mean really? yes... she's rubbing her temples... And in an aged voice she says.
"Your case is too Troublesome for me to comprehend... You will go to a concert soon with me. and I will meditate on your situation then as we make love to the music."

...

...

WHAT? So suddenly there's a metal concert nearby. It's nightwish.. but the lead singer looks like Sinead Oconner. Trying to avoid the creepy psychic who folled me there, and trying to get a better view of the stage, I use my completely normal and believable ability That I must have in waking life... I jump and hover in the air and get closer to the stage. It must not be a dream because... I do this All the time you know. I hover towards the stage as the band is finishing a song. And that's it The concert is over.... how dissapointing.

BUt.

Another band is going to play another show fairly soon.

I meet up with completely random dream friend who I've never seen before in waking life but I've somehow known my whole life... and we walk over a grassy park in between s et of houses to go towards the next concert. On my way. I come across two completely random DCs. who aren't threatening. But something tells me that I must kill them anyway. Both of them I pound their faces in until their faces cave in and ciollapse on the ground. This is always fun. The first punch they are always startled... but too slow to do anything. so whuile they meditate on that. I just pound their faces in! YAY!

"Nice," My DC fruiend says.

The next concert is much better. We are standing against a rock wall. right by a cliff, and in the cliff is a pit of fire. Demons are being thrown into the fire and on the other side of the pit... is where the next metal band is playing a concert... It's just really cool. But then the dream ends.

Jealousy.

There's a girl I like. Who I'll just call K. And i find her at work. Earlier ni the day I thought she had left. but now at the end of the shift she's there again... weird.

The dream speeds up and we are in a mall cafeteria or something. There's a guy I recognize who is talking to her. He's waering a checkered red coat and a hat. I grab his arm in mid sentence and pull him away from her. I spin him around to face me and say.

" hey man... wait... You're not him." he looks puzzled," Uh yeah... your not him. Everyone has a twin brother right?" I finish and release him. He laughs.

The dream speeds up again and we are at K's house. Her mother is talking to her. and I am sitting on a couch. She's making a bed in front of the couch and looks back at me once in a while. She seems a bit puzzled I am there but seems to accept it. She sits beside me for a long moment and then gives me a hug. then goes to sleep in her little bed. aww.

Ontario

I travel to Ontario to visit some distand relatives. But I find out that they have moved away the day before to Sudbury...

In a later part of the dream. and Older woman who I know gives me a hug.

I say, "Yeah a hug is nice." or something and she says.

"Yeah that's all your getting. you're not very attractive."

Gee thanks.

Well yeah sleeping in = more dreams.

Sleep paralysis

I was waking up in my room. It was empty. I was looking at my wall where my dresser, microwave and toaster oven are usually plugged in. The wall was bare and the electrical sockets: empty. I almost started to panick. Someone had somehow gone into my room while I was sleeping and stolen all of my stuff. Right from under my nose! Usually I am a light sleeper but this time...

I awoke for real (I think). The first sun rays of the day were peering in through my small window. I caution\sly looked to my wall. and all my stuff was there. I rolled over intending to hit SP.

I felt a familiar numb pressure in my head. Electrical buzzing was all around me. I spun in faster and faster attempting another OBE like i had done before. last time I wound up in some place fully lucid and everything was a shade of blue.

Instead, someone who I don;'t know got me up. and we began walking around an unfamiliar house. I was quite annoyed that The man disrupted my WILD.

Wal Mart Goes to Hell


I was going back to work after my week and a half holiday. But Wal Mart was now some strange outdoor shopping mall. Bernie and Dave started harrassing me in the parking lot. They kept saying my work sucks. Dave looked like he wanted to hit me. But they walked on. I went in some part of the building and everything seemed to be under construction. I pulled out my card to swipe in. But the panel to swipe in was gone. Lou was at a table trying to reconstruct a panel. She told me that there was some major changes going on around here. She took my swipe card and tore the sticker with the barcode off. She handed me a new barcode sticker and she told me to place it on the middle of the card. The end that I was supposed swipe with... I couldn't swipe it. Some employees took the computer panel Lou was working on and ripped it to shreds. I shruigged and started walking around "Starting my shift". None of my usual crew were there and everything was under construction. How was I supopose to work? Just walk around smiling.

I walk around and now Wal mart is some strange house. This part of the dream is blurry. but someone is with me, we walk in and out of rooms. We agree to go outside. The yard is like a junkyard. There is a trail leading to the side and back of the house. I start walking but feel something watching me. There is a weird animal, almost like a huge dog or a cat. it looks dangerous. I think It is going to leap on my and rip me to shreds. It backs up a little almost staring. I debate whether or not I should run. I just walk quickly not wanting to scare my partner. we make it into the backyard without incident and this is where the dream ends.

My recall improved with a little b6

I had a sudden impression last night that I was going to get a message from J's dream guide. I saw something in HI later that was her seeming to nort a line of Cocaine. . This disturbs me because Usually my dreams of her are pretty accurate. Once when we used to hang out we had planned to do something and I dreamd I got a text message from her saying that she wasn't going to show. She never showed IRL. Another time I dreamed I saw her with a group or frinds and they were doing some strange yellow crap with a grater and snorting it. I found out later she was mixing drugs dangerously. I had a dream that she put my name on some list on facebook, months later I discovered she had me on a list where I couldn't see her status updates in the news feeds.

Ice

I was in a strange place. that was like outside a campus or university. By the walkway was a huge sheet of ice, not flat, but rough and bubbled. H was there with me. I was trying to show her how to climb the ice. but I forget much after.

J

I was in a black space with her. WE were talking, maybe arguing. I remember her voice rising high as if whinning, almost defending herself, Her emotions were very clear. I must have been accusing her or something, and she was defending herself in an almost "how unfair that you do this," tone. I wish I could recall what we had discussed, As it is gone from my mind.

Dog

I was in a backyard that resembled one of my firends houses from chilliwack. There was a German Shepard there and it was biting my arm. but only playfully. It would pull away and then come back again.

Walking

I was in a town something like Didsbury only it was surrounded by a light wooded area which has walking trails all around it. I was exploring it with a number of people. I especially remember some girl I used to work with there.

Shock.

I was on a computer at a library facing a wall of books. I was talking to some girl I haven't heard from in a long time. The tone was nice. I was drinking bottled water. Someone punched through the wall off books i was facing and a girl with dyed pink red hair was there. It was the girl i was chatting to. she said she was really going to hurt me. some younger kid was there also. I was confused. I asked her what was going on? talk to me. etc. but I awoke.

forgetting

I dreamed that I forgot to call someone and they were guilt tripping me.

here's my dreams in audio format.

http://www.filefreak.com/files/89202...ream%20log.mp3

I keep dreaming about this blond girl from work who's WAAY too immature for my taste. but in these dreams she keeps trying to get closer to me. she was grabbing me by the arm in this one.

Blue

I was on a bed somewhere (I presumed it was my real bed). I was lying on my left and I knew that I was in some sort of sleep paralysis. My body could not move and I felt vibrations all around me. I tried a few exit techniques (Not realizing that I was already out of body.). first by moving my head forward. did work I felt my head move slightly and my vision blurred less as if I were coming out of some veil momentarily, But I sunk back in. The next thing I tried was to move my pinky. I moved it with much effort but I never exited. The vibrations got louder and I soon noticed that everything was a shade of blue. I tried exiting full body now and once again got the feeling like I was getting past some sort of veil but I sunk back in. Next I payed attention to the vibrations. I recalled reading some where that if you spun the vibrations faster you might enter a lucid dream. I spun them faster. The energetic sound I was hearing went faster, and i somehow felt them going faster. Th sound was like a whiring around my head. it went eeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeee Each time getting louder as it past my ears. It was as if I were a giant buddha singing bowl. The instrument used to circle the rim of the bowl was what I was hearing everytime It got louder. Only I was the singing bowl, the vibrations and the instrument.

I began perceiving the sound as millions of bead of light. Each particle of light was L shaped and not only was each particle revolving around me at a tremendous pace, but each particle was revolving around itself as well. Everytime I spun the vibrations faster the particles would revolve around me faster and themselves faster and sometimes took on a new depth. This happened until the light was all around me and just a blur. The particles of light, time and time again took on new depths and the effect was similar to a Mandelbrot equation. I was reminded of a book I read, Stephen Kings the Gunslinger, when Roland and the man in black palaver. and the Man in black was going on about how there were infinite universes and sizes withing each grain of sand, and how it just kept going. I felt I was seeing this with light somehow.

I remembered I wanted to hear some music, remembering how in other states of SP, I heard a most awesome and intriguing music. I willed myself to hear something It didn't work at first. Until, I began hearing a helicopter and I heard the pilot speaking AM quality gibberish into his headset. That wasn't music. but at least it was something.

I somehow turned my head and discovered I was sitting at a picnic table outside of some town house. There was a gumdrop machine on the table but I thought nothing of it. I turned my head left and I was back in that bed. Right again and I was at the table. I realized I could go back and forth from he scenes at will. It was similar to what I read in carlos castaneda when Don juan gave carlos little smoke while carlos was lying down. Don juan would tell carlos to will himself upwards from the lying position. Not physically get up. but just Be up. I now noticed that people were coming to sit down at the table. Across from me sat A woman I knew from BC years ago. Saffron. To my left and her right sat another woman who I seemed to know. and To my Right sat a man I seemed to know and recognize. He wore a black baseball cap (Actually it was kind of leather something like a biker might wear). He had slightly rugged features but at the same time had a bit of a boyish face. I knew him and liked him. (upon awakening I realized I have no idea who he is). Everything was still a shade of blue, and I still heard and felt the vibrations. Saffron was looking at me with a dumfounded look on her face.

I wanted to orient myself where I was. Was I dreaming? No I was too heavy for that. What I in astral.. or some physical place where I was just a ghost. I got the man's attention. he seemed to know I was there. I asked him what the date was. He looked as if searching for an answer, saying he wasn't sure. I told him that I was pretty sure it was the 23rd. He said maybe. but it can't be that far in the month yet. I told him that I was positive it was the 23rd. He looked down. I noticed I had trouble breathing. it was too low. I was almost suffocating. I knew I could wake myself up. So I did. I woke up on my right side and the bed wasn't the same bed where I had started. Also the man who I felt I knew I realized I had never seen him before in my life.

Super WTF Dude

Well all I remember is being in my house with some blond guy lying on a bed. I was trying to kill him by stabbing him with something that resembled a giant ice pick (shut up frued stay dead and don't interpret this one for me please). I stabbed and stabbed and stabbed... until there was blood all over his clothes but he was still awake. So after stabbing him some more I thought he would at least bleed to death, I left him there. But the fucker got up. I was scared and began backing out. He ripped off his bloody shirt and showed me his bare chest which had no wounds whatsoever. He chased me out of the house with the biggest "fooled ya didn't I!" grin on his face.

This is over the past week or so.

Fell asleep one night being otally mad at the girl who hasn't contacted me in months I fell asleep and her her say "FORGIVE MEEE!"

Crushed

I am in bed sleeping with that girl but I am under her legs.. I somehow teleported under her and her weight is crushing me. I am calling out her name and telling her to wake up and get off me. After a few minutes I am teleported to a kitchen table where asuka is standing. she has a silly stunned look on her face.

I breifly wake up and see "2" in Hypnagogic imagery.

Back to sleep.

1

I am walking outside at night time with a girl who has reddish brown hair. She is telling me that she was thinking of asking me out but was too nervous to ask or something. I begin saying that It's okay when I wake up slightly and see the number 1 in HI.

rip off movie

I o into a movie theater to watch some show about star trek or something. I just sit and watch it for a while when the screen goes black. Everyone murmurs in the theater a bit. I look to the guy closest to me and say "What's up with this stupid movie?" he says, "I dunno but I'm leaving."

"I'm getting a refund." I said to him and got up. I showed my ticket to the clerk and demanded a refund. I got it.

Dogs

I am inside a house where I see a dog with red or golden fur. It has black mud on it's fur. I am putting something down near a couch and the dog is in my way. I tell it to get out of my way. Another dogs comes in and is totally black. it harshly tries to bite the other dog causing it's fur to go darker. They start fighting when I wake up slightly and see HI that says "Rob stay away."

Suicide

I am walking in toronto towards a lake going to drown myself. and i am writing a story to that girl... planning on sending it off to her before I die. WTF.

Note: I am really surprised I remember this dream! Since I'm in the middle of such a stressful situation.

before bed: 200 mgs of B6 and 10 mgs of melatonin.

While going to sleep It was evident to me That I was going to be kicked out of my current house in a few days. With that on my mind and nothing left to do for that day concerning my worries I finally decided to do the very thing that I do best: DREAM. So I took a daring dose of b6 and melatonin. 10 mgs of melatonin is enough to make you sleep through the night perfectly dreamless. 200 mgs of b6 is apt to keep you up until 3 am thinking all about love that was lost... or was there any at all? I'm sure anyone has met the kind. Were they into me? or just faking it? At certain times, yes it did seem that this person wanted something to happen, other times not. So confusing. could of easily kept me all night like it mostly has for the past 5 or so months. BUT being i had to get up at 6am I was really hoping I would just sleep instead. Hence the mega melatonin dose. Unconsciously I hoped that the melatonin would make me sleep quickly, which would allow for the b6 to kick in a bit later (Or so i hoped).
So with all that on my mind I somehow fell asleep.

Queen Mitchiko?

I was lucid! I was finally lucid! I was staring at piece of paper? I couldn't remember if something on the paper had made me lucid or I just got lucid randomly staring at a piece of paper. I did not know or seem to care. All I know is that a bit later I was flying up. Flying with lots of people, spinning flying and other incomprehensible thing which I did not remember much... but I was doing them all.

In the back of my mind was THAT person. and gradually over a period of 20 mins of flying or so my dream body decided it was time to finally see her. I knew I had to create a portal. I had a circular clear plastic thingy with blue lettering on it. So in mid air, I decided to somehow make a portal with it, by poking my finger through it I think. The rest of my body must have followed.

I am in a rather strange castle that is both indoor and out door. There is a man there, My instincts tell me to kill him, so I put my hands in his mouth and pried his jaw off his head (It took some time.) There were people all over, they seemed to know where they were and I kept asking them "Where is she?". They all said that she was coming but she might not like being disturbed by me. "Nonsense" i said and starting smashing through ceilings and going up levels into different rooms. I stopped in one and randomly tried to Dilate time using a method that Walms taught me. I put my hand on the ground, and looked in between my hand and fingers. My vision doubled. Which hand was I supposed to look at? Oh well just count. By 15 my one right hand which looked like 2 or 3 right hands were melting all over the floor, while I was still trying to imagine each number i counted as a unit of dreamtime stretching out significantly. I decided to stop at 20. The dream didn't fall apart.
I jumped out a window and into an open area with more people. They told me that She had agreed to see me. But they kept addressing her as Queen mitchiko. "She's coming," they said.

I didn't wait I turned on a cobblestone path and saw her. and it was HER alright. but it was her as I know her. Here she really was Queen mitchiko. I didn't waste time pndering if Mitchiko knew who her waking self was, or vice versa. I trampled on her long velvet robe that she was wearing. I said something stupid and cocky, just trying to make fun her silly arrogance. Her head grew large and her eyes bulged out of her head, which seemed to tower over me. she yelled something like "How dare thee... blah blah blah". So to that I grew my head large and it was her who shrunk and had frightened eyes while I yelled something back. As I woke up I can remember thinking that maybe I didn't do the time dilation method properly.

Decided to take some b6 with melatonin to up my recall... well it sure did!

Break in

I had a dream about people trying to break into where I am living. we had dogs and they were going crazy and barking at whoever was trying to break in. I grabbed a really sharp blade and was going to cut whoever was entering. Turned out it was some guy that was delivering a package to me.

Weird place

Yeah I was both inside and then outside. I remember going onto a boat over a strange pond and I was listening to metal music on a cd. Then I went to land and I forget what happened after. something about faces. someone i knew was there and didn't like the music or something.

Van

I was in a van or something talking to someone about Cultural terrorism.

I do recall these dreams more vividly but i can't put it into words.

Wrong DVD

I was in some strange house with a computer or something. I was putting a DVD in the drive but somehow it vanished from the drive. I spent the rest of the dream looking for it.

Watching Star trek.

I was watching some star trek or sci fi show on my computer. a woman came in and joined me (asuka). we spent the dream watching it and cuddling. I didn't think the girl would like it but it appears she did anyway.

yeah

I was at my house? or something like a party. I remember my brother's gf sitting at a table with one of my room mates. at some later part a bunch of people were in the house that I didn't recognize. I was walking around wanting a smoke from someone and spotted a lady i knew from didsbury, she gave me one. Later I was at a table with some people and a couple were making out really loudly. I got annoyed and said to them "Hey guys can you find a more discreet location to do that?" they looked at me shocked. the people at my table didn't seem to care.

Drawings?

I was in a room with a couple people. at first i was reading a shared dream journals and noticed that two different entries matched. Later a woman (asuka?) was showing me some drawings she did on some computer screen. there was another man in the room (data).