MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

Kitten Attack

1 kitten is cute. 1000 is torture!!!!

I was outside and walking along a trail. I go in some house and speak with some people I know. There are bees flying around me. I keep swatting them dead. I notice a kitten come around the couch... and then another... and another. I go behind the couch and there are many kittens. They attack me and I fall on the floor. They are clawing and biting me... It's like a scene out of the second batwman movie where catwoman is born. I am screaming "help, help, help!"

Dan and Russ.

I am at someone's house. I am sitting on a couch with Dan. i am asking him If he still wants the $600 I owe him. He gets mad and starts hitting me. I see Russ AKA Rusty from down. He starts stabbing me with a baselisk tooth. I can feel the searing pain and I wake up.

Lucid

I become lucid in the same house. I walk past the couch and call Asuka's name. I see Russ again. I jump to attack him. I pin him down and ask him "Are you real?" He laughs and says yes. I as him to prove it. He then freezes.

I pick him up and I see myself in a mirror. I am seeing Rusty's face in front of me. i look to the mirror behind him and also see his face staring into the mirror. I spin Rusty around so I see the back of his head which is covered in a blue hoodie... I look to the mirror and see the same back of the hoodie even thought he should be facing the front. I spin him again and all around he is a faceless guy with blue all around his head. I get scared and try to teleport him away. I drag his body to a wall and try to summon a door. I put my hand on the wall and my vision switches. I can see an outline of my computer and realise I am fully awake with my eyes opened now.


Roses.

I am seeing an HH scene and see cartoon red roses swim past my vision. My feeling is that they are from Saim. (thanks sweetie!)

Umm.


(private entry)

Movie fails

I am watching a movie on my computer and lying down. Asuka joins me to watch. She leans back into my right arm. Her left hand touches my left and I hold it. This is just like when I walked Saim across the river in he dream from the other night.

We watch the movie and it gets to an intense scene... but then it freezes. I get mad at the screen and try to resume the movie. It doesn't work. I move the indicator back and it plays. I move the indicator to the right spot where I left off and it pauses... i move the indicator a few minutes past and the movie resumes... but never on the right spot. "Dammit," I say to Asuka.

Terminator

I'm with a bunch of people in a strange parking lot or something. We are in a war or something and waiting for enemies to arrive. One guy starts throwing lots of grenades.. and i mean lots. then the enemies show up and walk through the grenades, but none go off. I get scared and start running. I can see The Terminator.... Arnold skin and all. with sunglasses and shotgun... wtf



Weirdness

I'm in some weird place with a bunch of people. I see Thelma there... but then Thelma is now oneof her daughters. I keep on trying to tell her something about dreams, but she's ignoring me. It's really vivid and I'm surprised the dream talk doesn't make me lucid.

I see Some girl there. She has blond hair... but not natural color... dyed hair, round face. I mouth something to her without speaking loudly, and she responds to me by saying something. I'm surprised she can pick up on my words. I hen barely mouth a few words. she doesn't hear. I clearly announciate in my lips what I want to say without using my voice. She turns around and speaks to me in a loud an clear voice responding to my inaudible question. I am transfixed by her.

I go by a table twhere there is a pleasant man. Someone walks by and tells me that she thought he was a bad guy until he gave her a ride to this place safely. I talk to the man and notice he has short and curled rainbow colored hair. It looks weird.

Saim

Saim is by a river and she id crying. I can sense Asuka is merged with her. Saim wants to cross the water even though there are stepping stones across the river. I ask her if I can help... she protests saying she doesn't deserve it. i can see asuka in her rolling her eyes at this. I insist on helping. As if it's normal i put my right arm around her waist, and sheputs her left hand in my left hand... it's like a weird dance position I have nerver tried but yet i know it. but we don't dance. She resists at first but then seems to enjoy the sensation of my arm around her. I feel a very warm and loving energy come from her... it's so deep that i can't describe it. anyway I guide her across the stepping stones in this position, and we cross the river.

now we are at another river with more stepping stones. Saim seems more sure of herself that i don't have to hold her tightly. We cross the next river separate and now we are racing eachother across. The warm feeling is not lost, when we cross... she smiles at me.

Facebook wtf.

I was on facebook... and some Asian Tranny started posting scantily clad stuff on my facebook. Her/him in a bikini, and the caption said "I love you, be with me,". I was like : WTF uumm delete... who is that?

Hermoine

I was on a porch? watching some mini harry potter movies. Emma watson was beside me and I put my arm around her. She threw my arm off and was acting all stuck up...

Saim

I dreamed Saim was smiling at me... she looked just like Asuka.

Scouting

I was in a town going through houses. I had to do something... can't remember what. I was in some house and staring at a wall. Everything went very vivid and I thought of the place that I wanted to go. I summoned a door and one appeared just like in the Harry Potter movie when the room of requirement reveals itself to Neville longbottom.

I went through it and found myself in a house. I wandered through it and grabbed something and started walking out and back towards the way I came. My path was blocked by two people in the house. They spotted me so I went out of the house the other way and saw them following behind me. I went to the side of the house quickly and found a crawl space, I went in there and summoned a door a gain... it took a moment to summon but then I went through and escaped. Then I was in some other town with snow all over.

Saim 1

I'm in a dark place and Saim walks up to me. She grabs my arm and tries to pull me with her somewhere. She keeps saying "We have to go heal, we have to go heal." and I start following her but I wake up.

Saim 2

I'm walking through a hallway at Hogwarts with Raven Knight, Harry, Hermoine, and maybe Nomad. The hallway is dark but is candle lit. As we are walking Saim comes up to us and tells us to wait. She takes a good look at and starts nodding as if amused. She smiles and looks me all over as if sizing me up and as if she is looking for something. She keeps nodding and saying "Yup yup yup," each time she is pleased with something she finds. Then she stands backa bit from the group and says happily, "Okay everyone! Group hug! Let's healing!" and pulls us into a group hug. Harry and hermoine are a bit confused with this, but comply. Raven shrugs and goes into the group hug. Swirling healing energy swarms around us. So much that I can't see the others. Saim goes into the center and pulls on my arm like from the last dream. She says to me, "We need more healing. just you and me?" I'm like "whut?" she starts pulling me through a vortex when I wake up.

double

Very weird and abstract dream... I was my double... or he was me? I was looking through his eyes and he was looking through mine and vice versa. I was shifting at will between the two. In one dream I was with Manuel... in another I was maybe with Kaomea.

Note: A few days ago I had a dream about running into an old highschool friend Derek. and there was a woman chasing him around, but he came back later with the right girlfriend. then some guy told me to "Go back to Spencer"

on the 30th. I ran into Derek at a pub an he had the exact same girl with him from my dream and they were together like a couple.

Last night I ran into S at the same pub. This is someone who went around telling lots of people that really liked me etc and then ignored me when I was around. This time she had a bf with her and she hugged me and said ,"I love you... but only as a friend so don't be a creep." So naturally I left prety peeved. it wasn't until I got home that I realized that the "go back to S" line was telling me to go back to the pub and see her... maybe. I was too mad and tired by then and went to sleep. Then Me and Asuka gave S a nightmare for being a bitch. (No offense to women... but if you're the type that lead a guy on and then bring him down with BS you are a BITCH. plain and simple.)

Funeral


I'm at my funeral? It's not really me in the casket. Asuka has made me invisible and I am standing by a podium with her. S is in the audience in the front row. Asuka is giving a speecha nd saying that I died of loneliness and a broken heart blah blah blah... She's really playing the words right to make it seem like a sad story. The whole time she is looking directly at S with an accusative tone. Asuka's tone of voice goes from sad, to more anger... now she's yelling at S, who seems to have a guilty look on her face... she then sways a bit looking disoriented.Asuka then leaps fromthe poidum , grabs S and drags her through a portal... It's around here that I wake.

???

I amspeaking with the woman with i am supposed to meet soon. We are in astral from and she is wearing a kimono with pink stripes. We are both translucent and it looks all very interesting. I forget what is said.

recall was shotty due to alcohol consumption on my birthday. Fell asleep with goal in mind to find out when I would meet the woman the psychic told me about on the internet.

Asuka

Vague sex dream...

Symbiote?

Think I remember carrying Asuka's symbiote in my hand... it was giggling... wtf.

uncle wtf.

Me and my Uncle were arguing about some pop band and whether or not it originated from Denmark or sweden.

Work

Some vague dream about going to some guy named Garret's job. He was there working and he wanted to put me to work.

HH questions

Q. when Will i meet this woman I was told about?

A. I saw an image of a spoon... does that mean soon? Are my guides retarded? who knows. Then i saw a single number: 1. The first of next month year? very spoon indeed.

Birthday and burying my grandma so that's why I haven't been able to post much lately... Just abbridged notes.

- Weird shack with mushrooms shaped like vaginas....
- I was flying around some people and they were impressed... but I was locked in a cage.
- Hagrid makes short jokes about me... wtf. I see mel my ex and she's not happy to see me.
- Following some dude around and he tells me to go through some door. Kaomea is there with a blond girl with broken glasses. can't fix it so I argue with kaomea instead.
- Trying to call someone collect but i can hear them on the other end.
- Looking for shrooms on my birthday... I wind up in a school where everyone does crack... my heart is beating like crazy like a panic attack...

Can't remember which dream was part of which. Had a few dreams out of order but I will order them into one big dream (excluding the lucid). Goal for last night was to see if I'm still supposed to meet this woman the psychic had told me about.

Strangeness

Starts off driving in some strange town with my brother. Suddenly we are walking. I remember being in this place before... if you look at all the people and make Eye Contact with them they start following you around and then try to kill you. So this time I don't really look at anyone for long. I tell my brother not to ake EC with the people in town. But then As I'm walking, an asian girl stares right at me.... She has her hair tied back. I think I walk with her into some movie theater.

A movie starts. I am watching an asian man drive a truckin a muddy ditch. Suddenly I'm in the truck with him and he can't drive straight anywhere. He backs up and goes forward a lot but doesn't really go anywhere. Some people with guns ambush us.

Now I'm out of the trucka nd shooting people with a strange pellet gun. I should one guy in the back, but it takes five secodns for the gun to fire. When it fires the man topples over. The asian man who was driving tells me that my gun isn't on the right setting. I see a switch on it and flick it. Then the gun shoots normally. I begin flying upa steep and muddy hill when my memory fades.

Walking

I'm walking along a common street i remember from Chilliwack. It's night time and As I'm walking a strange animal goes in my path. It's small like a kitten and has a weird paw. I cross the street to avoid it and walk in the other direction. I see some familiar people ahead. I fly up a bit and become lucid. I see lots of powerlines and try to avoid them. A woman calls to me and says she wants to explore some waterfall. I turn back and fly through a portal... I think. Everything is black but I can hear a waterfall. I fly around one side of the mountain and get to the waterfall. I try to push through it to find a hidden passage but find nothing. The woman is still in the background somewhere but I never see her.

Hogwarts express

I'm waiting at a table with harry and hermoine. The hogwarts Train is just sitting there and waiting. I keep seeing my mom pass by and each time she gives me a strange look. She looks like she did the first time we sent her to the hospital.

Gary?

I'm at Gary's house waiting for him to arrive. I enter the living room and see his mother watching TV. On the screen she's watching someone play guitar... It sounds so good that i actually have to turn away in shame! His mother spots me and asks me what I'm doing here. I say waiting for Gary. She says to wait outside.

I go outside and like clockwork Gary arrives with some friends. One person looks like Cho Chen from harry potter... But then I realize it's a crossdresser... must be halloween or something... Anyway Cho pulls out a uitar and summons a guitar hero game and starts jamming on the guitar. He's playing a jason becker model signature guitar. Again the playing is too good that I have to turn away.

making food

I'm making a weird sort of omellete thinging on a long grill. I am pouring some strange sauce on it when my bro's gf jen comes by and complains that I'm putting too much sauce on it. I then fold the egg omelette in half concealing the sauce.


Asuka

I remember lying in bed when asuka joins me to cuddle witha big smile on her face.

Strange house.

i'm in a house with haley and some other people. We are on a sort of landing leading to downstairs. I hear some people downstairs and they are thrashing. The floor boards we are standingon begin jumping from the thrashing. Then we go downstairs to investigate.

Hermoine?

This may have been a continuation of the previous dream. I am downstairs in the same house. In haleys place is now hermoine, and now harry is also with us. We chase someone and find something but I can't remember.

Later we jump out of a building and all float slowly down to the ground. We re all holding onto one another. I remember this part from a a harry potter book i read in dreams. In the book part Hermoine says something like that she feels a close connection to the rest of us.. a feeling very miuch like siblings. But she's not saying it this time. So instead I say it. I say Harry is like a brother and that Hermoine is like my sister. She blushes and smiles at me... WTF?!?!?!?!?

dream censorship.

I was driving around with some guy. "OMG I can't stop the car!" my vision zooms out to 3rd person view and find that I am playing something like a grand theft auto game. The controller doesn't work well but i manage to park the car safely.

I get put of the car and I'm walking with a friend. I'm telling him about dreams, but he seems not to want to listen. I follow him into a house and he goes downstairs into a secret room. I really want to tell him something so I call him out again. a guy walks in and I starts saying something like, "I have dreams about people's waking lives... what they did yesterday that I have no idea what they did. and what they will do." The guy looks at me strangely and I realize it's not the guy i was talking to earlier. He is a bouncer and grabs my hands. But i knock my hands out of the way... i forget what happens after.

Multi asuka.

I was in several dreams at once. Pulling asuka from a place by a pole by a garden. Another place similar but a mirror version of that place. and another and another. In each i grab asuka and get some resitance pulling her back.

Horcrux.

I was looking for horcruxes while voldermort was chasing me... That's all I remember.

As I was falling asleep I had an HH moment and felt Asuka kiss my cheek.



Dragons

I remember flying near the moon with some dragons. I was also a dragon. My perspective kept shifting to third person view, and sometimes i was controlling my dragon self with a video game pad. using the directional pad to turn and fly.

What?

I remember being in my room with a sentient can opener. I was chasing it around the room. I seemed to know who it was. I suddenly felt insights and decided to to try automatic writing. Took me a while to find a place to settle the paper down and write on it. I manage to scrawl some sentences that make sense... but don't really say anything.

Asuka captured again

I'm in several rooms at once, shifting between them. In one i am fighting someone, in another i am searching for someone.

I find myself in a black limo that belongs to Lujan. Kanmuri is seated to my right. She looks like a female bartender I know from didsbury. She is looking down to avoid my penetrating gaze in some sense of guilt. I want to ask her why she would permit Lujan to do this... i mean we trained her to fight. I argue with one of lujan's followers. "I'll see to it that I take her back. Lujan can't have every woman he wants."

"Yeah, but some women actually like him." His follower weakly argued.

"While that may be true, In Asuka's case he is interfering with her free will." The man doesn't know how to argue

Harry Potter wants to watch some Harry Potter

Me Nomad and Harry are in some field. We decide to take Harry to watch a harry potter movie from another dimension. We teleport to a theater and I am all excited. "I can't wait to see this again" I say, but i am distracted by seeing someone i know.

A friend from high school is being chased around by a short woman holding onto him. He frantically wants her to go away. He runs outside and then walks in a moment later hand in hand with a different girl... his proper gf.

A man walks into the lobby and stares at me. I walk over to him and he hands me a stone. He says "go back to Spencer," As I wake up. (the woman, who tells EVERYONE that she likes me, but when I am around she ignores me and acts too cool for me when I talk to her.)

Asuka Barn... lol

I'm in a large field in my inner world with Asuka. I want to stay with her but she orders me to look inside the barn. I ask why she won't go with me. She says Just go in and I'll understand.

I go in and find it's a place that me and Asuka use to go to a lot. on the higher up parts all my clothes are neatly folded. I see she found my missing shoe and placed it there! I find a tape playing machine. I press play... and It's asuka singing to a kind of anime rock/pop backing. The songs are about me and her, and our love. I started welling up in tears... not sad.. but happy ones. she put this together for me so that i could remember something nice about her, which hasn't been happening much lately.

More Asuka singing

i'm drifting off again and I hear Asuka singing in my dream. She's saying "keep holding on, keep holding on,"

many thanks asuka

new song:

note: bought a pendulum that chose me. I asked it before bed instructions for getting my recall up and getting a lucid. I followed it tot he letter. It said i should put it under my pillow and it will aid dream recall and here is what happened.

Spencer

Dream of hanging with spencer... but only remembered buying her her brand of particularly thin smokes.

Jared

Had a dream that jared came to battle me but I forget what happened.

Stay out of my dreams justin beiber

Had a dream me and my cousin pete were outside a house by a stage at night time. Justin beiber was singing and he asked me to film him... So I kept running in front of his camera and making retarded faces and saying "it's justin beiber," in a really retarded voice tone. Gave up and sat with Pete who suggested we should change the song to metallica or megadeth. i agreed and tried fiddling with the Ipod. But alas, couldn't change the damn song. Then a dog came and bit my arm.

Uncle Royce super wtf dog nammit

I was in Ontario driving to work with Royce and Jossie. I was in the back. I looked out the window and I saw Royce's face as gigantic in the sky. It looked like the painting of his face but instead it was pure blood. A pure bloody royce face setting in the sky. I said we should get out of here before it chases us. Royce laughed and said this will get him his revenge on quetzecotl, because in a past life he was quetzi's right hand man and never got his reward. I said he should be carefull because some people think That I am the re incarnation of quetzecotl.

Jossie wants me to plug some headphones into a jack that's behind me. I try but the cord is too short. I keep plugging it in but everytime she moves forward slightly, it plugs out of the jack. This happenes several times.

We arrive at a large job house with lava in the basement. Dan is there priming the walls witha paintball gun hooked up to an airles machine. Trevor looks like big bird and is trying not to get his feathers splattered in paint.

Before I can get to work 3 big dogs come out of nowhere and start biting my arms, (warning me that Asuka is in trouble). Their bites burn my flesh and my arms. Some big guy helps and fight's the dogs off my arms. My dad hands me this weird stuff to heal myself I apply it to the burn marks. The lava is making it really hot and I butt out a smoke onto some tinfoil that I was using to help with the treatment of the burns. My dad keeps asking "Can I leave now?" I say yes.

Lucid one

I'm in my inner world house. A dog bites my arm when I become lucid but I forget what happened with the dog. I am sitting in a room with children around, they are asking me when I will bring asuka home? I ignore them because I am poking my fingers through a sheet of paper with no holes. I say, "Isn't that cool?" They roll their eyes and then walk out of the room. I then remembered that I should look for Asuka, I was about to open a portal before I woke up.

Lucid 2

I'm in a grassy valley looking for asuka lucid. A small black dog with a red jewel on it's forehead approaches me. I hold out my arm so that it can bite it, but it shakes it's head no. I ask it if it's my pendulum, it barks and nods yes.

missing time


Finding Asuka

I found asuka imprisoned in some weird building. Michael Jackson had her strung up by chains... He was biting ears off of children and then spitting the ears at her. I think I rescue her but forget what happens after.

basement suites

I was in my house with my dad. I was coming in from a smoke and wanted to finish it. I walked to the other end where I thought a door might be, but it led to another part of the basement filled with furniture I didn't recognize. I then remembered there was another door and kept walking. I found yet another part of the basement and finally found a door that led outside... but outside there was no space to move around.
i walked back and saw some family that said they lived there. They said several families lived in separate suites in the same basement, and I had just walked through a couple. The suite on the end where I just had come from... belonged to a family that recently moved out.


weird house

Was in some house populated by weird scope creatures that came out of holes in the walls and floor.


Super long wtf dream.

Started out... I was at someone's house for dinner and James was with me from red deer. The host was this really creepy guy. he was pissed off that I didn't finish the food from my plate... His vibe reminded me of moppon... but it wasn't him. This was the same house with the scope creatures...

I was talking to James and saying that I understood the host and I made a joke to which we both laughed and agreed with it. But then the host came a long with a new plate of food and dumped it on me. I was like WTF, and explained that I can't stuff myself silly all the time so it's nothing personal against his cooking.

Me and james left the place and we were in a city that looked like calgary and chilliwack. It was neear night time and we were walking around and trying to find a main road. James said that the host is known to follow and stalk people he doesn't like. We came to one end of a street and said goodbye... but the way I continued walking only led to condo complexes and not a street. i tunred around and went the other way.

found myself on a busy street during daytime and was asking people where the main street was. i followed their directions and found a road layered with cafe chair which I was walking on top of. An old lady smiled at me as I walked past her.

found myself at a weird C train station with futuristic elevators. I saw this asian woman (asuka?) walking into the tube that housed the elevator before the pod came. I saw her almost get squished when the pod came but she thinned herself out to not get hurt. i walked in the pod and made it up to the platform. the asian woman got out and boarded the train with me.

Wound up downtown on a hill near princess island park where I found my brother and some of Jaas's friends. Asuka went up to Haley and walked away with her talking like they were friends. Jared was there and said we were going to a nirvana concert... I never thought that it was impossible since Kurt was long dead. Jared sid we should do LSD for the concert as we walked down the hill with everyone. My memory fades here.

Angry

I was at some stalled vehicle by the side of the road and arguing with some middle aged guy. I remember throwing up my hands and walking away from the car. The older guy followed me and said "Ok now that we're away from the car... you're gonna get it," and he attacked me. I fought back and kicked his ass.

Helping a Tgirl

I don't know why I was called upon to help a Thai Transvestite... But I was there. She was in some bathtub and her boyfriend was mouthing her off,,, saying he only liked her because she had a dick... either than that... she was useless. She protested a bit and he hit her. The guy looked had a gunther mustache.


I went up to him and threw him threw a window. She gets out and thanks me... I stare... but not trying to stare downwards... She gets dressed and we go to a secret asian T girl club where she brags about how I saved her and they all gather around me excitedly. There's one that still has a man structured face that is smiling and winking at me. i slip out and leave before before get asked to one of their places for "coffee" or something.

House.

I go to a house that is apparently my house... I seem remember a wolf prowling around earlier. walk into the house but my memory fades.

House lucid

I was Semi lucid at the house in the living room. I saw my grandma sitting on the couch and was watching some TV. I sensed Asuka nearby but ignored that for some reason. I went to a hallway and found a door. I opened it and found... another door! I opened that and only saw a really small cup board space that I could barely fit my arm through. I went and found a door on the other end of the hall. I opened it and... another door behind that. Opened the next one and there was another door behind that... err. and another and another. I got fed up and pushed the door down and it revealed a staircase. But I woke up before I could walk up.