Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

I was at a house party and the downstairs was a movie theater. The girl i was with and I were heading upstairs when i see a friend DC and his girl leaving at the same time and i say
"What are you guys going to do?"
"We're going to-" I cut her off before she could finish and said
"To observe the mexican's accents?!?"
"No."
I was hurt because in my dream there was this one spanish DC who had the coolest accent ever and everyone wanted to talk to him except for her

I had become this hot girls boyfriend. I put my arm around her and kissed her cheek.
She then said, "Is my platypus open?"
Noting her hair was in order, I said, "No."

Originally Posted by The Sandman

I had become this hot girls boyfriend. I put my arm around her and kissed her cheek.
She then said, "Is my platypus open?"
Noting her hair was in order, I said, "No."

Yeah, next time aim for the open platypus

There is an old lady standing next to a pile of bricks and I ask here to come with me. She says: No, I wan't to wait here till the new supermarket is finished (pointing at the pile of bricks) It will be done in two weeks

DC: Are you alright?
Me: Yes.
DC:

I realized he wasn't talking to me...

Me: How do I get away with murder (I killed someone and I am running from the cops)
DC: You cut them and cover them in there own blood
Me: (O.O) Okay

Originally Posted by Chicken

There is an old lady standing next to a pile of bricks and I ask here to come with me. She says: No, I wan't to wait here till the new supermarket is finished (pointing at the pile of bricks) It will be done in two weeks

I drive a school bus along the same route every day. The city is doing road construction and I see these piles of bricks every day. I think of this entry every time.

Half of these DCs sound high. O.K, here's all I got. One time in a lucid (I think, but it was a long time ago) A pirate attacked this party and this was my reaction:

Me: It's my dream, now turn into an ice cream cone!

He didn't.

There is a guy in my dream, I guess he is kind of like a tour guide. He is crushing a can with the heel of his shoe, getting ready to enter the murky swamp water. I find a can to crush under my shoe as well and I'm asking him if he's going out there.
He says, "yes, you want me to take you out there too?"
I ask, "aren't there alligators out there?"
He says, "why yes there are."
I say, "That sounds dangerous. Aren't you afraid we will get bit?"
He goes, "nah, I'll show you how to step around them. Just follow my lead."

As I step into the water.

After waking up and remembering the dream I'm like

Dream Journal Entry

My crush was asking me which room number is the best at a karaoke place.

Nobody remembers the room number when they go singing!!! The rooms are allocated to you by the staff.

In one of my DJ entries. This drunk old man wanted to go outside with no shirt on. (Mind you it was 20 below and snowing) i told him not to do it, because he would get sick. He told me he will get special powers if he goes outside with no shirt on.

Ryan Gossling told me that if I had sex with him, it would cure his sterility.

Well... since ya twisted my arm!

I am projecting to different locations, naturally like chapters in a book.

This next location, I find myself in a car which is pulled over on the side of the road. I feel comfortable here.
Suddenly someone knocks on the window so I roll it down to see a middle aged man with a farmers tan, he says:

"Why are you letting it idle like that? Don't you know it's a waste of energy? More importantly though... why are you in MY car?"

I was embarrassed and apologetic, stepped out of there and into the next location.

1. My sister is on the floor of a movie store eating candy.
The person working there says: "Are you still eating those?"
Me: "No, but my sister is".
Her: "Good. They will crack her skull".
A girl I know from school falls out of the ceiling in front of me.
Girl: "I love you!!" Then she smashes her head into mine and runs away.
Person working: "Must be from the NBA"

2. My mom is making macaroni in rice, but it's floating in the air/
Me: "Where's the pot?"
Random guy: "The Canadians stole it once they knew Melatonin is illegal"

3. Obama: "Whoever passes the Nazi spaceship first wins!"

Originally Posted by benzoe590

One time in a lucid (I think, but it was a long time ago) A pirate attacked this party and this was my reaction:

Me: It's my dream, now turn into an ice cream cone!

He didn't.

Oh, MAN!! I swear, I couldn't stop laughing for at least half a minute when I read that. XD
And it's 2:30 in the morning here! (ie, I hope I didn't wake my roommate)

Okay, this is kinda funny not because someone said something but because they didn't. So a teenage/kid version of a few members of Nine Inch Nails (my favorite band) were at my house. We got in a car, drove around, listened to some music BY Nine Inch Nails, and played some sort of game.

They're musicians.
None of them said a single word throughout the entire dream.
*trollface*

Had my first lucid last night (first since I found out about lucid dreaming). After a few failed attempts to fly I jumped up on a fence where my parents were talking to some neighbors.
Me: I'm gonna go fly now.
Dad: You can't fly.
*I jump in the air and float there*
Me: You were saying?
*No response*
However I didn't get very far with that, I floated back down after about a second of trying to fly forward.

"Go mine me 5 Diamonds every 5 days!"
1st Ever Lucid Dream.

Originally Posted by Whattheboy

"Go mine me 5 Diamonds every 5 days!"
1st Ever Lucid Dream.

Sounds like someone's been snorting too much Minecraft.

always scared to death about posting on threads that nobody's posted on for over three days ever since accidentally posting on one that hadnt seen the light of day for like, four years XD but oh well, here goes.
okay, i didnt actually SEE them, i heard them over an invisible radio. but i was in a bedroom at my grandmas house, then all of a sudden...
SINGING DALEKS! and it was like the worlds happiest, bounciest song ever. within the dream i think i might have identified it as "Chim Chim Chiree" with different lyrics, but i honestly dont remember how it went.
it got me lucid though... good thing too, i would have been bashing my head on a wall for an hour for missing something like THAT.

Me: What's your name?
DC: My spanish name is Julio.

DC: You need to follow me, we can't stay here.
ME: Okay.


(a few nights ago)

Outside with a bunch of DC's in a non-lucid, pretending that one of those chairs you can lie down on is a bed. There was a fireplace, too.
Me (for no reason at all): Gonna stand on your fire.
*stands on the grill thing above the fire*
Me: Gonna stand over here.
*stands next to the bed, then sits on the "bed"*
Me: Gonna sit over here and take a poop in your bed.

I woke up right after that. I don't even...

From my dream past night; There was a little boy with blond hair and brown eyes, a woman points at him and says: look! He got gingerbread eyes! (She was talking about the color of his eyes) She than pointed at his shirt and said; you can tell by the color of his shirt!