Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Discussed a DV project with CanisLucidus and Sensei and became lucid mid-conversation, then took Sensei on an adventure to a secret location...

Dreamt I ate snails. Bwadr!

I dreamt of colourfully iridescent beetles, which had been stowaways on a boat from Africa, they were about 15 cm in length and very flat, and when they were afraid they poked their head through their behind from below, so that they were like a loop, head coming back out on top at the backside - while this might sound a bit disgusting - they were very popular and people bought them to decorate their gardens with.

I was driving through the countryside and noticed a car like mine, except this one was a little bit better. so I got out of mine and proceeded to commandeer the other one, the driver ran away and a had to chase him before he told police. he reached a country town and I shot him in the head, another guy noticed and I had to put two in his head and finally batman(Affleck) glided in and I put three in his head before running away.

+ trying to kiss my date to the prom my dad interferes, we go but the land inflates and we'll be crushed unless we get out, I think we've missed the prom but some kids tell me it was moved to February

+ walk by an opera bass singer I want him to say some advertising jingles like "NOW how much would you pay!?" then I think about going somewhere I'll probably have to teleport

+ I'm looking for some girl I'm listening to people talk about her so I can learn where she lives I go to some dormitory and see girls sitting in a dining room, a family is there with a rent-a-child

+ In a low-lit fancy restaurant I'm observing a number of tables I watch a smoker blowing huge billowing clouds of smoke into the air and watch it swirl as the circulation system tries to suck it away, at my table there are some women we're trying to look at through a camera/binoculars one women comes up to a young man

+ going through a security checkpoint, the guard pulls one guy ahead of me through the detector, in a store with racks of clothes all of them are tiny sizes, the worst teacher in the world named Rowena <something>, a girl doesn't want to go to college any more because being a doctor in a small town hospital is completely different from a big city hospital

+ in a large hotel for a conference I refused a ticket now how wil I get in, check out tubs of bottles of wine my friend needs the meaning of the secret code so he can play his game

I made a really embarrassing dancing video for CanisLucidus to push myself outside my comfort zone, and he teased me by telling me he was going to broadcast it on the big screen at a film festival.

I was trying to start a small plane to get it out of the hangar before the bomb that was attached to the tail exploded, I could get it started so I jumped up out of the cockpit and ran up the nose towards the propeller and leapt curling into a ball as it exploded and the force threw me straight into the hangar wall, forcing the wind out of me.

I ran into some old friends from prison and they were doing really well and we all played a game of cricket while we were catching up and getting reacquainted.

I went to the Royal Adelaide Show, which is a big yearly carnival, and I was walking around and feeling so overwhelmed by the crowds and all of the people that were there.

Another awesome multi-sleep-cycle dreaming night with good retention, woohoo just need to start converting these to lucids somehow.

+ escape from the bad boys to the golf course (near-epic)

+ signing a contract to take care of the doctors baby for 2 weeks for free

+ my kids catch me with NSFW content on the laptop and unclothed lying on the living room floor, very embarrassing

+ KS's father allows me in the club, luxurious and crazy tennis, exchanging gifts with Arnold Schwarzenegger

+ attack on our club I am a newbie with a shotgun getting advice from a veteran I shoot an opponent starting the war

+ playing chess he's really pushing his pawns my pieces are not yet on the board put them there use queen to back up my pawn break

+ tennis test I pass with faster and faster and more and more accurate volleys I may play Ivan Lendl I go look for my shoes and socks to get ready to play

+ elevator in the hardware store they're evacuating go outside it's cold/rainy need to get back to the other section of the store which is far away

I was watching a clip on youtube. (Which makes me wonder, is it possible to attain lucidity when you're not "there in person"?)

I'm not sure if this one one of those hypno-the-one-before-waking-up hallucinations because I recall being sort of awake...

But anyway, to my dream/hallucination.

I was watching this clip with three guys making their own gin, but I only saw two of them and only one at a time. The first one I remember the clearest. He was in charge of picking juniper berries. He wore nothing but a red t-shirt, his legs were hairy and when the camera zoomed out on him I could see his bum. I feel like a troll but it's true I did dream this!!!

That's basically what I remember. For some reason they were all partly undressed, according to the first guy.

Unfortunately mostly just fragments last night:

+ a girl is very talented at making hand shadows

+ we're selling/throwing away a box full of my kids toy weapons (bows, crossbows, swords) on the street in front of our old house -- I think they may still want to have them in order to pose for pictures

+ there are cars crashed in front of the hospital (2 parked normally one wedged/crashed in between them) -- TZ is there driving without a license, standing besides and polishing a baby blue old volkswagen/porsche in the parking lot

+ driving trying to turn left across multiple lanes into a mall at the last minute, stick my arm out the window to stop traffic, pull into mall, see a little van advertising some service with a lot of NSFW words in it, it's actually a cross-country-ski trainer, trying to buy a toy in a toy store from a foreign language speaking young man, many (Garfield?) toys have been sold out

+ a woman is sending (herself?) money to the US and hopes to earn 13% interest in a quick turnaround, I'm trying to take a CG into a room somewhere (in medical clinic?) but am concerned someone may walk in.

Your dreams are always interesting Fryingman

I got a nice dream yesterday were I was a US soldier fighting in chine, and I tricked an enemy soldier to giving me his jeep after he blew up mine lol

He drank my whiskay!! HE DRANK MY WHISKAY!!

Black lab is pooping

I started cutting my hair and the clippers ran out of power halfway through and I didn't know what to do about it.

Non-lucidly smooched Xanous and Original Poster, and then lucidly smooched CanisLucidus for Hukif's dare.

+ murder mystery my partner double crosses me with another partner but we double-double cross him, my gun only shoots red currant berries.

+ entering a science museum, I think we may get in without having to pay

+ the toy/model/hobby store has moved to smaller quarters at the end of the row, they only have pre-fab construction toys no models, lots of lego battery holding pieces

+ in an open kitchen, the appliances are making funny noises, I watch the automatic cheese slicer in action in the refrigerator

+ I cry face to face with the creepy girl doll/fairy thing that there will be no more of her kind for all eternity

+ talking about paper vs. plastic in the grocery store, waiting in line for a free cashier

+ crazy racquetball: doubles with older women: sesame seeds on the floor, multiple service lines, the old woman serves raw meat instead of the ball

+ I attack incoming (zombie orcs?) with my elven sword, my partner wants their pants, I see 3 pairs of my jeans on hangers

I had a strange toilet experience, the toilet wouldn't flush and then when it did flush, it didn't flush properly, the water came out of the bottom and into the tank instead of the other way around.

full DJ entry:
http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/fryi...nscious-59436/

+ plane hijack/crash, they're trying to knock everyone unconscious on board by the G-forces of sudden turns, crash land in Southern California and there's a mirage of water that turns into a moose who allows us to drink from the real water in the tree

+ I see DD and her mother and "daughter", I feel affectionate towards them and go to join but D ignores and disses me in a garden maze, I leave in a huff, swear at my sister, and see an advertisement for quarters (the coins) being an important part of Thanksgiving dinner (!)

+ My wife and I are talking in my childhood home garage (only realize location after waking), her eyes change from brown to blue and back several times and I'm frickin astonished by this and keep trying to manoeuvre her eyes into better light to see better (missed this one! argh! LD on a silver platter!)

+ (lucid) in a theatre, see a poster with the word "dream/er" on it, get lucid, walk around, some fun with a CG

+ (lucid) I'm rubbing my left hand on my son's left shoulder, he's intently watching a TV/microwave, I realize I'm dreaming but feel my awareness is at the bottom of a well, very unstable, just keep rubbing and rubbing and eventually can start walking, more rubbing hands on a sink, dive out the kitchen window to the street outside.

The US has become so bad that we decide to move to Canada, which is now run by a religious cult (but still better), and I get killed by a firing squad there twice.

I spoke to Hyu and Original Poster about a dreaming technique in one dream, and spoke to a non-DV friend about lucid dreaming in another dream... no lucidity, d'oh!

I smoked DMT but it was like copper bars. I was surprised it did nothing to me but after a few minutes everything started melting and colors and lasers started flashing me.

The rich Asian man would only hire half naked male bodybuilders for the IT dept leaving me feeling fat and over qualified.

I went shopping in a big department store and as soon as I entered, a salesman approached me and then proceeded to follow me everywhere trying to sell me everything that I even more than glanced at.

I was yelled at for trying to help someone get home in the dark.