Thread: A 100000 ways to troll DC's!

320. Replace a DC's arms with their legs and their legs with their arms

321. Fart on a DC's food, then stare them down until they accept it.

322. Push a DC into a volcano and jump in simultaneously so you can laugh at them the whole way down.

323. Have an agent DC tell a civilian DC that they have been chosen for the Hunger Games. Kill the agent like a hero. And as the civilian is thanking you, teleport him into space and watch him explode
324. Play multiplayer on your favorite video game but be unbeatable
325. Go to a dress up convention (like Comic-Con) and be an Assassin's Creed character. While everyone compliments you on your realistic dress up, low profile assassinate them one by one until there is one left. Give the last one cake and fly through the roof like a boss.
326. When Stalin is being suggested as Soviet Russia's official 'Chairman of the Board', shoot him in his nuts. Then his face, but be sure not to kill him. Then skin him alive so that no other person ever dares to be a Soviet dictator and see how it affects humanity.

Wow ^^ That was super sadistic wow really? Why would I even write that?

327. Force a DC to pursue Lu Bu.
328. Give a DC a boomerang that they absolutely cannot get rid of; even if they gently put it down, it flies back to them.

329. Put a DC in a a human zoo and laugh as they try to escape!!!
330. Be the crazed fan in Misery. But don't die!

331. Make a DC come with you to Candyland... and make everything from raisins!
332. Make everyone ginger
333. Spawn 1,000,000 Justin Biebers at everyone

334. Make it the apocalypse and release mind altering gas and make dervish cats fall from the sky while making everyone with a gun.
335. Drop a donut and pee on it, then wait for a cop to eat it.

336. Make it rain cats and dogs

337. Make them put their socks on after they put on their shoes, but in the right order.
338. Play tag, but no matter how many times they touch you, no one ever feels you're 'IT'.
339. Walk into a random house and declare, "I live here now"
340. Find someone eating breakfast and unscramble their eggs!
341. Play connect four, and win in only 3 moves.

342. Give a DC a glass of vodka but tell him it's a glass of water.

343) enter an alternate dimension with a dc, shoot him, and say "if you're okay, don't say anything". do it in a casual voice. Leave the gun on top of him, and convince the cops it was self defense. Tell them he suicided at the end

344) At a stoplight, roll down your window and start talking to a family of four saying "Yo mamma so fat, killin her's genocide" Watch her get fatter until the family gets squished inside the car. Oh, and kill her and receive Capitol punishment for Genocide.

Oh i forget 345 win a major melee tourney with Kirby or Roy. Then proceed to slowly make the tv displaying the mvc2 tourney flip its picture upside down. Randomely put the buttons where the sticks should be.

346) Download dream NPC mods from the internet and stare them down in-dream

347. Eat a dog with food inside and make the DC's scared and tell them you will eat them if they don't stop staring
348. Play Ding-Dong Ditch or Knock-Knock Ginger (same thing) on them
349. Make their houses disappear and leave the DC's wondering, and confused.

350) Become an toddler and curb stomp an entire gang (for you under-rock dwellers look it up on tv tropes)

351)Act as if your their slave and when they give you a command do the opposite
352)Find 2 DC's kissing and take away the girl super fast and instead put a llama and watch the reaction
353)Find a young man and tell him you're pregnant even if you're a male and when they dont believe stalk him to his house and find his family and tell that to the family(when he's not home)
354)Find a DC that worked hard on a presentation and ruin it and watch him embarrass himself when he needs to present it.

Someone please tell us their reaction to some of these XD

355) Remind a random DC/ your own clone to RC. Watch their reaction.

And now, for some things TF2 related:

356) Pick up a DC and wield them as you would a minigun!
Cry some moar! ~Heavy

357) Perform Über surgery on a non-sedated DC.
Oh, don't be such a baby, ribs grow back. ~Medic (No zey don't)

358) Get a group of DC's to protect a briefcase, then tell them one of them is a RED spy. Now watch the scene unfold.
And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be... ~Recently deceased BLU spy.

359) Give a DC a Pyro Optical Mask and a flamethrower.
I fear no man, but that... Thing. It scares me. ~Heavy

360) Give some DC recruits lessons in War.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor." ~Soldier

361) Über a DC using a Medigun.
I AM BULLETPROOF! ~Heavy

Now I really want to do these.
I should remember them

362. Tell a DC that you stole his wallet and see what he does.

RedStuf: I've actually done surgery on an unsedated DC in a lucid once. In my defense, it's not my fault that the meds I gave him didn't work.

elicka: I so want to either tell a DC that I'm pregnant while I'm male, OR tell a male DC that he is pregnant haha. Nice ideas y'all! Especially with April Fool's right around the corner. (and the April TOTMs )

363. Get in a car with a DC driving. Every 2 seconds ask "Are we there yet!?!" See how he/she reacts.

Originally Posted by Tygar

363. Get in a car with a DC driving. Every 2 seconds ask "Are we there yet!?!" See how he/she reacts.

That's how me and my brother would drive my parents nuts

364: Give a DC an exploding cigarette
365: Give a DC a poisonous apple that makes them grow hair out of their ears
366: Act out a Home Alone movie (and troll the thieves)

367: pretend to cry in the middle of the street and see what happens(example:watch if cars would stop and if someone asks you whats wrong)
368: throw spaghetti with ketchup in their face...Then get an animal to lick it off.
369: summon the pink faboulos duck of truth and give it to pewds XD

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

362. Tell a DC that you stole his wallet and see what he does.

RedStuf: I've actually done surgery on an unsedated DC in a lucid once. In my defense, it's not my fault that the meds I gave him didn't work.

elicka: I so want to either tell a DC that I'm pregnant while I'm male, OR tell a male DC that he is pregnant haha.Nice ideas y'all! Especially with April Fool's right around the corner. (and the April TOTMs )

if you do tell a dc that pls tell me their reaction XD

370.) Make an escelator that goes up at the same rate a DC is falling down (You pushed him, of course). Watch said DC perpetually tumble, while laughing your ass off.