Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Trying to get back into this by posting daily dreams, even if I don't get them off paper and into the computer, yet.

1) Odd but enjoyable dream playing Runescape (mmporg) where they have released three new desert quests, including one that takes place in the Citharede Abbey, that involve massive amounts of graphic sex with lots of attractive characters, including a big-breasted blonde ... if you get everything right, by the end of the three quests, you can set up a massive orgy.

2) At school, choosing partners for a project before the gym teacher starts planning our training of thieving and magic skills, and a walk through Marshall parks leads to my killing celestial hosts from the Titanic episode of Doctor Who and taking Amy Pond as my high priestess, then playing a computer game that is a cross of Runescape and Gauntlet, killing massive crowds of monsters while my health increases drastically as I start dual wielding under EOC, when suddenly I am a government agent landing after a mission, eating yogurt that hasn't been refrigerated for a week (yuck) then find myself hugging my high priestess and a friend as a sort of practical joke! Phew!

Although I couldn't fit it into the above run-on sentence, there was also a scene with a happy professor Snape, who was shooting strong stinging hexes at students because he didn't know how to show he was happy, which sent me into gales of laughter.

I went to the airport to buy my boarding pass before I bought my airplane ticket to insure that if I ever had the money to buy a ticket I would at least get a good seat.

Cleaning out my pantry and making a list of what we have.

Very boring, and when I woke up nothing was done. *Tear*

1. Zombies!
2. Got to tell off this kid that I really really dislike IRL.
3. Why am I at a mansion, and why is there a poster of Bryan Cranston?
4. I'm a doctor, but first I have to use my special 'doctor's pistol' to defeat villains from the show Breaking Bad.

Bit of a chase dream that almost, but not quite, reached nightmare status.

I am at Magic Mountain, when I am knocked down by a cross between T-Bag (Prison Break) and Linderman (Heroes), who is trying to use me in some kind of scam, and when I figure out the scam (which would not only get him banned from the park, but locked up in the real world for credit card fraud) he starts hiring various employees to attack me, and things are getting more and more violent, while running through the amusement park.

Mogwai had a concert in my attic.

My entire life was a virtual reality, I woke up from it in some kind of lab.

I gave some bacon to a girl from my art class, got a message on DV that said they needed help.
DV was purple and there was some cardboard texture in the upper left corner. :l

Yesterday ... All over the place weird.

1) Making friends with a couple Harry Potter characters on the Turnpike, attacked by bear and peacock in my convertible, fixing roof while avoiding wolf, eating bad poptart when beggar refuses it, and taking college placement tests with Riversong/Magic School Bus lady at YMCA.

2) Making delivery of supplies to printshop I used to work at, then leaving with boss who pays bum to give him a ride to truck (a block away) on bike (is charged $100), before lady floats, I do the same, lose all traction on my bike, and go to 'my' apartment (that I've never seen before) to pick up chicks for sex. And fail.

Today ... you'd swear I was on drugs, but I wasn't (and have never been in my life) ... but extremely psychadelic.

1) At beach, tidal wave coming, so go to fifth floor of hotel, only feet flooded, except it was a fake, never happened (but it did). Little kid is comic book colorist, doesn't want to do it anymore, but has a contract, news reporter telling about Maze Agency to convince him. Mixed family redoing Brady Bunch in the original clothes from series, looks really, really weird. Strange sci-fi kind of scene, barely remembered, then racing kid on sort of rocket-powered snow sleds where he gets caught up in a truck accident that we're hearing news report of aftermath as the accident is happening, before I am walking past nude people who aren't nude because that would get them in trouble, and I get stuck in a psychadelic world with a heavy techno sound and flowing rainbow colors over everything, stuck in a sort of escher-painting-like world with elevators that turn into optical illusions as you are trying to use them, and people are firing multi-colored razor-sharp discs at me to keep me from climbing out, except they bounce off me. Oh, and Betty White and George Takei were in there, as well.

Two days after my last post, and nobody has had any dreams since ... must be a slow week, dream-wise! 8-D

Saturday: 1) Kind of a cross between the X-Men and the Men in Black, I find myself a member of a secret group with powers, and have just recruited a lovely lady to join us when I am sent out on a mission to beat some thugs. I wipe them out, and they can barely touch me, but when I find myself facing Japanese Ninja Bakers, I find myself in trouble, until a gorgeous blonde amazon steps in to help ... I decide my new recruit is going to have to share me!

2) Walking toward the mall, I find I am pursued by thugs, and end up watching a gorgeous high society type, to the vocal dismay of a minister that I tell off because he is a wretched hypocrite!

Sunday: 1) Talking to my friends TJ and TJ about a crazy street in Tampa, when TJ runs off, steals a car, wrecks it on that street, and returns, now pursued by the sort of mob boss that owned the car; TJ has run off, and the mobster and his thug have come to kill TJ, but I've falln in love with her, so I say over my dead body, and fight for her.

I was searched all over europe for impregnating a random girl, at first I was pretty upset until I came to the conclusion "I never touched anyone besides my girlfriend and most likely never will, let alone produce a noise-bag (commonly called baby), and why should I be searched for that anyway?" so I got lucid, searched for a DG again, but with no success.

That dream was induced by a hypnosis session from Jody Whitely on youtube btw.

Van doors should be shut when driving at high speeds.

-My sister bought something she couldn't pay for
-I was trying to go fishing and this shopkeeper wasn't helping (what is it with me and antagonistic employees?)
-I was naked in high school because I misunderstood the assignment

Met with a dream guru, and found my dream guy in need of me.

I practiced using telekinesis with just my mind and no hand movements.

I was at a rave with bulimic people. Later people started to snort corn starch.

1.I had 30 minute ten chain lucid of awesomeness. 2. Dog's are mans best friend, hug your dog. 3. your prescription glasses are actually dimension warping devices. 4. Watched an animated film about mid evil sea monsters, by Pixar. I remembered a lot last night.

1) I did some bizarre ritual involving chopping off a donkey's tail so that I could travel in the Australian outback
2) The entire inside wall of my brother's house was an ant colony
3) Walking in the ocean
4) My brother owned a store
5) A gang used Harry Potter memorabilia shops as a front for their operation

I had a dream last night where I was doing all sorts of reality checks but they failed, I was even explaining to a DC the differences between dreams and reality.

-I was in a small cabin in the mountains and was with the 11th Doctor trying to solve something.

-At an amusement park on a train ride.

I was on an endless stairway in a lucid dream, I tried to look for the end but there was no end so I hollered my dream to show me to the first floor and it did.

-I was with a friend and we made a fort out of pillows and blankets.

-In the dining hall at school I accidentally spilled spaghetti everywhere.

Climbing on a jungle gyms really tall so stupid people would fall off and die

A completely uncompassionate doctor told me to ignore the guy bleeding out because he was going I die anyway.

#1 - I am a professor at a Hogwarts-like school that trains students for Orcs Must Die, teaching a class of tiny warmages and sorceresses

#2 - I am a ten-year-old kid having a high-flying kung-fu fight with a really skilled 6-year-old kid, which ends in a draw

#3 - Seated at a banquet table when a dapper magician lets loose a cute robotic animal in front of me and then coughs in my face

#4 - In my childhood bedroom, where the window has turned into a giant portcullis through which I see the gentle lap of ocean water

#5 - A woman asks me to find her wedding ring, promising me that I'll become lucid if I find it -- I agree

#6 - Lucid dream where I fail to teleport, find my dog locked in a cage, lapse into non-lucidity and fight an armada of evil cell phones w/ a laser cannon
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