What's in your copy/paste?

**Linkzelda** · 07-31-2013 05:40 AM

Topics: Plate & Rhino
I'm looking down on my plate once more, wondering where in the world I'll be doing 5 years from now. I gaze upon this shiny plate, contemplating my life on what to do next.
Poker?
Chess?
Badminton?
Tennis?
Suddenly, a rhino appears out of nowhere. It has a milky violet skin, and has wrinkles all over its face and body. It looks like it's not here to harm me, so I asked the Rhino,
"Hey Rhino, mind telling me why the fuck you ran into my fucking house you dumbass?"
It replied,
"Well you see, not many Rhinos like myself can just ram people's house all will-nilly you know. This takes exception skill and the right amount of force so that our horns don't get fucked up, Thank you very much."
I replied,
"You know what Rhino, you're right, You're very welcome! In fact, I want to reward you with this plate of mine, it's the only China plate I have, and I think you deserve it!"
The Rhino replies back,
"Oh my, no one has ever given me a gift before! This means so much to me!"
I casually walk up to the Rhino, gently petting the top of its head as it continues being exciting that I gave my last China plate to it.
"You're not such a bad human after all! More generous than the other people's houses I've rammed into." It said.
"Oh, really? I guess I must be special huh Rhino?" I asked.
It replies,
"Yep."
"So Rhino, do you have a name?" I asked
"Jacob." It replied.
"No fucking way, I remember a guy named Jacob as well! Good guy, but a little on the wild side. Right now he's in Russia trying to find the cure for cancer!" I told the Rhino.
"What the fucking shit! I guess I'll know which building to ram next!" said the rhino.
"Oh you!" I said in playful gesture
"Bye!"

**MissyDawhMajii** · 09-23-2013 01:21 PM

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But then I stop.

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**LouaiB** · 12-28-2013 02:41 PM

I was seeking my laptop, I wanted to reach valuable information from it, but events kept happening and distracting ma, like when I was in the garage of my building, A DC needed me to help him go to his car cuz he was scared of a dog:p, and in the house, I was searching for the laptop so I can get this important information(I didn't know what it was), but found a bunch of strangers.

**Ekko** · 04-10-2014 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Liz

Getting Fired for Goofing off at Work

You never think it will happen to you but everybody does it. Everybody wastes time and goofs off at work and it could ultimately lead to your untimely change of career. The average worker wastes over 2 hours a day surfing the Internet, chatting with co-workers and running personal errands. Is this News.Com Article it becomes quickly apparent that workers are spending too much time at work with nothing to do.

Perhaps it is time to implement shorter work weeks with less hours per day at work. Obviously workers have too much time at work to waste. The real reason may come down to "face time" where workers need to be present in case there is a problem or a manager needs something. This tends to be the real reason for the hours spent at work. However it seems like technology could easily solve these problems if we could get past the social barriers that still require "face time".
Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:24 pm MST by javapro | Email Article | |
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Seriously? I've been repremanded for going a few minutes over my 10 min lunch break during a 10 hour shift... or for taking my lunch break! Fortunately, I am no longer at this job.

**ParadoxOwl** · 04-12-2014 12:07 PM

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**Box77** · 04-12-2014 12:56 PM

hay más que descubrir pero los trabajos arqueológicos se han dado ya por finalizados para dejar avanzar las cañerías.

**Neo Neo** · 07-04-2014 06:04 AM

Recently I have been getting into funk bands like Lettuce. And its been amazing. Perhaps its fallout from going through music history courses from Gregorian chant to things like John Cage's prepared piano (which I actually enjoy the gamelan one), but being opened up to various bands and songs has really expanded my worldview of music. Just things like Blast Off! and What Planet Is This from Cowboy Bebop make me think "How in the world have I not heard this stuff before?!" I had gotten a lot into classical music, some rock and metal, but I feel like I may have found my favorite genre. I still am a little picky with what I am listening to within funk, but the music I have heard from friends has been phenomenal so far.

I feel like this is also happening for me since I was so focused on classical music being in music school, but now that I'm out its like my mind needs a break from it haha. So naturally I am drawn to other types of music for a while, be it anime OSTs, funk, rock, or whatever I feel like listening to.

I will give music history credit though since I am able to look A LOT more in depth into classical music then otherwise. Its also taught me how to be even more analytic and how to listen to music better. So that has been good as well. Just was so intense though, especially the pre-Baroque music. Anyway, its been a relief that its done with and now back to listening for fun!