The Nomad Chronicles

[B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="green"]Peace with the Templars[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

I float up out of my physical body. I am Cannabis Deathgawn, the Cannabis-G0d Archdemon. lulz... I am great Archdemon with leaves growing out of me. The remote viewers are watching me. My fly pods on my shoulders pop open, and millions of flies swarm at their eyes.

I laugh. PEACE PEACE! They cry. Sh... We are defectors. Sh! I look in their eyes, and scan their dream bodies. Yeah... They are orange like RV'ers, and they both have a parasite in their gut.

Hm.... I take the RV'ers to a blank room in the White Void. I hum and shoot soundwaves out of my hands at the parasites. The parasites wriggle, then break apart, flying out of the dream bodies.

"Oh, thank you! Ha! Now the government can't track us. Listen. We are on your side. Almost all of us are. They control us with fear or greed. The two of us have been trying to exorcise these damn parasites out of each other for weeks, but we can never completely perceive them. Listen, we have a message from the Master Remote Viewer who now lives on the dream plane. 'We come in peace.' Please understand that most of us signed up for surveillance, mainly to find caches of weapons and such, not to invade dreams, spy on dreams, or spy on people's waking life. Malkus is a a key player in what is to become. The best way to prevent war or to stop war is to become friends with your enemies. This is how love is more powerful than hate."

Alright. Let's smoke some weed. I open a portal to Castle Cannabis on Mars, and gesture for the RV'ers to go through I step into the Wormhole after them. There is a green dragon in the wormhole, The Wormhole Wyrm. He jokingly says his name is Puff. He smokes a long Sherlock pipe and gives me a thumbs up. He has a beard and spectacles. Ok...!

We pop out on Mars. The Cannabis vines curl and grow, glowingly growl over the black walls of Castle Cannabis. LOL The RV'ers eyes bug out. I ask them their names. They say they are Joe and Snake. I see their true forms. Snake is a hot chick. She looks like a superhero. I ask her why she is wearing that black cat suit in waking life. She laughs and says something about dulling the senses. It's like an isolation tank when combined with the Mindfold and earplugs. Interesting.

It's a fucking party, bitches! Colored lights glow under black translucent stone. Dubstep thunders from the castle. I summon three silver disks for us to ride on, and we zip into the castle. The castle is full of stoned darklings partying. When we enter they throw graffitti on us.

[COLOR="#ff00ff"][FONT="Arial"][SIZE="5"][I]Angel[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]

I decide I am going to summon Angel. I unzip a tear portal in the fabric of time and space. I see her in a dream dancing by herself in a club. There is some douchebag annoying her. I flick him away with my finger, and grab her, pulling her into my dream. "Nate! We're in your dream!"

"Yes. I want you to remember this. I know you won't. I don't care anymore. I miss dreaming with you. You are an amazing soul. I understand now. You are not Selene. I still love you, my Angel. I have loved you for thousands of years, and I will love you for thousands more."

I pull her close to me, and kiss her gently, then passionately. Lights explode out of dream bodies. We spin together and we are kissing on a giant lotus blossom in the sky. The lotus is constantly blooming. There are thousands of thousand petal lotus blossoms in the sky all around us. I run my hand down her back, and all her chakras open and spin. Translucent red spikes grow out of her back along her spine.

The kiss ends, and I stare into her face. Her eyes turn from dark brown to red, fully red, even the whites, like an albino's eyes, but redder. She grows fine white fur, and her face changes and becomes a deer, and she grows large antlers. White angel wings burst from her back. She wields a halberd.

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I crack my neck, and become a giant alligator man with bat wings, wielding a trident.

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We battle. The sky grows dark. We are on a desert plain. The soil is cracked and dry. There are mesas all around us. A black thunderstorm rolls in and dumps on us. KRAK KRAK KRAK go our weapons, as we strike and parry like two ancient gods.

I grab her staff, and pull her in close to me. We transform into humans. I laugh at the absurdity of everything. She looks at me shyly. We kiss and spin again. We are in one of my pyramids in the City of Nowhere. It's actually a tent shaped like a pyramid. Holy shit. We are at Burning Man. Our tent is full of big pillows. There is a huge hookah in the center. We take some puffs of it, and recline on the cushions. There is Indian music playing. I playfully draw Cleopatra eyes on her face. She puts eye make up on me. "Hey stop it."

"You look like an Indian or Egyptian god, Nomad." Her eyes grow large and she looks afraid of me. I roar and transform in Anubis.

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She is Cleopatra making an offering to me on a desert plain on a stone altar. I take her hand and lead her into my tent. I ask her if she wants to be a goddess. Her eyes grow large again, and she nods her head silently. "You are Cleopatra Selene." I place my pitch black hand on her heart chakra, and white moonlight comes out of it. White light pours out of her eyes. I become a human.

"We are we." She faints in my arms... then disappears, waking up.

I look around. I am at the Great Pyramids. AHA! Andres, Andres! I see him sitting at a desk, writing furiously.

"Hold on Nomad. I am writing in my DJ... my "notes" DJ. Just some quick notes before I forget..."

"Dude, look at me, we are at the Pyramids! We are dreaming!"

'OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT!"

Andres takes off into the sky. He flies into a portal. A second later he falls out of the sky laughing.

"Dude, I just woke up, but it was a false awakening. I dream I got ready for school, then, I realized I was dreaming, and I wanted to come back to this dream, so I went to sleep, and it worked! Let's battle so I don't forget.'

Andres and I have two quarterstaffs. We flip and spin as we battle. "Dude this is awesome. Let's go to the Moon."

I summon the Moon dragons. Andres and I each get on one. I open up a portal in the sky, and we fly to the Moon. Puff is winking at the girl dragon I am riding. I feel her blushing. Weird. We land on the Moon.

"DUDE THIS IS SO EPIC MAN."

There is a strange yellow man at the entrance to the Biodome. Nephanim? "No, but I am like him. I was wondering when you were going to get here. I am Nephanim's dream guide, in a sense. I am his surrogate Sense-er."

"I don't know what that means."

"I am a projection of his from another dimension. You see, his Higher Self created me, and put me in a pocket dimension for all eternity to store all knowledge for continuity of self throughout his soul's journey through space and time. I am what's called a Soul Piece."

"What is your name?"

"I have no name. But, I am the Nth Master."

"Hmm?"

"I am creator and lord of the Nth dimension of this Urthan universe."

"Urthan?"

"Yes. Urth is actually not a planet, but a type of planet in every galaxy in this universe. This is a distinct quality of this universe."

Andres and I look at each other, then back at the Nth Master.

"You know, you all have Nth selves in my dimension, and they are all me, and I am all them. Anyway, follow me."

He leads us into the Biodome.

"Let me show you...."

He shows us the energy of all things, brilliant color... everything is swirling and moving.

'Now you see the life and death,
fullness and emptiness,
less is more, more is less,
bless the god, love the goddess.'

Suddenly Andres and the Nth Master move forward in time. The Nth Master is teaching him all kinds of strange things. It looks like I am watching them in fast forward.