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Back Wash
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm driving a car, with the seat tilted way back, almost laying down. A police officer waves me over and directs me to pull over in front of a road block on a bridge. I'm worried they will bust me for not wearing a seat belt, but maybe I'm sitting so low they won't notice. The police seem preoccupied anyway.

Beyond the roadblock, the bridge is flooded with about a foot of water over the cement. As I imagine trying to drive through the water, the flood washes past the barrier and carries all the cars down hill. I'm being pushed backwards, and to either side of me are steep rocky ditches, small cliffs, rock faces, all manner of disasters should I go off the road. And the cars around me are doing just that.

I'm luck I was in the middle lane, and I try to hit the brakes which do nothing. I can kind of steer a little which keeps me on the road. After a few minutes, I try the brakes again and my car comes to a halt.

In the car with me is a chinese guy. We've stopped in front of an out of the way strip club, and I say to the chinese guy "After that, we need a beer!". We go in and all the strippers are really old. Don't recall much after that.

Friday, Feb 4, 2011

Diplomats
Recall: 8/10
Sleep: Great
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm making out with this girl, when suddenly a bunch of body guards come and drag her away to protect her from assassins. They take her to an embassy or some political building, and I'm surprised she was such a high ranking official. As the security forms ranks around her and the building, they begin to dance, and some of the guards are the Red Queen's card guards from Alice in Wonderland.

The festive dancing atmosphere leads to a party with lots of people. There is one blond woman who strips down, sits on one guys dick in her ass, then spreads her legs to me offering me her pussy. One of my friends tells me to go for it, but when I try, she keeps turning away, and I never end up getting in there.

We decide we need some beer, and to into the a hallway that becomes a university hallway. There are heiniken vending machines in the hall, and we figure we'll break into them when we notice a grocery store at the end of the hall selling beer. We buy some and go back to the party.

They beer begins to run low, the grocery store is closed, so Sean and I head off into the street to buy more beer. We go to a store where we buy more. As I walk back, a group of guys come up to me and try to steal my beer. I threaten them and they leave.

I'm pretty drunk by this point, and go to a hotel to sleep for the night. I wake up the next morning to find Obama and 2 other guys in my room. We all have our dicks out and they are comparing sizes, but I'm the only one who doesn't have an erection, which makes me seem small. Obama's is pretty big, but kind of bent and crooked. They comment on how small mine is in comparison. I say something about it not being fair, I'm not going to get an erection in a room full of guys.

Mel comes over and reaches under the covers and begins to fondle me, which makes me hard. She seems impressed with my size and begins to suck me. It feels really good. Then she just lays beside me and we snuggle in a half asleep, hungover daze

Fragment: To the Bone
I'm talking with some guy who has no flesh on his arm starting a little above his elbow. It's just a nasty gash of exposed meat followed by bare bone. After awhile, I notice I have the same kind of injury, only I have a little flap of tissue dangling by a thread that looks like bacon. I try to rip it off, but that just pulls out more tissue, muscle and sinew from inside my gaping wound.

Monday, Jan 24, 2011

Married... with baby heads
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I've knocked up Chantal, so I ask her to marry me. I'm almost late for our wedding because I have to get a haircut first, but we make it just in time and get married.

The next time I see Chantal, she's already had our child. I wonder why I haven't seen her in so long and about the state of our marriage. Then I see our baby, which is just a baby's head, no body at all. It's still alive, and we love it anyways, even though it has nothing below the chin.

We feed the baby, and I wonder how that's possible. Where does the food go? Even stranger is the baby head poops an awful lot, and again I wonder how and where the poop comes from. Chantal tells me this little thing pops out the neck and shoots out poop. Finally, the rest of the baby's body pops out the neck like a balloon inflating. It's legs are a little floppy at first, but they firm up, and the baby is perfectly healthy and normal.

I leave Chantal and the baby a few thousand dollars, and the next time I see them, her friend tells me Chantal is pregnant again with at least one baby. I wonder how this is possible, because it seems I haven't seen her in a long time. Her friend tells me some of my sperm stayed alive in her body all this time and got her pregnant again. Seems like a reasonable explanation.

Damn Dirty Apes
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in some sort of compound, split in two by a metal fence in the middle. On my side are a large group of humans, on the other and equal number of ape men. We're taking a vote on whether we should go to war with the ape men. The decision is war!

As soon as we reach consensus, I raise my fist in the are and let out a yell. All the other humans follow my lead. The apes all yell back in return, much louder than we were. Not to be outdone, we yell back louder still, and the apes outdo us once again. We let out a third yell, much more organized and louder than before. The apes try again, but can't match our intensity.

I look for my weapons, which are in a chest along the fence border. I'm loathe to approach to retrieve them because a few apes are shooting arrows across at us. Some guy tells me I can have his armor and weapons, and pulls out a helmet and sword from a chest. The sword is rather small and very dull. I find a file and begin to sharpen it.


Friday, Jan 15, 2011

Skynet
Recall: 4/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm at my grandmother's and Bevan and Darryl are there. Bevan is acting like a retard and getting on my nerves. I go into a room and open up Google Street View on a huge monitor. It gets displayed on the monitor, but also in the huge windows on either side of the room, creating a very immersive experience. It's almost like 3D.

The only thing ruining the experience is that Darryl is sitting right in front of me blocking my view. I try to get him to move, but he won't take the hint. He's sitting there like he's watching television.

The computer screen part morphs the dream into a resort run by an Artificial Intelligence that is trying to kill it's guests. I crawl through bowls of the resort, through perilous walkways with no rails as strange blue lights turn on around me.

The guest finally revolt and assault the people working there. A woman comes and breaks it all up. I'm wondering about legal repercussions, when I see the beat up employees faces suddenly change from bruised and battered to perfectly normal. They are holograms! The hologram tries out different broken nose looks, but the woman makes him put on a normal face


Thursday, Jan 14, 2011

Sold Out
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in a land that has a culture like medieval Japan, only everyone lives in caves. The husband in the family I'm visiting receives an invitation from his cousin for dinner, so we attend. We eat, but the food is drugged. We all become sluggish, and just before I pass out, I say to the cousin "I'll kill you for this!"

When I come to, we've been sold as slaves to a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie. They are very cruel, abusing us and not feeding us, keeping us in constant terror. The werewolf keeps cutting us with his claws. They use us to work in mines and bring them stuff we find. As we dig through the rubble, we uncover traces of an old school. Turns out this world suffered a cataclysm, and the ruins of present day civilization are buried underneath us.

We dig through a bunch of ice cubes and discover beer buried underneath. Awesome! And the ice kept it cold too. We open some and start drinking when the trio of monsters shows up and we give some to them. We return to our camp with some chocolate coins we dug up, our only food in days.

The vampire announces he's going to feed on the girl in our group of captives, and I tell him to feed on me instead. I roll up my sleeve exposing one of the deep cuts the werewolf inflicted on me, but he bites into my forearm instead. He drinks ravenously, and I realize he was starving. I also realize that he was making an effort to deny himself blood, and I think he might not be so bad after all. But he's drinking so greedily now, I'm afraid he might drain me dry, killing me.

The following day, we go back to digging through the collapsed civilization and discover an old nuclear power plant. Some of the computers are still working. We find a war machine similar to an AT-AT from Star Wars, and inside that we even find some explosives.

We use this "ancient" technology to defeat our monstrous captors, and free the people in the surrounding countryside as well, becoming celebrated generals in the process. Our fame earns us an invite from a lord who lives inside a volcano. He asks us to assist him in capturing dinosaurs, and also finding dino riders.

I see various small plastic dinosaurs, and the scene stabilizes into a moderns house in a parallel world. I drop the house key in some bushes and it falls into a funnel spider web inhabited by a hand sized spider. I poke the spider with a stick to see how dangerous it is before recovering my key.

What goes on in the Ladies Room
Recall: 6/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm at the University, hitting on girls, and it's going pretty well. I get on the bus and hit on another girl, ask her what she's taking, and she says she's not done high school yet. But she's about to graduate, 18 years old, and not fending off my advances, so I continue.

I think she has forms to apply to university, but it's a job application. Basically it has her name and several check boxes to answer the question "Would you hire her?" THe check boxes are stuff like Yes, I'll think about it, no way, maybe later. I tell her that's not a very good application/resume.

We go to the mall so she can drop off her applications, and end up in the women's change room. Women are getting changed, and instead of being offended at me being there, they are all flirty. It's a good atmosphere, and i think all change rooms should be co-ed.

Then I see two rows of girls facing each other. The row against the wall is like an assemble line. The first girl hugs the girl across from her, the next kisses, the next fondles, the next licks nipples, and the last eats pussy, The other row of girls go through the line one by one. A red head says how good the pussy eater is.

I comment how I wish I could get in on that, and one girl says it wouldn't be the first time a guy was in on it. Seems like an invitation to me, but I realize I need a shower badly. I go into the shower which becomes a toilet, and the door to the stall is glass.

Women keep coming up to the door to see if it's occupied, and I try to say it's taken in a girl's voice. My manly feet are sticking out underneath as well, a dead give away there's a man in the women's washroom.

Waited too long to write my dreams down and lost my main dream.

Fragment: Slap Happy
I'm sitting on the bus, with a guy next to me close to the window. All of a sudden I feel a cupped hand quickly slap me in the face several times in a row. I turn to the guy next to me and slap him across the face as hard as I can.

Then I notice a skinny army caught in and sticking through the bus window, attached to a very skinny guy flopping around in the wind outside the bus. It was his bony arm flopping around that hit me. I try to explain sheepishly to the guy I just slapped about my mistake.

Mystery Game
Recall: 7/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm behind a warehouse of something with a group of people, when I see 8 tiny purple skinned orcish creatures appear on the ground in two rows. They are about the size of smurfs, in two rows, and holding weapons. Of course I'm like WTF? I approach to get a better look, but they disappear.

The tiny warriors reappear somewhere else, and again I try to get closer to them, and again the disappear. After this happens about 3 or 4 times, I ask the others if they see them too. They do see them, and conclude it must be some sort of holographic projection, pointing out security cameras on the walls. But none of the cameras line up with all the spots they are appearing, and I can't find any other sources that might cover all the different angles.

So I pick up a rock and throw it at then little dudes. I miss a few times, and other times they disappear before the rock hits them. One girl starts throwing rocks too, and manages to bowl them over, knocking them down. She approaches them and picks up a tiny rocket launcher that one of them dropped, then they disappear again.

We go inside the warehouse and it's like a gym inside. Everyone starts running around. Suddenly this booming voice starts talking to me and says "Since the girl was the first to pick up the rocket launchers, she gets a boost of speed." The poor girl wasn't prepared for her sudden speed boost, and runs right into a wall.

Now I'm really confused. The voice implied we're in some kind of game or test, with rules and goals we know nothing about. I'm having trouble making sense of it all, so I stay alert for any clues or surprises that may be coming our way.

Friday, December 24th, 2010

Total Non Recall
Recall: 5/10
Sleep: Nap
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm no longer myself. I've had my memories replaced with new ones, and the only thing I have left of my old life, the only link to my true past, is a baseball ticket. Someone has done this to me, but I can't remember why. My old self would have known, but all I have are these new implanted memories.

I rub the baseball ticket between my thumb and my fingers, and I can almost remember my old memories. It creates a link to my true past. I put the ticket away and walk with a guy who knows of my predicament.

These two guys walk my us and look at me funny. Instinctively my fingers start rubbing together like I was doing with the baseball ticket. The guy with my notices this and says that's a clue that those guys are somehow connected with what happened to me. While I may not remember, my body does. He tells me to watch for that "tell" to help unravel this mystery.


Saturday, December 25th

Personality Replacement
Recall: 3/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm at some sort of event, a meeting in a hotel with free food and celebrities. Wesley Snipes is there, and my friends talk about going up to him, but I just do. We hit it off and hang out for the duration. There is another hot actress I hit it off with.

They bring food, and I can't find a place to sit. I see there is room beside the actress, but she won't move over. I'm a little surprised she was so snobby after being so nice.

Something happens, secret agent stuff, and I'm being chased. I get caught and wake up in some sort of secret government headquarters. They think they've implanted one of their agents into my body, so I go along with it, playing along.

Work Sucks
Recall: 6/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

I show up at a quarry or something for work with Al Pacino and Leonard from The Big Bang Theory. A couple guys recognize me in the main office and greet me.

As we head out to where we're supposed to be working, we see a group of workers standing around a pool of silver chemicals. Some poor guy surfaces from the chemicals attached to a dunking machine. He gasps desperately for air before being dunked again. We run down and try to put a stop to this.

Some woman steps forward, and seems to be the fanatical leader. Leonard confronts her, and as they face off, he begins to transform. I'm expecting him to turn into a large dog, but instead he turns in to a furry white monster with wings and a single horn sprouting out of his forehead. The scene pans over and the woman has turned into a large gray dog. The only problem is that Leonard's monster looks cute, while the giant dog he's facing looks mean.

We wander off, sit on a couch, and chat as we watch television. Our conversation is interrupted by the phone. I answer it and hear a recording that says "You morons are fired." Then a supervisor gets on the phone and I assure him we're off to work.

I pull out some work gloves for the guys, but the ones I give to Pacino are too small. So are mine. Pacino somehow breaks his thumbnail, and it's bleeding profusely. I tell him I'll bandage it, but he's being a baby. Once I ties a folded cloth around the wound, he says it feels as good as new. I inspect my handiwork, and there is another bloody gash above the fingernail. But now he can't work.

We all go to a restaurant and sit down for breakfast. There is a woman doctor sitting across from us, and she's jealous about Pacino talking about what a good job I did on his wound. Pacino somehow ends up with the doctor.

Uneventful lucid
Clarity: 8/10
Sleep: Nap
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm coming out of a mall barefoot, trying to find the book store where I left me shoes. The rocks underneath my feet are annoying and uncomfortable, when I'm dreaming!

I begin to run, but barefoot on the pavement is still annoying. I consider my options. Go back to where I left my shoes? No, that would take too long. Summon some shoes? That could take too many tries. Ignoring the sensation of being barefoot would work, but flying would be better!

I levitate half a foot off the ground and take off flying, but not very fast. Then I kind of lose it and arc back down to the ground. I notice some large construction equipment around my, and figure I should be able to lift those no problem. I grab a backhoe and lift it with ease. It feels like it has no weight at all. Then I smash it against another backhoe and they both crunch satisfyingly.

I climb on top of another backhoe type thing, thinking the added height will help my fly. Once at the top I wonder where I should go. I remember Joanne was at the house I just left, and I haven't had lucid sex in awhile. I look over the landscape from my vantage point, trying to retrace my journey, but it doesn't make sense. I won't be able to retrace my route in a linear fashion, I'll have to create it as I go.

I jump off the elevated bucket of the backhoe and attempt to fly, but I just glide to the ground again.

Fragments: Belly Button Lips
I'm living in a house with a bunch of people, and the number of people living there keeps increasing, so I leave to get away from the crowd. And apparently I have a baby boy. So I go to another house and sit on the front porch. The baby begins to suck on my belly and chest, alternatively sucking and blowing to make farting sounds.

At one point he sucks on my belly button, and undoes it. The knot comes apart and skin flaps rise up. The move around like they have a life of their own, forming lips that open and close.


Fragments: Zombie Muppets
There are a bunch of muppets, and the last two I see are zombies. The I see my hometown with zombies everywhere. A group of people are carrying two severed zombie heads in mesh bags. One of the heads wakes up, and wants to know what's happening. ALthough obviously a zombie, he seems to be himself, and is sad to discover he's just a severed head

Zombie Patient Zero
Clarity: 7/10
Importance:2/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm taking refuge from the zombie apocalypse in a sometimes house, sometimes store. The front of the store provides us with lots of supplies, but we disagree on how to use them. I try to convince the others we should each have our own emergency supplies on us, and that we should stash supplies in fallback position in case the zombies get in and we can't reach the food anymore. But nobody will listen to me.

I notice the side door won't close properly, and zombies could easily get in. I won't be able to sleep at night knowing that door is so easily circumvented. I go out to the back yard which is fenced off and inspect the fence. Two people with me say the zombies could get over it easily, but I disagree because it's topped with barbed wire that will snag the dumb zombie's flesh.

I turn to see the rest of our group have been overrun by zombies, which are making their way towards us en masse. The three of us hop the fence at the gate and run for it. We run into a warehouse, but there are zombies everywhere. We have no choice but to go up to the top of the building to get away. We hide in the attic, which is clear for now. One of the guys turns into a mouse and crawls between the floor boards. We're to follow him, but his route just pops back out into the attic.

The zombies have now found us, and we run for the stairwell, but there are zombies there too. The zombies get my two companions, and I'm now on my own, the last survivor. I manage to get away and run into the garage where I'm confronted by a lone zombie who grins at me demonically. I recognize this zombie, who was present during all of the attacks. In fact he was the very first zombie, patient zero.

My only weapon is a box cutter, and I use it to slash at the zombie's throat. Over and over I slash it's throat, cutting deeper and deeper until finally it's head flops backwards. I take a few more hacks at it's spine until I finally sever it's head completely. The moment the first zombie's head comes off, all the other zombies disappear.

Had some mundane work dreams too, not worth recording.

Fragments: Walking Dead
Zombie apocalypse, me hanging with my group of survivors. A girl comes to us. I don't know her, but I know her name and I know she wants me to come with her. I feel bad about abandoning my group, but this is my destiny.


Fragments: Boat Plane
My family are going to take a boat trip to stock an outdoor food stack, supposedly the best one. We also have a boat. We take off, boat and plane, me in the plane. A storm erupts from nowhere, winds battering the plane, and we have to turn back. I'm very disappointed.

Fragments: Hack 'n' Slash
I'm in a video game, hacking up the boss monsters. First is the mini boss, then the main boss, and finally a third super boss. This super boss is invisible, but that doesn't stop me from hacking it to bits.

Today's dreams had a really poor narative, but I have some I didn't enter into my DJ from last Saturday November 13th.

Spontaneous Memories?
Clarity: 4/10
Importance:6/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Right Side (Left Brain)

I suddenly recognize the dream I'm currently having as a recurring dream from my childhood. I already know the story, the players, and what's going to happen next.

There is a small army of goblins raiding a house. They are all out side with a ballista breaking in. The goblins are so focused on getting in, they don't see us sneak up behind them. It looks like they have all the entrances covered, when I notice a sliding patio door with some people inside. We enter through that door, grab some bricks as weapons, and run down the hall.

The goblins are again so focused on attaining their goal ahead of them, they don't notice us come from behind and bash their heads in with the bricks. Their leader walks into the room, and we take him by surprise, grabbing him and the treasure he came for, a red glowy thing in his hand.

We grab his magical treasure and run, but when we come to the door I stop. The people with me tell me we wasted an opportunity to get away, but since I know how this dream goes, I know there is a large invasion force about to descend on the house.

Did I recall a recurring childhood dream? Or did I just spontaneously make it all up in the dream? On the one hand, I have no recollection of that scenario from before. But on the other, I kind of trust my dream self to make those kinds of judgements. No way to know for sure...

North Pole
Clarity: 6/10
Importance:5/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown
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I'm in the north pole with some friends. We're staying with Eskimos in a cave. In the ground of the cave are ice fishing holes, and peering through one I see a killer whale and a blue whale swim underneath us. The eskimos show my friends how to fish using a stick and a leather plate, and they pull up some fish fairly quickly.

I want to show the eskimos how we do it with hooks, so I ask Dennis for one. He pulls out a bag of temple hash while looking for the hooks. One of the eskimos gabs a piece, sniffs it, then breaks off a chunk. Dennis finally finds me a hook, and I start fishing. I catch a fish, but it was nowhere near as quick as the eskimo method.

Then the eskimos show me their hook fishing method outside. They have several holes in the ice, and when a fish strikes, it springs a trap that sets a kite aloft in the sky, pulling the fish out of the water. It's pretty damn cool.

I wake up, fall back asleep, and am heading back to the north pole. I stop by Pete's house first and we grab some beer. It's a little cumbersome for our long trip. When we arrive at our destination, it's a cabin bar where Tyson's band is playing. Crystal is singing for them. I ask about a movie they made, then tell them it was really bad, but bad in a good way.