Mezzanine

I'm going to make this quick so I can run to class and take my Art History final.

Part 1... I was at a high school football field with a track running around it and there was a big storm coming with a lot of wind. I was running track and then all these metal poles started coming at me from out of left field, just rolling in my direction... like pvc pipe but metal, like maybe ten feet long and an inch or two in diameter. So I started running away from them but one nicked me in the leg. Next thing I know, I'm in a house in the kitchen and someone's telling me they need to amputate my leg!!!

Part 2... I'm at the beach with my mom and we're looking for something to eat. We go down the strip and there are all sorts of touristy shops and some vendors selling chicken strips and fries and like fair food. So I ordered some chicken strips with honey mustard sauce and the guy selling it to me says I have to wait eight hours for it to be marinated! So I go looking around in some shops and I find magic mushrooms for sale. There are two plants, one's a fly agaric and the other one's brown with white spots. So I grab a baggie that was under the shrooms and pick the tops off of the fly agaric and bring it to the register. They were only 60 cents an ounce.