Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

edit: full dj: http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/fryi...ueberry-63549/

+ driving car on streets going through confusing traffic lights, cities on the river, drive to store, packets of BBQ sauce, fireworks at house

+ (f) bed mother pee, friend DD

+ nuns(?) are fixing poop plumbing something's clogged

+ DO woman walking outside drunk guys bothering her, giant comes to defend her pushes them away; talking to man & woman man funny head/nose, talking about literature?; leaving room and return a table is in front of the door

+ our group walking to convenience stood want microwave burrito people have cake, friend EMW runs store, wait for refund, EMW piano keyboard behind counter, plays riff from concert piece

+ class discussion friends driveway blueberry plant CS question, RB wife can't solve, I give speech about learning new things

January 15:

A witch was sabotaging a factory possibly through mind control and then due to the witch someone turned into a different character than he normally was and he later said he was (as a changed character) reading ridiculous books "like about polygamy?"

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/101v...factory-63546/

Driving my 4x4 across neighbours' yards, through really deep snow and over snow banks, and then I get stuck in the middle of somebody's front yard and start to worry about getting in trouble.

Someone was making a tower like in Minecraft and I joined in until I got to the top where I made some sort of beacon that said "I am the Milkman. My Milk is delicious." and another person who was working on the same tower didn't want to be so close to me.

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/101v...licious-63553/

milkman.jpg

1. A local skateboard legend and an old friend come over and ask me to go skateboarding with them; we go to a secret, abandoned installation owned by the Sprint company that has an impossibly huge, graffiti-covered cement half-pipe built into the side of a mountain, amazing skating follows.

2. My wife is married to someone else, whom I humiliate by cursing at and throwing a yogurt tube at; I am worried we are getting diviorced, I see her outside with an AK-47 and say "I hope she doesn't think she can keep that rifle when she divorces me!!" ( I own no such rifle)

3. I am at Dharma teachings with my guru, someone knocks on the door, i answer it and let in an Indian man with long hair and bright yellow robes who is folding his shaky hands in prayer; I sit down next to my guru and look up at him. I can clearly see his face (he is wearing eyeliner) and hear him chanting and making mudras (sorry for two sentences, but this was a great dream!!)

I was venting to a coworker about how men are always hitting on women at work because their target can't just walk away, when one of the nicer ones comes up and hands me a note that asked if he could have my number.

Also at some point in the night I was trying desperately to read all these receipts, but instead of words and numbers it was all just patchy lines that looked like it had been printed on the kind of printer we had when I was a kid.

(You know, the kind that used the connected paper that had the useless perforations on both sides)

One of the most unpleasant situations in my life has resulted in one of my most memorable dreams (albeit nightmare basically):

+ (epic) struggle against me and my wife at work: theft of our precious silver, confrontation, race to the police, return to work, locked in, weird visuals of the process of manipulation of clay into various faces, drive through suburban cityscape will hills of golden maple and pink cherry trees, view of massive mall/movie theater complex to the right

+ pushing through crowds crossing the street to get to the buses

+ (semi/almost lucid) getting sexually daring with a woman and in front of a mirror

-Two absolutely stunning women want to have sex with me (yes please!) and my mother-in-law hates System of a Down
-I randomly see my niece in a GIF on the internet
-Get into a heated argument with my mom

I was chafing some guy to get something from him but he saw me and his gang started shooting at me. It was a very beautiful place, like a beautiful modern town in a beautiful tropical place.

1.A semi-famous person I should know but do not visits and I do one-handed, one-legged push-ups on a black marble platform in a garden.

2. "When traveling there will always be new places to look up and see the clear blue sky between buildings."

A giant robot shot frosted cake out of it's hands, forming a roadblock, which a little girl dived into, and she ate so much she eventually passed out.

I was with my wife in Vegas, and she watched me flush the toilet, then she asked, "Where does the water go?", and then we went way up into the sky above the USA (not lucid) so we could see the entire country, suddenly a massive toilet flood came from Nevada, washed across the central USA heading towards the Great Lakes, and then I replied, "Lake Erie." (I woke up laughing)

My friend's dad locked me in his basement in a tiny dark cell for weeks and I caught and ate mice to survive.

fragmented night
edit: full DJ: http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/fryi...in-math-63591/
Not a really exciting night to DJ but I'm trying to keep it up every single day.

+ climbing mountain

+ riding in helicopter, system of projection

+ enter schoolroom, one boy there, try to fly outside can't climb up; outdoor seance with psychics, girl ghost

+ mathematician working through a series of sine and cosine approximations, graph, eating chocolate, calculating machine that drop things at the proper period

+ 3 guys enter security door, chinatown

+ cooking fish; pulling parasite crab things out of my butt (yep, every bit as painful and unpleasant as it sounds)

+ rescue a guy from a deep rectangular hole, mud and poop on the bottom

+ walking past woman on train who apparently reads my mind, sit with her for a bit

WBTB, failed BTS, hours later sleep again/sleep in

+ guy jumps on back of truck, ask another guy "what's 'Candy' in Chinese?

+ returning with a group to sit at the table for more drinking, choosing a good spot

+ placing long stemmed flowers into vases outside

+ (f) old GF, SB?

+ (f) people laughing about translation of address on envelope?

I only remember embracing a man with a whole lot of beard, and I thought I knew who he was but the context is now fuzzy at best.

I was in some kind of video arcade or casino-like place that symbolically represented what it might be like if space had non-unique “mirrored” regions with a random distribution—e.g., no matter where on the planet you go, you could find your house somewhere nearby, sometimes multiple times in a row—convenient for traveling but not so great for population density due to all the redundant regions of space.

(L) I realized my hair was way too long then lucid I become, then I saw a pillow and started getting all fondly and kissing it and trying to turn it into an anime girl (cuz I tried direct summoning but it didn't work) but no luck. Oh well, that pillow was a great kisser anyways........lol jk

+ watching a building burn, people sit in it because they also burn marijuana; extracting piles of documents from a room that is about to go up in flames

+ troll a data entry woman trying to get her to enter a system delete code; long discussion of file paths vs. mounting volumes with the leader of the company, give example of tree of paths using sticks from the ground, glide down smooth black asphalt of parking garage

I fell into a swimming pool with my laptop, and I was freaking out that it was going to break, but it still booted up fine.

- Zukin denied me cuddles, I realized I was completely naked, and got lucid, only to fly a bit and then wake up

- I was living in an apartment with a secret tunnel that lead to a school nearby?

LD: Finally succeeded in levitating our cat in the air so I could see its reaction (I've been tossing it into the air but it just falls back down, but then I tried willing it up like I was doing to make myself float around, and that worked)—it sort of looked around a bit but didn't act very surprised or scared.

Fired up Windows 3.1 in a VM and pulled up the memory info dialog box and saw it was glitched because I configured the VM with many GB of RAM, which was unheard of back in those days, hehe.

I “woke up” in a dark void devoid of sensory stimulation and assumed I was conscious in non-REM sleep but not actually in a dream, then tried to see if I could make myself wake up because I was curious if I could, and I did. (I now think this was most likely an actual dream rather than actually being in NREM.)

+ (mini-epic) flying speed control lessons with superman (fists [medium], flat hands [top speed], arms down [slow]) then lots of practice

At a log cabin preparing to leave, when I noticed the wood pile beside the fireplace was burning, so I carried all the burning pieces of wood outside and threw it into the snow, and then cleaned up around the fireplace so it was safe to leave (a real life dream).

Oh hey, post #9000!

I was in this really poorly made play that was being performed in my house, and I didn't know any of my lines, causing me to mess up all of the other actors.

I was doing an intense workout with two of my friends, but we all had to quit after 7 minutes because we were all exhausted and sore.