my DC's usually ride scooters |
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Two DC's admitted they slept with my friends wife. |
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my DC's usually ride scooters |
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I keep rereading that Auron, and it doesn't stop being funny |
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Months after a zombie apocalypse has engulfed the world, a lone moron somehow wanders into the middle of the country (without encountering a single undead creature) to where I am with Daryl Dixon. Upon seeing me she exclaims, "There are zombies out here!! Did you know there are zombies out here?" |
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So in my dream I was dancing with the girl like when suddenly my grandma appears out of nowhere and here is how the conservation went. |
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Dreams are a part of reality, sadly too many people ignore this fact.
best gma ever |
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A DC told me: "Paul Getty thinks you are luminous." Googling turned up rich people. I still haven't received my inheritance. |
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Me: (Splashing around) The water doesn't even feel like water! (not lucid, but actually believing I was in a virtual reality game) |
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I'm very exited after I saw some pictures in a newspaper about some Vampire Gothic Style film which apparently has a lot of hot scenes, blood and sex. When I'm turning on the PC in order to google about this film (which I was not able to read a single word in the paper), I get to the OS login screen: |
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Last edited by Box77; 06-17-2013 at 12:04 PM.
Even in my dreams people tease me for being short. |
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I've got a few more recent ones, though I personally don't think they're anything too special. |
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My mom woke me up in bed and started shouting at me. "You're a nutmukked megaped! You do nothing! I want to put you up for adoption! You're ugly! You're sexy!" I asked her how I was sexy and was trying to comprehend her answer but I woke up. |
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Haha wow!! |
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Had to do some searching, but I found some! |
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My Dream Journal: INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal
Previously Known As: ineverwakeup13(2010-2011) and ineverwakeup97(2011-2014)
It was Hurley from Lost, I see this in text but I can hear his voice too "No, dude, it's fine! Don't worry about it, I'm alright, I just got hit by a meteor!" He sounds irritated and a little sarcastic. |
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This is literally the best thread of all time. My favorite quote was the one where the librarian slit the throats of the two ambling girls. I laughed for like five minutes it was so random and funny. |
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My Dream Journal: INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal
Previously Known As: ineverwakeup13(2010-2011) and ineverwakeup97(2011-2014)
Just remembered some other ones. |
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My Dream Journal: INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal
Previously Known As: ineverwakeup13(2010-2011) and ineverwakeup97(2011-2014)
Me: "It's okay, everybody! There are no boobies here! *whips out penis* But there are pee-pees!" |
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ERROR 404: SIGNATURE NOT FOUND
Me: "Why is he so sad if he has so much power?" |
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DC-Girl: "I missed you." |
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Wasn't really a DC that said this, unless you count computers. I was on my school laptop doing a statewide testing and on the screen was the question:T Rex asuaral assault rifle? And the answers were: yes, no, and can you repeat the question. It would have been perfect if maybe was in there. |
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Last edited by Brony; 07-03-2013 at 04:02 PM.
A man summons Arthas in my bedroom. The Lich King demands to know why the deformed man at my door has one leg stump that is more red than the other. When I say I don't know, he tells me that as the man's creator, I should know. He tells me I need to figure it out. I pace around the room frantically. |
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From just last night... |
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From last night's lucid... |
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My Dream Journal: INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal
Previously Known As: ineverwakeup13(2010-2011) and ineverwakeup97(2011-2014)
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