Mezzanine

so, Friday night the only thing I remember is something about a limo.

Last night I was at a holiday party at Andrea's sister's house, drank three beers and we spent the night there. I went to bed around eleven because I had had a hell of a week at work and was exhausted. The party was loud until about two in the morning. And I was cold.

One part: I was in a mall and my friend Emily was there. And another girl I don't know. There was a kiosk in the middle of the mall about two stories high. It was full of stuffed animals and I wanted a panda with magnets in the hands and feet for Andrea. Emily got up on the top level of the kiosk and started throwing down stuffed animals asking, "is this one ok? how about this one?" Then I'm in another store in the mall called "Grandma's Attic" and there was a boy trying on glass slippers. I was so mad that he was trying on girls' slippers that I found a slipper and started hitting him with it. Then I ran away and went to customer service in the mall and there were some older women there and they asked me if I knew what happened at Grandma's Attic. So I told them what went down and they said, "He was trying on girls' slippers and you beat him up? Good for you!!" Then I had to go to the bathroom and I found the corner of the mall and there were a bunch of cardboard boxes. I tried to hide behind them to go to the bathroom and this Asian guy peeks in and asks me what I'm doing. So I ran away to find a bathroom and he follows me into a small bathroom and leans against the door and it looks like he's going to break the door down because it's barely on the hinges. I tell him to get away from the door because it's going to break and he does. Then he tells me he wants to have sex. He starts taking his pants off and his penis looks sooo strange. It's cone shaped and prickly. He says it hurts. I said I bet it does looking like that!!

Another dream: I'm at Andrea's parents' house. We're upstairs in the computer room and her dad tells me to go downstairs by the front door. I go and find two ice cream cones and a big mac. The ice cream cones didn't have ice cream on them, just the cones and ice cream down inside. I bring everything back upstairs and I eat the ice cream cone but I really wanted the big mac, but Andrea's mom was eating it.

Then I was at the top of the stairs yelling at some kid. He was on the ground and I was on top of him yelling that he needed to pay $25,000 to the guy whose leg he broke, and did he just think it was ok to drift through life letting everyone pay for his mistakes?? Andrea's dad came up the stairs and just looked at what was happening and smiled and nodded in approval.

There was an envelope that Andrea's dad told me I had to look in. It's a 9"x12" manila envelope and inside the envelope are printed pages with pictures and descriptions of houses. Apparently I have inherited all this property and I have to choose a house to live in.

Then I'm getting into a hot tub. I went to look outside for it, but it was inside.