Mezzanine

SO excited that I woke up and remembered like 4 parts to my dreams from last night.

First, I am in a public bathroom with a girl who is not my wife. She's younger, I dream a lot about being in high school, but I don't feel like *this* girl is that young. Anyway, we're in a pretty large bathroom stall and I'm taking my clothes off. I don't remember talking much. When I take my pants off, I'm wearing a strap-on, and the girl is so excited about that. I can't lie, I'm pretty excited, too. But the shitty thing is that's all I remember.

Next, I'm at some sort of high school play. Then it turns into a trial. My first girlfriend is being charged with something that would result in the death penalty. They find her guilty and she is hanged. Above a pit of fire and sharp wooden stakes. Then I'm in a cafeteria and she's there, but she doesn't realize that she's dead. There are all these different backpacks on the lunch table and I start picking them up and putting them on. There are three other kids at the table with me, and I yell at them, accusing them all of being nerds, and why do they have so many damn backpacks?

Next I'm in bed with a girl I dated briefly. It was nice and romantic, and I felt safe. We were laying together comfortably. Then she's gone and I am taking my cat for a walk on a leash outside. My parents are there and then the cat's gone. I look for her and she starts running away, so I grab the leash and in the process it tightens around her neck. I scooped her up and took her inside.

Then I'm in a pool. Like at a swimming event. I'm with a girl who is not happy that I'm married. I look at her, and she's smokin hot. But she's way too young. I remember thinking, but not telling her that she's too young and probably immature and I don't think I could handle that. She looked kind of like Spencer Hastings from Pretty Little Liars. Then there's a swim meet and there are boys racing. One kid isn't paying attention and he starts late. He ends up coming in second. We were all amazed at how fast he was when he was under water.