Nom nom nom, Mmmattelicious...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! That was one hell of a night. It started off by me waking up, thinking there was something in the room. My pulse was probably around 160 and the adrenaline was pumping! "Holy shit! God damn that was cool" I said to myself. I don't know what it was about, but I must have remembered what it was then, since I knew it had been a hallucination. Anyways I had some B6 last night before bed and it was some ride. Here's what I dreamt:

D1 Night: Snowboarding with pissed off friend
I'm with my friend Henrik. He's agitated for some reason and I can barely say anything to him without making him angry. We're in my hometown just outside my appartment and we're going down streets with our snowboards. Henrik falls alot, which makes him even angrier. I have no trouble standing up. Suddenly I gotta take a shit real bad, and decide to run to the closest bar, which is Tommy's. I sit down and start shitting like never before, while holding my hand on the lock so that no one can pick it.

D2 9.00: Late for work and ghost in the house
I wake up, and check the time. "Good I got time for a jog before I go to work" I think for myself and put on my running shoes. I start working 16.00 for some reason and I start running. I run for some time before I check the time again. 15.00! "God damnit I'm gonna be late!" I curse and start running home while making a call to my dad, explaining the whole thing. "You can't come to work late! God damnit you know that!" he tells me and I hang up the phone. I'm just about to call my boss when I enter my appartment. I think. I don't recognise any furniture at all. "What the fuck...?" a guy enters the hall and starts freaking out. I recognise him as my neighbour. "This is your fault" I say and I have no idea why. "My fault? How can this be my fault?!" he yells and I calm him down by explaining that something's not right. I take a good look around and he has alot of books, and the appartment is huge compared to mine. "You know my entire appartment would fit in your living room" I say and he laughs. He shows me to the door since I couldn't find it on my own, and I leave.

"That was weird..." I think as I enter my own appartment this time, and try to find all the stuff I need. Suddenly two people appear out of nowhere and they seem to be as confused as I. My mp3 wire gets ripped out of my hands by some invisible force and the plug hits the kitchen counter. I try to take it back but it's like it's magnetic. I finally get it loose and I draw the conclusion that there's a ghost in the building. The two guys with me agree and we try the wire thing again. "Cool, it really sticks!" I say and we play around with it for a while, leaving marks in the wood.

D3 11.00: The new girlfriend experience
I'm at a big carnival of some sort. The place is like a small town and I'm there with my friend Eric, my brother and some other people. I don't know how, but we end up in a large lake, partying with alot of other people. Apparently I had broken up with Monica the other day, and all the girls in the water knew it. I felt like I could use some comfort and inspected them closely. I recognise one girl I know, and she's staring at me, her face glowing in the sun.

Suddenly two girls come up to me and tells me they're having a private party, and that I'm invited. "Is that so?" I ask and grab them both, lifting them up onto my hip, one on each side. They're a bit chubby but I don't mind. I squeeze their asses some and we decide to get out of there. We start swimming towards their "camp" or whatever and I see several grey and brown water snakes under the water. Soon we're up on dry land again.

"How am I supposed to get back again tomorrow?" I ask and they tell me that I can just take a cab or something. But I've got something even better, I've got a Hearthstone! (from WoW) and it's inside my cellphone. To get into their camp, you had to pass through some customs, and apparently you had to make a good impression. I try to remove my headphones and turn off my mp3 but the music won't stop playing. An old chinese man walks out of a black car and heads towards me. I just manage to take the headphones off in time to bow and shake his hand, and man what a handshake!

We enter their camp and the girls walk off to get ready or whatever. I see my friend Eric and he's with a girl he liked back in the days. I think about Monica for a while and wonder why we broke up, my good mood is getting worse by the minute. I start talking to Eric and I ask him what he's up to. "Well not much, we're going fishing tonight" he replies and I ask him if I can come, I really need to talk to someone I know about this whole thing. He tells me that I can't and one of the girls I was with, comes back and grabs my arm and leads me away from him.

We walk up to one of the many houses and enter. This is apparently where I will be sleeping. I put my cellphone on the nightstand and we walk towards a beach. As I'm about to jump in from the bathing platform, I slip on the slimy green algae. I do a few spins in the air and continue spinning as I fall to the bottom. I lie there for a few seconds before I swim for the surface. When my head breaks the water everyone on the platform is laughing with me, and I see a big black, stationary camera standing there. "Oh cool, now I'll be on TV or something" I think and the girl I'm with, jumps in the water and we swim away.

After swimming for a while, we walk up on land, and I can see some new houses. I start thinking about Monica again, and it doesn't feel good. "Why did we break up?" I walk to the backside of the houses and find a small football court, made out of small rectangular stones in mud. I start kicking a ball and the girl joins me. We each score some and I kick the ball far away. "I want to go get my cellphone" I say and she tells me we can go back, she just has to pick some flowers first. I start walking ahead and stop after twenty meters.

Looking back, I see a yellow monster truck with shiny rims that doesn't move. Coming down a hill on a road. Soon after there's a guy with a skateboard in his hands. He takes a big jump and lands on his belly on the skateboard and disappear behind the houses. I pluck some white flowers and think about Monica. I decide to take her back and I wonder what the hell I'm doing with this piece of trash instead of her. The girl comes back and she has a whole bunch of flowers in her hand. We start heading back to the original camp.

As we enter the camp, I ask about my cellphone once again. "Yes relax, you will get it soon, but first you gotta see something" she tells me and I get shoved into a small washing room to wait. Monica is there for some reason and she's working. I decide to tell her later tonight when she comes home about how I want her back, and soon the door opens. "Alright see you later then" I tell her and finish the sentance with "Puss hej" (which means like, kisses, goodbye in Swedish) and the girl's friend looks at me suspiciously.

I'm led into another small house and her mom and dad is there. "What the hell is this?" I think and the mom shows me a piece of cloth she's made. I suddenly realise what's going on. I'm getting married to this girl! I can see the text on the cloth and it's some clever rhymes in Swedish, telling a story about how fast it all happened but that we're in love. They all laugh when the father recite it all and comes to the part of what's going to happen tonight *wink wink*. You'd think that the embroideries were enough. Not really... The mother had covered half the text in silver. And she told me that she wasn't finished yet. They had to work hard to get it all done!

I panic and run out the door. I miss my little Monica so bad that it hurts! Just as I was just about to start crying, I woke up. All sweaty and relieved!

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Food before bed: 2 eggs, 1 can of makrill on 3 pieces of knäckebröd,
25cl Applejuice, 2 Omega-3 pills and 50 mg B6 vitamin.

That was a very interesting night! Most vivid dreams I've had in a long time, and the length of them all! I've never had such a long recall ever. Something I ate last night was definitely working. The B6 perhaps? I had also only slept 4 hours the day before, so might be that.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Finally a night with some vivid and fun dreams! Although I only remember one of them, I know the other dreams I had was fun. I thought Puffin's DILD class was at 01.00. But it was at 03.00! Anyways it was a cool class, and I can't wait to learn some more

D: I'm just leaving someone's house, and I'm embarrassed. I think it was some kind of party and I had been exposed as a fraud of some sort. I see a black pickup truck and figure it must be my ride. A guy is sitting in the back and I decide to join him. I throw my limegreen bag up and over the car, totally missing it. "God damnit" I think for myself as I grab it and try again. I don't get it right until the third time. I jump up and sit next to the guy. The car starts moving and in a minute or so we enter a forest. The dream changes and suddenly we're cruising the car on ice. It has only one front wheel and I ask why. "It gets better grip if you only have one wheel" someone tells me. We meet up with another car and we splash him with some water as we go by. Suddenly I can see a large hole in the ice ahead of us. "Oh no! The ice has melted away over there" my grandpa doesn't stop the car and continue driving. When we reach the assumed hole, we see that it's still just ice. I make a big speech about sun reflecting. We seem to go around in circles and soon we're at that same forest again. I don't know how, but the car disappears and we're somehow cruising on our bellies. It's like I'm on a surfboard and my grandpa is at the back, kicking with his legs, only we're on land. I jump high up in the air on some small bumps and I go up into the treetops. The landing doesn't hurt and we continue through the forest. When we reach the ice, we see that it has been replaced by water. I grab onto a weird, gray snake-like foam thingy and direct it with my hands. When I get it right, I pick up speed. Alot of speed. Suddenly we're shooting through the water and it feels great! We take the same route and end up at the beginning of the lake again. This time I go underwater for a few seconds because of bad steering, and when I go back up, I see a small raft out in the lake. Filled with extremely hot bikini girls! I shoot past them and take a good look, grinning like a fool. I can hear them cheering me on. After a few meters I jump off the foam thingy and I'm in shallow waters. A huge wave appears out of nowhere and I dive into it to go behind it. My grandpa decided to just stand there and it actually affected him less than me. Soon after I woke up.

F: I'm with my brothers at some huge waterpark of some sort. I don't remember much but the dream was very long and very vivid.

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Note to self: Write more dreams down! I forget to do it when I wake up and fall back asleep. Anyways that's it folks.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hello. Thought I was gonna be late for Puffins DILD class. It starts at 7pm -6. I'm at +1... So I'll just wait until 01.00 tonight hah! Anyways, I didn't dream that much, two fragments and a short dream.

D: I'm with two other guys, and we walk up to a house. I guess we must be in a foreign country, I can see jungle around me. The house is out in the middle of a small lake and we rush in. We take out two guys somehow and we loot their bodies. I take a wallet with a couple of thousand in it, and also a passport. I need the passport to get out of this place and I read the name. "Miguel Luardo" or something like that. I take a look at the picture and start wondering how the hell we're going to fool the customs with this. We still decide to try it and walk to a booth not far away. They tell us we need new passports, and that it will take a few weeks. We also find out that we don't need them to go on a boatcruise. "Then let's go to Thailand!" some guy tells me and I get mad at him. "Why the hell do you wanna do that? Let's go to Åland, it's closer" I say and we start arguing.

F1: Something about my brother Morgan. I remember him having a diaper, so I guess he must have been around one year old again. So damn cute!

F2: I remember trying to take something from my mom's dog. She growled at me. She hasn't done that before.

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Well, tonight is the class. Is gonna be interesting yesh yesh.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Helo all. I've not recalled that many dreams these last days, and today wasn't an exception. I only remember a fragment of a dream, and it was about some new house or some shit. On an island which was very quiet.

Well, no point in writing more down haha! I hope I'll get my B6 vitamins today. That would be kickass.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey hey. I'm thinking about introducing a REM rebound day more than once a week, I slept way too much tonight to just remember two fragments... I did have a long one, which I woke up from, all excited and I felt my head was filled with recent impressions and memories. But I couldn't remember it! I lay there for a long time, but nothing came to me... Anyways here's what I dreamt.

D1:Some guy calls me and offers me a job in the stone business. "The last guy we took in, he didn't fit really. We thought he had good eyesight. But he didn't, if you catch my drift" "Yeah, it's a metaphor right?" "Uhm yeah something like that..."

D2: I'm playing Entropia Universe. And get a big hit of Megan. "Aile" What the hell is aile? I think and look it up on the internets. 7000+ tons. "Omg sweet!" I start clicking and I tell Monica that I just made a couple of Ks. I have to kill a molisk which has a head like Stewie in Family Guy. And I see a rhino.

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

That's it! If I can get my ass out of the bed tomorrow, I will try to.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey! I barely had any dreams last night. Only a couple of fragments, but one of them was awesome haha. Perfect training for my coming LDs!

Dreamfragments

*I'm in a warehouse of some sort, with a couple of friends. There's cases of beer and booze everywhere, and I pick up a really strange bottle and it's 80% proof. We walk around some more and try to find a beer called "Man" We finally find the red can, it's a German beer and it's 7.9% proof, just like a real man wants it

*I'm walking around, and have telekinetic powers. I really have to make an effort when trying to make things move, and I make several objects fly around me. I notice that if the object gets more than two meters away from me, it will fall. I lock my door with it, takes a while. Then I'm at my grandma's house, and she slaps one of my things, which falls to the floor.

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

That's it! I've ordered some B6 vitamins. The pharmacist thought I was some kind of junkie when I told her I wanted massive doses of it. Let's hope it works!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I figured I'd write down some hallucinations I've experienced during the year. Most of these repeat themselves and I've taken down my snowboard atleast ten times.

I've noticed that the more stressed out I am, and worried. The bigger chance of a hallucination.

*Some people in my sofa wakes me up, there's atleast three of them and they're having a big fight and they don't notice me. I take my cellphone and starts filming, and after a few seconds they all disappear into thin air.

*My pillow is about to explode, and it's filled with alot of spikes. I take the other pillow and press down on it hard, waiting for it to explode. Nothing happens so I throw the pillow on the floor, and leaves it there for the rest of the night.

*Someone's standing by my TV, and is staring at me. "Who are you?" no reply... ten seconds later I realise it's just my bowl of change.

*I wake up, and realise what I've done. I have killed Yoda! He was inside of my pillow for some reason, and I killed him with my big, fat stupid head. I feel really bad and decide to put the pillow with Yoda inside, on the floor.

*There's a swarm of bees trying to sting me to death! I trap them under the pillow and hold it real tight. 1...2...3! I release the pillow and run for my life to the hall. I stay there for a minute.

*Oh no! My snowboard is going to fall down! I run and grab it where it hangs on the wall (it's on a pair of screws, stuck real tight) and try to take it down before it falls. I have to struggle with it for a few seconds before it comes off. I put it on the floor where it will be safe.

*A random stranger is looking in through my window! I grab my pillow with my heart racing, and decide to try to scare him off. He shouldn't be able to see through the curtains, but I can certainly see his silhouette. I throw the pillow hard and it hits exactly the place his head is at... Only to hit a flower. The pot falls to the floor with a loud crash and there's dirt everywhere.

*My friend Felix is crawling on the floor. I watch him closely and wonder what he's doing. He becomes a bag.

*Had to hold a long piece of toiletpaper from the wall to the end of the bed, I was measuring something really important... I became fully lucid in the middle of it all and started to laugh.

*This one's from when I was living at home with my mom and dad. I had my room just next to theirs.
I wake up in the middle of the night and the last picture I see is a prison door slamming in my face, by two laughing girls. I scream the most inhuman scream ever, a deep scream from within my throat, and I push away from the wall with all my might. The entire bed moves about a meter, and my mom and dad walk in the room from two different entrances. When they calm me down I start to cry, never been so afraid in my life.

That's it! Funny eh? I barely have them anymore, but around two years ago, I had them almost every night. Scared the crap out of me and I didn't get enough sleep because of them.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all! That was one frustrating night... I went to bed at around 01.00 and woke up again at 03.00. I had several strange hallucinations or whatever you call them. I can't really explain what I felt, but it was like I was trying to understand something. Something about Magic the Gathering. I had to have enough power bla bla... I woke up several times during the morning, but couldn't recall anything! I was so frustrated. But in the end, I got my LD!

Night: I am god. I know that I'm dreaming and I am almighty. I wake up and I'm really confused, did I just have a Lucid Dream? I won't count it as one, as it was more emotions and strange feelings, rather than sight. I do have have this godlike picture of a man standing in light in my head.

12.45 D1: I'm in our vacation cabin in northern Sweden. Me and my brother are going fishing and I'm trying to find a fishing rod. I find one and it's a modified spinning rod. "Can I use this?" I ask and show it to some of my relatives. "Hmm no... That's Lisa's rod" one of them say and I wonder who the hell Lisa is. A girl we call "Ankan" shows up and that's apparently her. "Uhm... is that her real name really?" I wonder and fail to notice the dreamsign! I end up having to fix the rod from scratch, with some piece of string.

D2: I'm at a hockey game with my cousins. I'm having a conversation with one of them, Michael, about melting temperatures. "Hey, how about kelvin?" I say and we're wrestling for some random reason. "Hmm is that hot?" he asks. "Yeah! It's like super hot". I start playing with an electric socket which is faulting. Sparks are flying everywhere, like it's a broken hose. "What if the current would be AC instead of DC?" I ask an old man, and he says it would be very dangerous. I can feel the shower of sparks on my leg and I direct the thing toward my little brother. He has hair in his armpit (he's 10) and he tells me he wants to go to sleep. I follow him to a room full of bunkbeds, and he lay down in one. I kind of wake up but fall asleep again, and the dream continue.
I'm at the other side of the room, in the other entrance and I'm trying to turn on the right lights, damn things won't do as I want them to! I can see six or seven buttons and I try to get the right lights to light up, for atleast thirty seconds. I don't want to wake up anyone, and finally I manage to do it.
Suddenly I'm playing a cool video game in the middle of the room. I got my feet on the table and the game is a cool version of pokémon. The creatures in the game keeps vomiting when I attack and the effects are awesome. The game evolves somehow and now it's about running in 2D. It's like guitar hero where you have to time the buttons, and I suck at it so bad! In the end, the pellets are counted and it turns out I didn't get a prize.

LD: I'm in my appartment, looking out the window. The entire landscape is moving, and it looks like I'm on a train. I point this out to Monica and she doesn't react much. I get lucid and instead of the building crashing into the next, it turns and continues down a slope. "Hmm, this doesn't feel right, we must be on a pulka (check picture). Suddenly we are, and I'm on the side. I feel like flying, so I make the pulka fly by willing it. We're far up in the sky now, just circling the home town. After like fifteen seconds, we start to descend and end up at my old school. I can feel the dream start to de-stabilize and remember instantly what I read on DV. About concentrating on my hands. I look at my hands and focus on my sense of feeling and sight. The dream stabilizes and gets very vivid right away. The feeling of cold snow against my hands worked great! I leave the pulka and start walking. I think about the task of the month, the elevator task, and decide to try it out. I know there's an elevator on the side of the building, but weren't you supposed to create your own? I decide to make my own and I tell Monica to wait for me, while I walk down a few stairs. On the bottom I expect to find an elevator, only to find snow. I close my eyes and try to concentrate. When I open them again, the snow is still there. I can see a door which is almost buried. "Hmm, what if I try to open the door just a little bit, and crawl in?" I think and I try to make it open. I start to feel my body and wake up almost instantly.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours


The damned buttons from hell^___________________________Pulka^

Well that's it folks. Feels great to finally get a proper LD, and not just fragments of one. I will try to rebound my REM atleast once a week from now on, it'll be nothing but good for me. I'm off to buy some B6 vitamins!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hello there. I don't recall ANY dreams last night. Maybe it's because I just slept five hours, or maybe it's because I lent my awesomeness to my girlfriend, who knows? Anyways I will give you guys one last old LD. This one's pretty memorable (even though I almost remember them all) and I had no trouble summoning stuff in it. I was supposed to summon a blonde gal, but ended up being a gentleman instead haha!

I'm walking around in a very dark maze and I can feel that I'm starting to lose the dream. I concentrate real hard on the dream and manages to stay in it, perhaps by touching one of the walls. The dream stabilizes and I walk out of the maze and enter a club. I lose my lucidity and I'm standing on top of an escalator with Monica, and the club is huge. To get down we go on a water slide and end up on the dancefloor, which is filled with water. The entire club seems to be inside of a big mall and I'm about to take a couple of drinks from a tray. Monica points out how disgusting the water is and I decide not to. We splash around in the water some then I take her into my arms, and we walk away to another part of the place. "My panties feel wrong" she tells me and I tug on them to correct them. A couple of girls walk by and starts giggling. I get lucid once again, and I put Monica down. "Hey, this is a dream" I say and she asks how I could be so sure. I try jumping and notice that the gravitation is a bit off. I double check my taking a look at a clock on the wall. "Do you wanna fly?" I ask and she nods. I take her into my arms and after a few jumps, we're flying through the mall. From one wall to another we fly and I try teleporting and it works. I fly down a corridor and ask her if she wants anything to drink. She just looks at me and smile. I know what she wants and I snap my fingers. A can of coke appears in my hand and I give it to her. A second later I realise she prefers it in a bottle, and with another snap of my fingers, I'm holding a glass bottle. We fly into the main hall again and land in the newly created V.I.P section. We've got a large table for ourselves and I ask her if she wants anything to eat. "Hmm, I want fish" she says and I turn my back on the table and try summoning different dishes of fish. When I turn around, there are plates with fish everywhere. We start eating some fried fish with potatoes and I start to wake up

Well that's it, man it sucks to not get enough sleep...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all. I can't remember that much from last night. This is the third day in a row where I can't remember more than one dream, which sucks! I have decided to try to wake up tomorrow, and not get more than 6 hours of sleep, wihch will make my REM rebound. Hopefully that gives me alot of dreams on tuesday! This is what I dreamt last night:

D1: I'm standing on the balcony of my old appartment. There's a small dog with me and suddenly it walks through a hole, and falls down! I panic and run to my old room, in which my sister is with a few friends. "Where the hell is my cellphone?" I bark and see it on the bed. I grab the phone and head for the stairs. Halfway down I meet my mom, and she's holding the dog. "He's alright, just a little shaken though" she says. I walk back to my room and starts yelling at my little brother for something

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Well, boring I know. I cba to translate another LD today. Might do it tomorrow though.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all, I barely had any dreams last night, which sucks. I do remember chopping up some onions... So here comes an old LD I had a few months back, it was one of the first LDs I had in which I didn't wake up immediately.

LD: I'm taking a shower at work, and I don't have any shampoo. I take some from a bottle next to me and do my thing. When I'm finished showering, some guy walks up to me and starts asking me about my education. "What are you studying?" he asks and points at my books. I tell him about it and he walks away. The dream changes and becomes totally random, suddenly I'm having a fight with The DEVIL! I somehow manage to trap him in a pile of coins, and hide them under a bed. I then take a newspaper and put it on top.



"You do realise I will break free as soon as someone remove these coins? He asks in his Devil-voice.

I start thinking about encasing them in concrete and walk outside. I follow a road which leads to an intersection and I time it so that the cars don't hit me. I realise I'm dreaming, and decide to try to jump. I go like ten meters up in the air and land hard on the side of the road, on a small hill overlooking the town. I feel extatic and jump up in the air again. I fly down to the gas station in a few seconds and starts circling it. A few seconds later I'm down on the ground and the dream changes somehow again. Suddenly I'm ontop of the hill again, only this time, a road leads down to a dock filled with dumpsters. "Maybe I should try skateboarding?" I try to summon a skateboard while running but it just won't work! I close my eyes and try again and when I open them, I'm on a skateboard, heading for a big jump. I do the jump and fly several feet up in the air, and do like four spins before I land it. I head for the lake, which is now frozen for some reason, and come to a river. I'm not on a skateboard anymore, but on a surfboard and it's like I'm being dragged by an invisible line. The river changes to a lush jungle with bright yellow bananas on the sides. I can really feel the heat of the sun, and the colours are incredible.



The dream changes but I still manage to keep my lucidity. This time I'm on a cruise ship, and I'm having an argument with myself. In the corner of my eye I see a room filled with porn. "Oh that's right! I gotta try to summon a girl" I start to read a magazine and I can see that they've actually taken those pictures right where I'm standing. The dream starts to fade and I don't get laid.

That's it folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. It was sweet.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I only had two dreams last night which I could remember, and they weren't long enough to write down. Something about being in a shower in a cellar, and watching the boss's woman touching herself, and some other dream about going on a hike. And packing my bag full of survival supplies.

Here's the last real lucid dream I had, it happened a week ago.

We're orbiting around another planet in our spaceship, and we're about to go down and explore it. A team of four people is sent down, including me.



We end up in someone's backyard and our readings indicate that the oxygen level is perfect. We remove our masks and take a better look around. I see three small human-like creatures running around. Their eyes are glowing yellow and they're scared of us. I chase them down and make them relax. They're just children I see now and not so scary at all. "Which one of you has the most power?" I ask and realise I'm dreaming. A small girl raises her hand and I tell her to destroy a wooden fence. The whole thing blasts away and reveals a deserted landscape. Suddenly we notice something up in the sky, it's a huge, yellow/green spaceship.
Apparently it wasn't welcome here and the girl starts summoning large meteors from the sky. The ship retreats quickly and I decide to help. I try summoning both lightning and fire, but nothing work. Disappointed I watch the ship go further away. Then I figure I could pull it back with telekinesis! I stretch out my hand and make a grabbing motion in the air, and pull towards me. The ship stops in it's track, and is suddenly coming back! The meteors continue raining down and they finally hit the ship, which explodes.
The dream changes.
I'm sitting at a table by the pool in the same backyard, and drinking beer with my friends. "Hey Matteh, why don't you grab me a beer?" Eric asks and I take a look at our backpack, which is lying twenty meters away. "Why would I go and get one, when I can make it come to me?" I ask and make a beer fly towards me with telekinesis. It flies past me and is kinda hard to control, but I get the hang of it pretty quickly. I do this four times since some of those beers were actually water bottles.

The ship in the sky looked something like this, only HUGE and alot longer.


Amount of sleep: 10 hours

That's it folks. I hope you enjoyed it, any questions or something just ask away.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all. Tried a MILD last night, not too hard I guess, but I still lay there for some time, chanting in my head: "When I dream, I will know it's a dream" and even some in the morning after waking up a few times. Anyways atleast I had a couple of entertaining dreams. Nothing compared to a Lucid one. But I know I will get one soon!

D1 Night: I'm at small stream with a guy from work. He tells me he want seeds from those strange three-meter tall plants growing in the stream. I look at them and they look like small trees with a huge pineapple at the top. I jump down from the plateau we're standing on, and down onto the dried up riverbed. "Hmm wasn't there a stream here just now?" I wonder. A narrator voice tells me that the plants like dry places, and I take a closer look at them. The huge pineapple have a hole in it I notice, and they are hollow. Inside I find a small ball-like seed, more like an onion, floating around in water. I can't take it out without destroying the plant so I leave it. I look at the wall of mud next to me, and remove some cloth. A black spider big as my thumbnail crawls away and I see several red ants. After some time I decide to climb back up and I notice the sky is turning darker, and everyone is gone. A few pictures taken on the plants later I start walking away. I walk through a neighbourhood and people are pulling out their cars.

Dreamfragments Night:
*I'm on a boat, some older men are in the water, and dragging the boat. "I thought it was deeper than that here" I say. "Nah it's pretty shallow" a man replies.

** I'm having tea with my family and some relatives. The muffins look great, with pink glaze. I try one out but I don't remember if it tasted as good as it looked. A relative starts having the longest speech ever about children and stuff. I think he's talking about Monica who's pregnant, but halfway through, I realise he's talking about his own daughter, who just had a child. Sadly Monica doesn't realise this and when the speech is over, she thanks them all. Everything goes quiet. I whisper to her that it wasn't her they thanked. She starts to laugh and takes it pretty well. She tells me a few minnutes later that she almost started crying.

D2 11.30: I'm walking up to a house with Monica. Suddenly I notice something's not right and I check the back. I can see a lion's tail disappearing behind the corner. I panic and run back to Monica and tell her to get up on the roof. We barely make it as two lions see us. On the roof I can now see four lions roaming around the house. There's a big hole in the roof and I look down. I see a girl with a skirt bending over and she's wearing a limegreen g-string in the kitchen. Nice! A second later the little girl (OMG) at the age of ten perhaps turn around and greets us. I'm horrified.

D3 12.30: I'm walking around in town with Felix, G and Monica. A guy on a quadbike almost runs over G and he kicks it as the guy stops. The guy gets mad and happy at the same time (?) and stalks off. G enters a restaurant and we figure he's gonna take a piss, so we take a seat outside. After a few minutes he comes back with a tray and a couple of plates. "What are you doing?!" I ask and he smiles. "I'm working, illegally!" "Uhm okay, why don't you say that a bit louder?" I ask and see two former classmates sitting at a table near us. We decide to go and they rise too. Suddenly I make eye contact with one (Charlie) and he greets me, and gives me a hug. I say hi to the other one (Seth) and ask them what they do these days. Charlie points at a big sign with some skiiers on it, and tells me he's doing skiiing tricks. "That's awesome dude, do you make enough to survive?" I ask and he shrugs. We start walking down the street and I hold Monica's hand. "What about you Seth?" He looks down. "I started this business with a classmate, and it didn't go that well..." Suddenly Charlie and Seth starts walking ahead and I tell them to slow down. They don't listen and soon they're gone. A car drives past and splashes slush at us. "What the hell?..." I think as the car crashes into a building a few yards behind us. Two more cars pull up and stop behind the car. I pull out my cellphone and try to film it all. Everyone in the cars go out and starts fighting like crazy. Suddenly they notice us. Some guy acts all crazy and another girl tells us: "Do you know how many people he's turned bisexual? How many guys he has ****ed?" The guy walks up to Felix and tries to kiss him, but Felix pushes him away. I really don't want to fight and tries to calm them down. Malin, a girl with us freaks out and takes off her pants. "I will show you that I'm not bisexual!" she yells and offers her behind to the guy. I pull her out of there and we start walking again. I calm her down and we're walking on a muddy path with numbers on the ground. I have a number in my hand and I show it to a little girl, who does the same. I feel like a handicapped person, and see some german writing in the mud. "This must be from WW2" I say.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

That's it! I've signed up to a MILD class with PercyLucid. I have high hopes for that class, and I know it will make me dream more. Btw: I often wake up and lay there thinking about my dreams, and I can see myself writing them down, even the feeling is right, until I realise that I'm just lying there. Is that some kind of False Awakening?

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hello everyone! I was supposed to try out the CANWILD method, in which you set an alarm, don't move a muscle and slip back to sleep. I was way too tired this morning to be bothered hah! If I don't have to get up, I won't. Anyways I did have a nice night, three long dreams and two fragments, in one which I had an LD! It was the shortest one I've had but still. Here they are:

D1 Night: I'm sitting at a table with my grandpa infront of me. He's about to have a very important business meeting and I'm there as his consult or whatever. I take out my cellphone and turn on the record function. I barely have time to put it in my pocket before a man enters the room. He greets us and they start talking business. I can tell he's really nervous and is sweating like a pig. Instead of talking to eachother, they start drawing pictures with crayons. Just random colors on the paper like a three-year old would do. I can see that there's text hidden in those symbols. Just as if there were cameras in the room, recording everything. After ages of drawing, the meeting is finally over. I go to the bathroom and take out my cellphone. The record had stuck at two hours. "Damn that was a long meeting" I say to myself.

D2 Night: I'm at McDonalds with my friend G. The girl serving me is a complete bitch, and as we are about to walk out of there, I tell her that her performance sucks. Apparently she is going home with us. G gets angry at me and starts whining. I really don't feel like taking his crap so I tell him and his new girlfriend to walk ahead of me. He agrees and I ask for the keys to the appartment. He throws them at me and starts running. After a few seconds he comes running back panting. "I forgot, I don't even have the key" I give him the keys back and he runs off again. I'm left all alone in the middle of the night and walks slowly home. After a steep hill I can hear some weird noises coming from a barn on the side of the road. I can tell it's children doing something bad, like drugs! I start thinking of going in there to scare them a little.

D3 Night: I'm on a cool boat with my girlfriend Monica. We're cruising down the river here in my hometown and Monica is hyped up. "We should put down crayfish traps all the way to the end!" I try to turn the boat around but it's too narrow! Somehow I manage to do it anyways but the boat almost turns over in the process. I can hear glasses shattering under deck in the cabin.

D4 10.30: I don't remember much but I'm with a girl dressed in black. Suddenly I get lucid after remembering the girl in the bathtub. The girl in black lay down and I position myself ontop of her. Instead of getting that nice feeling, I'm starting to feel my body. "No, no, no!" I think for myself. "Someone told me to concentrate real hard on the dream, it might work!" I try concentrating and the dream doesn't vanish! I'm once again in the dream and I try to move a little, it feels nice but the dream is too fuzzy for it to be exciting. I black out a few seconds later.

D5 11.30:I'm in a cab with my friend G. We're going to Mörby and I'm wearing a thin jacket. The cab stops and we get out and starts walking towards the subway entrance. The guy in the booth is sleeping so I tell G to just walk on without paying. On the very slim escalator I see alot of people, wearing ghetto-clothes. "Hmm this must be the new ghetto in Sweden" I think for myself and we enter the subway station. Apparently there's a new track being opened today. It includes 10 new stations and the old track is closed for repairs. I don't recognise any of the names on the board and I don't really know where I'm going. A train enters the station and we are about to get on, only if they hadn't occupied the entire thing. We end up standing on the platform, watching the train leave the station. But wait? We're the ones moving, not them! I point this out to my friend Felix and he agrees with me. "This is awesome!" I say and fall down. I feel really drunk and can't stand up properly. The tickets on this new train, are wooden sticks of some kind. I'm holding two and I notice that I'm wearing my winter-jacket. "Wasn't I wearing my autumn-jacket?" I ask. "And where's G?" I figure he must have left on the platform or something. Suddenly I want to get off the train, and ask if Felix or Eric wants to come with me. They don't and I walk out all by myself. I'm in my home city again and in the middle of a roundabout. I run to the other side of the road and cars have to stop. My shoes are now some kind of flip-flops and I'm greeted by two alcoholics with no front teeth.

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

I just signed up for a MILD class. I really hope I get in, since I'm not really a newb. But I do need the motivation and some tips on how to achieve lucidity. I just think about it alot and hope for the best.

Any suggestions? Are RCs really THAT important? This is what the paintings looked like in the first dream:


Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I tried to sleep as much as I could this morning, hoping I would get a Lucid Dream but I didn't.
I didn't even have as many dreams as I wanted, I could only remember three. And I think I have to change my sleeping cycle if I want more, I will do that tomorrow. The time at the beginning of each dream, indicates when I wrote them down, and the dream itself happened inbetween.

D1 Night: I'm in my appartment, waiting for some guy to come. I am about to sell my old Nintendo 8-bits. I can hear the doorbell ring so I open the door. "Hey, welcome" I say and he enters the appartment. I show him the console and he starts checking it out. "Wow this is a really nice piece" he says and I agree. "You know, depending on the quality of the sound, you could get 900€ for this kind of thing. If you sell it like this, it will sell for like 100€ tops" I am starting to regret selling him the thing and remember that I have another Nintendo in my closet. "Hey I got another one, it's a newer version, do you mind if I sell you that instead?" I ask and he says sure. I bring it out and it's indeed a newer version. It's gray and black and has a much cooler shape.

D2 10.30: I'm in a car with my girlfriend. She's driving around in circles in a tight spot and howls in joy. "I want to go on an airplane!" she yells while I'm sitting there next to her, barely affected at all. I'm having a conversation with my friend Eric. I think it was on the phone since he wasn't in the car. Anyways I'm telling him some stuff that has happened, and he keeps telling me: "I know, you told me already" I'm starting to doubt my memory, it's usually very good.

D3 11.56: I'm shopping for some groceries with a couple of friends of mine, we buy some oranges and get on a bus. I see a really obese girl outside and points at her while looking at Felix who's sitting in the back of the bus, he smiles at me and I turn around. I do the heartsign with my hands over my head and the bus stops. Some people gets on and starts complaining about our cart being in the way. They find their seat after alot of fuzz and a former classmate of mine starts whining about it. She has a mustache haha. We arrive to our destination at last and we get out. We're at this beautiful farm on the country and are greeted by the farmer and his wife. A small dog barks at me when I'm walking past them. "Haha that dog has a cool bark for its size" I think to myself and I take a look around. The sun is shining and there's green grass everywhere. The rest of the group is already down by the sea. I head towards them and starts to walk down some rock in which there's a big pond. I slip and hurt my knee and the oranges get all wet. After a complicated walk I'm in the sea and I can really taste the salt in the water. "Hey Matteh, which games do you play, Diablo 2?" some guy asks me. I tell him I used to play it before, but not anymore.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Well that was it. I probably won't dream as much tomorrow. But I will probably have one or two dreams. Otherwise I'll just write down an LD I had a few days ago.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!