#1. Run down the isles, naked, screaming racial slurs at the top of your lungs (at every opportunity) for as long as you can, before getting caught. |
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yup, this is a pretty entertaining game |
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From my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
#1. Run down the isles, naked, screaming racial slurs at the top of your lungs (at every opportunity) for as long as you can, before getting caught. |
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2. Walk in wearing only a shirt and shoes. If questioned, state that the sign on the door mentions nothing of pants. |
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3. Put a cone on your head and and spin like a top at a checkout lane allowing no one to use it. |
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"For a long time it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be, I can still hear them taunting him. 'Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!'... How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?"
5. Hack the T.V. Displays to all show porn |
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Multiple Induction Technique (MIT) - Consistently have several lucids each night!
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8. masturbate |
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18. put hamsters that have been constipated for 8 days into the ears of people buying justin beiber music so the hamsters poop in their head, compare the two. |
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Last edited by dacher2; 05-10-2011 at 10:54 PM.
19. Eat all their candy say you won't pay for it. When they ask why you say "BECAUSE YOU JERKS MADE ME FAT!" |
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20. Paint the entire store to look like a dream setting of a dream you've had. |
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Last edited by dacher2; 05-10-2011 at 10:57 PM.
23. go to the toys section, get all the dora toys and start throwing them all around the floor and everyone you walk screaming "IM THE MAP IM THE MAP" |
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From my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
25.find a pregnant person in wal-mart and abort there child by using hungry hungry hippos |
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Last edited by dacher2; 05-10-2011 at 11:13 PM.
32: punch someone in the face |
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41. Hand out free copies of the anti Wal Mart documentary at their store. |
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The Best of my dream journal
MoSh: How about you stop trying to define everything, and just accept what you experience, and explore it.
- From the DJ of Waking Nomad!
42 smoke a joint. |
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I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially. People thought I was a little strange.-Charley pride
43 commit suicide. |
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I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially. People thought I was a little strange.-Charley pride
44. Gross out a vegetarian employee by dangling meat in their face. |
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We all live in a kind of continuous dream. When we wake, it is because something,
some event, some pinprick even, disturbs the edges of what we have taken as reality.
Vandermeer
SAT (Sporadic Awareness Technique) Guide
Have questions about lucid dreaming? DM me.
haha I've actually been kicked out of wal-mart before. |
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Things are not as they seem
45.Shoplift something, then come back the next day and try to exchange it at the customer service desk |
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46. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles and see how many people you hit. Heads, 3 points. Everything else, 1 point. |
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We all live in a kind of continuous dream. When we wake, it is because something,
some event, some pinprick even, disturbs the edges of what we have taken as reality.
Vandermeer
SAT (Sporadic Awareness Technique) Guide
Have questions about lucid dreaming? DM me.
47. Bowl down the aisles with whatever you can find in the store, preferably using fragile merchandise for pins. |
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47+1. avoid reading the whole thread and post something that has already been suggested 10 times or a variation thereof |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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I'm not trying to be a drag, but most of these are too extreme and impractical to be funny, I think. |
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Last edited by sloth; 07-06-2011 at 09:36 PM.
---o--- my DCs say I'm dreamy.
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