The Nomad Chronicles

I am at a massive rave in San Francisco. I am dancing to some dirty d'n'b, then I find the Glitch room. Everyone is dancing like crazed cyborgs. I see a strange little steel door on the wall. I open it.

I crawl through a small tunnel like an A/C duct, and tumble what feels like a garbage chute.

I am totally confused. I am in muck in a Star Wars space ship. I am in a dungeon in.. Hyrule? WTF? Am I Link?

There are strange little monsters on the floor oozing at me. I feel around on the wall for a hidden stone to push to open a secret door. The ooze comes together and makes a big monster that looks something like The Frost Giant.

I back up against the wall. I scream silently. An arm comes through the wall, and pulls me through. It's Link.

You fool! What are you doing wandering around in these dungeons, with no weapons, no shield, no potions?

Link gives me a dagger and a small wooden shield. We start fighting some low-level baddies.

Is this a video game?

A game? This is real life, you idiot! Now, stab that monster!

I shoot out astral tentacles, and form small blades on the end. I whip my tentacles at the monsters. Link and I start kicking ass and taking names. We move from room to room. I smash skeletons with a hammer, and toss bombs into the mouths of those triceratops bastards. We get to the Boss. It's Gannon.

I turn my arms into blades. ... (con'td)