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I find myself going to Algebra(DS). But, I'm a girl(Odd...). Apparently I recently fell into "Spring of Drowned Girl" in Jusenkyo, China(I watched a lot of Ranma 1/2 last night before bed). I'm wondering if Mr. Eckart will be at all suspicious. I go into his room in girl form. I walk over to my desk and sit down. Philip and Sarah don't seem suspicious. That's odd. Mr. Eckart now comes in and sits down at his table. He doesn't notice how I've changed. He's about to start the lesson, when there's a problem. We hear the loud roar of airplanes. Mr. Eckart tells us all to go outside. We all rush outside up a hill(that was never there before...dreams). We turn around. Now we small airplanes from our airport fly over the school. They drop bombs! Holy shit! Now, a large fraction of the school is engulfed in flames. What...the...hell...was...that...?! What the fuck just happened?! Now, Mr. Eckart instructs us all to run. We keep on running. Eventually, we reach the city. I see we're now being followed by the remaining students from the school(DS). We all get into some buildings. We wait and listen. Now, some others in the building explain what's happening. Confederate soldiers have come from the past. They've overrun the north by using airplanes with bombs. Well, that's not strange at all...WHAT THE FUCK?! Now, we hear the roar of planes again. Shit! They're gonna bomb us! Then, a few bombs come through the ceiling and hit the ground. Phew! They don't explode. Odd. A few people walk up to see. Then, they explode! Oh shit! They're dropping delayed explosion bombs! I estimate a five second delay. The bombs were only about the size of a low table table leg. The blast didn't even cover a ten foot radius. But it killed about ten people, cause they ran up to the bombs like retards. Now, more bombs are dropped into the building. Right next to me and a few others. SHIT! I now dive out of the way. I make a hard landing, and the mini bombs explode. I climb back up the stage I was on. Two more bombs land there. SHIT! We all start to kick them back and forth. Then, I dive again. KA-BOOM! All the others up there die. What the fuck?! This is bullshit!!!!! I get up. I huff and puff.
"If only this were a dream." I say in my girl form voice. "Too bad it's not." another person replies. Then, I realize something. Why was I in school today? School's been out since the 3rd of June! I'm now lucid! My timing couldn't have been more impeccable. "Wait a minute!" I say. "This IS a dream!" Everyone looks at me like I need a trip to the crazy house.
"No it's not!" a girl says. I walk over to a table where I see a turquoise ball.
"Really?" I say. "Watch! I can make this ball go through my hand!" I pick up the ball, and try to make it go through my hand. Um...shit! It doesn't work. I really am not having a food time proving myself. Wait! I have to do the 300 TOTY! Well, I haven't had any luck with making portals. So, I'll do the trusty Turn-Around Method! Time to...I awake. NOOOOOOOO!

NOTE: A long time ago I became a werewolf in a dream, so now I like to keep that trait. So now that I've got the curse of a Jusenkyo spring, I'm going to keep that trait as well.