Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

This will make no sense if you have never watched The Mentalist :p I was on Lisbon's team investigating a murderer, along with Patrick Jane. Blood everywhere.

I suddenly noticed I had a beard, it was short and black. I was happy about it and showed it to my friends, they didn't think it was weird either (because girls don't grow beards and I'm a girl

1) I created a zombie invasion while lucid (which was insane and overwhelming), and went around blasting zombies with my finger-guns and telekinetic 'pushes'.

2) Invented a game (also while lucid), where I took someone's tarot cards and turned a series of them face-up, while attempting to remember the images on the cards, so that I could create some artwork based on them, while awake.

(I remembered two of the three cards I turned over, and will be working on a drawing based on them, soon. )

Received a note/letter to me with my name on it, and heard someone say my name.

#1 - I'm an English professor that sneaks into India, falls in love w/ a princess, infiltrates a consulate that holds a giant statue of a stripper, drugs and kidnaps an evil diplomat, and flees the country by propeller plane.

#2 - I am half-assing some parkour moves and the disembodied voice of NewArtemis calls me out on it. (Micro-lucid)

#3 - Wife and I return from vacation to find our home has been the site of a wild house party, w/ beer cans, sheet rock graffiti, and pizza boxes strewn everywhere -- we feel lonely and left out.

A superhero in cosplay, something about birthday parties, rain, and an opera. I can't remember the details

I was looking out of the window in the middle of the night and saw my neighbours chimney explode and catch fire. Luckily they got rescued by a woman in a boat. It wasn't the first time it happened.

-My sister and brother were both really stupid so I moved away with my mom
-I was participating in a military training exercise shooting down attack helicopters, but my team never showed up and I forgot my kevlar vest

I went to this summer camp, but it turns out the people there were completely insane. There was this weird cult thing, and they killed a bunch of people by the end of the dream.

-I went into the living room and noticed that my bike was replaced with a different one. I did a reality check and became lucid for a short time.

-I was with a group of people that were supposed to bowl for orcs, but a bunch dressed up as "Dalmatian People"
-I searched for a werewolf pack and they bit me and I was happy
-I had a false awakening where my husband was singing his snores
-I had a glove that turned my energy to lightning
-I was looking for fabric with my mom
-I had an argument with my grandfather
-I fought an earth elemental

I hate starting everything with "I". REM rebound FTW!

1. I was on some mission with a random dude, who managed to pull attention to us and got himself sniped, but I fought back with this crazy sniper rifle I had (it was huge, mean, and very awesome), the dream also gave me a side view of myself (though I was someone different) defending myself, then some kind of complicated impossible race started but I nearly won and in the end at least managed to escape into an ice forest (and the scenery progressed from 3D to 2D)

2. There was another fragment about some weird jokes concerning phrases like "We have faces? lol!"

Ran a mars simulation program on a space ship flying past mars.

I went on a trip to Taiwan with some friends. At some point I got lost from my group and ended up climbing a steep street alone. Then I found a house, where I met two people. I looked back and I saw a million apples on the street. They started melting down and it all turned into a green river.

I took a nude bicycle ride on the trails of a local park with my father, realized people could see me, and then had my clothes reappear on the ride up the hill. O_o

There was a person on tv who I was embarrassed of so I turned it off. The next thing I remember I was stuffing a dead man into a box and everyone though it was hilarious and I was proud that I diverted attention from the TV

The most terrifying monster I had ever seen, with a voice that sent chills down my spine, kept making really stupid dick jokes.

It was the worst nightmare I've had in years.

A group of people was picking their noses and wiping the boogers all over their shirts, and I squirted mustard on my shirt.

Wierd, lucid yet not, because I decided to act like I wasn't.... confusing.

Nasty cold for the past couple of weeks, plus alternating between staying in sleazy motels and living in my car, so have had almost no dreams I could remember, but tonight I had four, so I am finally posting again.

1) In the actual sleazy hotel room I am really in, looking for left porn, and dumping a boom box in a hole under the bed when thugs break in and kill me, and I half turn into one of them.

2) Trying to remember and talk about dream in #1 while still in the hotel room, talking with Hermione Granger when attacked by four or five stuffed animals, one of which is really nasty and possessed by Voldemort, while my mom is complaining about everything.

3) Still kind of trying to remember first two dreams, but find myself in a sort of boarding school locker room with other Hogwarts people, trying to get with Hermione, but Ginny keeps getting in the way, Draco is trying to see Hermione's DDs, Hagrid and Flitwick are in showers with same giant-sized organs (but not doing anything), and I am running through many fandoms, including some I don't even recognize, as things get more and more surreal.

4) Hints of Runescape and Live-Action Spider-Man, half watching, half live, romance between very attractive brunette older professor (40-45) and younger student (25ish), which others are trying to interfere with (she may be using him, he may just be a gigolo) while they either protect or steal a treasure, and I am doing laundry.

And one from a few days ago, which was too weird to mention by itself, but worth putting down, since I am listing all the dreams from tonight.

5) Am a little kid, on Burro Trail at Knott's Berry Farm, just kind of roaming through all kinds of settings I dreamed about when I was a little kid, very unfocused, very surreal, haunted houses, fun houses, the #33 cave, hints of wrestling, people running around ... all very weird. Eventually, just start grabbing random women to have sex with, including a very attractive Swiss Milk Maid type, while still a little kid in this little kid dream. Very weird, but fun, even before the sex started.

I was going to my Junior High school, and I had to print out a sheet with words for a play we were doing, and as I was walking down the hall to the computer room I suddenly noticed I was naked. At first I felt embarrassed, but then I figured "fuck it, let's just run with it" so I straightened by back and shot out my chest and proudly strolled along with my junk for all to see. The facial expressions and reactions of the other people there was hilarious, especially the girls who were kind of grinning and kind of trying to look away.

1- I'm climbing a rope to escape the cold sea and there's a lot of fight to determine who uses the rope first.

-Fighting something like OMD
-A soccer ball keeps trying to hit me in the face (and does. repeatedly.)
-People take over our country so I kill all of them and rescue my sister in law and neices
-I adopted seven dogs

I locked my grandmother in a car and pushed it into a lake because she installed a lock on the bathroom door, and then I got beat up by this Irish guy.