As a newcomer I have quite a lot to share. Keep in mind though that I'm Polish so those are translations, some of them not perfect or as funny as they sounded to me.
- In one non-lucid dream I was in a sort of Dinseyish fairytale-ish world with princesses and castles and stuff. And the land is in peril. Somebody has attacked the Velvet Lady (heck if I know) and the only clue was a velvet glove with a ring on it. The Shadow wants to take it (again - heck if I know). After he escapes, from the sky falls a little green marble which we (I don't know who exactly) squash with ease. Then the princess tells us we did wrong because that little green thing was a messenger trying to tell us that one of The Four Little Hooks opened the gate or something. I have no idea WTF.
- Another time I was shopping and they told me that they've run out of all the displayed items. Other time I was in the shop again and when I asked for a Lion the lady sighed and mumbled "Another one..." to herself.
- I had a lucid dream once in which my friend fell and twisted her ankle or something. Then a random young guy DC came up and started complaining that she's blocking his way to school - apparently he always takes a straight way, no matter what. Pretty stupid if you ask me.
- In the same lucid dream, a bit earlier I tried to fly. So I climbed the highest floor of my school and got into one of the classrooms with huge windows. My class was there and this one friend of mine was taking a test sitting next to the window. I opened the window and the dream was so realistic I got actually kind of afraid. I pointed out to the aforementioned friend that it's pretty high up, isn't it? And his answer wasn't very helpful - he asked me if the answer to the third question was "e". Yeah, his test was more important to him than me risking my life.
- There was also a dream in which me and my sister were having a friendly talk with Hercule Poirot (he had nothing to do with him but for some dream reason he was Hercule Poirot) and then suddenly a guy in the costume of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh barged in and told us "How can you just be laughing here, the war just started!". And our reaction was pretty much realistic - we started laughing even more at Piglet-person bringing such news. Well to his defence there was a costume party going on the lower floor of that plane.
- Oh and one of the greatest non-sequitors I've heard in my dreams was uttered by "Spider-man"'s Venom himself. Only he wasn't Venom as we know him, he was an obese middle-aged guy. Spiderman was exercising with him and then Venom feel from a tall building... And clearly in pain he mutters: "That's how it is when you're on a no-sugar diet".
- One of my non-lucid dreams actually invented a song in English, sung by characters from Winnie the Pooh. I woke up remembering the lyrics and the melody perfectly: "Tigger made a point, We're now good friends, we're best friends, u-oh-u-oh! Everybody leave me to learn! Yeah, everybody! 'Cause everybody leave me to learn, yeah!" Doesn't it just make perfect sense?
- Once I was going around solving a murder mystery AND watering people (yeah, as if they were plants, I dunno, it wasn't lucid). One of my female friends from high-school was against being watered (I have no idea why!) and she asked me when I last showered. And I said that it's not about me, it's about her. BTW about the murder mystery - the guy who was at first my primary suspect figured out the truth at the same time I did eventually.
- Another non-lucid was about me and some fictional characters (Team Rocket from Pokemon anime and Garfield's Jon Arbuckle for example) going into a huge castle in search for treasure. We dividing into groups and when we got out Meowth from Team Rocket proudly presented an ordinary rock he found, calling it "a fine relic from Stone Age, 199X" (I don't remember the exact year).
- One of my dreams ended with a weird sentence of which I forgot two words of... But whatever they were, they couldn't possibly make it make sense: "On ___ her ___ started growing a plum tree of hope". Seriously, a plum tree of hope, that's the greatest metaphor I've ever heard.
- Also one of my dream (another one in English) was about me watching a movie. A man opened a door and somebody standing behind it in the darkness stabbed him with a knife. The guy fell on the floor, dying and he wanted his dog to attack the killer. But the dog (who's name was literally just "Dog") didn't seem interested. The guy's dying words were "Dog... Agh... Shame on you dog... Dooogghhh". I believe we all want to die with such words.
- I'm often a total idiot in my non-lucid dreams as well. Once I had a "game" kind of dream and I couldn't go through a door because I didn't have enough points...? Another time my friend was attacked by two murderers and I spent the whole dream talking with a cop on my cellphone. Instead of sending help, the guy I was talking to kept asking me about such details as the length of the murderers' knives. And I was simply giving answers, instead of telling him to hurry the f*ck up!
Looking forward to more. That thread is truly incredible. ^^
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