Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I was trying to learn to fly a plane.

My brother got me arrested for smoking a joint.

Dreaming has started to make a recovery , just in time for another 2 weeks of jet lag

+ talking about a team of 3 girls, they're dressed in olive green with headscarves and look like they're serious and ready for business

+ a boy has bought a iphone/ipad cable -- I'm trying to make one from computer chips?

+ collection of large, empty rooms full of young people applying spackle to the walls / doorframes, I put on some music and turn it up ('Let the sunshine in')

+ with ex-GF reach for her and get cozy, we haven't done that in a long time

+ my kids have sawed off the legs of some chairs and replaced them with sticks of various lengths, I throw a tuft of hair from my dog at my younger son, I threw the dog some kibble from the bag

+ preparing for dance with GF (I don't want to let anyone else dance with her first, I've been planning this a long time), ebola merry-go-round: "light it up!"

I was visiting an old bunker with a mate and we met a guy who worked there, called Bert, at the end I found out that Bert basically killed all of his co-workers and hid them in the bunker.

The moon had left the earth and shifted earth's orbit some which made it warmer. See The Moon left Earth.

I shaved off all my hair for Xanous' lucid dare... I don't think I'll be trying that style in waking life!

I got lucid for a few minutes
in this time I ran around like an idiot for some reason
and then tried to summon something big, some big animal , FAILED...
Then Lost my lucidity

Yay, dream recall logjam broken, can't wait to get back to normal. A boatload of scenes:

+ in a beautiful garden patio with wife, a wild boar emerges from the bushes and I hold it at bay with a pocketknife

+ pulling out from a parking lot into an intersection where there's an accident scene

+ childhood home, I want to go out on the deck, I think I may be able to fly, and there's a chance I could transition into a lucid dream even though I'm "fully awake" now.

+ fly up and over neighbor's house to avoid detection, my mother and sister are using my camera and said they found some weird pictures there and I have a feeling of dread that they're "bad" pictures

+ with group, something about food, they ask my experience, someone says about (Steve Jobs?) "he had so much fine art, so why did he have 'Naked Lego Adventure'?"

+ a garden structure beng built in my backyard, the wood frame is up, I think about door locations

+ meet a woman I know (false memory) and say I've just returned from a trip so forgive me for my bad appearance, spoke in foreign language

+ getting out of bed with best friend's deceased father, I pull out my clothing from beneath his head and see the new socks are full of holes I'm confused by this, I call it the "Anne Frank" room because it's hidden.

+ on street at front of best friends house 3 motorcycoes come by including all-electric one, later my parents walk to me.

+ wife is mad I entered my parents house ahead of her (to put down the package of cookies?)

+ want to ask wife about the rules of the soccer game, I start it by saying 1 2 3 GO!, wife is upset I didn't greet her friend upon returning from my trip.

+ scene from a documentary of little doll girl being mistreated

In one I was examining this tree that had a bunch of spanish moss on it, but when I touched it a bunch of winged insects came out and one flew inside my ear.

+ crazy bowling with tuna cans on the alley

+ hotel room looking at group outside the window, they enter my room, walking around the hallways enter another large dorm room with ratty mattresses and two women in the corner reading in bunk beds

+ president and his wife in the car he's tired of campaigning and just wants everyone to be quiet

IRC was back up and running, but some incompetent new guy was the first to join and got opped, so we couldn't get the privileges back, and IRC was unusable forever.

- Lucid. I realized I was dreaming, then false awakening and lucid dream again. Repeat this eight times. Forced myself to wake up because I freaked out.

+ straddled by an incredibly hot naked girl, we're trying to keep it on "just friendly" terms

+ college girl sex fair, encounters for as low as $4.99, I'm indecisive about whether to participate, I realize my wallet is missing and spend the rest of the time trying to backtrack / find it

+ some sort of conflict situation in a strange environment

Lucid dream where I looked at the sky at night. It looked like the milkyway, so incredibly beautiful.

+ walking in large outdoor park in daylight, avoiding back and forth sprinklers, thinking about math results, go to building, can't find entrance to classrooms, finally enter and teacher quizzes me on which class I should enter, "lines of Lucien"

- Mid-lucid. A lot of landscapes. It was like I was in a game, leveling up, but somehow knew that it was a dream and nothing mattered.
- Lucid. I don't really remember know the details, but it disappeared quickly.
- Modern Family.

There was a carriage crash that killed my sister, and a game where people stood in the same spot phasing in & out with each other. These dreams here.

I tried on a wetsuit as a wedding costume and was disturbed to discover that I had grown 2 extra nipples!

I was eating foldover pizza with my extended family and they all wanted to pile into a single tiny vehicle (plus the dogs) and go to Skateworld at nine o'clock at night.

Fragment of driving in the car with people, and all I remember is singing/whistling along to "Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard".

+ (mostly forgotten) being at some important conference/information center (near the beach?), planning bus routes to and from the place

+ (mini-epic): in/around former home: using the A/C, seeing the plants have grown into a forest in to the kitchen, planning driveway remodeling, meeting/greeting "friends," (one WL, others false memory) flying on a mission, overhear conversation, collect and smell large roses, shoot a fragmentation interference device at another house

Short lucid where I was having some fun with a couple apparently from DV who were dressing in yellow and black latex suits.

I was part of the resistance in my dream and it felt like a James Bond movie with me stealing their secret symbol off of a high speed train. This Dream Link

(afternoon nap)
+ multi-scene min-epic: boy scout room vandalized, board of a guy's selfes, rotating barrel lightbulb screwing spiral shoot, green fence they want to see the racers, naked outdoor basketball couple, crazy ping pong weird paddles, with girl can't find her, Asian girl with bumpy skin drops her phone number and whispers to me she wants to (marry?) me.

Night
+ Parking lot interview, sorting problem, recruiters interfere I get mad, look for car strange cars, get on bike missing right handlebar brake, tire is completely flat

My wife told me her and her manager was taking over the podcast for one episode and when I tired to text wurlman it kept printing out on gold foil condom wrappers.