MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

recall was shotty due to alcohol consumption on my birthday. Fell asleep with goal in mind to find out when I would meet the woman the psychic told me about on the internet.

Asuka

Vague sex dream...

Symbiote?

Think I remember carrying Asuka's symbiote in my hand... it was giggling... wtf.

uncle wtf.

Me and my Uncle were arguing about some pop band and whether or not it originated from Denmark or sweden.

Work

Some vague dream about going to some guy named Garret's job. He was there working and he wanted to put me to work.

HH questions

Q. when Will i meet this woman I was told about?

A. I saw an image of a spoon... does that mean soon? Are my guides retarded? who knows. Then i saw a single number: 1. The first of next month year? very spoon indeed.

Birthday and burying my grandma so that's why I haven't been able to post much lately... Just abbridged notes.

- Weird shack with mushrooms shaped like vaginas....
- I was flying around some people and they were impressed... but I was locked in a cage.
- Hagrid makes short jokes about me... wtf. I see mel my ex and she's not happy to see me.
- Following some dude around and he tells me to go through some door. Kaomea is there with a blond girl with broken glasses. can't fix it so I argue with kaomea instead.
- Trying to call someone collect but i can hear them on the other end.
- Looking for shrooms on my birthday... I wind up in a school where everyone does crack... my heart is beating like crazy like a panic attack...

Can't remember which dream was part of which. Had a few dreams out of order but I will order them into one big dream (excluding the lucid). Goal for last night was to see if I'm still supposed to meet this woman the psychic had told me about.

Strangeness

Starts off driving in some strange town with my brother. Suddenly we are walking. I remember being in this place before... if you look at all the people and make Eye Contact with them they start following you around and then try to kill you. So this time I don't really look at anyone for long. I tell my brother not to ake EC with the people in town. But then As I'm walking, an asian girl stares right at me.... She has her hair tied back. I think I walk with her into some movie theater.

A movie starts. I am watching an asian man drive a truckin a muddy ditch. Suddenly I'm in the truck with him and he can't drive straight anywhere. He backs up and goes forward a lot but doesn't really go anywhere. Some people with guns ambush us.

Now I'm out of the trucka nd shooting people with a strange pellet gun. I should one guy in the back, but it takes five secodns for the gun to fire. When it fires the man topples over. The asian man who was driving tells me that my gun isn't on the right setting. I see a switch on it and flick it. Then the gun shoots normally. I begin flying upa steep and muddy hill when my memory fades.

Walking

I'm walking along a common street i remember from Chilliwack. It's night time and As I'm walking a strange animal goes in my path. It's small like a kitten and has a weird paw. I cross the street to avoid it and walk in the other direction. I see some familiar people ahead. I fly up a bit and become lucid. I see lots of powerlines and try to avoid them. A woman calls to me and says she wants to explore some waterfall. I turn back and fly through a portal... I think. Everything is black but I can hear a waterfall. I fly around one side of the mountain and get to the waterfall. I try to push through it to find a hidden passage but find nothing. The woman is still in the background somewhere but I never see her.

Hogwarts express

I'm waiting at a table with harry and hermoine. The hogwarts Train is just sitting there and waiting. I keep seeing my mom pass by and each time she gives me a strange look. She looks like she did the first time we sent her to the hospital.

Gary?

I'm at Gary's house waiting for him to arrive. I enter the living room and see his mother watching TV. On the screen she's watching someone play guitar... It sounds so good that i actually have to turn away in shame! His mother spots me and asks me what I'm doing here. I say waiting for Gary. She says to wait outside.

I go outside and like clockwork Gary arrives with some friends. One person looks like Cho Chen from harry potter... But then I realize it's a crossdresser... must be halloween or something... Anyway Cho pulls out a uitar and summons a guitar hero game and starts jamming on the guitar. He's playing a jason becker model signature guitar. Again the playing is too good that I have to turn away.

making food

I'm making a weird sort of omellete thinging on a long grill. I am pouring some strange sauce on it when my bro's gf jen comes by and complains that I'm putting too much sauce on it. I then fold the egg omelette in half concealing the sauce.


Asuka

I remember lying in bed when asuka joins me to cuddle witha big smile on her face.

Strange house.

i'm in a house with haley and some other people. We are on a sort of landing leading to downstairs. I hear some people downstairs and they are thrashing. The floor boards we are standingon begin jumping from the thrashing. Then we go downstairs to investigate.

Hermoine?

This may have been a continuation of the previous dream. I am downstairs in the same house. In haleys place is now hermoine, and now harry is also with us. We chase someone and find something but I can't remember.

Later we jump out of a building and all float slowly down to the ground. We re all holding onto one another. I remember this part from a a harry potter book i read in dreams. In the book part Hermoine says something like that she feels a close connection to the rest of us.. a feeling very miuch like siblings. But she's not saying it this time. So instead I say it. I say Harry is like a brother and that Hermoine is like my sister. She blushes and smiles at me... WTF?!?!?!?!?

dream censorship.

I was driving around with some guy. "OMG I can't stop the car!" my vision zooms out to 3rd person view and find that I am playing something like a grand theft auto game. The controller doesn't work well but i manage to park the car safely.

I get put of the car and I'm walking with a friend. I'm telling him about dreams, but he seems not to want to listen. I follow him into a house and he goes downstairs into a secret room. I really want to tell him something so I call him out again. a guy walks in and I starts saying something like, "I have dreams about people's waking lives... what they did yesterday that I have no idea what they did. and what they will do." The guy looks at me strangely and I realize it's not the guy i was talking to earlier. He is a bouncer and grabs my hands. But i knock my hands out of the way... i forget what happens after.

Multi asuka.

I was in several dreams at once. Pulling asuka from a place by a pole by a garden. Another place similar but a mirror version of that place. and another and another. In each i grab asuka and get some resitance pulling her back.

Horcrux.

I was looking for horcruxes while voldermort was chasing me... That's all I remember.

As I was falling asleep I had an HH moment and felt Asuka kiss my cheek.



Dragons

I remember flying near the moon with some dragons. I was also a dragon. My perspective kept shifting to third person view, and sometimes i was controlling my dragon self with a video game pad. using the directional pad to turn and fly.

What?

I remember being in my room with a sentient can opener. I was chasing it around the room. I seemed to know who it was. I suddenly felt insights and decided to to try automatic writing. Took me a while to find a place to settle the paper down and write on it. I manage to scrawl some sentences that make sense... but don't really say anything.

Asuka captured again

I'm in several rooms at once, shifting between them. In one i am fighting someone, in another i am searching for someone.

I find myself in a black limo that belongs to Lujan. Kanmuri is seated to my right. She looks like a female bartender I know from didsbury. She is looking down to avoid my penetrating gaze in some sense of guilt. I want to ask her why she would permit Lujan to do this... i mean we trained her to fight. I argue with one of lujan's followers. "I'll see to it that I take her back. Lujan can't have every woman he wants."

"Yeah, but some women actually like him." His follower weakly argued.

"While that may be true, In Asuka's case he is interfering with her free will." The man doesn't know how to argue

Harry Potter wants to watch some Harry Potter

Me Nomad and Harry are in some field. We decide to take Harry to watch a harry potter movie from another dimension. We teleport to a theater and I am all excited. "I can't wait to see this again" I say, but i am distracted by seeing someone i know.

A friend from high school is being chased around by a short woman holding onto him. He frantically wants her to go away. He runs outside and then walks in a moment later hand in hand with a different girl... his proper gf.

A man walks into the lobby and stares at me. I walk over to him and he hands me a stone. He says "go back to Spencer," As I wake up. (the woman, who tells EVERYONE that she likes me, but when I am around she ignores me and acts too cool for me when I talk to her.)

Asuka Barn... lol

I'm in a large field in my inner world with Asuka. I want to stay with her but she orders me to look inside the barn. I ask why she won't go with me. She says Just go in and I'll understand.

I go in and find it's a place that me and Asuka use to go to a lot. on the higher up parts all my clothes are neatly folded. I see she found my missing shoe and placed it there! I find a tape playing machine. I press play... and It's asuka singing to a kind of anime rock/pop backing. The songs are about me and her, and our love. I started welling up in tears... not sad.. but happy ones. she put this together for me so that i could remember something nice about her, which hasn't been happening much lately.

More Asuka singing

i'm drifting off again and I hear Asuka singing in my dream. She's saying "keep holding on, keep holding on,"

many thanks asuka

new song:

note: bought a pendulum that chose me. I asked it before bed instructions for getting my recall up and getting a lucid. I followed it tot he letter. It said i should put it under my pillow and it will aid dream recall and here is what happened.

Spencer

Dream of hanging with spencer... but only remembered buying her her brand of particularly thin smokes.

Jared

Had a dream that jared came to battle me but I forget what happened.

Stay out of my dreams justin beiber

Had a dream me and my cousin pete were outside a house by a stage at night time. Justin beiber was singing and he asked me to film him... So I kept running in front of his camera and making retarded faces and saying "it's justin beiber," in a really retarded voice tone. Gave up and sat with Pete who suggested we should change the song to metallica or megadeth. i agreed and tried fiddling with the Ipod. But alas, couldn't change the damn song. Then a dog came and bit my arm.

Uncle Royce super wtf dog nammit

I was in Ontario driving to work with Royce and Jossie. I was in the back. I looked out the window and I saw Royce's face as gigantic in the sky. It looked like the painting of his face but instead it was pure blood. A pure bloody royce face setting in the sky. I said we should get out of here before it chases us. Royce laughed and said this will get him his revenge on quetzecotl, because in a past life he was quetzi's right hand man and never got his reward. I said he should be carefull because some people think That I am the re incarnation of quetzecotl.

Jossie wants me to plug some headphones into a jack that's behind me. I try but the cord is too short. I keep plugging it in but everytime she moves forward slightly, it plugs out of the jack. This happenes several times.

We arrive at a large job house with lava in the basement. Dan is there priming the walls witha paintball gun hooked up to an airles machine. Trevor looks like big bird and is trying not to get his feathers splattered in paint.

Before I can get to work 3 big dogs come out of nowhere and start biting my arms, (warning me that Asuka is in trouble). Their bites burn my flesh and my arms. Some big guy helps and fight's the dogs off my arms. My dad hands me this weird stuff to heal myself I apply it to the burn marks. The lava is making it really hot and I butt out a smoke onto some tinfoil that I was using to help with the treatment of the burns. My dad keeps asking "Can I leave now?" I say yes.

Lucid one

I'm in my inner world house. A dog bites my arm when I become lucid but I forget what happened with the dog. I am sitting in a room with children around, they are asking me when I will bring asuka home? I ignore them because I am poking my fingers through a sheet of paper with no holes. I say, "Isn't that cool?" They roll their eyes and then walk out of the room. I then remembered that I should look for Asuka, I was about to open a portal before I woke up.

Lucid 2

I'm in a grassy valley looking for asuka lucid. A small black dog with a red jewel on it's forehead approaches me. I hold out my arm so that it can bite it, but it shakes it's head no. I ask it if it's my pendulum, it barks and nods yes.

missing time


Finding Asuka

I found asuka imprisoned in some weird building. Michael Jackson had her strung up by chains... He was biting ears off of children and then spitting the ears at her. I think I rescue her but forget what happens after.

basement suites

I was in my house with my dad. I was coming in from a smoke and wanted to finish it. I walked to the other end where I thought a door might be, but it led to another part of the basement filled with furniture I didn't recognize. I then remembered there was another door and kept walking. I found yet another part of the basement and finally found a door that led outside... but outside there was no space to move around.
i walked back and saw some family that said they lived there. They said several families lived in separate suites in the same basement, and I had just walked through a couple. The suite on the end where I just had come from... belonged to a family that recently moved out.


weird house

Was in some house populated by weird scope creatures that came out of holes in the walls and floor.


Super long wtf dream.

Started out... I was at someone's house for dinner and James was with me from red deer. The host was this really creepy guy. he was pissed off that I didn't finish the food from my plate... His vibe reminded me of moppon... but it wasn't him. This was the same house with the scope creatures...

I was talking to James and saying that I understood the host and I made a joke to which we both laughed and agreed with it. But then the host came a long with a new plate of food and dumped it on me. I was like WTF, and explained that I can't stuff myself silly all the time so it's nothing personal against his cooking.

Me and james left the place and we were in a city that looked like calgary and chilliwack. It was neear night time and we were walking around and trying to find a main road. James said that the host is known to follow and stalk people he doesn't like. We came to one end of a street and said goodbye... but the way I continued walking only led to condo complexes and not a street. i tunred around and went the other way.

found myself on a busy street during daytime and was asking people where the main street was. i followed their directions and found a road layered with cafe chair which I was walking on top of. An old lady smiled at me as I walked past her.

found myself at a weird C train station with futuristic elevators. I saw this asian woman (asuka?) walking into the tube that housed the elevator before the pod came. I saw her almost get squished when the pod came but she thinned herself out to not get hurt. i walked in the pod and made it up to the platform. the asian woman got out and boarded the train with me.

Wound up downtown on a hill near princess island park where I found my brother and some of Jaas's friends. Asuka went up to Haley and walked away with her talking like they were friends. Jared was there and said we were going to a nirvana concert... I never thought that it was impossible since Kurt was long dead. Jared sid we should do LSD for the concert as we walked down the hill with everyone. My memory fades here.

Angry

I was at some stalled vehicle by the side of the road and arguing with some middle aged guy. I remember throwing up my hands and walking away from the car. The older guy followed me and said "Ok now that we're away from the car... you're gonna get it," and he attacked me. I fought back and kicked his ass.

Helping a Tgirl

I don't know why I was called upon to help a Thai Transvestite... But I was there. She was in some bathtub and her boyfriend was mouthing her off,,, saying he only liked her because she had a dick... either than that... she was useless. She protested a bit and he hit her. The guy looked had a gunther mustache.


I went up to him and threw him threw a window. She gets out and thanks me... I stare... but not trying to stare downwards... She gets dressed and we go to a secret asian T girl club where she brags about how I saved her and they all gather around me excitedly. There's one that still has a man structured face that is smiling and winking at me. i slip out and leave before before get asked to one of their places for "coffee" or something.

House.

I go to a house that is apparently my house... I seem remember a wolf prowling around earlier. walk into the house but my memory fades.

House lucid

I was Semi lucid at the house in the living room. I saw my grandma sitting on the couch and was watching some TV. I sensed Asuka nearby but ignored that for some reason. I went to a hallway and found a door. I opened it and found... another door! I opened that and only saw a really small cup board space that I could barely fit my arm through. I went and found a door on the other end of the hall. I opened it and... another door behind that. Opened the next one and there was another door behind that... err. and another and another. I got fed up and pushed the door down and it revealed a staircase. But I woke up before I could walk up.

Psych ward

Dreamed I was getting picked up from a psych ward by my friend Jared and his girlfriend sarah. Apparently I wasn't taken well care of in the ward... what I was wearing was soiled and I stunk. Sarah kept bitching about my smell and was making rude jokes about it. In the dream I remembered this being my second time to this psych ward...

Training

Remember being in a hogwarts class where I was kung fu training. I was paired with a woman, I remember doing lots of blocks and stuff. This woman lured me into a backwards trip kick. and when I was on the ground I had a vague memory of choking a woman in my inner world... disturbing.

Picked on

I was walking around hogwarts and people were yelling at me and calling me a woman beater. One of the weasly twins dumped some crap on me and laughed. I just walked frustrated through the hallways.

Woke up, Remembered that from a few days ago, someone gave me a dream flu shot which poisoned me and made me attack harry during a portion of the tri wizard tournament. Concluded someone lured me to the dream psych ward for the first time, where they administered another shot. Was realeased and went home to asuka, being poisoned and attacked her. I was sent back to the psych ward for attacking her and then relased. By then word spread to hogwarts that I'm some maniac.

Award

After Raven healed me.... I went angrily into Dumble dore's office, Lucious was there... I knew he was behind my druggings and poisonings. But no way to prove it so I use my astral tentacles to extract Lucian's memories which Dumbledore then views in his weird memory fountain thingy. Turns out Lucian was usng a portrait in his home to communicate with Voldy, who was giving him instructions to sabotage me and stuff.

I get an award before the entire school for exposing corruption, everyone claps and smiles. People apologise to me etc. I wish I remembered it in all details.

Flying

I was with some people in some town but started flying up. I saw someone i recognized on the ground and called him by his name. He looked up at me and waved. I took off on my broom and remembered that he had a twin brother and was pondering if I met who I thought... or his twin.

Not enough breakfast.

I was in some weird underground warehouse where some guy was cooking breakfast. He looked at me and said "help yourself,". i looked and saw that there was only one egg and half a slice of bacon left...

New kid

Apperently me and Asuka have a new dream baby now... ha ha. Already a few months old. i'm in the living room with Asuka, who looks like a native american in this dream. She's just watching TV. The kid is crawling around and I follow the baby to make sure it stays out of trouble. It crawls in some weird cup board and is pking it's head through som small holes.i keep pulling the baby back. and it looks at me and laughs. It keeps putting it's head in weird holes and I spent the rest of the dream making sure it doesn't get it's head stuck.

- playing some guitar, guide is pointing at a set list of songs.
- FA, woman upstaris tells me to turn down the TV.
- Running into some guy from elementary school.
- Strange market where I turn fruits and vegetables into a strange keyboard

AMG! THE DREAM FLU SHOT MADE ME DREAM SICK!!!!

This was a very shifty dream. At first I was with my brother in a car, we were driving to his town bowden. We stop at some guy's house we know. The man who gets out is a guy I recognize from town, he plays guitar and works at Home Hardware, where we get our job materials.

We decide to give him a ride somewhere. I'm in the backseat, and the guy is another seat behind me... It's like we are in a family sized mini van. He asks me for a smoke and I pull out two, one for him and myself. We have a discussion about the brands of smoke... we both seem to be confused about which brand we have.

By now we are heading into a large city. for a while I am switched to third person view and watching the van pull from a highway onto another highway which runs through the city. I remember reading a statistic in the paper about this city that whenever you drive through it, there's a 60% chance of getting into a fatal crash. I decide to put on my seatbelt. We stop at a corner that looks a lot like this one street corner in the San Andreas game where you do your first race in the High Stakes low rider mission.... but there's construction going on around it.



I am trying to put on my seatbelt but it was all weird. There was a weird device to secure my legs and torso in. I spent a few minutes securing my legs and torso. Once I was finished I was now in a doctors office with Asuka and some other people. an Asian nurse came to the weird device I was sitting and she said, "You need treatment right away let me take you..." while she was unfastening my device.

I said, "but we all came here for our flu shot." For a bit I am wondering why I am getting a flu shot.

Then the dream speeds up and I'm running somewhere near a high up cliff or something. I can here a song I wrote in dreams... but all the guitars init aren't very clean. I am kind of ignoring it. After the cliff I wind up in some wood with Raven. There's a large rock right in the middle of the woods and we are climbing it. We are talking about something but I forget. Then some little ape guy that looks like donkey kong jumps from the top of the rock. I think he's evil so I grab him or something. I take him to a tree and smash his body against it.

The ape guy isn't even inured so I smash him on the ground a couple of times. Doesn't hurt him. I stomp on him and he doesn't even wince. I give up by throwing him up in the air as high As I could and letting him fall down while I walk towards the rock again. I soon climb the rock again but the ape guy pulls me down... now he's a short haired Asian guy... Basara? He holds me down a bit. Raven is protesting and asking why I would attack him. The asian guy says not to worry, It's just that I have a dream flu and I need some rest. He starts walking me to a couch in the middle of the woods. I do feel disoriented and start screaming incoherently and then wake up.

Lucid 1

I''m in some weird building and flying up... I see some guy I know Darcy standing on a railing ledge. I hear someone say that the's the security guard there. I become lucid just randomly. Darcy changes into a small flying computer device and flies into my hand.... I am looking at all his weird gadgets and stuff but the dream fades.

Lucid 2

I become lucid on some street walking at night time. I forget much of my goals and just walk... The street is a lot like the one i used to walk to in chilliwack to where my friend mike lived. I am walking and counting my steps for some reason... maybe trying to dilate time... but I forget. I walk to the house where Mike used to live... it looks different of course. All the houses are different but the layout of the streets are the same. I walk into the house and it is pitch black which almost wakes me up. I pull out a wand and try a spell which turns on the lights. I say, "Illuminous..." but I get startled by the sound of my voice... I forget the last word. I feel the dream fading out and I put my hand on the ground to stabalize the dream. It does and I get up... I start walking through the house again when I wake up.

Snapelicous

Me and Asuka get called into Snape's office at hogwarts. He starts giving us a lecture about innapropriate display of affection in the hallways. (all we were doing was holding hands... pfft). I wasn't listening though.. I wastoo busy fantasising a scenario that would just pisss Snape off. That me and Asuka should do the dirty deeds in the hallway right by his office... and for everyone to see. The only bigger pleasure than doing the deed itself is what Snapes face will look like if he sees us!

In the middle of his lecture, his office door opens by itself. Snape says loudly "Harry potter," in his typical dry tone. I look behind me and see harry running behind a shelf while he fumbles with his invisibility cloak which I see him dissapear behind. I then notice a small head statue of JS bach on one of the shelves... Oh well at least me and snape have something in common.

Fox

I remember a small fox that jumped into my arms. I was petting it... no other memory... It was Pablo no doubt.

Music

I remember hearing a piece of music and playing it on the guitar. I remembered one melody line clearly upon awakening... unfortunately I was too drowsy to get up and forgot it when I ell back asleep.

Slughorn's house.

Dumble dore sends me to Slughorn's house for something I can't remember (Dumbledore is helping me cheat like the other participants?!?!?).

I enter the house and each door leads to a different room. I backtrack when not finding slughorn and notice that the rooms change around on the house. Walms enters the house but I ignore him. He goes through one door. and I go through the other... but we both wind up in the same room a moment later??? WTF. Walm's does something to the wall and a matters and pillow appears leaning against the wall. We knock the mattress over and it reveals a hidden room where Prof Slughorn is sleeping in a bed, He awakens and is all like "huh wha? hmm? Who are you?" but my memory fades here.

New guitar vid






flying doesn't equal lucid...

I'm with Asuka, HP and crew on a hill... our hangout it seems. Asuka tells me to RC. I float up a bit and then down. "I do that all the time... it's not a dream" Asuka facepalms. Ron taps me on the shoulder, he seems to be avoiding harry.

"Hey... Tell harry I said blah blah blah blah" Ron says.

"Grow some cojones and tell him yourself... it's not his fault his name was pulled from the goblet.. It's not what you think."

More HP stuff.

I remember vaguely being with Harry and hermoine in some room with a large table it was a supper for the three of us because we are the gryffendor participants in the tri wizard tournament. We are discussion strategies and what not. I seem tog et along with Harry well. I made him laugh somehow but I forget.

Music

I was in some weird music hall. I was given an ibanez bass to play. I was fingering a fairly difficult bassline from vivaldi's Folia. (the line is impossible to play on guitar unless you finger pick it.). anyway I was finger picking the line pretty tightly. Some guy said I should jam along with the what the other guys were playing.