Thread: 1000 Ways To Kill A Dream Character

6. Fire a love-colored Master Spark
7. Summon a piano above their head
8. Use a sledgehammer
9. create an earthquake that makes the ground split in half under them
10. Dig a hole with alligators in it, and lay a trap so that they fall in

(This should be in the lounge)

11. Electrocute with a taser
12. Set them on fire with the sun
13. Send them high into the sky with a blast of air
14. Decapitate with a katana
15. Run over with a car

16. Drop them from a height
17. Three inch punch (from kill bill)
18. Set them on fire
19. Tie them to a train track
20. Wresling moves

21. Detonate their brains
22. Extract all water from their bodies
23. Use extreme mindfuck to make them kill theirselves
24. Go to a place where a block of conrete will be placed and make them timetravel
25. Bring a lightningbolt down upon them

26. Have them turn to dust.
27. Stretch the until they're infinitely thin
28. Force them to eat themselves
29. Have them die of old age
30. Shrodinger's DC: Put him in a box with a radioactivity-activated poison control system. Make sure the lid is closed and he isn't being observed. Now he can be considered both alive and dead at the same time!

31. Eat them
32. Make them smoke 1,000 pounds of meth
33. Grow really tall and step on them
34. Make them shrink and step on them
35. Electric chair
36. Atomic bomb
37. Use your telekinesis to take all of their thoughts and tell them to jump off something very high
38. Pick them up, fly to Mexico, and drop them on a cactus
39. Make the scariest mask you can possibly think of, put it on, jump in front of them and make scary noises to make them have a heart attack
40. Shoot them

41. Use your words as daggers

42. Turn them into a thousand butterflies.
43. Have another DCs snipe them from an unknown location.
44. Transform them into an car and drive them off a cliff. Fly away just before impact.
45. Have a tranporter accident erase their molecular data, and replace them with a copy of some hot sci-fi charector.
46. Attack them with a light saber.
47. Have flying monkeys carry them away.
48. Sick a hyena on them.
49. Sick a very angery penquin on them. Well,,, maybe 12 very angry penquins.
50. Freeze them with your breath then punch them so the shatter.

51. Feed them used batteries, until they fill up and die.
52. Overcarbonate them, and give them a good shake.
53. Bury them in concrete.
54. Feed them to Courtney Love.
55. Feed them into a wood chipper.
56. Cut a hole in the ice, and drop them in.
57. Hydroflouric Acid is fun.
58. Fill them with Drain-O.
59. Pinata beating death.
60. Take them to Punkin' Chunkin' and have a team launch them 4,000 feet through the air.

61. Put them in an isolation chamber and fast forward time until they go insane. Then put him back in and starve him.

62: Find you target in a crowd, then walk up to them like you are normal person, them stab them in the stomach. Proceed to run from the town guards
63: Infiltrate their castle and sneak past everyone else in the castle, until you reach the deepest room in the castle, then snipe them.
64: Put razor blades in their Halloween candy
65: Paper cut to the jugular
66: FUS RO DAH!!!
67: summon an asteroid to kill them, and all of the dinosaurs.
68: sic the grim reaper on them
69: punch them so hard they hit themselves in the back of the face when they come around the world
70: jump out of a plane and land directly on to them. wearing cleats.

Nice.

Wishing violence and death upon your dream characters might feel innocent, guys, but you might think for a minute about what you're saying, and deeply hope that all that stuff they say about karma isn't true. Remember, anything you do in a dream is still a reflection on yourself, even if, we assume, no one is there to see you do it. And I have to ask: is violent death really that funny?

Sorry. I'm preaching. This thread is simply so ugly I couldn't ignore it. Go get back to your violent fantasies now.

I would never kill anyone in real life. Possibly not even in a dream since ive never had an LD. I dont have the guts sageous

Originally Posted by Suck4Luck

I would never kill anyone in real life. Possibly not even in a dream since ive never had an LD. I dont have the guts sageous

Or you have the guts to despise killing, even in your sleep. Don't apologize for a good attribute...

Originally Posted by Sageous

Nice.

Wishing violence and death upon your dream characters might feel innocent, guys, but you might think for a minute about what you're saying, and deeply hope that all that stuff they say about karma isn't true. Remember, anything you do in a dream is still a reflection on yourself, even if, we assume, no one is there to see you do it. And I have to ask: is violent death really that funny?

Sorry. I'm preaching. This thread is simply so ugly I couldn't ignore it. Go get back to your violent fantasies now.

I don't even kill bugs and I infact rescue worms after a rain storm. I also never kill anything in my dreams. I personally think this thread is funny and I am light hearted enough to play along, with out feeling guilty.

71: make them feel so bad about themselves they do it for you.

Originally Posted by sivason

I don't even kill bugs and I infact rescue worms after a rain storm. I also never kill anything in my dreams. I personally think this thread is funny and I am light hearted enough to play along, with out feeling guilty.

Fair enough. I guess I just can't lighten my heart enough to find humor in murder...

72. Put them in a bathtub and fill it with poison dart frogs. They are sooo cute but very toxic.

73. Don't give them my attention. Ignore. Turn back on them.

74. Erase them out of existence with a pencil eraser.

75. Absorb them into your own body
76. Blow them apart at an atomic level, like a fine mist.

77. Snu snu

78: Cover them in gravy and lock them inside of a hungry werewolf's house.

59. Force them to eat broken glass while threatening them with a gun and after they finish shoot them in the legs and let them bleed out.
60. shove razor blades in their ass till they bleed to death
70. Tie them up and dissect them.
71. throw them in front of a train
72. Drop them out of a helicopter

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

59. Force them to eat broken glass while threatening them with a gun and after they finish shoot them in the legs and let them bleed out.
60. shove razor blades in their ass till they bleed to death
70. Tie them up and dissect them.
71. throw them in front of a train
72. Drop them out of a helicopter

I wouldn't pay to see that. Well sure, the helicopter thing is classic.

73. Look at them through a prism, run your hand through the split patterns so their esences is dripping from your finger tips; use it to paint your new car, jet ski, flying carpet,,, what ever.