Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I had a dream where Akakabuto from the old silver fang anime was living in my brothers room. I yelled daisuke to "kill it fast so that this dream doesn't turn into a nightmare!"

I have had a reoccurring dream in which I am drowning but I begin to breathe under water. In this dream I have never been able to realize I am lucid and it drives me insane!

So I did a nose plug RC and I could breath through my nose! So I was like what the heck!? RCs do not work properly lately .

And in addition I also heard robin (Batman's assistant) saying that lucid dreaming isn't real ,so I was like "Oh god you don't even know what you are talking about..."

A couple of nights ago, I was immerse into an exciting fight against some leader beasts, when I saw a guy performing a peculiar jump to hide himself inside a tiny window at the bottom of a wall. I was amazed while thinking: "So, that's the way it looks from the outside when I jump that way in my dreams..."

Hoy. I once did a nose-plug in a dream, and it worked. And I did it again, and again, and again, and eventually I decided that my nose must be broken. Y_Y

Having a nose plug RC fail.

Originally Posted by Signet

Hoy. I once did a nose-plug in a dream, and it worked. And I did it again, and again, and again, and eventually I decided that my nose must be broken. Y_Y

OMG. I laughed so loud at this that it almost sounded like a shriek, while my grandparents are sleeping just in the next room with their door open.

I had a dream just last night where some friends and I were playing with a ball, bouncing it off walls and hanging rafters. But we were able to throw it in a way that it would continually bounce between the walls and rafters without our keeping it going, we then were able to get it to stop at will and hit someone in the face.

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This seems logical right?

one dream I got into a fight with my brother in my car, so i got out of the car and was hit by a semi...and then got back up and walked to my brothers side of the car

lol for me it would have to be a dream where this hot girl asked me to explain lucid dreaming to her and i spent the next five minutes explaining everything to her lol i never clicked

Lol , in a dream today some guy asked me why he couldn't get lucid . I tried to explain it ,but he just wanted me to answer his questions.... Oh well it doesn't matter because I still got lucid in another dream .

Originally Posted by UcouldBdreaming

lol for me it would have to be a dream where this hot girl asked me to explain lucid dreaming to her and i spent the next five minutes explaining everything to her lol i never clicked

Sir, I believe that your subconscious mind is laughing at you.

I had a dream where I kept telling myself that I had to remember that I was dreaming so I could lucid dream...

After 80 million dreams about tornadoes, and never having seen one in real life, one would think that the reality test would be effective one of these days. Hell, in the last one, it was right next to the house, no wind, and we're all outside like "Huh.. a tornado. Finally saw one in real life."

Last night I had a dream where I was holding a to do list full of LD tasks such as "become lucid" "fly around in a lucid dream" "hold your breath in your lucid dream" still didnt become lucid..AHHHHH

Fellow oneironauts. Just a short tip. If you have a nose plug/reality test fail in a dream... It most OFTEN means that you are not questioning your reality properly. imagine in your head how your current surroundings could really be a dream, do an RC and ask yourself "my nose plug produced this result, it must mean that..." (be ready for both results)

If you do an RC automatically without conscious effort to understand it's results in waking life. You you do an RC automatically without conscious effort to understand it's results in a dream world.

My personal favorites are the three dreams I've decided I should WILD in. And I can decide to WILD just about anywhere. Like a chair in the middle of my school's hallways. I hated the other students that dream. It was too loud to WILD!

went to 6 flags yesterday and passed out on the way home. finally woke up about 30min before I got home and then i started to Wild once home but as soon as i seen a computer with words on it I woke up and was pissed

In one of my dreams I was telling some DCs about lucid dreaming and I was demostrating how you're able to manifest things by believing or willing them to be there. So I opened a drawer to show them that it worked and I told them that "This is what I call a Lucid power"
Even after all this I didn't realize that I was dreaming, when I woke up I went like "What the...How slow and dull minded can I be"

DC: I can fly. Do you want me to teach you to fly?

Me: No, thanx. You're crazy...

I was falling out an airplane and summoning things at will..i would think that i would realize at that point

I met a DC the other night. We looked at each and I asked; Didn't I dream about you before?
She answered yes and told me when where and how.
After that I just said; Well nice seeing you again and continued dreaming non-lucid.

I sometimes will use telekinesis or be flying and think its real. Im always super bummed when i wake up because I didn't become lucid AND I don't actually have my superpowers =(

You guys... lol.