Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Originally Posted by anotherdreamer

A very short man named Action Jackson cut off a chubby guy's head with a chainsaw while screaming, "I need more beef!"

That also belongs in "DCs say the darndest things" thread..

Originally Posted by anotherdreamer

A very short man named Action Jackson cut off a chubby guy's head with a chainsaw while screaming, "I need more beef!"

That was freaking amazing.

I promised to drive the pretty girl home because she was having car trouble, but I never did. What a dickhead!

Haven't been here in too long, and way behind in typing up dreams again ... but had to get in here with these now because I had two incredibly neat lucid dreams filled with dream powers in the last few days. And several of the dreams below are more fragments than full dreams. (But the two lucids are full and then some!)

1) Lucid: A trip to the supermarket soon turns to flying, teaching others to fly, and perhaps to seduction by flight instruction. Pleasant and powerful lucid.

2) Lucid: Two women trashing my bike leads to violence against them, and ever-increasing dream powers in a face-off with the police until I convince them to leave me alone. Much more violent bits, but still some massively neat dream powers and lucid stuff.

3) Examining a TARDIS in Falador and looking at some alien monkeys before almost being hit by two shooting stars, escaping government agents and ending up in a kitchen.

4) I'm Harry Potter, hiding in a balcony of a church from Voldemort, who is hunting me down below. I escape, say hello to Captain Jack Harkness, Heal Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and escape a mercenary group via a strange shape shifting mind control power.

5) I'm Harry Potter, time traveling to just before 4th year to do a better job this time through, and am trying to convince Dumbledore and Mcgonagall, Hermione and her parents, and finally her church to allow her to spend the summer with me. Yikes!

6) Fragments:

A) Returning to a possible previous dream, revisiting the site of a previous security shift in a new development, and ending up in a go-kart race with a jealous security guard.

B) Collecting rent from roommates, reminiscing about an Adventurers Club performer's recent performance, and revisiting the bookstore from another recent dream.

C) Find I am a Rithmatist (from the Brandon Sanderson book by the same title) who can bring chalk drawings to life, and am remarkably good at it.

D) Walking home from the Buena Park Mall, in my house I find some of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters worried about Angel going bad again.

E) Working another shift at the Golden Horseshoe Revue after I got hired in a previous dream.

F) Listening to a friend call another friend old when we are all the same age, then exploring a weird hotel and running into a friend from a previous dream.

G) Reporting my car stolen at a police station.

H) Doing yet another gas station mystery shop.

I lost a popularity contest and failed a math exam administered in a rundown old shack during a storm of freezing rain.

Someone drugged me, pulled out my teeth, and compared them to a wolf's teeth, prompting me to say "I wanna see! Yeah! SCIENCE, BITCH!"

1. Minecraft themed.
2. My dad attempted to wake me up because it was late so I throw him downstairs.
3. I went to a school which had the entrance under the water. The teacher was some kind of seal.
4. My friend failed the physics exam.
5. What a cool dream. For the first time in my dream life I was someone else; the main character of the book I'm reading now (Shadow Prowler). I was fighting with a really old vampire with a big sword, but it was too heavy for me

Me and some other people was stroking a big bright blue neon-hologram with our fingers to make music from the hologram.

I was insanely mad at my mom for buying bananas for me after I told her I didn't want any bananas.

I am the last line of defense against the giant mutant worldwide spider attack.

lost on the horror scene of a serial killer near a sea ..

trying to get to my laptop but distractions always come

I need to get valuable intel from my laptop

A field full of dandelions.

This is the second time I dreamed (nonlucid) that Danny's gpa Calvin was still alive. only this time, I was lying my head on his stomach with my hand on his heart the moment he died. I heard his last breath, felt his last heart beat, and heard his last words which were oddly in Latin. I don't remember the exact words, but it was some kind of prayer, and I said the words with him. It was sad and weird. Oh shit now I just remembered while typing this out: we had his corpse in a giant walkin freezer until the day of the funeral, but I noticed he opened his eyes and was not dead yet. I know I got him out and made sure he was ok, but I don't remember any more.

Spoiler for Dreams from 12/14/2013 - 12/16/2013:

1. I'm lawn mowing during a wedding and a relative of mine wants me to pick up small orange blobs.

2. I'm at lunch in a random school, and I have to figure out what my lunch pin is only to encounter the Asian cashier being mad that I have fake lunch pins.

3. Wizzrobes from The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker are after me, and I am not looking forward in staying to see what sorcery they'll do to me.

4. Sitting on a chair in space while simultaneously having to arrange large gray rings as if I was controlling Halos in Halo.


Lawm Mowing During a Wedding, Sitting on a Chair & In Space, Fake Lunch Pin, Wizzrobes Are After Me - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Spoiler for 12/18/2013 Dream:

1. I'm texting Nikita to save me, escaping from Amanda and finding out she has a double that's trying to shoot us down with machine guns.

Texting Nikita to Save Me & Ducking for Cover From Two Amandas - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Spoiler for 12/19/2013 Dreams:

1. I'm kissing someone that makes me have overwhelming urges to be intimate with her.

2. A girl is wearing a scarf while scavenging for clothes in a dream environment that had some Transformer themes here and there.

3. Trying to convince a guy to drop his weapon down, and after a relative leaves the place seeing how the guy isn't a threat anymore, I do the same.

Kissing, Scarf & Transformers, Drop the Weapon...NOW - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

1. I was trying to suck a female's nipples for breast milk apparently, but then she asks me, "would you like them unprocessed or not?" and I woke up. (Though I should've said that I preferred it shaken, not stirred).

2. I'm trying to set up a trap for a Pit bull

3. I don't remember the date I had this dream, but I was inside of an apartment with a friend of mine who happened to having a floating lemur guardian that was probably meditating with her.

Would You Like My Breast Milk Unprocessed or Not, Pitbull Trap, Natti & Her Floating Lemur Guardian - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Was watching my wife take a pee when I realized she was standing with both feet in the toilet bowl . . .

I took a religious studies exam about psychology, relationships and space exploration using KSP on a computer in the school hallway...and rage quit.

I was debating whether to eat hamburgers that I had dropped in a full bathtub.

1. I'm naked in front of multiple women and I had a raging erection that I was trying to hide away from one of them that wanted to take a picture of me naked.

2. In a classroom that resembles the AP economy class I used to take in High School, and the teacher in the dream had a completely different demeanor compared to the waking life counterpart.

3. I'm trying to run away from Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil 0, and I end up switching roles and was going after her.

Naked in Front of Julie Chen & 3 Other Women, Economy Class & Previous Experiences, Rebecca Chambers - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I was fighting against criminal organization.

Taking a hot shower

I had to get an acid burn tattoo to be safe, but when the artist found out halfway through that I was a few months underage to get one, he handed me a dremel tool with a carving bit and told me to "finish it myself."

And I did.

Walking my dog

Several dreams since Christmas:

1) I am a cross between Harry Potter and myself, sitting in my bedroom when Parvati Patil comes by wanting me to take her to a winter carnival.

2) Part of the time I am the Doctor, part of the time I am with him, along with Amy and Rory, fighting off various forms of mind control, including an evil plant species bent on taking over the world.

3) Really struggling to sign up for driving school while everything goes wrong, soon leads to many strange scenes, including swinging around on vines/chadeliers in a jungle-themed restaurant.

4) Detailed, but not too interesting dream about fighting over missing pizza and driving a kid somewhere in a house I've dreamed about before with a huge crazy bathroom.

5) I am Harry Potter, discovering I can bring chalk drawings to life and teaching the ability to my friends, when Neville takes it too far and creates a chalk plant which captures Death Eaters and is trying to create it's own race by converting plants, animals and humans into half-chalk hybrids.

6) Driving down the street as cars go the wrong way, get in horrible accidents, and go flying through the air around me.