Hey Everyone!
This is my first post here. I have always loved dreaming, but my interest was heightened ever since I first viewed the superlative movie "Waking Life". And buying the first few movies in the Nightmare on Elm Street series helped (although there are many contradictions and paradoxes in those movies I still enjoyed them)
This is a great forum, and this thread is probably the funniest I have ever read. Here are a few entries from my dream journal: (I hope you like one or two)
1. My sister Courtney and I are walking in an aisle in a classroom. She is in front of me wearing Jeans. Then she does the voice of Ferris Bueller's best friend ( when he uses the Principal's last name of Peterson to trick the snooty Restaurant worker into thinking he is a cop) and says, this is Sergeant Peterson, LAPD! Exactly like the movie! I remember laughing my ass off in the dream.
2. My sister Tracy receives a ransom note, which I read first. It says they want 33 000 dollars by tomorrow. I ask Tracy what she is going to do. She says confidently that she will give them 50 dollars in loose change. I am thinking to myself, I highly doubt that will work!
3. One of my first lucid experiences had me in a bingo hall, or rec center. I ask people what the Lotto 6/49 numbers are going to be for the next draw. 3 or 4 different people give me numbers, but there is always duplicates like 5,7,7,34,34 etc. Samuel L. Jackson tries showing me the numbers, but he decides he has a better way then just saying them or writing them down. He decides to bend paper clips into the numbers to show me. Anyways, the numbers end up being something like 2,3,6,8,23,26. And a woman has a ticket that says June or July 4. (This dream took place on July 1)
4. I am playing soccer in school hallways again from my old high school. I seem to be on a breakaway after ramming a kid hard into the lockers. I approach the green school main entrance door and ask an old teacher how do I score? He says to aim at the pictures of kids from Africa/developing countries that seem to be up on the wall in the porch of the school.
5. There are seats set up, and a podium with a microphone. A real asshole from high school stands up to the mike. He is wearing a very nice suit and looks good actually. He starts making a speech. He says “Congratulations to the crowd, we have the greatest turnout of seniors yet!” He seems proud, but the very funny thing is that in the maybe hundreds if not thousands of seats set up in this park, there is only 3 or 4 seniors attending! (Sitting near the front right). They start talking, like supporting his speech and he yells at them to SHUT UP! It is too fucking funny.
6. In another lucid dream, I am on a balcony with a female priest giving a sermon to her cult followers, whom are standing in a crowd with her in front of them on a large platform. This church is dark, and there are no pews. She looks up at me, and I make a remark like, there is no god, I AM YOUR GOD. And I start floating in the air. She does not seem to impressed and goes on to state that she doesn’t believe in Jesus Christ but Jehovah.
7. I dream about the Simpson’s. Homer is sitting on his couch, talking to a young guy. The young guy might not be animated, I do not remember, but Homer definitely is. This kid is holding up a small bird house. Homer asks: So the Moose fits in thereeeeee? The kid says nooooooo fairly sternly. Then Homer says: Gotcha. But the moose goes in there then? The kids again says nooooo, but more loudly and sternly this time. I wake up laughing hard, it is so funny.
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