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I REALLY wish I could dream about something else at this point... Dreams 2 nights ago.

The Fury of Asuka

Asuka was showing me a video of something that she did to Bjork. Asuka was explaining that Bjork needs to respect our space and stop trolling me with drama in the dream state. Couldn't remember any lately... but. Asuka is doing some sort of parody of Isobel, and Bjork is inside the dream music video. The backing track is all metal, Asuka changes the lyrics to troll and scare her. One version of Asuka is singing while another is just staring and they zoom in and out of focus of eachother. Bjork looks pissed that someone is doing a parody of her music. She eventually starts trying to escape the dream but fails when multiple Asukas surround her. I was only shown a snippet of what really went on, which was apparently a long series of nightmares according to what she was telling me. If anyone has read my early dreams of Asuka, you know she can be quite a dream troll.

Caverns

I was exploring some caverns with waterfalls in them with a group of people

Me and some kids are exploring them. I find a hidden path which leads to a waterfall similar to the one in the entrance. I go back to the kids and they can't find the secret passage I found and are not convinced when I tell them that there's another way through. They end up convincing me to leave.

Gary's

The girl from my previous dream brings me to a house that belongs to my childhood friend Gary. We go into his kitchen and he sits down. He seems not to be acknowledging my presence there at all. I remember my brother telling me that he was being snooty towards him lately because he thought we would be a bad influence on his life. He then surprises me by offering me pizza. I'm not hungry so I decline, and I notices stacks and stacks of empty pizza boxes all over the kitchen.

Then I realize I have no pants on and I'm in my underwear.

Limo

A limo pulls up outside Gary's house and offers me a ride. I get in and Bjork is inside (I also am vaguely aware that I have no pants on for this entire dream which makes it funny). She looks like 70 years old, Emaciated, and shrivelled like a prune. She can barely speak when I ask her what happened to her. She mouths: Asuka. and gives me a look like she expects me to do something about it. I try to explain that Asuka was just defending me, she is my wife after all, and if she thinks something has to be done about something that she's probably right. I remind Bjork that she had promised to keep her distance which she never did. and go on like that a while.

At some point I go to look out the window to RC. But I get distracted when my arm brushes up against bjork when I go to put my hand on the window. We pull up to my house and I tell her she better leave before Asuka spots her.

I go inside and go to my room and put on some pants. I think of something else to tell Bjork so I run outside and her limo is gone.

Last night: no recall... I went and got drunk at karaoke.