lol just reading through my dream journal and found a couple I thought were funny...none of these were lucid. |
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I was being chased by this large mob so I went to this Comfort room at the mall to hide. I saw a guy peeing and he suddenly said: "You know, this is a comfort room" and I replied "Uhh, the what now" and he said: "There's a mob outside" |
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lol just reading through my dream journal and found a couple I thought were funny...none of these were lucid. |
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Had a false awakening once. Some Italian guy climbed through the window. When I asked him what he was doing he said, "Climbing" in a slow voice and then grinned crazily. I went and pushed him out of the window and about 10 seconds later heard him say, "Oh no," in a distinctive italian accent. |
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I just realized that none of my DCs ever talk to me. |
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*I'm walking across a playing field at the back of my house, I notice an old woman with a huge dog with a spiked collar on the other side of the field* |
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This week I dreamt I was on the run from someone. He caught me and I sympathetically said "Hewwo." As you do. He caught me by the neck and I asked "Who are you?" |
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Why aren't my dreams funnyyyyy gahhhhhh |
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Jimi Hendrix, I meet him at a desert party after he morphs out of the form of a Sasquatch. He proceeds to give me life advice about living in the moment and then offers me some anti-depressants i pick the up but refute the offer to take them at which point he slaps them out of my hand and says, "Good, Anti-depressants are bad." |
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ooh I remembered one from myself! |
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I was camping with my dad and brother when my dad ran up to me, screamed "DIE!" and commenced to smash the door of one of those Victorian lamp-posts into my head... |
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WILDs:0.5
DILDs:12.5 +1 DS LD
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[X]Hover []Walk through anything [X]Teleport
[]Make an Energy Ball
[]Walk through the dream/life border I saw this afternoon
"Do you know who Sun 'Nickle' Bun is?... Well, his first name's Sun and his last name's Bun." |
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You lose all sense of direction once you're under water.
That's because you never talk to them. It's your dream, you need to make the first move. |
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XD From a witch hunt : |
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What I want to do while being lucid:
fly [ ] walk through a wall [ ] beating up a group of ninjas [ ] breath ounder water [ ] Talk with "Emil", a character of my novel I've been writing [ ]
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Originally Posted by snowboy
OnceI showed my mother my hands (Which where morphing and changing shape) in a bid to convince her that this was a dream to which she replied "Don't be silly! My hands always look wrong when I first wake up, I have a red one and a blue one..." |
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I gotta 'nother one that just outright didn't make sense. |
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What I want to do while being lucid:
fly [ ] walk through a wall [ ] beating up a group of ninjas [ ] breath ounder water [ ] Talk with "Emil", a character of my novel I've been writing [ ]
Visit Grischkaja's world of dreams and mysteries! Click here
Originally Posted by snowboy
Just last night in one of my dreams: |
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Dream.
After becoming lucid and explaining to my DC roommate how awesome it is to be lucid she opened the window, pointed to the sky, and with a smile said "There's God...Go and get him" |
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I was sitting at my kitchen table with my mom sometime in the afternoon and suddenly she starts to yell, "They took the children!" |
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Me, "Why are you crying?"
DC, "People won't be my friend because I'm ugly."
Me, "Well I will be your friend... I guess."
DC, "Ewww no! Your ugly too."
Not hat amusing but a little odd. I was walking through a school courtyard (several years ago) and a classmate came outside, hald hid behind a pillar and asked, conspirationally "Are we looking for The Hood?" |
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Two guys in my old high school class are doing a presentation on Microsoft Excel. One of them highlights a few cells. |
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Random person on street: MY GOD, MAN. Have you seen your frillies? Absotutely [sic] brillant. I can see them with my toes. (pulls out monocle and umbrella, floats away) |
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Jen was 13 years old. A fairly normal girl. She spent a lot of time online.
One day, she made a new friend. He liked the same bands, worried about the same subjects.
They decided to meet at the local mall. She went. So did he.
Only he wasn't in junior high.
HE WAS A 1500 LB GRIZZLY BEAR.
1 in 5 children online get eaten by wild bears. And you didn't even know bears could type.
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