Thread: 12 Days of Christmas - Lucid Challenge

I ran out of bubble gum... had to kick arse instead

Fri Night -

Spoiler for Pipe:

While in the kitchen trying to make a cuppa (oh how British!), notice weird boxes of tea bags and become lucid. I phase outside and find a small pipe poking up through the grass. It is small, so first I shrink down then step inside. After many seconds walking in darkness, the air around becomes covered in eyes! I keep walking and find the bottom of the pipe is now filled with water. The water level gradually rises until it is not possible to reach the bottom anymore. I swim for a while. A ship flies overhead so I grab hold of the open cargo bay door and start to water-ski along behind it. It eventually exits the pipe into a city, dragging me into the air.

Spoiler for Leap:

(After trying to bounce trampoline style, which didn't work.) ...I decide to try plan B: HULK SMASH! Unleashing a roar of rage I transform into Hulk and remembering the TOTM grab a car and lift it overhead. Then I walk down the street looking for something to throw it at, but end up throwing it into a building which smashes it in a satisfying way. I see a bridge between two skyscrapers and try to leap over it. Another bridge appears above it and messes up the jump. So I roar again, using the anger to fuel my hulk tf. Behind the street is a cliff with a building halfway up it. Easily tall enough to count, so I crouch and then do a super jump to leap over the building and land in a tree lined path behind it.

Sat Night-

Spoiler for New dance move:

(WILD entry) Lying in bed I finally realise I can see the wall with my eyes closed. Staggering upright I make it through the door. Beyond are an unfamiliar set of rooms. After searching through many junk-filled rooms, finally there is a person. A guy holding a set of folders and papers.
"Can you show me a new dance move?"
My request is replied to with a shake of the head.
"What aspect of my subconscious are you?"
"Envy." He replies.
The papers slide to the floor. They are school work. Envy because my friends got better grades? Never cared about that. Was never driven to get the best grades, just did the minimum to not fail... Didn't like school much.

I leave envy and find a table with three people sitting at it.
"Yo, guys, show me a new dance move!"
One of them gets up and starts dancing. Music starts playing in the background. They start doing a slow motion routine - raising arms either side of the head and then shaking one arm, then face the other way shake the other arm. Looks cool.
"Sick moves, bro!" I tell him, starting to copy the dance. The other two join in as well.

Spoiler for Milking!:

(Another WILD entry) I phase out of the window and end up in a country lane with a stone wall opposite. It is covered in thick ivy. Behind the wall are tall trees. My first thought is to go to the village where my parents' live. There are at least three farms near them, two fruit ones and one that has sheep. As I lift into the air, an easy option appears: Behind the trees is a field of cows.

Landing in the field I see an old guy in a green macintosh and big rubber boots. Must be a farmer.
"Is it okay to milk a cow?"
"Yes. I have eggs for breakfast."
"...very healthy." I reply.
"..and kippers!" He announces.
"Ah yes, brain food. Very good."
He nods and I leave. There are now families around petting and pointing at the cows. Beyond this there are some sheds. I pick one and find a cow inside. It instantly moves next to the wall. I grab a metal bucket, placing it underneath, and start milking the cow. Milk is shooting out at an extreme rate. It quickly fills the bucket. This must be the weirdest thing I've ever done while lucid...?!

The bucket overflows and I take a messy sip, spilling most of it down me. The cow and me are now in a large metal bathtub that is still filling with milk. This makes me laugh uncontrollably, and wake up.

Oh and the new wings!!! Awesome!