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Dream Journals

Had an almost insta WILD when I closed my eyes. I felt myself lucid holding a mouse and could see that the webpage was on DV. To test wether i was in the dream i moved my mouse and clicked the dream journals button. I saw Twoshadows had a DJ entry and went to click it when I woke up

ATM

Dreamed I was at an ATM machine withdrawing $60. A lot more bills came out and a lot of them were $50s I then realized I must have accidentally withdrawn $600 instead...

TV

Just a dream of me and Asuka watching Bjork music videos. One in particular I remember was "birthday" by the sugarcubes. When Bjork get's to the chorus which is a series of melodic screams like a 5 year old would, she would get out of breath and couldn't sing it right.

Time dilation gone wrong.

I become lucid as a snake man flying around some mountains. I was with a group of people earlier but I don't recall them much. I land on a rock trail and begin my Time Dilation method. I forgot to close one eye and started counting really fast. I felt the usual force knock me from the dream.

Xereniak

We were wandering around some house in the sky. We passed J from work and she was making funny comments at us but I forget what, she then burped and flew through a random portal. Me and Xer continued flying up and jumping through the strange sky house which had strange obstacles that we overcame. Almost as if the place was designed for training in anti gravity skills for dreamers, each room a different puzzle to solve by jumping, floating, and swinging off beams. We rested on a landing. He seemed elated at what we were doing. I was joking that he should try and go out with J. and then I noticed he was smoking a cigarette. I said maybe I am a bad influence on him.

Now Hiring

Brief memory of walking down a street at night time in some out door minimall. I was with some people and we came by a Time Horton's Stand and some woman said "Hey don't you know that man?" I looked in the TH and saw Phawad standing their in a store manager uniform. He looked a little short staffed and walked up to me and asked me if I was looking for a job.

Dog walking and lucid chain

I was in a van with my aunt and her friend. we had our dogs and we were going to take our dogs for a run in some field with trees. They started complaining at me abot something i forget what. I told them I would walk my dog on my own and they let me out of the van.

missing time

I wind up in some house that is semi out doors. I tie my dog to some post and begin exploring the place. I remember a man had been there before and had invited me in at one time but he wasn't there now. I came across and area with four sets of steps on each side of a square that led down to a landing with nothing on it. I went down the steps and was teleported inside the man's house. I looked around for a bit but didn't find him. I found some other people wandering around but I lingered behind them not wanting any interaction with them. Eventually I got bored and came across a similar four sets of steps leading up to a landing. I went up the steps to the landing and was teleported to the landing outside. I saw the man arriving ome with some of his friends. He said hello and I began to wander off. I was forgetting something... MY DOG! so i went back to where he was chained and untied him and continued the walk. It was night time now.

FA,

Get out of bed and RC. Lucid now. A woman with brown hair I seem to know walks in and says I better hurry because she's leaving without me. I notice I am not dressed and find some pants on the floor after getting my shirt on. I tell her to wait while I get my pants on. She complies and keeps talking but I don't really know what she's saying. I struggle to get my pants on and when I do I look at her and realize she looks like a young Regan. A door appears that leads into a bar or club. As I follow her through the door her appearance slowly changes into an asian woman, her eyes change color to grey and then green, her skin is also changing color now to look like a hispanic woman. I tell her to stoop changing so fast and go back to the regan look because I think it looks hot. She then transforms into a green elf. As we turn a corner into the bar club area she vanishes. I think nothing of it as it seems normal.

I then think of some goals... Raven! I think and crouch on the ground for some reason and I am trying to contact her telepathically. I get up and start to count my fingers again. I see there are fingers under my fingers as i count. I'm pretty sure I forgot to close one eye because the dream starts to fade. I stop at 30 and everything goes black. The dream springs back somehow. Then I resume counting with one eye closed up to another 30. everything is stable now. I completely forget my previous goal after trying for so long to stabalize the dream.

I find a large table where people are eating and drinking and sit at the end of it. I get bored so I start throwing plates and glasses at the DCs who are a blur. they don't do anything for a while, one guy swings a knife at me and I back up naturally dodging him. I pull out a blade myself and start slashing at people. My perception is going watery like the dream is about to end. I get frustrated at the time dilation not working.


Fa, get out of bed and RC. I pinch my nose but not enough air comes through. I fly out of the bed as if normal and keep trying the nose RC. It's too dark in the room and everything seems too real.

I begin to wake up for real and try to DEILD. but the compulsion to turn over gets the better of me.

School and FA

Vague memory of Asuka bringing me into a school again. We are going in and out of rooms looking for Something... Not sure what.

FA, I'm in a bed in the school on a landing by some stairs? My cousin hops on to the bed in PJs and he is complaining about his feet. He pulls out a pitcher of water and pours water all over his feet, and the bed. I morph in a Jamaican woman and say in a bitchy voice, "Did you just pour water on your feet?" My memory fades here.

Lost Puppy

I'm walking down a street in a suburban area and notice a seemingly empty shopping bag moving around. Ok, just the wind... but then it crawls. I reach down and open it and see there's a small black puppy who looks lost and hungry. I pick up the bag and it pops it's head out a hole in the bag. I turn around and head back towards my house. After a few minutes of walking I reach my house. Some people approach me and ask me what I'm doing with an empty bag? I said found a sick puppy in there. Someone inspects it and it is empty and they look at me like I'm crazy. I turn around to look for the puppy again. I find some very large cats circling the scared puppy. I shoo them off and pick him up and head back home.

Same room

I am in a strange house with some stoner type guys. A blond woman is also there. for some reason I go to use their washroom and find a room with a couch and then a toilet beside it. I go back to the group and they say we are going to some other guys room to smoke up. We go in a different door and enter the same room with a couch and a toilet... okay. I get confused and leave the room and go back to the bathroom. I find the same room with a couch and a toilet but no one is in there. I go in the hall way and open another door and find the same room with a couch and a toilet. Everyone walks out of their room and back into the main living room. "Why do you guys have 3 identical rooms?" The guys shrug and the blonde woman laughs and says, "I know right this house is so confusing!"

Asuka is a Troll

Brief memory of us dreamviewing our wedding. Can't recall much. Then we are in a cross between a nightclub and a mall. The food court has a dance floor. She pulls out a sax and plays the opening line to Careless whisper over and over again while dancing around people's tables. They get annoyed and leave, and she keeps on going.

Dogs.

A brief dream about being in my backyard with a bunch of dogs with my cousin. For some reason we are climbing a big fence, and the dogs seem to be able to as well. There's a black lab puppy hanging off of a pant leg as I climb.

WTF

I'm in a bedroom in my house and James from work is there. Says he wants to show me something cool. He holds up a cell phone and i see him searching through some directories. Then a video plays where he has his mouth open from profile and small animals start flying out of his mouth, first a bird, then a turtle, and some other things i forget.

Work

I'm near the end of my shift but I'm doing a cross between my old job drywall and my current one. Xereniak is also there. when the shift ends i have a drywall trowel in my hand. I notice Xereniak is looking at me and following me around. Some kids ask him about Jesus and he gets distracted for a minute and gets all preachy with them.

I come out to a street that's similar to one i know in Chilliwack and i notice Xereniak is following me again with a bit of a grin... I wind up at home and look for a place to hang up my trowel before I wake up.

Elevator Trouble

I was moving some very large boxes onto an elevator with some people. The one box was so big that the doors wouldn't close but it went up anyway. We dropped a box off at one floor and then another on another floor. I read the instructions and it said we had to unload all the boxes on the third floor. When I announced this my coworkers just laughed about it.

Room and Concert

FA, in a room like mine but different with my youtube playing what it usually plays but i couldn't see the screen exactly on my laptop. It felt too real but i did a nose pinch RC and a little air came out, but not enough to convince me I was dreaming. I checked all my sense and thy seemed relatively normal. My brother burst into the room. Even though my brother lives in a different city i didn't question it.

my vision zooms out and we all get into a minecart like on Donkey Kong Country. I see it go a ways and now we are in some mall. We walk way to the end and i see it's night out. I get mad at my brother because i know i have to be home in time for work. He enters a door into some ballroom and I walk down the mall. I find myself in a bathroom looking into a mirror and I notice that my hair is really long and down to my shoulders, I'm surprised because I'm really balding and shouldn't have so much hair. Up ahead is a 3 way intersection in the walk way and behind some door is flashing lights and rock music. There's a concert in the middle of the mall. This all seems to odd so I nose pinch RC several times without it working. I then think back. I remember waking up and then traveling to this place. It all added up so it must have been real. I kept walking past the concert part and there were electronic keyboards on display. One guy was playing along with the music and paused to watch me walk by. I tried more RCs I can't remember and didn't become lucid. I was really disapointed when I woke up.

Zombies

I remember being on the moon with someone who may have been Raven Knight, we were practicing some special moves on a horde of zombies. Not many details i can recall.

Dog FA

I was lying awake for real and nodded off with my dog at the end of the bed who was also asleep. I had a FA in a dream version of the bed and the dream dog lifted his head and smiled at me and I remember he had a funny face.

Bus

I am at a greyhound bus terminal. I think I am going to Edmonton. I board it and sit down. It pulls onto a large highway. I just fall asleep on the bus feeling the motion of a bus. I feel it enter a large turnpike and can feel the force of the bus turning. For some reason it's very relaxing so I sleep.

Wrong Convention

I'm in some sort of large conference area. I take my seat beside a bunch of young people. In the middle of the room I see a display that says, "Dr. Who". I get excited. But instead of Capaldi, Matt smith, or any others that play The doctor. Some black guy in a suit comes out and starts talking in a microphone. He says this is not a Harry Potter convention so everyone has to give up their fake wands. People groan and pull out fake multi colored plastic wands while a security guard collects them in a bucket.

Balcony problems

Brief memory of stepping onto a balcony for a smoke. The gravity seemed heavy and I kept almost falling off the balcony.

School and Starcraft

I'm in a school playing a weird starcraft game with A and E. They don't seem to interested however and leave the game. I am surrounded by terran armies and siege tanks. I get up from the game and the mini armies follow me so I stomp on them with my foot.

We go in for another game and this time E seems to be helping me. I remember looking at her blue eyes at some point and becoming transfixed.

some time later I pick up a sketchbook that belongs to A and then E says I should really look at it because I will find it interesting. I flip through pages of lame stickfigures. Then on one drawing is a nicely realistic drawing of me. and below is a caption saying, "I love this guy." I flip through more and find more journal entries of her saying she has a big crush on me. E giggles at these entries and I say this is impossible. A says she hates me all the time and frankly I don't like her much, what kind of fake news is this?

Killed by Hit Girl

I'm wandering in some apartment building going up a flight of stairs. My vision zooms out and I'm watching a movie or something with Tommy lee Jones in it. He breaks into the apartment he's looking for and corners some guy. The guy speaks and I realize it's that DG from my lucid who I fired. Tommy pulls out a gun and moves towards him, "I wouldn't do that If I were you." Joe cool DG says. Tommy moves toward him again and I see a sharp sword come out of his chest. He slowly turns around and I see Hit Girl from Kick Ass is the one with the sword. He stares at her for a moment in dis belief when something like water starts pouring from his wound. He falls on the floor and begins shuddering and sobbing while the water turns blood colored and goes all over the floor. I wake up here.

Dream Cookies

Dream frag of standing in a kitchen while Asuka pulls out a pan of fresh cookies. I go to eat one but my vision goes all grey and pixelated and then I wake up.

First, I have some non lucid fragments before my WBTB. Lucids are after the WBTB.


Guitar Store

I'm with some people, but don't know who. We are walking along rooftops and for some reason go through a trap door on a big industrial looking roof top. I look down and see that the inside is some guitar store. There's no ladder and I try to get down but stepping on the tops of some guitars but they fall over. That just annoys the floor clerk. I remember getting down somehow. And then we walk downstairs to another level with some keyboards or something but my memory fades after this.

Woman on the Lake

Brief memory of being at a beach by a lake. Some woman with brown hair (May have been Asuka) was walking on the lake and singing to me. She kept trying to get me to join in. Can't remember if I did or not.

Weird Video Game

I'm in some underground Car garage with some people. We are on roller blades and skate boards. We get to some big TV screen where Gandalf is in some video game. I press a button which makes him shoot fireballs out of his mouth. I mash the button on Rapid Fire and zoom that camera so that his face is facing us, and he keeps shooting fireballs out of his mouth with a big and silly grin on his face. The people start laughing at that and my memory fades here.

Time Dilation

I'm already lucid wandering on the top floor of an empty house that I feel belongs to DV member Twoshadows. I'm in some living room or common area and am trying to find out where I am exactly, as I don't want to spend the entire dream wandering around the top floor of an empty house. I look out the windows and see there is a long walkway connecting to another section of the house. I am amazed by how real everything looks and am pleased at the architecture of the other section, it looks almost like a mini tower.

I begin walking and try out a nose RC for the hell of it. I can breathe through it... No surprise there,. But it seems good to practice RC's anyway. The timeline seems to jump from when I am walking towards the tower section to leaving it at the bottom. I guess I went down some steps? I don't seem to be aware of it nor care but now I seem to be in some sort of hotel.

I walk down long hallways lined with doors to bedroom no doubt when I realize there seems to be no one around. As if on cue, I find a larger set of doors to my left while walking back in the direction of the house and tower. I open them and see a large conference hall inside populated with people. I move past them not interacting with them and see that the conference room has no other doors or ways out so I turn out and leave it back to the long hallways. I head towards the house again and begin to notice that the place is now populated with random DCs. I turn toward the steps to the tower around a corner when instead I enter a random lobby or seating area where some random DCs are sitting there reading newspapers. I begin to wonder if I've entered into a completely different dream entirely.

My mind is still real foggy on some goals so I decide that until I remember some of them I should at least try and perfect Walms/Hukifs Time dilation method. His method: Place your hand on the ground, look at one spot where your hand is against the dream and count upward with one eye closed. While I have tried this many many times without success, I have found that I have had to modify slightly to keep the counting going, as going step by step seems to bring a force which rips apart the dream by the time I count to 15. The modification is counting the spaces between my fingers which keeps my focus both on my hand and the dream itself, it also keeps me entertained because every time I count a new set of spaces i see that there are more fingers and thus more spaces to count. But I have never tried it that way with one eye closed!

I keep that in mind while I put my hand in view. My hand looks slightly deformed with some big fingers and some miniature. I place my hand against the wall and feel the sensation of one eye closing, and start counting the spaces in between my fingers. Right away I begin to feel the force that rips the dream apart but instead I feel it flowing through my vision some how. Before i remember that my hand would jump around a bit as if some force I couldn't control was moving it. But this time with the force in my vision I realized that I am directing the force through my gaze wherever i focus it. my perception jumped between each finger going 1,2,3,4 back to the right, 5,6,7,8,9, back to the right and so on. My perception jumps even faster making me count super fast, maybe even faster than I can count while awake. This causes me to mis count here and there 11,12,13,14,15 back to the right, 15, 16, 17,.. I stop at about 30, and feel this should give me another half hour of lucidity.

There is a slight problem when I walk around though, My dream self is tired again. I remember i seemed to have no problem entering another lucid last time. with that expectation I wandered into the lobby area again and found a couch, and fell asleep on it.

Someone shot me in the head

I find myself wandering down the same hallways again fully lucid as if nothing happened. I look around a few rooms and then head back to the lobby area, As I enter it some force hits me in the head really fast and the dream goes black.

The Annoying Dream Guide

I Am now in yet another hallway in the same place I was before but walking towards the other end of the hotel. I can't remember how long this was, the timeline kept jumping ahead a lot. I wound up near a stairwell looking out the window. I knew I was supposed to find a woman with long brown or black hair. I couldn't remember exactly who ,so the closest to that was J, some pretty girl I knew in the past so I start calling her name intending to find her. Some DCs look at me strangely while I call out her name. I walk through a door intending her dream to be there and I find myself outside walking down an alleyway. I am still calling her name when some guy approaches me from another alley.

He tells me there's no need to call out for her name, and I shouldn't be looking for her. He joins me and we talk about stuff I can't really remember. He's trying to be some Joe cool guy trying to fit in with me. I have the feeling he is a guide similar to Victor maybe. He points to some garbage cans with some bright green toxic ooze coming out of them and says that God is placing those in dreams for me to use. I find it highly unlikely that God would place such nonsense in a dream and can't really think of any use for them and I continue to walk on.

He keeps talking but then I come to a clearing that is paved and see about 50 DC girls all scantily clad seem to be making out with Each other. Their pleasure seems to formulate into a song which entrances me. I suddenly feel the urge and jump down to them while the guide is saying, "Don't go over to them, Stay away from them". I go up behind a blonde and pull her away from the group, She giggles as I fall backward and she lend on top of me as if sitting on me. I briefly remember walms saying that sex in lucids usually ends the dreams fast. I ignore that because it feels so real. I begin pulling her pants when the dream fades.

Asuka is Leaving

I stumble into my home and that same guide is there telling asuka what I did. I keep protesting and saying that I've done lots of things with random DCs and asuka never seemed to mind.. She would even join in on occasion! The guide kept saying I was bad and asuka seemed to be getting angry at me. I protested again and said I had even done things with other girls while she seemed to be merged with them in dreams, and started listing off names. The guide said that just proves I'm a lech who doesn't care about Asuka. I said Asuka did all this willingly without my asking... He still twisted it so that she got even more angry and she left saying she wasn't coming back.

Now I am pissed. I tell him who is he to ruin my relationship with her. He said he was my new guide chosen by God himself to keep me pure. I said, "Okay, How am I supposed to be devoted to staying pure when I am in a body made of flesh that still craves sin?" and then I point out that, " Paul even devoted a chapter in Romans to the struggle with sin, and that the chapter makes it pretty clear that we still live in a body of flesh, While the holy spirit in us still hates sin, we still live in a body of flesh that wants to, so it is a struggle we have to deal with our whole life, and sometimes that life is full of failure." I seem to be losing him in my rant, as he seems to have no idea what I am talking about. I point out that if he were really sent by God he should have a clear understanding of this. We go back and forth like this for a while until I enter my living room with a library in it. I pull a book off the shelf written by Walm/Hukif, An account of some of his lucids.
I tell the guide that I never asked for any other guide and he should leave. To emphasize my point I morph into Donald Trump and tell him he's fired. He says I can't fire him. I say yes I can and if he won't leave I will get rid of him myself. I point to the book in my hand, and say that Walms used to have a guide that would tell him not to fight. But Walms didn't listen and got so annoyed with his guide and killed him somehow, and somewhere in this book is an account of it. And when I find out how he did it, I will do the same to him, and he knows I will have the determination to do it. The guide eventually leaves after this.

Asuka's Back

Can't remember the dream where i tell asuka to come back. It must have been good however as I am now in some dance room, where 50 versions of Asuka are making out with one another in various different outfits and dancing on poles, doing some sort of parody of the women from my lucid. The Song is by Bjork and Asuka is singing it. It's the song "Unravel" and i keep hearing her singing, "And when you come back, we'll have to make new love"