non-lucid

The Great Flood
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm seeing the Earth from above. It's flooded real bad and there isn't much dry land left. A narrator's voice is telling me what's happened to the remnants of humanity since the flooding. Then I flash to the present pre-flood era.

I'm holding an object possessed by some demon or evil god, and throw it away from me. It flies up into the sky and opens into a spiraling anomaly. It's the gravity from this that caused the flooding. The evil thing speaks from withing the anomaly, and angry at me for rejecting it, tell the entire planet that I'm the one responsible for the flooding. It tells them to get me!

I run and everyone I come across is out to get me. I make a good run for it, but they eventually capture me, and bring me into a room with two other female prisoners. The captive women suddenly pull out melee weapons and surprise attack our captors. One has a really long staff weapon and complains she has no room to wield it. I pick up the slack and fight our captors with my fists.

We overwhelm our captors, and one of the women says her boyfriend is rich and has a spaceship. We find him and take off into space. The ship is equipped with some sort of device that will collapse the anomaly. We launch it, wait, and nothing happens. It's a dud.

I wake up here briefly and fall back asleep as I'm recalling the dream, which causes me to have the same dream again. Only this time I'm armed with knowledge of what happens in it.

I know the entity in the anomaly is about to turn everyone against me, so I get a head start and take off running, keeping out of sight as much as possible. I make it into a house, and I see the neighbor looking at me through the window. I tell her to come over and bring her daughter, since I'm going to need females to repopulate the planet with.

I call up the billionaire and tell him to get the space ship ready. He demands to know who I am, but I just tell him I have his girlfriend with me and I'm bringing her to him. Get that damn ship ready.

To get to the ship, we need to go through the base of some body snatcher aliens. All the aliens are lined up outside waiting to get in, and I get in line. Another human girl I know who has infiltrated them calls me to the front of the line and gets me in so I don't have to go through security.

We find the ship and launch into space. I take a head count, 4 guys and 5 girls. I figure we'll pair off into couples, and wonder who will get the 5th girl. It would be unfair to leave her alone with no lovin', but I don't really want to deal with the other women getting jealous.

Not the Destroyer
Recall: 3/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I enter the NAC building, and inside there is some sort of pageant event. Girls are being awarded various titles, and seemingly at random, the award me the honorary prince title and put a robe on me. The girls are all young, like 18, rich and snobby. They show absolutely no interest in me, and I figure there is no point wasting my time here, so I leave. The officials there try to stop my as I walk out into the snow, but I ignore them. Somehow I end up back at my apartment.

I go out into the hallway where the retarded girl from American Horror Story Rushes at me. She somehow dies along with another girl, possibly killed by her creepy mother. Her death was staged to somehow get me to destroy the world. I was somehow granted amazing powers, and dark forces or entities are trying to get me to use them to burn the planet by getting me to focus on dark things, but I'm resisting, not letting my attention get hooked on the negative.

We end up putting the bodies on the bottom of a lake. Next to the lake is an ancient temple. The building is shaped like a man holding the world on his shoulders. I then see it floating a hundred feet in the air with the stones burning. Apparently, that's what's supposed to happen, what I'm supposed to do, and I'm more than a little impressed by the power required to pull that off. But I'm still determined that I'm not going to do that no matter what.

I head back to my apartment, and on the way back, everything on both sides of the road is on fire. The panic and destruction threatens to overwhelm my senses, but I focus on ignoring it, staring straight ahead down the road and ignoring the flames that surround me. I will not get suckered into sustaining that scenario with my attention.

I left out a few of the more mundane parts of that dream. It was pretty long and there was more to it than that, but that's all the good parts I can remember.

Alien Invasion
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Left Side (Right Brain)

I'm in my high school, when our school is attacked by vines. They are growing and spreading super fast, and killing everyone. The vines burrow right into people and full them until the burst. I'm running around the school trying to get out and avoid the vines. The vines seem to cover all the exits

I have vines coming at me from both directions, and run out into the court yard. I think I can climb up on the roof which seems clear, and make it out of here. I begin to climb a section of wall that is covered with netting, but when I get to the top there is a vine growing along eaves trough. I don't want to risk pulling my self over it so I drop back down. On the ground I watch some strange vegetation spread over the courtyard. I try to avoid it, but eventually there is nowhere for me to go, and it grows right under my feet. But it doesn't kill me.

"They want the rest of us alive" someone says, "They've killed enough and want the rest of us as slaves. Several walking plant creatures show up and lead us to the principal's office where their leader is sitting, a plant creature in a dark robe with a flytrap head with lipstick. While we wait to see her, I watch her human secretary slave work. THe poor girl has scratches all over her face. While talking with another woman, the secretary breaks down and starts say things that will get her killed.

I grab the secretary by the shoulders and calm her down. The evil plant queen thanks me, and says she will have the girl carefully prepared, and her skin sent to me as a token of gratitude. She then hands me and some other guy a turtle, who will be our overseer.

We leave with our turtle, get in a car and drive down the road. Up ahead in the middle of the road is a giant sea turtle. I swerve to avoid it, but we crash, and our turtle rockets through the window and skids on it's underside along the pavement. We run out to see if it's OK, and it seems it's shell kept it safe.

I look up in the sky and see several UFOs approaching. I figure we're going to be in trouble for endangering the turtles, so we run into an apartment. There are a couple inside, but they seem to be under some sort of mind control and can't see us. We munch some freshly baked cookies while we watch them.

The wife indicates that she is horny. She is blond with big tits, and me and the guy with me look at each other with a look that says "should we?". We do, and bring her in the bedroom and fuck the shit out of her. I finsh inside her just as she's coming out of her trance. She's a little angry at us, and tell me I wasn't even any good. I'm like "Oh yeah?", and stick it back inside her and really fuck the shit out of her. There's no denying she enjoyed it now.

We go back into the kitchen and the wall morphs into a door. I go through the door with my buddy and we find ourselves in a human settlement on the water. Someone gives us a small boat and tell us to go see their leader. We get into the boat and see sever shops on the water, a nursery full of babies. At first I thought this was a free settlement, but then I see several people fighting over money and think the aliens might be in control of this place.

We dive off our boat under water, where it seems I can breathe, and enter an underwater building. We wait to see the man in charge, and when we do we talk about books or something.

(next part is fuzzy, not sure what happened here.)

We are outside the human settlement, about to sneak in. A woman with me has some sort of makeshift vehicle to ride the train tracks. As she motors along, she collides with another woman on a small cart thing also riding the tracks in the opposite direction. The wreckage has produced several metal discs, and the strange woman says she had dibs on the money, and scoops up the disks.

While that was happening, I was watching strange yellow clouds in the sky, and see more UFOs coming our way. We take cover in an abandoned building, where a small group of rebel survivors are hiding out. Another woman shows up and says one of the aliens saw her and she had to stun it. She tells me I have to come and finish it off. I go outside and bash it's head in with a rock.

We walk around the other side of the building, knee deep in water, where several red skinned reptilians corner us. It would appear we're fucked, but I think to myself that I've read this book before, and I know one of these reptilians is on our side and will turn on his kind and join us. I'm just not sure which one it is

What's Mine is Mine!
Recall: 6/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I find a chest plate and other armor, and put it on as I walk down the street. Along with the armor, there is a children's toy, one of those ball poppers on wheels you push along with a stick. There are several pieces to it, and I put them in, which makes it look kind of weird.

Then I realize I have no shirt or coat on, and it's winter. My skin is practically blue, and I turn around to look where my coat is. I see it about two blocks back on the sidewalk. I put down the toy and head back to collect my coat, but before I get there I see a truck pull up. A guy gets out and walks over and picks up my toy thing. He heads back to his truck and I cut him off telling him that they toy thing belongs to me. He ignores me and tries to get back in his truck.

I tell him again that it's mine, and demand he give it back, but he doesn't comply. So I walk up to him and give him a surprise kick in the shin. The guy predictably doubles over and I knee him in the face, straightening him up again, them pummel him with punches.

I love how I have almost no inhibitions in dreams.

This dream gets nasty!

Pony Girl Loves Spiders
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm staying in a very cheap motel for work, where they only charge 20$ a night. At first I'm sharing a room with my uncle, but then end up sharing it with the guys from work. It's lunch time, I'm hungry, so I ask Shane for some money. I know he got paid for the job we did today, but he tells me I'll get paid at the end of the week. I have no money on me, and I'm supposed to eat nothing all week? Like I'm going to trust my money in the hands of a crackhead. I consider beating the crap out of him and taking my share of the money, but he has his kids with him, and I don't want to beat his ass in front of them.

Shane goes out with his kids leaving me alone in the room. As I wander about, I see a cluster of spider webs, out of which crawls a large red spider. This spider is 4 inches long and scampers towards me very quickly. I try to move away, but the spider always comes right at me, I can't seem to shake it. Turns out the spider is just following me around like a loyal dog, and just lays there at my feet. Now I'm conflicted. The spider behaves like a trusting pet, yet it's still a big nasty spider and I wanna squish it. Just then Shane comes back in the room and steps on the spider, taking the choice out of my hands. I kind of feel bad for the poor little guy.

Now I begin to see large spiders everywhere. There is one on the staircase bigger than my hand that won't let me pass. There's no way I can sleep in here with these things on the loose. Shane says he has an idea, leaves, and comes back leading a pony. The pony suddenly runs to the table and gobbles up a large spider that was underneath it. Apparently horses just love to eat spiders.

We lead the pony over to a railing with a very large spider, and the pony becomes a red headed girl. She reaches into the webs and pulls out a big fat black spider, and pops it into her mouth, chewing like it's delicious. Disgusting. I tell her there's still a huge spider in there, but she says she can't see it. I point the spider out. It's greenish and it has a body the size of a cucumber. Pony girl can't eat this one in one bite, and I turn away so I don't have to watch her eat this monstrous creature.

School Trip
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in class in high school, and my english teacher announces a class trip to somewhere tropical. Cool! They trip is in a couple of days. I later realize I don't have the money to go. I show up at school when everyone is leaving for the trip, and chew out my teachers for now giving us enough notice to raise the money, yelling at them. I don't like that they have a special event just for the rich kids.

I see many other people can't afford to go either. Then I see Beaudoin, who hands me a couple of LSD tabs, which I take. I leave school and end up at a party. The party is hosted by some kid who's father is Iggy Pop. Iggy hand hands me nice chunk of weed after spreading honey oil all over it. I smoke it and it's really good. Plus my LSD is starting to kick in.

I see myself in the mirror, and the LSD has caused my eyes to shrink. They are just tiny, way out of proportion to the size of my head. I wonder about them taking that LSD and going on the plane for the school trip. People must notice the tiny eyes!




Fragment: Windy Swim
I go swimming on the river. It;s a windy day, and the water is all choppy, but it's a cool spot with nice beaches and various rapids.


Fragment: Exploring
I'm exploring a little village by bike, looking for the river. I come to the area I think it should be, where someone points out a map on the wall to me. I can see the rivers I was looking for, 2 of them, just ahead on the map.

Waited way too long to write these out, and my notes were kind of incomplete.


Fragment: Potter World
Everyone in the entire world is a harry potter style wizard, all standing around doing wand spells.


Fragment: Stolen Good
I'm in a bar, when I enter a room that has tons of stolen merchandise. I go through it looking for something good, but it's all crap, like boxes of gum.

Dolphin
Recall: 4/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm on a boat, and we pull along side a dolphin half sticking out of the water like a buoy, his nose in the air. I reach over the side of the boat and pet him, which sets the dolphin swimming. He swims off, then comes back and swims along side the boat. I reach into the water to pet him and play with him. Then I jump in the water to swim with him.

Next thing I know, all the people from the boat are in the water and the boat is gone. We swim to a spot where there is a sunken chest we want to recover. I dive down deep, and am surprised that I can hold my breath for this long. IN fact is seems I can rebreath the air already in my lungs.


Fragment: Shot in the legs
I keep getting shot in the legs. They are pretty much only flesh wounds, only puncturing the skin, I have about four holes around each knee.

Fragment: Harp of Doom
I come into possession of an angel's harp. When I pluck the strings towards me, drawing them like a bow, it kills people. Obviously very bad people want this harp for themselves. Waves of mafia guys come after me, but I decimate them with my death harp.

Fragment: Zombie Run
I'm running from a horde of zombies. I run up to a school, but unfortunately the doors are locked, so I kick in the glass doors. The zombies can get in the broken door now, but there are double doors at the staircase with reinforced glass. I close those doors and lock them, then wait for the zombies to pile it. While the zombies are busy battering the double doors, I run off and find a back exit, leaving all the zombies behind in the school.

Unknown Evil
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Right Side (Left Brain)

-I'm in a room with 2 guys. One of them is a sorcerer, and asks us if we have an orb. I pick up a candle and start looking around on the table for one. The other guy, Jesus from True Blood, pull out a metal ball bearing and give it to the sorcerer.

The sorcerer takes the "orb" and drops it in a white candle with a black rose on the top. The ball bearing fall through the black rose, breaking it, and the sorcerer performs his spell.

-I run outside looking for a place to hide from something terrible. The car I came in is full of people already hiding, but I see a school bus. Only a few people cam in that bus, so there will be lots of room to hide in it. I go in, and at the back of the bus I see a shower curtain in the corner, and I curl up in the corner and pull the curtain over myself.

The cute girl who was sitting in the back of the bus comes in and sits next to me, which I like. The bus driver gets on and pulls out. As we drive away, more people run up to the bus and wanting on. The stand in front of the bus, but don't get on. Then some of the people disappear. Then each time I look, the scenery has changed and we're in a different location. I can't make sense of what's happening and wake up

Not sure which of those 2 segments came first. And I can't remember at all what the hell I was running from, but it was really bad.

Been having the most amazingly interesting action packed dreams lately. Figure I better start recording them again.

Parasitic Snake Epidemic
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Right Side (Left Brain)

I'm sitting in class in college, when I see the professor has an indentation in his solar plexus. It looks like somebody poked a finger deep into his flesh and left a little hole there. A small green snake pops out of that hole and bites my arm injecting me with venom. The venom was to rot my body and make a home for the little snake, who looks almost like a tadpole. I grab the squirmy little guy and wrestle him towards the guy sitting next to me. The snake burrows into his skin and disappears into the guy's body.

The snake's venom is quickly taking effect on me, turning patches of my skin a translucent green with what appears to be slime underneath. There are also large patches of puss filled blisters on the green skin. And it's spreading fast, not just on me, but to other people too. The snakes get into people, reproduce, then infect other people. Almost everyone I see is infected with patchy green bloated skin.

I see Andre, who is inspecting the infection spreading up his arm. He complains there is something wrong with his veins, and I tell they are dead. He begins to pull them out strings underneath his skin. We go outside and see our teacher Mr. Perrault, and he tells us he's working on a way to treat this outbreak. Just then I cough up what look to be a cluster of tiny eggs from my lungs, and I figure there is no way he's going to find a way to treat this in time.

Not wanting thousands of those snakes hatching inside of me, I decide I'm going to kill myself. As I'm preparing to do it, tying a rope into a noose, it occurs to me that the snake never entered my body! It went into someone else, and I'm only getting the effects of the venom. The realization that I'm much better off than everyone else because they all have snakes reproducing in them suddenly leaves me optimistic that I have a better chance of surviving this than anyone.

I get together with a group of friends who say they heard that northern latitudes help fight this infection. That doesn't make much sense to me since we're already in Canada, but I figure a colder climate might help combat this awful infliction. Right before we leave, I need to take a shit and sit down on the toilet. I unleash a torrent of what looks like green baby food from my ass. The thought of what this venom is doing to my insides is depressing.

We pile in a car and drive north, arriving at some cabin. Inside we encounter a blue Djinn of both sexes, servant to a powerful sorcerer. I think it's kind of hot until I notice it has a penis as well as breasts. After having sex with it's master, the Djinn stands before us in the main room and motions to a wooden altar in the middle of the room. It seems like it might be able to help us.

And that's where I wake up.

Kids these days...
Recall: 8/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm on some sort or reality show, going in and out of third person. There is a man in a house who lets me stay with him, sort of my sponsor. He's an odd fellow, but uncharacteristically wise. He shows me to my room where I sit on the bed and look out the window.

I can see in the window of the neighbour's house, where two teenage boys are dancing with two girls. They spot me watching them and start acting all tough. They go to the window and continue their show of bravado. Next thing I know, they are outside my window pounding on it. I go outside and they continue to harass me, wanting to fight. I oblige them, and punch the oldest one in the face just once. He drops to the ground and his younger friend doesn't know what to do.

The kids and their family are NWO, and won't let this go. The kids were genetically engineered to be superior and larger, so it's unacceptable that they lost to me. Their whole family comes over for a rematch, where I will fight the oldest kid again. They show up, and the reality show film crew are capturing it all. I ask them if they really want to embarrass themselves on camera, but they are dead set that we finish this.

We step out into the street, and the kid and I fight. I'm expecting another easy win, but he kid displays an excellent knowledge of karate. He blocks my first few punches with ease and counters with punches and kicks of his own, which I too avoid. I catch his leg during one of his kicks, planning to pummel him in the nuts, but somehow I can't find the right opening, or even move to strike at all. I finally break through that mental paralysis and punch him right between the eyes. He goes down and our contest is over.

Had pretty good recall lately, and have just been overwhelmed with too many long dreams to write down.
This one if from today, and I may write down some of the more interesting ones from the past week later on.

TSA at Disney Land
Recall: 6/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

My family and I are at Disney Land. We have just entered, and my brother and I are walking along the outer gate when we are accosted by security police. They begin to give us attitude, and when we try to extricate ourselves from the situation, they accuse us of hiding drugs and demand to search us. I tell them "I don't submit to searches", but they grab us and begin to search us anyways.

One really tall security guard in particular is a real dick. He's over 7 feet tall, and I think to myself he just thinks he's tough because of his size. I wish his buddies weren't around so I could cut him down to size. They tall guy puts is hand down my pants to search me, but he just fondles me with a sneer, enjoying his abuse of power. I rage quietly inside the whole time.

They finally let us go, and my brother and I walk down a hallway filled with old people. There are walkers and canes littered everywhere. I pick up a metal cane, and think this would be a good weapon. Then I spot the tall asshole. I grab another cane and use them like my legs are crippled to sneak up on him.

Just as I'm about to jump the guy, I see my parents, and figure I'd better let them know I'm about to be kicked out of Disney land so they don't go looking for me. Then I go up to that tall son of a bitch and whack his knee, which drops him to the ground. I beat him senseless with the metal cane.

Back at our Hotel, there is a wicked awesome anime on the television. It's about a guy who's the only one who can see this demon-like entity with a goat skull for a head. It's always surrounded by they spirits of the people it's killed. The main character doesn't trust the thing, but he finds out it's incapable of lying, and it tells him he's the chosen one. But chosen for what he doesn't know.

Fragment: Zombie Girl
I've arrived in a cavern via submarine or some sort of craft. In it we find a little girl with thick white geisha like make up. There are holes in her make up coverage, and underneath the flesh looks rotted. Another little girl with me accuses the rotting girl of being a zombie and trying to hide it with the make-up. She begins to punch the zombie girl in the face.

Then everyone begins choking on sweet acidic bile.

I wake up with the taste of sweet bile in my mouth. Drank a pepsi before bed, and it obviously didn't sit well. Must have come back up during my sleep and influenced my dream.

Thursday Feb 3. 2011

Shelled Aliens
Recall: 8/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm sitting in class when I notice some gymnasts in the hall. They flip and tumble by the open door of the class giving my a good view of their crotches in those tights, and I make appreciative comments to my friends. Then we notice a female weight lifter at the end of the hall. She has a dumbell and is approaching us doing a series of repetitive moves. Her body is also mostly covered in a large blue tattoo, and I comment that she kind of looks like the hulk. My friends tell me to call here that, but I say "No way! She'd probably kick my ass!"

I leave class and pass a group of people in the hallway chanting "I'm a slut" over and over again. I somehow reach the conclusion this is a result of alien mind control, and go outside to look for the space ships. I don't see any UFOs, but find some seashells that I put to my ear, thinking I might hear the alien mind control signal. I only hear the seashell sound of the ocean.

When I look up from the shells, I'm on the grassy part between two highway lanes. The grassy part I'm standing on is overrun by colorful 9 foot tall mollusk shells, moving about. Some are red with purple, others bright green and blue, others purple and orange. These shells contain the aliens.

I avoid the aliens and keep going until I meet up with two army guys. Together we go to a little suburb where everyone has been killed by the aliens. The army guys pick the smallest shack of a house and try to break in from the backyard to set up a base. While they try to break in, one of them gets shot.

They surviving soldier pulls out a sandwich baggie full of different pills and begins to pop some.

Goonie's Treasure
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

My brother and I are sweeping out something like train cars, from the back to the front. Each one was a level of some treasure dungeon we just completed. We get to the front compartment and a group of us begins pressing colored crystal buttons to gain access to the treasure.

Some people warp to the treasure container while others stay behind to fiddle with the crystal code. I say I want to be there when the treasure opens to see it. We hit the combination of crystals to warp me to my desired location. I fell myself begin to fade out and reappear elsewhere in total darkness. I then hear an error message saying thee are already 2 emerald coffins and 2 gemstones in this area, and I warp back to where I started, curious as to what the gemstones looked like.

As the others play with the crystals, I walk up to the bone keyboard from the Goonies. I press some keys, and the whole thing falls over, then sinks into the floor. A small bar then appears in it's place, and that too slowly sinks into the floor. I try to get the other's attention, but they ignore me. The bar reappears and again sinks through the floor. I call to the others again who finally look.

Somehow, I've reset the entire dungeon, and we have to start everything over again. We think it should be easy this time because we know what to do. The room we are in gets a large puddle in the middle of the floor that begins to expand. There is also an extension cord plugged in the wall and sitting in the puddle.

"This room was electricity!" one of my companions says. Another runs up and quickly unplugs the cord. We think that solves our problem, but two glowing electric hands materialize out of thin air. I can't remember how we dealt with this last time. Perhaps luring the electric hands into the extension cord? I look for the cord but it's gone.

The electric hands chase us and we flee before them. They almost corner me a couple of times, and I just narrowly avoid them. They chase, way too close for comfort, and I sprint up some stairs. The hands encounter an invisible barrier at the bottom of the stairs, and flame up as they press against it.