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Sorcerer's Apprentice
Recall: 8/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm with my friends when we notice people gathered at some sort of outdoor stadium. We don't know what they are gathered to see, so we take a seat to find out. I fall asleep before the show starts, and when I wake, my friends are gone. Instead I find two two thugs who call me by my full name and tell me to follow them. I'm six feet, and the first thug is a good deal taller than me, the other one is way taller than him, at least seven feet.

I consider my chances at fighting these two goons. I figure I can take the shorter one, but the 7 foot giant has too much of a reach advantage, and I don't think I can take them both at once. They force me to take them to my apartment building where I notice a piece of string in the lobby. I flick the string up with my foot and grab it without them noticing. Then I make my move

I want to strangle the super tall one with the string, but when I try to put it over his head, he's so tall that I only get it around his forehead, but it leans him back and then I move the string around his throat and pull with all my might. The other goon starts hitting me, but I ignore him and don't stop until the tall one is unconscious or maybe dead. Then I knock out the other one.

I sprint up the stairs towards my apartment before they regain consciousness, but by the time I reach my floor, it's packed with reinforcements. Apparently they were part of some large organized gang, who I've now pissed off royally. They beat me pretty bad, knocking out several teeth, then drag me off to a house on the edge of the woods.

At the foot of a path into the woods, they are still roughing me up, when one of the goons stops the others from hurting me further. I think I have an ally, but he's just making sure I can run because their leader wants to hunt me.

They give me a small head start and I take off down the path through the woods. I think I'm doing well in getting away from them until I see come across a series of obstacles in my path, a bunch of wooden structures with nails poking out of them. I have to slow down considerably so as not to impale my feet on the nails.

I come to the end of the trail which is a steep cliff on the edge of a mountain. There is a small flat roofed house a little ways below me, and with the people hunting me hot on my trail, I take a crazy leap off the cliff and land on the roof of the house. I lower myself off the roof and let myself in a window.

Inside I encounter an old sorcerer and his apprentices. The gang has the house surrounded now and are trying to break in. Some crawl in the same window I cam through, but the sorcerer ejects them through the front door, then slams it closed. They beat on the door, which wouldn't hold on it's own, but stands secure thanks to the sorcerer's power.

The sorcerer then presents me with a choice. I can stay with him as an apprentice, or leave and have the gang kill me. It's not really much of a choice at all. If I leave they will kill me for sure, no matter where I go. This is the only safe place for me, so I pledge myself to him as an apprentice.

After I've given my word, I realize the whole thing was a massive setup. The thugs were actually working for the sorcerer to lead me here and trick me into agreeing to apprentice with him. I think knocking out me teeth was overkill, but he surely has the power power to restore my missing teeth, right? I hope...

I love this dream! The whole thing was a Castaneda style stalking in the same manner Don Juan tricked all his apprentices into joining him.

Dalek Ships and Mechs
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in the family car with my parents and brother, driving home. I see two UFOs that sort of look like hair dryers come out of a portal. They are Dalek ships. I tell my father to turn around so I can take some pictures of them.

We pull over and I look for the Dalek ships, but instead see only a couple of mechs being controlled by police. My father asks me to take his picture in front of them, but when I try snap a shot, he turns away. That pisses me off because it's typical of him, asking me to do something then ensuring I can't do it, leaving me standing there waiting.

Vampire Hulk
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in a house full of people that has been invaded by vampires. It's a slaughter. Some super heroes show up to fight them off, but there are two huge vampire Hulks. One is pitch black , the other is dead flesh grey with a long pony tail. I take one look at the two of them and give up all hope of fighting back. It's time to run and hide!

I run up the stairs, jumping over dead bodies, and the only place for me to go is in a bed room. I hear the vampire hulks coming my way, and hide in the first spot I see, in the closet. I regret it immediately, but now it's too late. The vampire hulks are in the room. I see the black one look at the closet and move towards it to open it, when he's suddenly attacked by a bunch of large creatures that look like toothy vampire Mad Balls. Black vampire hulk pounds them into mulch.

It's then I realize I'm the green hulk. THe vampire hulks my look strong, but I'm stronger. I just have to get angry! I burst out of the closet and grab the black hulk, distracted by the mad balls, and throw him through the wall, watching as he sails off into the horizon. Then I turn my attention to the grey vampire hulk. He's strong, but every hit he lands just makes me madder and I just pound him into mush.

Par-tay!
Recall: 3/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Left Side (Right Brain)

I'm attending a series of formal parties with the gang from How I met your Mother. Wedding parties and such, one party bleeds into the next. Lots of food, cake, drinking, hang overs, fist fights, food fights, angry relatives because things got out of hand.

THis dream comes off as a fragment, but it was much more and much longer. It's just hard to describe sequentially.

FInally a decent batch or dreams. Not as exciting as I would have liked, but recall is recall.

Quebec Zombies
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I've crossed the bridge to Quebec and am walking around. I come to a street with no street lights, most of the houses have no lights on, and the entire street is practically pitch black. I walk down it but can't see where I'm going, ending up in people's backyards. I stumble into a yard where a dog barks at me and turn around to head home.

As I pass a store, there are several grungy looking people hanging out behind it who ask me if I want to buy some crack. I tell them no, and they ask me "What, you don't do crack?". I figure it would be best to tell them the only reason I don't want to buy crack is because I don't have any money, that way they won't try to mug me. The guy who was doing the talking gets up and follows me, and it turns out he's the brother of some people I went to school with. We talk about them for a bit and I move on.

I get to the river where there is a huge metal ship in the water. I board it and the thing is infested with zombies. most of which are locked up in prison cells.

THank last night's episode of the Walking Dead for the prison zombies. That apocalyptic scenario set the tone for the next dream.

Preparing for End Times
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

It's the end of the world, probably due to the zombies from the previous dream, and I'm hurriedly stuffing a backpack full of supplies. There's some space at the top of my bag, and I've torn between stuffing it with more food or more clothing. I decide on clothing, since I can probably find food easier than clothing, and I'll need to stay warm during those long canadian winters.

My group is walking along the river when this huge wave comes out of nowhere. It's as tall as a house and washes away a couple of people. More waves wash across our crossing point, but they come in a steady pulse, with just enough time between them to run across.

I get to the other side and get separated from the rest of the group. In the water I see huge crabs which will make a delicious dinner. Their legs are really long, which gives it's claws a lot of reach, and I'm not sure how to grab them without getting pinched. I finally grab it by the legs and it claws the hell out of my hand. I break off it's claws and bring my trophy back to the group.

Missed Bus
Recall: 4/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in school, looking through the lost and found box for my winter boots. I can't find them and am somewhat pissed someone stole my boots. I head out to catch the bust with my brother but the exit takes us to the wrong spot. We go back in and exit at the right bus pick up, only to find it deserted. We missed the bus.

I tell me brother we'll have to hitch hike, but he says no, he's heading to Mexico city for christmas. I'm a little surprised my parents are letting him go alone at the age of 16, and a little jealous they never sprung for any kind of trip for me.

I head out to the road and start hitch hiking.

Hybrid Heroes
Recall: 2/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

A handful of superheroes and myself have snuck into the large base of some evil organization that has abducted and mind controlled hundreds if not thousands of other super heroes. We're in a small room when some of the mind controlled heroes enter. We back into the corner, not to hide, but hoping to jump out and take them by surprise once they see us. But the zombie like heroes just shamble right past us.

Either their mind control is limited in programming so they don't know what to do in case of intruders, or the have enough free will left to let us do our business. Either way it's good for us.

The other heroes involved in the rescue task me with locating a Wolverine/Green Lantern hybrid and three Flash/Hulk hybrids. "THree?" I ask. They explain that the process that fused them together randomly created 3 Flash/Hulk hybrids.

I walk out with the mind controlled heroes into a large room where all the zombie heroes line up in ranks like a military formation.

-I'm running up a large ski hill with two lines of mind controlled heroes marching up and down it

It was really hot in my house last night, and my mouth was bone dry which set the tone for the next part of the dream.

I'm sitting around outside with a bunch of people, hung over as hell. It must have been one hell of a party because I can't remember a single thing about it. The only reason I know there was a party is because I'm so hung over.

Someone informs me of a few girls I slept with the night before. I couple of them I don't even know, so I'm asking people about them when someone tells this other guy he slept with some of those same girls as well. I think "Wow, what king of party was this?"



Fragment: Voorheese
A long dream about Jason Voorheese. We kill him several times, but have to keep dealing with his resurection, sometimes with new bodies.

Been watching the first 9 Friday the 13th movies. 9 was the only one that was any good so far.

Hunters
Recall: 8/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Right Side (Left Brain)

I'm waiting for the school bus, when I look around and see most of the people from my bus gone. I say to the only person left I recognize that we missed the bus, but he says no, pointing to a bunch of people lining up to get on a bus. Right then I change my mind about going to school that day. I've already graduated, so what's the point of going to school?

I go into a house by the bus stop and see Tony and Jeremy, two guys who live on my street. I talk to them for a bit, then am about to leave when I realize my backpack is missing. I look around the house for it until I suddenly feel it on my back.

I go outside and see what looks like the Switzer bros walking away from the bus stop, skipping school. I walk over to them, but it's not who I thought it was. Just a bunch of scary looking guys, one of which has a thick caveman forehead. As I focus on that, they all have caveman foreheads, and start to give me a hard time. But I ignore them and head home.

Inside, I go downstairs where two demon hunters have a bunch of corpses lined up against the wall. They are the corpses of prisoners, all with the same occult looking tattoos on their chests. Among their inks, each one has a line of a poem, a prophecy. I get close to read them all, and when I'm done, I look up to see one of the hunters giving me the stink eye because I'm in the way. I move, and as he's looking at the lines of the prophecy on their chests, I consider stomping the back of his leg then hammering the guy in the throat, but I let it go.

Been watching reruns of Supernatural. Yesterday saw an episode where a rival hunter was trying to kill Sam.

Fragment: Ice cream Eyeballs
I'm in line at a dairy queen. On the counter are two large cups filled with ice cream, topped with two fist sized ice cream eyeballs. They eyeballs are half melted. The girl behind the counter keeps saying they are ready but nobody responds. Finally some guy with a dog at a table asks if his order is ready, and the girl points out the ice cream eyes.

He then asks if he can have them for free to feed to his dog since they are all melty, while he waits for them to make him a new one.

Haven't been sleeping well this past week. No real dreams to remember, just random stuff as I was falling asleep.

Twisty Road
I see an image of a twisty country road, and feel it pulling me into the scene, but as the road looks dangerous, I don't allow myself to be pulled in. Then I think better of it, thinking it will speed up the formation of the dream. I focus on the road again, thinking I've lost that "pull" on me it had, but it sucks me right in.

I rocket down the road, but around the first turn, the scenery is missing and black. I keep going and there's more black scenery the farther I go. Eventually there is so much black I lose all sense of movement, and don't have enough dream stuff to try and stabilize.

Dream Body Try
I'm trying to sleep, and am aware of a vague sense of movement in my hands. I can move them like an inch beyond their actual physical position. So I try to move my phantom limbs further. I slowly move my hands towards each other, and it takes like 10 minutes of forcing before my hands touch. But I finally connect one closed fist into one open hand.

I was hoping to be able to shake lose my dream body, but I can still only move my phantom limbs an inch in any direction. I keep trying to shake lose more freedom of movement, but it's just now working for me.

Party
Recall: 8/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm at a party when these hippies start tossing stuff onto a shelf. Only problem is the shelf is in an opening in the wall right above the toilet on the other side. First they toss some glowsticks, which do land on the shelf, then some containers of sparkle powder, which knocks the glowsticks into the toilet. Then a bunch of other stuff, each new item knocking the previous one into the toilet. Of course, they decide to flush it all down. I'm expecting the toilet to clog and explode in a glowy sparkly burst of pyrotechnics, but disappointingly, nothing happens.

I go off into another room and see that Bjork is at this party. Pure awesome. She starts to sing the song "Kata Rokkar", someone hops on the piano, and I spot one of those large stand up bass and figure I'll play that, but before I can get to it, I hear the bass line. Too bad, jammin' with Bjork would have been awesome, but I set back and enjoy the show.

Halfway through the song, I see the girl hosting the part. She just moved in, and her landlord has showed up and informs her that his is unacceptable, that they don't tolerate this kind of stuff around here. She apologizes and the party is over mid song. How shitty is that?

We all start to leave and Hali and Morgan hand me a large hockey bag with booze and stuff to carry. I walk out onto the street when I notice nobody came with me. I turn around to head back and look for everyone, and have to cross a skeezy part of town. Some guy walking in front of my is approached by a crackhead bum who pretends to get close to ask him something, then throws a brutal hook sucker punch. But his intended victim responds with a super fast punch of his own before the crackhead can land his. He knocks the crackhead down. His punch was so blinding fast I yell out "That was amazing!!!!". Even the crackhead on the ground has to agree it was awesome.

I finally find the gang in a parking lot, drinking. I'm tired of lugging this hockey bag around and ask if anyone has seen Morgan and Hali, but they are nowhere to be found. I think this is bullshit, they expect me to carry this fucking bag around all night? Everyone agrees with me, that is bullshit.

Goddamn it! Who the hell interrupts a party with Bjork singing. I really wish that scene would have continued.

Fragment: Summoning Magic
I'm in a room with a man and a woman, and they have to eat a live bird to perform a spell. The man catches the bird in his hand, and I think it's a little large to eat. I imagine trying to fit it in my mouth, and the imaginary bird claw gets caught on my bottom lip and hurts like hell. I'm surprised that an imaginary bird can hurt.

The mad puts the bird in his mouth, chews it up and swallows. He then tells the woman where to put the ingested bird, by a window, and two hell hounds appear. They look like flaming hyenas. THey couple leave the room and I follow, but the hell hounds get out. I worry that since I didn't summon them, they will turn on me. I order them back in the room, and they obey. I close the door and head off down the hall

Fragment: The Doctor's Key
We've just finished an adventure with The Doctor, and he gives me a key to summon him in case there is ever any trouble that only The Doctor can help with. The end looks like a car key, with only a stub of the actual key section that folds out revealing a button. One of the people with us ends up with my key, intended for me, and I keep insisting he give it back. After about half an hour of constant prodding he finally gives it back to me.


Fragment: Variety Show
I"m watching a variety show at my school which is being broadcast at the Olympics, waiting to see people I know so I can laugh at them. After sever bad unmemorable acts, the camera goes to a little girl in the audience who sings "Snake people have cool tattoos" and the crowd finishes "E-I-E-I-O". Then different sections of the crowd are supposed to sing in a round (Like staggered singing or Row your boat), but they are horrible, most aren't singing, you can barely hear them, and it's just not working. Then one section starts singing the music from Start Trek Voyager.

From Yesterday

Time Travel to Vonnegut
Recall: 4/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

I've traveled back in time to my college years, and instead of computer science, I enroll in a literary class being taught by Kurt Vonnegut. I figure it will be a cake walk since I'm familiar with books he hasn't yet written.

We strike up a friendship and as we're walking the school grounds, he asks where I'm staying, so I point out my apartment building. He wants to see it, so we go over there, but once in the lobby, I realize it's been so long since I've actually live here that I don't remember what floor or apartment number it is. Plus I don't have the key to get in.

I confess to him that I'm from the future, and that I was completely unprepared for this time jump. It just happened unexpectedly. He doesn't believe me and gets mad, not speaking to me. So I draw a picture of planes crashing into the twin towers, write 9/11 on it, and slip it to him in class. It's going to happen again very soon, and I figure that should convince him

No need to go into details about this one.

Suffice it to say a threesome, involving me, some girl, and the girl in the wheelchair from Coronation street!?!?

Haven't had a geometry dream in awhile.

Last it night it was Phi Spirals. I was seeing them everywhere, and the effect they had. Staring at bricks I could see it in the way they were put together. THen I kept waking up, take a glance at the time, go back to sleep and the numbers somehow made sense in a spiral. Hard to describe.


had some other boring dreams not worth describing
-a bar that felt like a grade 8 dance
-taking some trip on a little boat in Australia, like a walkabout, only a rowabout

Worst Birthday Ever
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

It's my birthday, and my friends are throwing me a bash in a tropical location. Unfortunately it was a last minute affair, and this unexpected trip has wiped me out financially. Good thing they are buying the drinks.

The party is on the beach, but when I get there, a storm breaks which forces us indoors. I go back to my room, but nobody else came with me. They all took off elsewhere, and I'm stuck here with no money. So I go wander the grounds of the hotel. There is a little restaurant I walk into where I see two girls I know working there. I'm surprised to see them, but when I say hi, they don't acknowledge me.

I need to take a dump, so I find a toilet, which is pretty much in public but covered with a blanket like a child's fort. I go in and am about to shit when Gary finds me. He keeps pulling the blanket off, typically oblivious as to why I would find that annoying. I finally lose patience and punch him in the face.

-Gary and I ride a motorized skateboard back to the hotel, but the road there is full of mud and we have to get off.

-I'm in some sort of cafe or bar when I run into a generic dream girl I know and used to have a crush on. She leads me on then goes off to be with some jerk. I know he's a jerk because he ties her up on stage, berating her verbally and abusing her physically. Nobody else around is even paying the slightest attention because his father is in charge of the army, so he can pretty much do as he pleases.

I see the jerk has a broken leg and has left his crutch on the ground, and I figure I can beat him with his own crutch. I go up on stage, grab the crutch, but the guy has moved off into the wings of the stage where there is no room for me to swing at him. I try to jab him a couple of times with the butt end of the crutch but miss. The guy is flabberghasted, and yells out "Do you know who I am!?!?!?". He goes on about the power he has and he's right. If I beat the crap out of this guy, I'll never make it out of this country. They guy seems impressed that I had the balls to actually try to attack him, and is leaving the girl alone now, so I leave before things get any worse.