Thread: What are all the 2012 predictions?

One more hour. Is anybody feeling the apocalypse coming?

Didn't happen.

Back to your mundane little lives everyone. From the start it was so obvious this is just wishful thinking for sad little people. "Don't worry, my life might be shit and boring now, but on 2012 I'll ascend to a higher vibration! t-then I'll b-b-be happy!"

No. You're tragic and your life is grey and mundane. The true change will come through hard work, time, and determination. There are no quick fixes, no external saviours- only you, and you are both sculptor and sculpture.

Anyone who expected this was also hoping for it. I think that says all that needs to be said.


I would hope this will knock people out of their bubbles of bullshit, but it won't. They'll keep believing in some other equally vague and unjustified supernatural phenomenon or impending end or god or rapture or whatever. And because of it they will never live their lives

Every day, Jesus coming soon! 2012 soon! Ashtar command soon! vibrations soon! and then suddenly, you're in a well lit and sterile hospital, and as you breathe into your little oxygen mask and every bone in your body aches with age- your eyes widen- the wrinkled skin around them twitching in grimace and frantic horror and regret- as you realise that was it.

That was life. Waiting for fantasies.

Live today.

Well I didn't get zapped by the Almighty Cosmic Ray of Sacred Consciousnesses And Positive Vibes... but I did have an epiphany. Most likely sparked by the significance of the day and time, rather than supernatural forces, but the New Agers did say I'd "awaken" today so...

Blasted hippies, you win this time...

I was hoping some top secret lab worker nutjob would decide he was the chosen one to deliver our doom and release a highly contagious airborne zombie virus. Oh well..

on DivineCosmos.com the guy who's been promoting 2012 ascension, golden light, transformation stuff for years now has changed his tune to "Oh it's a slow process that begins on the 21st of december and reaches maximize capacity in 100 - 700 years".

Basically, he's now given himself enough wiggle room to keep selling his bullshit materials for the rest of his life.

I kid you not, this is a genuine apocolypse pod made for the 2012 prophecy. Click to enlarge.

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Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Back to your mundane little lives everyone. Live today.

My life ain't mundane, and it ain't little because I live today.

I slept through the apocalypse. I hate it when that happens.

The truly Enlightened know that the end of 2013 is the true Doomsday. You probably haven't heard of it.

Originally Posted by Forsaken

I think I'm going to sleep in reeeeaaally late.

Well, my prediction came true anyways.

I want to go for a bike ride, but I don't want to get killed by zombies. Such a difficult decision...

So much for "higher consciousness" or whatever crap the New Agers predicted. Shocking, they got something wrong!

Originally Posted by BLUELINE976

So much for "higher consciousness" or whatever crap the New Agers predicted. Shocking, they got something wrong!

But what if you're already uber conscious, you just don't realize it yet? Like Jeff said, we won't truly see the extent of our transformation for another 100-700 years from now. Gotta wait it out, son.

700 years from now is when the process picks up to where we can notice it is happening if we are already enlightened. The big event will happen after another 5 million years.

Well, despite the pessimism based on media hype - I'm sure the mayans are having a great time celebrating year zero. Plus, I'm sure they've got good food too.

Yea their probably enjoying.

Today, I woke up, and honestly contemplated my mortality. This was enough. I hope you all did the same.

Some of us have jobs.

One prediction came true, this was posted on reddit a couple of months ago.



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But the end didn't come.

It never was supposed to be an end, but a new beggining. Yes... Just like a normal calendar, but the difference here is that this calendar is far from just organazing and plan out the time it takes for the earth to travel one cycle all around the sun (A year) the way we do today.

This Mayan calendar mapped out SO much more, and well if you want to know exactly what that is, you have to research that yourself, since I would probably have to write a book here if i wanted to do that.

Here is a few things summarized: Spirit Science: Lesson 5 - Keys Of Our Past - YouTube (Around 08:00)

So this new beggining might not have a significant value of people that are primarily living in their left brain (steps and current logic), but to right brain (random and whole-perspecitve thinkers + left brain male + right brain female - energy.) This shift has a great importance. Either if you are spiritual or not, changes will begin to happen, but it's your choice if you want to understand it or just not care.

Here is a non-spiritual explanation of the equinox though: Year On Earth - YouTube (Around 03:20)

For me only western minded thinking can be a little restricitve, and thinking a little out of the box can help you understand new things, even though at the time it might not seem logical. Much love to all the skeptics though. =) (I was once a skeptic as well. What changed it? Personal Experience!)

And let's just say that the most optimal time to get that kind of experience and understanding is NOW!

Inlakesh!

Oh, I know what Nostradamus predicted. He predicted that that stupid fucking song would go away when its YouTube video gets 1 billion views. That is what the Mayans predicted too.

He never actually said that btw. I don't know where the quote came from, I think it's just made up.

And if you looked at the graph, it would have been pretty easy to see it was going to reach 1b on the 21st, assuming the trend continued

Sure it is, champ