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Walking maze

I'm with Romano, The Sorcerer I met from my camping trip. He's making walk through this one building that is a maze, telling me to go down this hallway and that hallway etc. This goes on the entire dream. I ask him what is the point of all this? He says he is just seeing whether or not I will follow his instructions. He laughs.

Drunken kung fu

I'm in the hall where the bands were playing at the festival. For some reason I am dancing doing drunken kung fu... that I just seem to happen to know in the dream. Romano is watching, He morphs into a dog that has over exaggerated swirls for eyes. He runs through the mosh pit knocking people over, and then he flies up with bat wings and mounts himself self on the ceiling, Finally becoming a disco ball. I shake my head at his silliness.

Asuka needs healing

I am in the kitchen making a meal. Asuka keeps pestering me and calling me names, saying i can't cook. I flip her the bird.
Starcrat II

I'm at a video game store looking at a starcraft II game and pondering buying it.

Lucid

I became lucid randomly while I was beating up my brother. He was laughing in a strange way. I left and went to touch things to hold onto the dream. my memory fades there.

John Ritter and his Cronies

My inner world gets invaded by assholes, they infect Asuka with dark energy. They are being led by John Ritter? WTF. They turn me into a child and say that John is my father and will take good care of me. Um ok.

I have a FA and Asuka is a ghost over my bed with black crap coming from her mouth. I can't move and I'm paralyzed.

I will hunt you down one by one.

I catch up with the cronies in another dream. They keep telling me There's nothing i can do to get Asuka back. I say you guys are tough while together but mark my words. I will find each one of you alone and rip you to shreds... one by one. They blast me through a portal and laugh.

Taking one down

Data creates an invisible bomb and gives it to me. He says I should be a bird when going into one of the person's inner world or they will know it's me. I turn into a raven and go through a portal into the person's inner world. There's a few people there watching a TV So I fly into their apartment and go to the main lounge chair. I manifest human arms and read a newspaper to blend in a bit. I then find someone and implant the bomb inside them. I wait for a while and fly out waiting for an explosion but nothing happens. Data tells me he didn't make it properly.... Shit.

HH

Someone keeps feeding me HH messages saying that Asuka has no need for me anymore.

★★★

Walking somewhere.

I was with my friend Rusty from Didsbury. We were going to walk somewhere in the middle of the night. The place was a road with thick woods on the side. I remembered we were going to walk without flashlights.

Aliens

I was in my house with some people. A woman pointed at a window and said saturn was close to earth. I looked and saw a big planet in the sky, but it wasn't Saturn... at least it had no rings. Then "saturn" Turned into a UFO and started beaming people up with a white light. It would pick people up and then drop them a distance. Everywhere people were running and the UFO was having fun picking people up and dropping them or throwing them with the beam certain distance. I saw the beam try to shine in the house and then everyone hid somewhere. My memory fades.

Hidden town

This was a long dream. Me and my brother find a town in between Olds and didsbury, in reality there is no town in between this 15 km stretch. Anyway my brother is Driving and we wind up in this town. I have memeories of dropping his girlfriend there weeks ago in the dream. My brother is confused and doesn't know how to leave. I tell him the route I remembered we went down before in some alleyway.

At some point we are out of the car scoping the town out. It seems there's lots of stores and even a movie theater. It Transitions to nightime and I am walking by myself. I see Asuka and someone tries to attack her, So I put her into a protective bubble while I fight off the guy. Afterwards her bubble starts blowing away and I try to catch it. Somehow i get her out of the bubble but I don't remember how exactly.

I meet up with my family at a restaurant, I recognize one of the waitresses. I am drinking a coffee and realize there's no sugar in it. I pull a sugar packet out and rip it open... But the sugar looks like rice krispies or something and they soak up the remaining coffee, somehow i manage to drink it without caring. Asuka is beside me and laughing at how silly it all is.

★★★

Why so Angry?

I Gradually became lucid somewhere. It started off I was flying around and I was trying to land. There were people below i was talking to. One guy saw me try to land a few times and not quite making it. He said flying looked dangerous. I was flying over some barren landscape. I somehow managed to land in some torn up building.

Becoming even more lucid i began to touch everything to sustain the dream. After a while of this I decided to look for Asuka. I kept thinking "Asuka" in my head and trying to open a portal. I walked through the doorway of the torn up building. I found myself on a street. I came to a four way stop and saw Asuka walking towards me. I think I said "hi" and then she turned towards a tall brown house. I didn't recognize the house and asked if it was ours. She said yes.

I went in the house and went downstairs Asuka was with me. I asked her if she is aware of my waking thoughts? She said no. I pondered how that's possible because so many times I've only thought of things me and her can do and then the next night i dream that very thing. Her answer kind of disturbed me. She didn't seem to be paying much attention to me. I then asked her if she dreams at all when she sleeps. She didn't answer.

For some reason her non response angered me. I said "OK it was a stupid question to ask." A wave of anger hit me again and I grabbed a door and ripped it off it's hinges and then I slammed it against an outside corner. Asuka ran up to me with her eyes wide. I was surprised by my own reaction and immediately began to apologies when I woke up.


FA, And i have a long and hard thinking session about the dream. Why wasn't Asuka answering me? Why was she ignoring me? how come she didn't seem to care that I was lucid? I concluded that it's a possibility that it may not have been her.

Lucid again

I remember becoming lucid in front of some weird foggy guy but that's all I remember.

Starcraft
I remember being on facebook asking a kid if he wanted to play starcraft. Suddenly he was much older and said that he lived in calgary.

Hands

I remember a non lucid where I was following asuka. She had blond hair. I remember walking up beside her and grabbing hands. We held hands while we continued walking wherever,

Who?

I remember being at a table watching Haley and her one friend.

★★★

Baphomet

My and Waking Nomad are our Shadows selves. We are riding Wolf motorbikes. We are dressed like Bikers and whipping chains around. We are Attacking a large red Devil guy and he has the name Baphomet above his head.

Music

I am listening to a piece of music and I get pulled into the music. now i am in the dream of the song Cruising along in a truck that's driving down a river. I make the truck transport all over the place... The whole dream was pretty abstract and hard to describe. A voice in my head says that this is what the architecture of music looks like.

Dog WTF

I am outside in some place running away from giant dog like thing like you see from the Avatar movie. I find a mound of dirt hidden behind a log. i hide there and one of the dogs crashes into me and then keeps running.

I get Transported to my house. Asuka And data are there. Asuka is merged with H again WTF? On the table are pictures of Cacophony. There's a before and after picture of her. the after one she looks normal without any wacky hairdos. In the picture she smiles at me and we have a conversation like i am talking on a webcam with her.

Wrong room

I am with my brother and Asuka in some weird building. We enter a room where a certain meeting is to take place. something like AA. At one point I ask where the washroom is and I realise is aw my brother already go into one. I leave the room after a while and enter a big hall that's a high rickety bridge that I try to cross.

★★★


Super WTF Dream

Starts off... 3rd person view on a bus full of assassin women. Someone is there covertly and does something with a TV screen... there's a silhouette of woman's cleavage of the screen. It draws the attention of the women on the bus. The person behind the screen then kills all the women on the bus.

now me and my brother are on the bus and are trying to drive it. We crash it near a mall. The bus shrinks and we are pushing it home. We go into the mall and go down an escalator. The bus is no longer with me. I walk by an area where someone is playing a piano. I recognize the tune and in the dream i know how to play a better version of the song than the one the person is playing.

I crawl through a tiny route back to my home. When i get there someone says i forgot the bus. I crawl back through the tiny space. It's a winding tunnel i can barely fit through. There are electrical wires sticking out and it's painful to get past them.

I Get back to the mall. The piano is now gone and the escalator is now an elevator. I get on the elevator to go up, but the button panel is a screen with guitar hero on it. I mess with the buttons trying to access the elevator controls but the guitar hero screen won't go away. Then my landlord and brother get on the elevator and complain why it won't go up. I keep playing with the guitar hero screen trying to get the elevator to go up but it won't do anything. I curse at it loudly.

Water

I'm with a couple by a pool of water. They keep telling me to dunk my head in the water. I do this and so do they.

Week long trip

Me, My brother, and someone else are in chilliwack. We are supposed to attend a funeral or something. but I don't remember going. I am forced to walk across BC to alberta.

somehow I pick up a tiny mini cycle with a motor. I spend a while driving through the mountains. I come across a town to get gas but i meet people there and I'm invited to stay with them for a night. While at their house I count the money in my wallet and it seems i have enough to get gas.

In the middle of the night I'm awakened by two people rioting outside. One person says that they are going to burn the house down. Then he says something about the people inside not having guides. I run through the rooms in the house trying to find another exit out. I fine a room with windows i can open. I don't gp through and go to the front door to negotiate with the rioters. I tell them that i do have guides and that they will protect me. One of the men says that i am free to go.

I go into the garage and get my bike. I wheel it out to the front lawn when one of the rioters approaches me. He looks engraged and I can clearly see his face. He approaches me with intent to kill. But the man behind him tells the man I am free to go so stop trying to kill me. It occurs to me that the angry man is a dreamer and the man behind him is his dreamguide. His guide tries to stop him but the man won't listen. I pull out a kitchen knife and put it against the man's neck with the dull end. But i see it clearly cuts him... WTF. I tell him he should stop. i'm the one with the blade and he should let me go without a fight... i mean no harm to any of them. The guide agrees but the man then summons an exacto knife. My memory fades here.

★★

screwed up time dilation again

I became lucid randomly in my house. It was pretty vivid. Decided to try time dilation. I put my hand on a table and stared at it. I began counting my fingers instead of staying focused. I counted 5 fingers, then 6, and finally 8. It was destabilizing, then i remembered the imagine the seconds as units of time stretching out. Tried that but i completely lost the dream.

Continued from previous post.
(Abridged)

Don juan tells me to focus in the corner of the mirror i can see 2 others of me in my perphials.
DJ Shatters the mirror by whipping his tentacles at it. There are 3 of me that i can see now in the room. We face each other and morph into wolves. we circle each other and say "We know who we are... Naga Nagual." We run fast around each other and create a vortex we all get pulled in. Don Juan is laughing. The dream Diverges.

Dream 1: I am walking with Don juan in the desert. I am telling him that I don't see like Naguals do. He says that I do. I say then how come I never recognise energy bodies in the waking state. He says that I already do but i'm just not paying attention to it. I say that's impossible. He laughs.

Dream 2: I am in don Juan's shack He gives me a pipe and I smoke it. It's like ice coated smoke smoke. "What is this shit?" "Little smoke" He says and then tells me I will see the guardian of the otherworld. He puts a fried egg in front of me. In the yolk is a man walking around playing guitar. I can't speak so I telepathically tell him I dreamed this before months ago. He laughs and says there is only the dream of right now. The guitar man turns intoa gnat. I am suddenly inside the yolk staring at a large beast with spike hairs and giant wings. It flies up and away and then comes back and charges at me. I scream and find myself in Don Juan's shack. "He didn't accept you" he says.

Dream 3: I am with Lonewolf, Raven knight and Waking nomad. We are helping lonewolf meet the black fists. I see lonewolf whip his tentacles at one of them and the black wraith looking guy dies.

Dream 4: I am in the same scenario but this time Lonewolf punches the black fist guy in the chest, his hand goes right inside the man's chest and he pulls the heart out and eats it. He laughs. i think "WTF, this was ages ago. I thought I never intended to go there."

★★

Dreaming in four dimensions

found myself in some weird dark room. Don Juan was there eyeing me. He didn't give any time for small talk or introductions.

"This time Robert" he began. "You are going to get an extended lesson. You recently wrote something about dreaming in four dimensions, While accurate, It is not the same as the way I am teaching your friend how to dream in different dimensions. What I will do for you rob, Is teach you and easy way that you can do this yourself. Start by summoning a mirror that is facing another mirror at a ninety degree angle."

I summoned one. He instructed me to stand and look directly into the corner. to be continued...

★★★

Walking the Warrior's way.

The first of this dream is foggy. I think Don Juan was talking to me about using the right way of walking while in dreaming. something about using my feeling to accomplish this. Walking in this manner during dreams is a sure way to improve lucidity, he said.

Physical memory starts when I'm walking along some road that dives downward. on the other side of the street there is an indent in the rock that you can walk up. I walk up and down it in a cirlce. A woman is behind me. and for some reason I am explaining the Nagual to her. after a time the walk becomes more difficult to perform. My feet get heavier and I hear a clunking sound everytime I hit the rock with my feet.

WILDING in a dream

I had a fa right into sleep paralysis. I knew i was about to enter a dream. I never attempted tojolt myself from the parlysis just focused on entering the next dream. I started hearing a voice say "The next time you are dreaming you will realise that you are dreaming. Are you dreaming? is this a dream?" I tried to focus on the words but it got drowned out by music.

I was in the middle of a nonlucid. I was in some theater and a big screen was displaying an Iron Maiden concert. after a while someone shut off the screen in theiddle of a song and decided to play a movie instead. Everyone got mad and started rioting. I left the seating area and decided that If I coln't watch the concert, I would rob this place of their food. I went behind a concession counter and started ripping open bags of chips and cookies. I began eating like crazy before the dream ended.

Is this a dream?

I'm in the backseat of a car driving towards my house in olds. Ilook tomy right and see asuka is in the backseat with me. I breifly think "Is this a dream?" The dream feels to real so I forget the question.I may have performed an RC but I don't remember wether it worked or not.

Hug

I'm in some area outside on a strange planet. B'Elanna from star trek voyager is standing on a huge rock over a cliff or precipice. People are giving her hugs and wishing her well on her jump into infinity. I recall giving her two hugs.

cacophony

I'm in some crowded mall area. I walk around. I walk past a woman I think is Cacophony, but she looks different. She sort of looks at me as I walk past. A moment later she approaches me and we have small talk "hi how are you?, how are things? Everything's fine thanks" etc. There is a noticeable tension between us and she seem nervous. later on she walks by again and we have pretty much the same conversation. I feel like she wants to tell me something but is too embarrassed to bring it up.

Back at the mall

i'm back at the same place and run into another familiar woman. I become lucid and flya bit around her bu I forget what happens afterward. When I woke up I realized she was Asuka.

Lucid outside

I was someplace at nightime in a backyard. There was a stone walk way with a stone arch over some steps leading to other pavement. I was lucid right away. I called to Asuka and decided to wait. I didn't want to sit still in fear of losing the dream. I strated touching the ground trying to incorporate my sense of touch in the dream. When i looked at my hand on the ground I started counting instinctively. I stopped since usually doing that destabalises the dream. I wanted to indorporate taste next but I forget what happened after.

Another concert

I was outside at a familiar dream stage. I saw a band doing a sound check. I was staring at the guitar that belonged to one of the band members. There were extra frets on the guitar, which went well into where the pickups usually are. I then noticed that the pickups were placed to be part of the frets. It looked kind of cool. After the sound check I went to the guitarist and talked to him about his unusual guitar. He was young around my age and we quickly became friends.

Pablo

I was reading my Dream journal and saw that pablo commented on an entry. He said he saw me in a dream as an albino serpent, or a white snake. I googled his phrase and found a cartoon about white snakes. It was poorly done, but it portrayed the snakes living underground and possibly in the ocean.

★★★

WTF Truck

I'm in a truck like my dad's in the passenger seat It's driving by itself. I see it heading towards a rock face where a bunch of bombs are exploding? I kick my left leg and hit the break. I get into the driver's seat and suddenly my dad's there. He starts ranting about how I shouldn't be driving and I almost totaled the car. I said I saved the truck from totaling itself and that he should thank me, besides isn't he happy I am learning to drive for once. He said it doesn't't matter and that I'm a worthless piece of shit. He then indicates that he wants me on the street because he can't stand dealing with me at home.

H wtf

H and Asuka are merged. She's holding a tray with jello cups? they are red. And there is discussion about how this is going to make her famous.

Restaurant

I'm at a restaurant with Asuka. She orders me a large serving of Escargot? anyway it's extra cheesy so I start stuffing myself.

Lucid

While walking down a hallway I become lucid. I turn an head downstairs and See an area reminiscent of one of the places i lived in in Didsbury. I see Jen (my brothers gf" Sitting on the floor. I ask her if she has seen Asuka? (sometimes characters know if asuka has been around). She laughed and asked who that was. She asked if she was my dream girlfriend or something. I said yes, and that this is a dream. I also hear some music playing. I try to bring the focus on the music more but it fades.

I search two downstairs rooms. In the first one. Some men have a ladder and are fixing something electrical on the ceiling, but it's not the light. I ask what they are doing? They say something technical but it makes no sense. I leave and check the other room but it's empty. I briefly look in the other room as I pass. Now there are no men or ladder. Jen is no longer in the living room area as well. I call out to Asuka As I walk up the steps. I say aloud that I am lucid and if there's anything she wants to tell me, now is the time to say it. I walk upstairs thinking the dream feels almost as real as waking life. As if on cue, I wake up for real... DAMN


Old Dreams?

I'm walking down a street in chilliwack. I have memories of going into a building in an older dream and going into a flea market of some kind. anyway As I walk down the street I can hear myself playing a vivaldi violin concerto on guitar. I don't like the sound of it. But when it ends and older lady DC walks up to me and says "That was brilliant!"

★★★

Pre cog dream

I'm at an airport in japan with the waking life version of Asuka. We are walking down some steps and she hands me a white pen to fill in my baggage tags with She's also wearing a white toque. It feels as real as waking life. When i wake up i slightly jump from shock

Lucid


I'm walking down some street in chilliwack towards a house. I forget what happens when I get there, but at some point I'm outside one of the windows trying to find a way down. There's a ladder leading down but it's hard to reach. I am also holding onto a part of the shingle. I go back in through the window.

I become lucid. I look around a bit trying to orient myself. I think I tried a time dilation technique but it was one i never even heard of before... anyway it didn't work. I walked down a hallway and called for Asuka. My voice came out really loud and annoyed as if I was mad or something. Right away I said. "Shit, I didn't mean to yell. Asuka Asuka" at normal tone.

I found myself in a bathroom, I left, closed the door and imagined that through the door I would find wherever she was. i opened it and there was a different bathroom but no one was in there. I ran across a mirror and decided to look at myself. I was too blurry and right away the dream faded.


weird School

Vague dream about walking in some sort of school. Some annoying girl kept going on the PA every time I walked past the office and said to the whole school that I was a creep. anyway I just kept walking and came across a cafeteria. suddenly that girl was there again. I walked past her and said for her not to follow me. I wasn't doing anything wrong.
I spotted a friend from school years ago and went to talk to him I forget what happened after.

★★★

Fragment

a fragment of being somewhere with some guy?

A

I remember walking in a town with Raven Knight. The town looked like didsbury. We were following A and she looked all gothic, had the makeup and everything. At one point she looked right at me, but it was as if she saw right through me as if I wasn't there. Me and Raven sort followed her for a while.

Train

I remember running onto a train beacue someone was chasing me. outside the window I saw Asuka fly by as a ghoul. I went up a car and spotted A.

"you!" I said. "what have you done with Asuka?"

"Nevermind... what are you doing spying on my dreams?" she asked.

"I wasn't spying I am viewing my old dream records to construct a timeline of events."

"well every time you do that I have to re dream the damn thing. I thought you wanted me to stay out. And here you are invading my dreams."

"Like I said, I was viewing a record. And you're one to talk you and P gave me trouble for quite a while."

"umm that wasn't me.Those were shadow beings."

I rolled my eyes. "Shadow beings wrap around you like a blanket and suck your energy. They don't shoot projectiles at you. and you forget that I know Energy signatures. And how come after we healed you then you stopped showing up it's undeniable.But I won't fault youfor being under the influence of dark energy. Now tell me what you did with asuka." I was getting angry.

"fine... I didn't do anything to her. I'm only projecting an image.Just stay out attacker."

"I'm not attacking anyone. if anything people have done nothing but attack me. Everything i did was in self defense.Honestly you people think you are better than everyone just because you can walk into people's dreams and harrass them. Why don't youuse dreamingfor something better."

"ok, fine just leave me alone." she stammered. She dissapeared fast.

Car WTF

I remember driving down some country road. We suddenly hit a very steep part of the road that led down... and I mean vertical drop!. We went down one and then another, and yet another. On the last part down the road turned into dirt. There were yellow digging machines buried in the dirt. I crawled out of the car and slip down the dirt a bit.
Now I was in a downward cave. I spotted a shelf with pots on it. I used the shelf to climb down. At the bottom I found myself in a warehouse. Some man came outof the door to an office. He asked me where I came from.

I said I'm from above, and did he nocie weird machines stuck in dirt and roads up there. He gave me a strange look and said no.

more WTF

I am at a table with some kids playing cards. I am trying to order the deck but i just can't get them all to face the same way. The kids are saying it doesn't matter what way the ards are facing. tuvok holds a card witha display of the deck on them he says to the childrean that logic dictates that the cards are supposed to be ordered a certain way.
I have Shawna on my lap during this, she askes me when are we going to... I ask what it is but she says never mind.

Asuka's head pops out of the table. there is a circular cut in the table for her head to fit through. She is laughing, dso I look under the table and see that a small animal like a dog is pawing at her crotch.

★★★

Computer madness

I was on a computer looking at the M site. It had a new forum look. There was a message banner from Mu asking how did everyone like the new look. I saw a new pm and clicked it. It was from someone i knew. I thought it was gonna be a hate message but it wasn't.

Some weird guy wandered into the room and asked if he could use the computer. I told him to hang on a sec. He peered over my shoulder at the computer screen. "What's this?" he asked "From Dolly: have a look at my fresh pussy? what is this?"

"nothing" I said.

"aw, I want to read the rest."

"no, and frankly you can't use the computer." Me and the guy started getting into an argument. I saw Asuka walk by, the was smiling and seemed amused by the whole thing.


Goodbye wtf

I was showing someone to the door. some asian woman. I gave her a hug goodbye. now she was shirtless and she had no boobs. WTF?

Scaffold

Some vague dream where i was climbing a Scaffold and there was women following me. I don't remember any more details.


Pennywise



I was in the my inner world when a couple of the kids kept complaining about nightmares involving a clown. They all gave the same description of the clown Pennywise. Me and Asuka tracked it down and opened a portal.

We were in a car driving to the town from the IT movie. I saw a familiar gas station up ahead. I told Asuka i'll leave the car and she should pull up for gas. When the attendant comes up, he should turn into pennywise, Then we should scare him and make sure he never scares the kids again.

I fly out of the car and watch from below. Asuka pulls up to the gas station, then a gas station attendant walks up to the car. They said a few things back and forth and sure enough, just like in the movie, the man turned into pennywise. I went flying for him from behind him. Asuka changed into pennywise herself when he was trying to shine his light in her eyes. She even had hs razor sharp teeth. Pennywise jumped back in fright, He went to run away, but then he turned and faced me. I was also pennywise, so he screamed and ran.

I went after him and got him on the ground. I had is face in the dirt and held his hands behind his back like a police officer arresting someone.

"So, you've been trying to come into people's dreams and frighten them eh?" I said.

"Yes, I need their energy, you can't stop me."

"We'll see about that"

"I have my reach into all of this region. no kid here is safe from me haha."

"what about kids on another continent?"

"There are others like me everywhere! You can't stop us all!" He then tried to roar with laghter when i kicked him through a portal because I was angry.


Stonehenge

I had a dream I was under stonehenge. Something was trying to destroy it from above. I saw rocks and mssiles hitting it over a protective sheild. I remember teleporting away for a distance. I looked up and saw a massive blue thingy going over a city. I flew up to see how big it was and to see if I could get to the weapons part. As I flew up I saw it was massive, it covered an entrie big city!

I spotted what looked like the weapons and flew toward them. I went inside a door on that part and saw my brother and his Dream girlfriend playing music? they had invisible keyboards in their lap and they were playing Bach's concerto for four harpsichords.... but they only had two keyboards? I was pondering this impossibility when I woke up.

Computer WTF

I was on some Nagual forum and spotted a chat place. I remember being there before but I couldn't remember when I had chatted there. I have hours of memories of chatting there but i couldn't pinpoint exatly when... or were they dreams?

i logged in and a few people in there seemed to recognise me. The bakground was Homer Simpsons? weird. The chat morphed into a 3d space where everyone had avatars walking around in a scene. My perception continually zoomed cak and forth between being outside the computer and in the chat space. I was felling silly so I made my avatar say something like "I once fucked and Eskimo... Froze my dick" A few people were likfe "WTF???" and then I woke up.

★★★★

weird

I remember being in a dream somewhere when i fell through a mirror. I wound up in a kitchen with my dad and he was telling me what a lazy guy i am for not doing dishes. For some reason i fell on the floor and my face was being held against the carpet.

B the psychic

i'm in a cave somewhere. B is a strange creature. She has bat wings and her eyes are emanating amber light.

"Are you B?" I ask.

"I am her collective consciousness from all of her lifetimes."

"Wow," I said. "hey i wanted you to help me clarify a few things from our reading. I.."

"Silence!." She roared as some weird plasma shot out of her eyes. "My waking self has had enough on her plate for one day. leave her alone for a while." She then ignored me. Her mouth opened and little flash cards started spraying out of her mouth, they all flew around and went through a few dozen tiny portals.


"What are you doing?" I asked.

"There's too much negativity and pettiness in the world. I'm sending out seeds of positivity and love to everyone's subconscious to balance out the evil in the world. Now no more questions young man.... SHOOO!" one of the cards hits me and throws me through a portal

Missing time


Inception

I was sitting on the couch with Asuka watching tv. Something about dream ping pong? I saw a white flash and Q appeared.

"I told you I would be back!" he announced. He snapped his fingers and had a bouquet of flowers which he handed to asuka. She thanked him. He then pulled a tissue paper out of nowhere and began rubbing his eyes with it. "I'm sorry I Abandoned you" he said in a semi sarcastic sob. "Back then I was just a new guide and totally unprepared for the responsibility of guiding someone. But all that has changed now. I know you've recently found out some important information and will make radical changes in your life very soon. It was your guides who approached me actually, They said Me of all the guides you have am the one who you find most easiest to channel. And they begged me to return"

vvictor's head came through a portal. "We didn't beg you. we simply asked" He said and retracted his head back through the portal. Q made a half laugh and sounded like he was going to say something witty, but then he paused and said something well.

"Heh... well, The important thing now is that I'm back you help you out. Especially after hearing this news I decided I wouldn't miss out on all the fun" He then sat down on the couch and put his hand on my shoulder. "the first job i have for you is well... a matter of importance to you. You now know there is a waking life Version of Asuka, and you may meet her by next year. And really it's not fair that you know she exists and now she has no idea that you exist". i got up.

"Hey wait..." I said. "I did have a random thought before bed about using inception to do that... But I discarded it as a silly fantasy and discarded it."

"Well, it's not such a silly idea after all." he said. Asuka was staring at him. "It's rather fitting the night after you see the movie inception, that we put it's ideas to use."

"Is that really the right thing to do?" I asked. "It seems rather creepy"

Q reminded me that me and her are soulmates so anything that would speed up the process of us meeting couldn't be that bad of an idea. He then conjured an image of B the psychic and she said "you two have already met in astral, you have similar rough pasts." Q closed the image and stated that it seems even the psychic seems to agree.

"I remember the astral thing" I said. "that night I asked asuka before bed if there was a waking version of her, then i had a dream about us floating in some space and I found her and we..." I scratched my head and didn't finish the sentence.


"yes," Asuka said. "I was only allowed to let you visit her once. but I have done other things too that I know you remember."

"those dreams of pictures? viewing a school photo and you pointing tot he asian girl in the class?" Asuka nodded yes.

"Anyway" Q said. "We've not much time right now. The Inception Team is already set up and they are waiting for you to do your part in it." I agreed. Q snapped his fingers.

I then found myself in a high building, Standing near a team of a few people with guns pointed out windows. I recognized a few from the movie. Dom Cobb, and others. One Was there I recognised as Serenity? what was she doing here?

"Serenity?" I said. "Why are you here?"

She said she was Serenity's Twinner from an alternate dimension. In this dimension she works as a dream architect for this inception team. "No offense" I said to the team. "But, after watching that movie I saw how your team didn't know too much about dream control". Cobb went over to me and said that recently they've been improving their technology to implement better dream control. He then pulled out a spray bottle and sprayed my glasses. Everything went blurry for a second and then cleared.

"This substance" Cobb Explained, "Enables the team to see through walls and other objects. It allows us to detect exactly what we are up against" I Walked towards a far wall. I could indeed see through the wall and down below I saw a few dozen dream characters trying to enter the building. As I was looking cobb said "No offense, but you don't seem very impressive yourself."

I flew upwards while the team stared at me. I turned into a green Serpent with wings and a cobra head and flew through a window. I blew green fire on the army of DCs. After they were all dead I flew back into the window. Everyone was speechless and had shocked looks on their faces.

serenity rolled her eyes and handed me a paper. on it was a drawing of a maze house. "We are on the second level of the dream." She said. "your soulmate is alseep in another building on this level. She is safe and is being monitored by another of our team. I Designed the third level. All you have to do is enter the third level and find her. She is surrounded by her subconsious DCs. We turned her against these DCs on this level. Now on the third level, you have to rescue her to implant the idea that You actually exist in the waking world. She may not remember for months but the idea will be implanted for her to begin looking for you. The design is much like her inner world house. only i have re arranged it so that there are no doors. There are portals hidden in each room that should help you navigate the dream. There is a great chance you will forget all of this, so We have set up computer consoles in each room displaying this information. You must hurry and find her as quick as you can because her subconcious will fight back soon to get us out of the dream"

They layed me down on a bed and injected me with something. I fell asleep.

Finding her

I had a FA in some room. There were no walls. I became semi lucid. There was something i must do... I neede to change rooms but I couldn't remember how. I found a computer on the edge of the bed. On the screen i was logged onto MM and looking at a new Entry to Serenity's DJ. I began reading it but it wasn't all clear. something about her having a lucid dream about being in a house and being able to teleport to each room? As I read I got pulled into the the text of the dream and found myself in a similar room.

There were men DCs around me. They seemed to ignore me. I asked them how to get out of this room? They shrugged. I walked around the room a bit wondering what to do. I neared a small garbage can.. I suddenly became dizzy and found myself teleported to another room. It was similar but it was empty. I went back to the space i came from and teleported into the other room. Now the Dcs seemed more agitated that I was back. There was a woman in a corner, she was looking around confused and a bit scared.

"I know it!" I said. "You're keeping me from finding her." They all turned towards me to try to fight. I teleported to one and punched him a bunch of times. He fell. "too easy" I said and teleported to all the other ones killing them all. with The last guy, I turned into a werewolf and ripped his head off pretty much. The woman was looking at me stunned.


"I won't kill you." I said. I wasn't exactly sure who she was but i kissed her on instinct. She didn't push me away at all but kissed back. I then began kissing her neck but all of a sudden my vision went black. I was about to wake up. I focused on my physical sensations of kissing more. it seemed to prolong the dream for a minute but I woke up.

Back at the second level

I was Back at the building in the second level but I wasn't lucid. The woman appeared out of nowhere. I went towards the walls. I realized I could see through them. I then Remembered something was done to my glasses that enabled me to see through walls.

"What is going on here?" The woman asked. Someone said she was in a dream and she could wake up by dying or something. The woman didn't like the sound of that so she ran for a door. I followed her, she didn't seem to mind me coming along with her. We went down a strange staircase surrounded by crystal glass windows. We went out onto the street. An army of hundreds of DCs was running for us! She looked shocked a bit. Then she morphed. She was now a red snake with wings and a cobra head. She took off into the sky. I turned into a naga and followed her through a portal.

Re united

Me and the woman were both snakes flying through endless portals and vortices. We coiled around one another and kissed. We remembered ourselves in past lives and alternate dimensions. In one we are unicorns running along a rainbow. In others we are opposite genders, gay and lesbians... weird. We spin really fast and form a tornado around us.

We land in a familiar dreamscape in the Naga Kingdom. A snake version of Gawn is sitting on a throne. he is smiling ear to ear and hissing at us as we approach him.

Missing time