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    Shikaka! Ace Ventura!

    by , 05-18-2012 at 12:05 PM (1959 Views)
    CONTINUATION TO Mr. Anubis (le click!)

    It is very dark. I don't know where I am. I vaguely remember myself plunging to the ground, but beyond that, I can't seem to recall anything.

    I reach out in front of me. Empty space.
    I wave my arms around, trying to feel anything.
    But there is nothing there.

    I start walking forward, arms extended. After a few seconds of walking blindly, I feel a flat, smooth object. I swipe my hand over it, and realize that it is a wall. I feel a small protrusion a few inches to the right. Ah, a light switch. I flip it.

    A fluorescent bulb lights up the room.

    I am surprised when I see Jim Carrey sitting on a chair in the far end of the room. He is wearing an orange Hawaiian shirt with floral print. His hair is perfectly coiffed upward, with a swirly end, like Jimmy Neutron's.

    I immediately think,"Ohh, it's Ace Ventura!"

    He is sitting cross-legged, just staring at me, with a goofy grin.

    It takes me a few moments to realize that he isn't moving at all. I take baby steps towards him, trying not to make a sound. He looks like a mannequin.

    I am now standing in front of him. I wave my hand in his face. He doesn't blink.

    I start to turn away when...


    He yells this so loudly and so unexpectedly that I am taken aback and I go, "Wh-? Ahh! This is a dream!"

    I go lucid. I rub my hands and the surroundings become really vivid.

    "PSYCH!! You're dreaming! Nananananana batman!"

    I smile when he says this. Nice, my DC knows it's a dream.

    "Can I leave?" I ask.

    "Sure," he says, "Just do me a favor."

    "What?" I say.

    "Can you summon Adam Levine?" he starts, "I need him... for... reasons."

    I laugh.

    "I'll try" I say.

    I close my eyes and imagine Adam Levine materializing in front of me.

    I open one eye to see, but it doesn't seem to be working.

    "Try harder. Owowowowowowo!" Ace says, tapping his palm on his mouth repeatedly, like a Native Indian.

    I close my eyes again, and try to summon Adam Levine once more.

    While my eyes are closed, I start to see blobs of different colors. I also see patterns of lines and curves, forming different shapes I can't yet recognize.

    I am so fascinated by them, that I just stare in awe. I start to forget what I was supposed to do in the first place.

    As I enjoy the sights, I don't notice myself losing lucidity.

    I end up drifting off into a couple on non-lucids, before I finally wake up to my alarm.


    I shall forever spend my life walking the Earth, wondering what Ace Ventura would have done to (with?) Adam Levine if I had successfully summoned him.

    I still remember the non-lucids I had after this, but I have decided not to journal them here... for... reasons.

    Haha. x)

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    Updated 05-18-2012 at 12:28 PM by 53603

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    1. OpheliaBlue's Avatar
      Man I was laughing the whole time I was reading this.

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    2. Wurlman's Avatar
      Lmao very nice!!!!
    3. paigeyemps's Avatar
      Thanks Wurlman
    4. izzyLD's Avatar
      rofl! i dont even know how many times ive watched that movie XD
      must have been awesome having ace ventura in your dream, what a character.
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