MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

my recall has been super low lately :/.

Girl 1

I'm with a girl that I recognise... not sure who it is.. but I have my arm around her.

Girl 2

Same girl. I have my arm around her and she gets mad and pushes my arm away.

Other girl

I'm in some sort of restaurant. Another girl walks in and looks like J. but it's not her but for some reason I think it's her. she has headphones on that are blaring loud... I get annoyed and yell something like. "shut that crap off." She looks down and sits at a table with some blond guy and starts talking to him.

Man in distress?

I open a strange big box and find a man lying in the box. a smoky substance is whirring around his body. It looks almost like an LSD trip.

Comic book

I am being shown a sketchbook and some girl is with me. (Asuka?) I can see lots of good drawings by her. I can see that she has gotten better at drawing.

shit party.

I'm in a basement and on the can by myself. Suddenly Asuka comes in wearing a Poncho and finds a toilet for herself and sits down facing me... I'm all WTF. then Data from star trek comes in and starts cracking lame jokes. Some other guy I know from didsbusry enters. And then two girls. Shawna and Chantaral from my inner world are there. watching me and Asuka take a crap together. WTF. my dreams are just wierd.

Smoking

I'm in my house smoking one of those E cigs that just produces a light vapour. My bro's gf Jen starts bitching at me for smoking in the house. I explain that it's not smoke. just vapour and it doesn't really stink. she just says that's retarded and tells me to stop it anyway.

shit party.

I'm in a basement and on the can by myself. Suddenly Asuka comes in wearing a Poncho and finds a toilet for herself and sits down facing me... I'm all WTF. then Data from star trek comes in and starts cracking lame jokes. Some other guy I know from didsbusry enters. And then two girls. Shawna and Chantaral from my inner world are there. watching me and Asuka take a crap together. WTF. my dreams are just wierd.

Smoking

I'm in my house smoking one of those E cigs that just produces a light vapour. My bro's gf Jen starts bitching at me for smoking in the house. I explain that it's not smoke. just vapour and it doesn't really stink. she just says that's retarded and tells me to stop it anyway.

Bitch ate my....

I'm in a mall or something eating a cesar salad. and J walks up to my table and says, "OMG that looks SO good. can I have some?" I'M like "yeah."

and she eats the whole fucking salad in one bite. She satrts walking away. I'm debating in a split second whether or not I should tell her off but some how I manage to ask, "So, how's Toronto?"

She turns and says, "oh, I'm no longer there. The five of us left."

Me, "I thought so I was having these dream signs..." Woke up.

The second son of god

had a short dream that me and Asuka were at some temple or something. And somehow we offended some god. He claimed he was the second son of god or something. Anyway he put us in hell where we were forced to die over and over again and watch one another die.

I remember being thrown into a field with Asuka. She looked like the cartoon version i Drew of her. Anyway I saw some green vine wrap around her and basically crush her. I knew she wasn't really dead, that she would just respawn only to die again. but the feeling was so overwhelming I crawled over to her and held her limp body for a few seconds and was screaming in anguaish and then I woke up.

Jamie?


I was working at a store with her. I remember her mopping or something but wanting to find another job... so she left. then I went out looking for her for some reason.

walking

I was walking with my brother or something. We were trying to find a store and were walking by some mountain. We saw the store up ahead but there was another building blocking it. My brother commented that the store looked different than before. We tried to go around the building in front of us but I remembered a secret passageway to get there. I remember going through a long hallway or something and finding some wierd guy there. My memory ends here.

Bug viewing

I was with someone at my inner world house. I think it was asuka with me. I was sitting on a couch watching some fly on a coffee table. The fly was really big and had beetle wings. It started flying in the air and govered in front of us and then did some wierd motion with it's wings. it sort of danced. and the effect was that some other fly similar to it became agitated and flew directly at the bug. They started fighting... or mating I couldn't tell in mid air.

Then I noticed we were actually outside sitting on a small cliff and the wall in front was another higher cliff. More bugs seemed to join in on the fight. And suddenly I saw a big bir perched on the branch sticking out of the cliff. then I noticed more birds joining to watch the fight. I had a thought or someone told me telepathically that the birds were very wise creatures and if some flowerpetals blew off of a tree and landed near someone that they saw it as an omen about the person. I looked at the big bird again and noticed it had grown even more with a long neck with skin that seemed to hang down from it's beak. It looked really whacked.

As if on cue some cherry blossom flower petals flew off a tree and landed on me blocking my vision. I heard a very large bug behind me and I couldn't see. The big but hit the back of my neck and I woke up with a jerk.

Pleasant

I was walking inside a wal mart or something. and I ran into some girl who seemed to know me. She was short with blond hair tied back... but she had some wierd red patch on her face like an allergic reaction or something. I found her cute though and she started talking to me. We held hands and walked around for a while. She kept saying that I was such a nice person. She never met anyone that was as nice and good natured as me. I was really pleased and just enjoyed the sensation of walking and holding her hand while we talked. We went near outside in the lobby I was going to kiss her but I woke up.

Semi lucid

I'm with Kaitlinn in my inner world and we are walking outside. We near this cliff and we are talking. I sit the wrong way and almost slid off of this huge cliff. I was screaming for help but the girl just sat there as if oblivious to my predicament. She was watching me try to grab onto a branch to pull myself upp. but the branch was loose and just came out of the dirt. I was about to fall off...

I suddnely found myself inside with asuka. I knew that the part where I was going to fall off the cliff was a dream. I wanted to get back to myself and make him lucid... if that made any sense. and then he could fly. I began to run out of the house when I woke up.

Asuka goes on a revenge spree

Apperently Asuka isn't happy with the way some of my so called friends from work are suddenly ignoring me or just being plain mean to me.

At Z: I am at wal mart with asuka. We go up to the customer service counter where Z is. Asuka is dressed as someone from the meat department. she has something in a small cart... It's a live animal like a chicken or something. She starts harrassing Z about having live animals in the meat dept or something. Z inspects what's in the cart and takes a closer look. Then the small animal just farts in her face. She looks disgusted and pissed off. Somehow Asuka lures her again to inspect the small animal in the cart, Z leans over only to get another fart right in her face. She is holding her nose and jumping up and down.Me and asuka just laugh. we yip like coyotes.

There were a couple other dreams like this I sort of remember... I mainly remember the laughing part.

At J: Don't remember much of this one. We are at a club... and Asuka is posing as some guy that J likes or something. Asuka's long hair is covering her face or something. She's taking advantage of J's non lucidity and doing stupid stuff with J on the dance floor. They do jumping jacks to the beat. Do the chicken, and other really childish dancing. Everyone is looking at them really shocked like, "WTF". I get closer and sit at a booth near J and Asuka. J is like, "This is embrassing" Asuka is still pretending to be the guy and she says,"But if you really love me you'll do this with me,".

I just sit and watch while they dance like idiots. J looks clearly pissed and has a really stupid look on her face... it's really funny. I am staring at her and grinning with a quizzical look on my face. She looks at me annoyed and tries to disappear into the crowd.


I am laughing so hard by now that I sound like a coyote again.
Construction zone gunslinging

I am at a contstruction site... but it's like a video game for shooting people. Everyone has power tools that turn out to be real guns. There is some guy with grey hair that keeps shooting me. I respawn somewhere else and try to find him. I realise I have no weapon and ask one of the workers for his gun. He hands me a pistol but there's like a swiss army knife in the handle with phillips screwdrivers and all. I see the man with the grey hair pretending to dwork. I am about to draw my gun when I wake up.

We 4 will remember this dream

I am sitting in a circle with 3 other people. We are sitting over a fire that's violet purple or something. Apperently we are supposed to meet soon in waking life or something because we are chanting something like, "We four will meet soon. We all will remember this dream and this dream will bring us together!"

Super wtf semi awake dream

I am lying in bed and almost falling asleep. I hit a half asleep state and I hear a voice in my head. It sounds like Ariel... I can clearly hear her saying, "This is what's coming for you," I geel a tremendous wave of energy hit me and I jolt out of bed and My heart races and it takes me a few minutes to calm down.

J texting

I remember getting a text from J, who was saying that her cell battery died and she couldn't get a hold of me until she had it charged or got a new phone or something.

Psychic

I had a dream that I was going for a psychic reading with evangeline, who I've used in the past. But this time she didn't seem all there and her vibe threw me off. I felt that there was nothing that she could tell me that could help me. I realized I had just wasted money on her. it was a very distressing feeling.

Wal Mart dreams

Had various wal mart dreams throughout the week too. Mainly of being in a wal mart that was like a shopping mall, complete with levels, stairs and escalators. I am pushing carts into the strangest places... the parking lot is call curved. at one point I realise there's 5 or so different store standards scheduled for the same shift... so I clock out early haha.

Later me and some people... are running through a hidden section of walmart with strange rooms that are under construction. I am holding onto a woman (Asuka?) during some of this. There's some guy I am running from or trying to find? Something that I want to fight him. I am going through all sorts of elaborate routes to look for him.

At sea

This dream starts where I am at some sort of mall with my family. We all want to watch a movie or something. After I read the title I refuse. But my dad is pestering me to watch it.

Later I am on this island house that's on top of a high cliff. I am looking at boats pulling away from the shore... There is a man I recognize on one and he says he's going to see the movie... But he needs my smokes. I try to get down the cliff but there's only a rickety ladder that I won't dare climb down. I see another man I recognize and he attaches a more sturdy ladder. I try to climb down but I am scared lol. I see at the top there's almost nothing to keep the ladder from going sideways. I look harder and see that there's notches preventing it from falling. I continue to climb down a bit shaky. but I near the bnottom an dswitch to another ladder and I feel better. At the bottom I am looking at a cave... There's something shiny inside. It's gold! I wonder if it's fake gold. There's specks of it all inside the cave and around on the ground at the mouth of the cave. I shrug and don't think to test if the gold is real and I leave it there. I go towards the dock but my memory ends here.

Don't know what to title this

I am with J... (in waking life she's moving away -_-. and i told her that I'd miss her.) It is night time and we are walking around. She puts her arm around my shoulders and says, "This means nothing I just need human contact right now." and I shrug and put my arm around her waist and we walk that way for a while just talking, and sometimes we're in silence. I just feel nice and warm walking with her like this.

i miss my epic dreams... anyway.

Pool

I vaguely remember being in a pool with a girl i know... we are in the water leaning against the edge and making out.

Why wasn't I lucid

I was in a wierd dreamscape that was curved with gravity on the edge. so you could like walk on the side of it and not fall or upside down... that's how the gravity was. I am doing High jumps all over this structure, flying and then landing on one foot and then propelling off again. I land where there's a small place where people can stand. There's a woman that I recognize from my childhood. We wave at one another and then I propell off again to do more jumping.

Getting back at her

for some reason I am mad at the girl from the first dream. I'm sitting on a couch with nomad... the place is dark. not sure wierd party atmosphere maybe. And he's asking for the girls phone number because he wants to call her and fuck with her. I'm not sure why but I refuse.

The dream speeds up to being in a wierd public place like a unisex bathroom. I am hanging off of this Tan girl. I am thinking remembering back that it's really nomad. We are trying to make the other girl jealous. I remember walking past her with me hanging on to the tan girl. The girl makes a point NOT to look at us but judging by her expression she clearly saw it.

Is she coming?

I am early at work and waiting until some girl I like arrives. The boss makes me do some stupid task and I keep looking around and am waiting for the girl to show up.

WTF

I remember being in a messed up house with my dad and other family members. At one point people were freaking out in a hallway because a snake and a lion were around a rolled up carpet in the middle of the hallway. My uncle were there too. for some reason I wasn't afraid of the animals at all. We had to go somewhere because my uncle wanted to fly his plane or something. My dad hands me a smoke pack but I only find weed in it. What I really wanted was smokes!

Sleep paralysis

I was in SP. I heard some creepy voice. I felt some vibrations and I tried the NINA technique but it mainly woke me up. there was one point where I thought I was entering a lucid but it didn't work.

Girl?

A vague dream where I was walking and talking in some town with one girl... such foggy recall on this one.

Lulzy sex dream

I was in a strange house with the girl from the last dream and I am screwing her. And she is so loud! she's going "OH OH OH OH OH OH" fucking nonstop and it's really loud. There's reverb and echo in the room which makes it louder which seems kind of annoying. I am just plowing away like a tool. I get bored and roll off her and wander into a room to get a glass of water or something... And She still is going "OH OH OH OH" even though I am gone. I am thinking "holy fuck... is she advertising to all the guys in the neighborhood or something?". She eventually stops and I enter the room.

I lay down beside her and ask, "so, how are you?" She says nothing but then asks to use my phone. I say what for. She says she has to call some guy. I'm thinking, "Fuck... I've just been used." I tell her that My phone is out of minutes. and she pulls out a wierd phone box. She's saying to me, "I'm calling to dump my boyfriend," as I wake up.

Starting at Walmart.

I am at wal mart doing returns... Lame. Everyone is in red vests. I pull up to the front counter and J is working there. I avoid looking at her when I go to put things away, but I can't figure out which blue bins to put away where. i am confused.

"Want a ride home from work?" She asks.

"Umm okay,"


Driving home

The dream fast forwards to me in her car and we are driving away. I have never seen the streets before but they seem familiar? Jamie is driving reckless, almost missing posts and barely avoiding head on collisions.

"Christ, don't kill me!"

"It's okay I'm actually a really good driver, we're safe aren't we?" She brags. I am smoking cigarettes one after the other in seconds flat, every time I finish i throw one out her window and she swerves each time and almost hits something.

"We're not there yet!" I say, and she resumes driving. We pull up to my house.

"hey, How come I can't see your house?" She asks.

"It's right there!" I said. "Oh yeah it must be my inner world house!"

"Oh i've never seen it!" She says.

We get out and I bring her to the barrier. She puts her hand on it and pushes.

"I can't get through!" she says. I walk in and dissapear in front of her. "Wait..." she says and somehow manages to push through. The barrier shatters.

"What did you do J?" I ask. "It's broken.... you broke it... how did you break it?"

"Oops?" She says. Data runs out of the house.

"What happened to the shield?" He asks.

"I don't know, she somehow pushed through the barrier! I don't know how..." I say.

"I'll get this fixed right away."

I hear something and turn just in time to See J being yanked through a portal by a tentacle of some sort.

"I'll be back Data... you handle things here." I said and he nods.

I summon a door and try to focus my feeling on finding J.

Ghetto apartments

I wind up outside something like a run down college campus or apartment complex. I keep running into people i know from Wal mart. I wander the place no really knowing why i am there. I realize this is the same pleace where I had that Who's stalking who dream. i enter the building... Walk up and down flights of stairs trying to figure out what I am doing there.

I run into Kaomea.

"What are you doing here?"

"I was taken here... I saw Asuka here, Sam and some other girl."

"Asuka is here? She was taken last night... you mean she's here?"

"Yes, along with those other girls... they are all in the same cell."

"How come you are out here?"

"I don't know." Kaomea says.

"Can you take me to them?"

"Oh yes of course!" She says. She leads me all over the place.. it's a pretty complicated route but she seems to know where she's going. We arrive. There's a door I can't get past it. someone shoots me with a dart and someone drags me away. They put me in a room and interrogate me.

"How many Asuka twinners are there that you know of?"

"On the dream plane?" I ask.

"Don't play games! how many twinners of Asuka have you met?"

"Two!," I said, "Kaomea and Sam."

"There's one more isn't there?" They ask.

"Not that I know of..." I say, "But hey wait, what does J have to do with this?"

"She was a part of our plan. We foresaw that she was going to your inner world so we planted a bug in her dream body do disable your shields once she was close to it! now we will find out all the secrets about the Asuka twinners from your inner world! They are the key to opening the ascended dimension!" They summon a computer screen and I can see Asuka, kaomea, Sam and J all in the same cell just looking at one another confused. I still have no idea why J was there.

"Oh god. not this again..." I say.

Nomad barges in with a crowd of Dreamers from DV, and other random people, and some people from wal mart. We begin to make our escape.

"Oh asuka is trapped in there!" I say to nomad.

"We'll get her later. Dude your inner world is majorly infested. We have to get all that dark energy out of there. It's also swarming with dream demons."


Infested inner world

We emerge through a portal into my inner world. The place looks like a dark run down crack house. Me and everyone go in. People are partying , shooting heroin and smoking crack. Me nomad, and other dreamers begin kicking everyone out. Suddenly we are attacked. Some zombies and wierd guys with guns keep coming around the corner. Each time we hit them they dissapear into nothingness. They are only phantasmic DCs. but no matter how many we kill, they keep coming back.

Aeona is there, she attacks the phantasms, then attacks one of the dreamers, then attacks the phantasms again... going back and forth.

"Nomad... What's with Aeona?" I ask, "Which side is she on?"

"I doubt that she even knows..." nomad replies.

nomad covers me while I go around the corner to find out where the endless stream of zombies is coming from. I slip out of my deep dream state and everything gets vivid. I am shooting these guys as they come in. they keep dissapearing after they get hit. They are coming from one room, and that room has a hole in it leading to the outside. I see a guy in a hood but he is sparkling with blue energy. He shoots the energy out and it manifests into the Dcs i shoot them, it vanishes, then he makes another. I hear Nomad calling me to leave my inner world. I forget why he wanted to do that.

For some reason I wanted to shave first. I wound up downstairs trying to shave when I woke up

Jurassic

I remember going to some place with lots of dinosaurs... Can't remember what we did, but at some point I was climbing out of a very dark cave with a woman in front of me, who I think was asuka. We wound up in some town and someone was chasing us. maybe a group of people. Me and the girl ran into some restaurant, I tried to find a place to hide or exit but it was strange there were no exits or anything.

One of the bad guys was behind me so I got his shirt and began choking him with it until he passed out. I layed him down and suddenly he was in a strange room with glass. He woke up or vanished. i noticed the girl or the other men weren't around. But when the man woke up it was some comedy guy from youtube. He started freaking out on me or something but I recognized him so Instead I just improvised joke with him or something. He started playing along and forgot his earlier predicament.

LSD dream

I fell into a sort lucid and I was watching a girl I knew with long brown hair standing in a green field. Everything looked like it was painted in pastel colors. My pespective was from behind ehr to the side a bit and from below just below shoulder length. I could see her profile and she was holding a piece of paper up to her fave. I felt it was a note to her from Asuka. She had a strange look on her face and had a tear rolling down her cheek. She looked startled as if she sense me and looked behind and down and looked at me. She looked sad her gaze woke me up from the dream.





Yeah.

Can't remember much. Don't know if it was one dream or several dreams. I was moving around to different Wal marts. There was a mini one in didsbury. I remember driving around with Some woman... I felt she was related to some girl I knew.

At one point we were in one of the places and We were driving around in these mini go carts. It was kind of funny.

I was standing near some guy when I became lucid and I saw Jessica from work. She was wearing her white coat that she wears when she's doing meat. I grabbed her sleeve and said, "Jessica It's a dream!". She was like "Huh what? a dream ? What? no it's not." she followed me for a few seconds and disappeared. I decided to try and fly. I began floating upwards and pawing around in the air when I can't remember what happened after.

Questions

I was in a semi hypnagogic state and was asking questions. I asked, "What did Asuka say in the letter to the girl in question. I saw a blank sheet of paper in front of my vision and saw the girl's name being written across the side of the paper. it faded so I asked something like "When will X happen?" Can't remember what I asked exactly but I saw a bunch of jumbled numbers then I couldn't make out.