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Midnight ramens are the best!
Oh-Really ? This is what happened to me this time...

7/26
6:00am I had eaten salty ramens before bed and then found myself at home ninety miles south of the city and noticed I didn't have any teeth so I hopped on a bus to the dental clinic in the city with a 1:00 o'clock appointment and they told me it would be an hour wait so I went out Flying around eaters row eating pizza, hot-dogs etc then back to the dentist at 2:00 and they were worse off than before so I went back out for abit and came back and the office had moved to a new place and saw the receptionist dragging a girl up there saying "hurry-hurry" and sort of thought I might be dreaming so I flew up to the new place and it was closed at 3:00 and I said WTF, If this is a dream I don't like it so I looked at my hands and they were dream hands and the buildings were crooked and I tried to figure out the best way home, I couldn't fly in the crowded city too well but there was an elevator to the sky so I said oh-yeah,the TOTM;s although I was really more interested in getting out of that horrible place, The elevator was an aluminum platform that went up a clear angular tube on an aluminum track to a metal skyway/flyway above the city and it was small so I tossed away a heavy coat I was carrying and got in the tube and it shot me to the top in a second and as I got out I noticed I was naked to boot and people were pointing so I grabbed a rag from a painter and wrapped it around my waist and tied it then went flying down the metal highway toward an aunts house where I had clothes and then thought why bother "Home" instead and woke up vowing from now on I would find a local dentist....