In This Thread We Write About Things We Think We Only Do

**MrTash** · 04-05-2011 07:43 PM

I shoot water out of my fingertips in the shower.

**sloth** · 04-05-2011 09:10 PM

...This is hard to do.

**HeavySleeper** · 04-05-2011 09:29 PM

When I fall from a high height in my dreams, I land safely in my real life bed with a jump.

Oh wait... that's true.

**Raspberry** · 04-05-2011 10:13 PM

I shoot water out of my penis in the shower.

Wait.. What? I'm female you say?

**FifthElement** · 04-09-2011 05:22 AM

Originally Posted by Raspberry

I shoot water out of my penis in the shower.

Wait.. What? I'm female you say?

I think there is a help thread out there for you.

I like to put things/words together in weird ways.

You + Are + In = Urine

**seminolegirl** · 04-05-2011 10:40 PM

dream about a creepy owl that will suck ur soul out if u look into it's eyes....... and about creepy-ass angels that move at the speed of llight when ur not looking, and if touched by 1 u get sent back into time...... they also r always crying, but when ur not looking they'll move there hands so u can see there DEAD LOOKING FACES....... don't look away....... don't run...... and don't even BLINK......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *i think i crapped my pants*

**Grod** · 05-22-2011 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by seminolegirl

dream about a creepy owl that will suck ur soul out if u look into it's eyes....... and about creepy-ass angels that move at the speed of llight when ur not looking, and if touched by 1 u get sent back into time...... they also r always crying, but when ur not looking they'll move there hands so u can see there DEAD LOOKING FACES....... don't look away....... don't run...... and don't even BLINK......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *i think i crapped my pants*

Why was this ignored?

And when can I hear more?

**Abra** · 04-05-2011 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by MrTash

I shoot water out of my fingertips in the shower.

Freak.

**Erii** · 04-05-2011 11:13 PM

Whenever I see a cute animal, I clench my teeth xD

**Arra** · 04-06-2011 09:16 AM

I don't understand this thread but it seems like it should be in Senseless Banter.

**Philosopher8659** · 04-06-2011 12:08 PM

Make sense.

(an elipsis for "made from sense.")

**tommo** · 04-06-2011 12:50 PM

How can you not understand this?

I shoot water out of my fingertips too, and elbows and dick lol

Can't really think of anything right now.

**Raspberry** · 04-06-2011 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by tommo

How can you not understand this?

I shoot water out of my fingertips too, and elbows and dick lol

Can't really think of anything right now.

Well, at least I understand.

**tommo** · 04-06-2011 01:13 PM

At least you understand.

**Purebred** · 04-06-2011 08:52 PM

I think that I am the only guy who thinks that girls taking a shit are not cute.

**sloth** · 04-06-2011 09:35 PM

Dude, of course they are cute. They are girls.

Over time I have become convinced that I can tell exactly what people are feeling, and am able to affect them in a way that can almost be labeled as complete control, even though I don't do this actively. I struggle with the moral implications of this, every day.

**Solarflare** · 04-06-2011 10:29 PM

I used to pretend Im a video game boss battle and fight the imaginary main character!

I still KINDA do it. While I'm walking I pretend I have a sword and slice the air. But now the sword thing is so slight you can barely notice.

**Arra** · 04-07-2011 12:38 AM

I used to fantasize about being like Lara Croft, or being caught up in some huge adventure, being hunted down by some organization for possessing secret information, being a hacker, having magic powers, getting into battles against bad people with my magic while the public stares in awe at how cool I am as I save their lives.

**Solarflare** · 04-07-2011 12:41 AM

yeah

but did you actually pretend to climb walls and attack ppl with ur weapon like i did HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?

**The Sandman** · 05-18-2011 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by gameoverlord345

yeah

but did you actually pretend to climb walls and attack ppl with ur weapon like i did HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?

I used to pretend I had a laser gun that I would shoot in the air, and then eventually the laser beam would fall back to Earth and kill whoever it landed on.

I used to pretend that I could choose a number, like 7, and then I would watch the cars go by counting the women, and that I could have, or would spend the rest of my life, with the 7th woman that went by.

Originally Posted by tommo

Sometimes when I'm in my car (IRL) I pretend people are tailing me and I'm trying to get away, sometimes I imagine everything is in slow motion so it's like I'm driving really fast.
I've met 2 other people that do this though lol So strange, but I wonder whether anyone here does.

Awesome!

Originally Posted by erible

I agree with Mario and Dianeva, I talk to myself, mostly when I am home alone except I don't just talk to myself, I pretend like I'm talking to other people but I am showing them to do something....
example: If I am making cereal, I'm like "well first you get the milk and bowl" etc etc. I probably sound crazy but I find I do this with most things...it makes them more entertaining and it happens automatically.

I make up the stupidest sentences I can out loud.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I have to constantly stop myself from abusing my mod powers to edit other people's posts for spelling/grammar/punctuation errors. Maybe other mods do this too, but I doubt it.

I am huge on grammar.

Wheat
The Brain I created has a link to my manuscript.

I do some admin work on another forum and I corrected one person one time. I won't do it again, but I can hardly help myself.

**tommo** · 05-18-2011 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by Rman

I used to pretend I had a laser gun that I would shoot in the air, and then eventually the laser beam would fall back to Earth and kill whoever it landed on.

Haha, I used to wonder if I would shoot a normal gun randomly in the air if the bullet would land and kill someone.
You gotta wonder though, how people probably do that all the time. Someone must have been killed by a stray falling bullet by now. Like when they do those 21 gun salutes especially.

**The Sandman** · 05-18-2011 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by tommo

Haha, I used to wonder if I would shoot a normal gun randomly in the air if the bullet would land and kill someone.
You gotta wonder though, how people probably do that all the time. Someone must have been killed by a stray falling bullet by now. Like when they do those 21 gun salutes especially.

I think the 21 gun salutes are more controlled. I have heard of people being killed by stupid, in the air gun fire. It happens in places like Mexico where they do that stuff. Of course,
it may happen in the state also--you just don't hear of it very often.

**ElsiaStar** · 04-07-2011 12:49 AM

I rarely drink water out of anything other than a water bottle and use a squirting method to get it in my mouth so I don't have to touch my lips to it and get germs.. even though they are my own germs. And I'm not even a germaphobe.