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Super wtf semi awake dream

I am lying in bed and almost falling asleep. I hit a half asleep state and I hear a voice in my head. It sounds like Ariel... I can clearly hear her saying, "This is what's coming for you," I geel a tremendous wave of energy hit me and I jolt out of bed and My heart races and it takes me a few minutes to calm down.

J texting

I remember getting a text from J, who was saying that her cell battery died and she couldn't get a hold of me until she had it charged or got a new phone or something.

Psychic

I had a dream that I was going for a psychic reading with evangeline, who I've used in the past. But this time she didn't seem all there and her vibe threw me off. I felt that there was nothing that she could tell me that could help me. I realized I had just wasted money on her. it was a very distressing feeling.

Wal Mart dreams

Had various wal mart dreams throughout the week too. Mainly of being in a wal mart that was like a shopping mall, complete with levels, stairs and escalators. I am pushing carts into the strangest places... the parking lot is call curved. at one point I realise there's 5 or so different store standards scheduled for the same shift... so I clock out early haha.

Later me and some people... are running through a hidden section of walmart with strange rooms that are under construction. I am holding onto a woman (Asuka?) during some of this. There's some guy I am running from or trying to find? Something that I want to fight him. I am going through all sorts of elaborate routes to look for him.

At sea

This dream starts where I am at some sort of mall with my family. We all want to watch a movie or something. After I read the title I refuse. But my dad is pestering me to watch it.

Later I am on this island house that's on top of a high cliff. I am looking at boats pulling away from the shore... There is a man I recognize on one and he says he's going to see the movie... But he needs my smokes. I try to get down the cliff but there's only a rickety ladder that I won't dare climb down. I see another man I recognize and he attaches a more sturdy ladder. I try to climb down but I am scared lol. I see at the top there's almost nothing to keep the ladder from going sideways. I look harder and see that there's notches preventing it from falling. I continue to climb down a bit shaky. but I near the bnottom an dswitch to another ladder and I feel better. At the bottom I am looking at a cave... There's something shiny inside. It's gold! I wonder if it's fake gold. There's specks of it all inside the cave and around on the ground at the mouth of the cave. I shrug and don't think to test if the gold is real and I leave it there. I go towards the dock but my memory ends here.

Don't know what to title this

I am with J... (in waking life she's moving away -_-. and i told her that I'd miss her.) It is night time and we are walking around. She puts her arm around my shoulders and says, "This means nothing I just need human contact right now." and I shrug and put my arm around her waist and we walk that way for a while just talking, and sometimes we're in silence. I just feel nice and warm walking with her like this.

i miss my epic dreams... anyway.

Pool

I vaguely remember being in a pool with a girl i know... we are in the water leaning against the edge and making out.

Why wasn't I lucid

I was in a wierd dreamscape that was curved with gravity on the edge. so you could like walk on the side of it and not fall or upside down... that's how the gravity was. I am doing High jumps all over this structure, flying and then landing on one foot and then propelling off again. I land where there's a small place where people can stand. There's a woman that I recognize from my childhood. We wave at one another and then I propell off again to do more jumping.

Getting back at her

for some reason I am mad at the girl from the first dream. I'm sitting on a couch with nomad... the place is dark. not sure wierd party atmosphere maybe. And he's asking for the girls phone number because he wants to call her and fuck with her. I'm not sure why but I refuse.

The dream speeds up to being in a wierd public place like a unisex bathroom. I am hanging off of this Tan girl. I am thinking remembering back that it's really nomad. We are trying to make the other girl jealous. I remember walking past her with me hanging on to the tan girl. The girl makes a point NOT to look at us but judging by her expression she clearly saw it.

Is she coming?

I am early at work and waiting until some girl I like arrives. The boss makes me do some stupid task and I keep looking around and am waiting for the girl to show up.

WTF

I remember being in a messed up house with my dad and other family members. At one point people were freaking out in a hallway because a snake and a lion were around a rolled up carpet in the middle of the hallway. My uncle were there too. for some reason I wasn't afraid of the animals at all. We had to go somewhere because my uncle wanted to fly his plane or something. My dad hands me a smoke pack but I only find weed in it. What I really wanted was smokes!

Sleep paralysis

I was in SP. I heard some creepy voice. I felt some vibrations and I tried the NINA technique but it mainly woke me up. there was one point where I thought I was entering a lucid but it didn't work.

Girl?

A vague dream where I was walking and talking in some town with one girl... such foggy recall on this one.

Lulzy sex dream

I was in a strange house with the girl from the last dream and I am screwing her. And she is so loud! she's going "OH OH OH OH OH OH" fucking nonstop and it's really loud. There's reverb and echo in the room which makes it louder which seems kind of annoying. I am just plowing away like a tool. I get bored and roll off her and wander into a room to get a glass of water or something... And She still is going "OH OH OH OH" even though I am gone. I am thinking "holy fuck... is she advertising to all the guys in the neighborhood or something?". She eventually stops and I enter the room.

I lay down beside her and ask, "so, how are you?" She says nothing but then asks to use my phone. I say what for. She says she has to call some guy. I'm thinking, "Fuck... I've just been used." I tell her that My phone is out of minutes. and she pulls out a wierd phone box. She's saying to me, "I'm calling to dump my boyfriend," as I wake up.

Starting at Walmart.

I am at wal mart doing returns... Lame. Everyone is in red vests. I pull up to the front counter and J is working there. I avoid looking at her when I go to put things away, but I can't figure out which blue bins to put away where. i am confused.

"Want a ride home from work?" She asks.

"Umm okay,"


Driving home

The dream fast forwards to me in her car and we are driving away. I have never seen the streets before but they seem familiar? Jamie is driving reckless, almost missing posts and barely avoiding head on collisions.

"Christ, don't kill me!"

"It's okay I'm actually a really good driver, we're safe aren't we?" She brags. I am smoking cigarettes one after the other in seconds flat, every time I finish i throw one out her window and she swerves each time and almost hits something.

"We're not there yet!" I say, and she resumes driving. We pull up to my house.

"hey, How come I can't see your house?" She asks.

"It's right there!" I said. "Oh yeah it must be my inner world house!"

"Oh i've never seen it!" She says.

We get out and I bring her to the barrier. She puts her hand on it and pushes.

"I can't get through!" she says. I walk in and dissapear in front of her. "Wait..." she says and somehow manages to push through. The barrier shatters.

"What did you do J?" I ask. "It's broken.... you broke it... how did you break it?"

"Oops?" She says. Data runs out of the house.

"What happened to the shield?" He asks.

"I don't know, she somehow pushed through the barrier! I don't know how..." I say.

"I'll get this fixed right away."

I hear something and turn just in time to See J being yanked through a portal by a tentacle of some sort.

"I'll be back Data... you handle things here." I said and he nods.

I summon a door and try to focus my feeling on finding J.

Ghetto apartments

I wind up outside something like a run down college campus or apartment complex. I keep running into people i know from Wal mart. I wander the place no really knowing why i am there. I realize this is the same pleace where I had that Who's stalking who dream. i enter the building... Walk up and down flights of stairs trying to figure out what I am doing there.

I run into Kaomea.

"What are you doing here?"

"I was taken here... I saw Asuka here, Sam and some other girl."

"Asuka is here? She was taken last night... you mean she's here?"

"Yes, along with those other girls... they are all in the same cell."

"How come you are out here?"

"I don't know." Kaomea says.

"Can you take me to them?"

"Oh yes of course!" She says. She leads me all over the place.. it's a pretty complicated route but she seems to know where she's going. We arrive. There's a door I can't get past it. someone shoots me with a dart and someone drags me away. They put me in a room and interrogate me.

"How many Asuka twinners are there that you know of?"

"On the dream plane?" I ask.

"Don't play games! how many twinners of Asuka have you met?"

"Two!," I said, "Kaomea and Sam."

"There's one more isn't there?" They ask.

"Not that I know of..." I say, "But hey wait, what does J have to do with this?"

"She was a part of our plan. We foresaw that she was going to your inner world so we planted a bug in her dream body do disable your shields once she was close to it! now we will find out all the secrets about the Asuka twinners from your inner world! They are the key to opening the ascended dimension!" They summon a computer screen and I can see Asuka, kaomea, Sam and J all in the same cell just looking at one another confused. I still have no idea why J was there.

"Oh god. not this again..." I say.

Nomad barges in with a crowd of Dreamers from DV, and other random people, and some people from wal mart. We begin to make our escape.

"Oh asuka is trapped in there!" I say to nomad.

"We'll get her later. Dude your inner world is majorly infested. We have to get all that dark energy out of there. It's also swarming with dream demons."


Infested inner world

We emerge through a portal into my inner world. The place looks like a dark run down crack house. Me and everyone go in. People are partying , shooting heroin and smoking crack. Me nomad, and other dreamers begin kicking everyone out. Suddenly we are attacked. Some zombies and wierd guys with guns keep coming around the corner. Each time we hit them they dissapear into nothingness. They are only phantasmic DCs. but no matter how many we kill, they keep coming back.

Aeona is there, she attacks the phantasms, then attacks one of the dreamers, then attacks the phantasms again... going back and forth.

"Nomad... What's with Aeona?" I ask, "Which side is she on?"

"I doubt that she even knows..." nomad replies.

nomad covers me while I go around the corner to find out where the endless stream of zombies is coming from. I slip out of my deep dream state and everything gets vivid. I am shooting these guys as they come in. they keep dissapearing after they get hit. They are coming from one room, and that room has a hole in it leading to the outside. I see a guy in a hood but he is sparkling with blue energy. He shoots the energy out and it manifests into the Dcs i shoot them, it vanishes, then he makes another. I hear Nomad calling me to leave my inner world. I forget why he wanted to do that.

For some reason I wanted to shave first. I wound up downstairs trying to shave when I woke up

Jurassic

I remember going to some place with lots of dinosaurs... Can't remember what we did, but at some point I was climbing out of a very dark cave with a woman in front of me, who I think was asuka. We wound up in some town and someone was chasing us. maybe a group of people. Me and the girl ran into some restaurant, I tried to find a place to hide or exit but it was strange there were no exits or anything.

One of the bad guys was behind me so I got his shirt and began choking him with it until he passed out. I layed him down and suddenly he was in a strange room with glass. He woke up or vanished. i noticed the girl or the other men weren't around. But when the man woke up it was some comedy guy from youtube. He started freaking out on me or something but I recognized him so Instead I just improvised joke with him or something. He started playing along and forgot his earlier predicament.

LSD dream

I fell into a sort lucid and I was watching a girl I knew with long brown hair standing in a green field. Everything looked like it was painted in pastel colors. My pespective was from behind ehr to the side a bit and from below just below shoulder length. I could see her profile and she was holding a piece of paper up to her fave. I felt it was a note to her from Asuka. She had a strange look on her face and had a tear rolling down her cheek. She looked startled as if she sense me and looked behind and down and looked at me. She looked sad her gaze woke me up from the dream.





Yeah.

Can't remember much. Don't know if it was one dream or several dreams. I was moving around to different Wal marts. There was a mini one in didsbury. I remember driving around with Some woman... I felt she was related to some girl I knew.

At one point we were in one of the places and We were driving around in these mini go carts. It was kind of funny.

I was standing near some guy when I became lucid and I saw Jessica from work. She was wearing her white coat that she wears when she's doing meat. I grabbed her sleeve and said, "Jessica It's a dream!". She was like "Huh what? a dream ? What? no it's not." she followed me for a few seconds and disappeared. I decided to try and fly. I began floating upwards and pawing around in the air when I can't remember what happened after.

Questions

I was in a semi hypnagogic state and was asking questions. I asked, "What did Asuka say in the letter to the girl in question. I saw a blank sheet of paper in front of my vision and saw the girl's name being written across the side of the paper. it faded so I asked something like "When will X happen?" Can't remember what I asked exactly but I saw a bunch of jumbled numbers then I couldn't make out.

J 1

I just remember being in some strange house with a lot of people. We were doing things like watching movies and chatting. I remember at one point someone was telling me something like, "You just took off to do whatever and now J is worried about you and slightly mad that you aren't in touch with her."

then i waited in a room for her or something and then she came in through the door and was talking to someone, she didn't seem to notice me at first and then I woke.

J 2

I dreamed I received a text from her. It was saying something like she was sorry we weren't able to (something implying love," but she was so busy and distracted with things... stuff that kept getting in her way.

Tanner's house

i just remember going over to a guy from work's house. It was a nice typical residential place. But then he wanted me to go to his secret lab or something. There was a picture or a frame of some sort on his wall that he moved and behind it was another room. I was thinking about how I was supposed to get through it when I woke up.

weird building.

okay, I was in a really strange building that was like a hotel. I was by a front desk and J from work was behind the desk. for some reason I wanted to leave so I walked out a door and she was like, "hey, wait!" and she was walking behind me. I tested gravity in a stairwell and flew upwards. J was looking at me and smiling and said, "OMG, how did you do that?" Suddenly she was upstairs with me and still following me. For some reason I didn't like that and was thinking that it wasn't really her. I kept looking back and she would change slightly every time. So I dismissed her as a DC. I ran down hallways and turned every so often and went into different rooms. The place was like a maze and kept changing every time. Then when I knew I had lost her. I thought I wanted to find the Real "j," (if that makes any sense... my dream logic is so weird at times, even when lucid). So I went into other random rooms and hallways with the feeling of trying to find her. I went through a few doors when....


FA, and I'm in sleep paralysis, half my body I can't feel and it feels like I am floating in a strange position. I try and focus on entering a stable dream. I focus for a bit and begin hearing demonic voices calling my name.Then I heard some creepy children humming. They were like humming in a really creepy way and harmonizing with one another. there was no melody. just like a single tone for a long time. I got a bit scared at this point and woke myself up.

Jumping

I was in some strange city at night time with a few people. I started jumping really high and grabbing onto the roofs of some houses... that is all I remember.

The house is gone.

I was back in that town but I was trying to find my house... or someone else's house. I went to the end of the street and found that it was gone. It was still night time. In the place of the house was a strange field and there were workers tilling the field. It was wheat. anyway I had to piss so I went deep into the field to take one. My vision got all blurry and pretty soon I was confused as to where I was.

The wrong bed

I had a strange FA on some bunk bed. I thought it was the wrong bed because a woman was there. Not realizing it was asuka I got off the bed and went down to the bottom bunk. I remember she had a really strange look to her. like she was wearing a creepy masquerade.

Basement of punks

I was in a strange basement hangout and there were all these homeless kids there. They were just doing drugs and stuff. I saw jared there and told him that I wanted these kids out. I wanted them gone. I forget what happened after.

Makeout.

I was in a room with Asuka and some other woman who was now wearing a masqeurade. But it became a part of her face... like it was her face. The wierd look made me think the other woman was Bjork or something. I remember being pulled into a tiny room cubby hole, and I started making out with both of them. It was like the sides of their heads had merged together and I was kissing two mouths at once. I put my hand on the side of the face of the other woman and noticed that her hair seemed really familiar. She seemed to quiver under my touch and kissed me a bit more aggressively before she vanished. I was still with asuka and kissing her but everything was going black.

Nuke fun

I was in some building and in some living room with a few people. I kept seeing flashes of light by the window. so I looked out the window and saw a few mushroom clouds. I was just staring at them. I remember a light shockwave hitting us. but it didn't seem that strong.

Walmart highschool.

Yeah sums it up. I was walking around Walmart and some girl wanted me to call a manager by pressing 3. But somehow escaped from doing that. Wound up going into some hallway and then downstairs. Somehow went outside... and There was a football field, and I saw a bunch of employees playing basketball. I remember the tall east indianlooking girl who works as a cashier was staring at me as I walked by... Then I ran into some annoying native dude... Don't remember what he said.

?

I was hanging out with some girl and her boyfriend. Apperently I liked her in the dream but was disapointed she had a bf.

HH stuff.

Just asking various questions again. i remember one answer was the number 15.

Drummer

I remember leaving some place with some girl. We met up with Ted... some really old jazz drummer I know. We drove to his place to pick up some music equipment or something. We got back into his car and went back to the place we came from. Me and the girl.

Super WTF pet

I was in my yard and some strange animal came up to me. a male I think. It was like a young puppy but also a pony or a horse. It laid on it's side while I scratched it's belly and then I noticed it had cow like milk nipples. I was a bit perplexed but kept scratching anyway.

following

I was in a strange forest area walking along a number of trails. I remember seeing come big guy and being afraid of him. but for some reason I followed him a round for a while and then i lost sight of him.

Movie

I was at some girl's house. It was dark in the living room and we were watching a movie. There were a lot of different guys there, and she was hanging off some of them. but she kept looking at me... almost a guilty look on her face. wanting me to respond.

Hypnagogic madness

I was just asking silly things. There's a girl i like and I asked. 'What does she think of me," and I saw a note from her. there was a phrase in another language that i couldn't make out, but it was neatly written. almost LOTR style. and the other was an English phrase which I couldn't make out.

next I asked. "Will she ask me out," and I saw the numbers 555.

Spirit

I was following someone and they said that there was an evil spirit i their room. sure enough I walked in and felt a creepy invisible presence. I went around the room for a bit trying to banish it... but the presence only gotstronger and I started gettingscared not remembering how i usually banish spirits from dreams, (Which is usually calling on Jesus.)

ride home.

I remember falling into a dream where I was in J's car from work. She was giving me a ride and I was in the backseat with Asuka. Asuka was just being quiet. Me and J were having a discussion and I was telling her to not worry about Asuka if she gets mad at her...