The Nomad Chronicles

I get up out of bed, and walk downstairs to the bathroom... wait it's upstairs... I have to pee! No, I don't. For some reason, I touch my crotch, and I don't have my man parts...

OH SHIT.

Wait.... this is a dream. right... ok... I am just going to walk around and touch things.

Things feel so realistic, I start to lose lucidity.

THIS IS A DREAM THIS IS A DREAM, DAMMIT.

I sit down on the couch.

I am sitting in my dream. I am going to stay here. I am... sleepy...

I fall asleep (in my dream.)

DOH!