MrIrony

Dream Lucid Me DC DG?

I "wake up" and go downstairs. There´s an container full of candy in my living room and I take couple. (Even though I wasn´t lucid, I was amazed how real it tasted.) I look at the clock. 8.30. I´m late from school! I run outside and ask my parents to drive me to school. They promise to take me after they have done this. (Whatever they were doing.) I´m in a hurry, so I start to argue with them. After awhile, I just decide to walk because the thing my parents are doing seems to be taking forever. Suddenly I understand i´m dreaming. I start to fly, and I soon see some gang of kids. I land and go talk to them, but they attack me. I still haven´t learnt to fight in my dreams, (Atleast not, you know, fireballs and such.) so I do it the old fashioned way. A.K.A. punch them in the face. Once the fight´s over, I go to talk to a little boy who´s standing a little further."Hey, do you know where my dream guide is?" , I ask. "Follow me." , he says. I follow him trough an basements window. But there´s no one there. "Ask your math teacher, he knows better than me." , the boy says. I fly away, thinking I saw my math teacher a while ago. I end up on some schools yard. I try to fly again. I take some speed and jump in the air. But I land on my stomach. Couple of DCs laugh a bit further away. I try again, same result. After a few tries, I understand, that I need to start with the slow "swimming style" and then switch to the faster style of flying, not skipping straight to fast style. I fly over tree girls, shouting "See you later, suckers." Why can´t I stop shouting insults at DCs? The girls fly after me, grabbing my ankle. (They tend to start grabbing my ankles in the middle of flight when I make them angry.) I shake them off, but they just grab again. (The reason I need to learn some fighting skills: my DCs are douchebags if pissed off.) Shortly after that, I wake up.