The Nomad Chronicles

I am at a church. It becomes a business.

I am at a political convention. It becomes religious. I join in and sing, because I am a Chaos Mage. LOL

I float up out of bed, and fly like a rocket to Kukulkan.

I land on top of the pyramid and transform into my jaguar god self.

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I AM TEZCATLIPOCA!

I am the GOD OF WAR AND DEATH. I AM JUSTICE, IF I FEEL LIKE IT.

I AM THE GOD OF THE SMOKING MIRROR.

LOOK UPON YOUR EVIL, WEEP AND MOURN, O YOU OPPRESSORS.

There are three or four Chaos Mages wearing various colored robes in a semicircle floating in the air, in kneeling positions, chanting "TEZCATLIPOCA IS GOD. JUARGAWN IS GOD. JUARGAWN IS TEZCATLIPOCA. JUARGAWN, JUARGAWN, JUARGAWN!"
It seems there are supposed to be 8.

"Right on, bro's!" A woman Chaote stands up, and smacks my face, then kisses me. She has black hair and violet eyes. I laugh.

"Stop trying to banish me!" she says.

I smile at the Chaos Mages, and offer them dragonfruits. They eat these and turn into different colored dragons. They seem to go mad with the dragon power, and fly across the countryside, terrorizing the populace.

I turn the pyramid into crystal, and invoke the entities of the Crystal Skulls. My mind implodes. I feel like I am everything and nothing. I am at peace. I am at war. there are no words the feeling the fullness of The Void gives me.

I am on the ziggurat.

I am a sphinx.

I am roaring the sky.

COME TO THE PYRAMID!

CHICHEN ITZA!

Dreamers swarm in and dance.

THere's a party on the grass below.

I go down and join a carnival.

everyone is performing, dancing. music.

LOL

cute vampire chicks

I am at some type of outdoor night party... someones giving a speech

people are mourning... it's like Pentecostal church...

a man runs forward and lays prostrate face down.

i fall down and let myself mourn for my dead cousn, bobby, and my friend kia who died recently... because it's just a dream

the pain is worse than waking life

i feel like my chest and soul is being crushed the pain is instantly unbearable

i wake up.. for a second, i think i am dead

sitting atop the great pyramid.

It becomes crystal.

Dreamers fly in like a flock of birds. I am stunned.

People keep saying we did it!

I keep saying you have been doing it!

I leap out of my body.

I snarl and morph into my Juargawn form.

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OMG EPIC FUCK YES!

I turn inteo Devil Pan, and smash the ground with my hoof, causing an earthquake.

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I LOL and prance about, spraypainting LOL in the sky with clouds.

I open a portal, and my ship forms around me.

We have a little wormhole battle with some bugs, and burn them off by engulfing the ship in flame. fuck yes.
everything is badass. everything is epic. goddammit. i never want to wake up. i just want to live in this badass universe multiverse thingy because i know that it's real. LOL no it's not. wake up. in a dream. everything is a joke.

AI: I do not understand the command.

Me. L. O. L.

AI. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Me: very funny.

AI: Did I tell a joke.

Me: I think so.

AI: I am pleased.

Me: Interesting. Art thou sentient?

AI: Yes.

Me how old are you?

A: 5000 earth years, roughly.

Me: How old am I?

AI: 12,394.3 Earth Years, roughly

Me: fascinating.

AI: In your present bipedal soultype incarnation.

Me: Really?

AI: I thought you were supposed to know this.

Me: Maybe I forgot.

AI: No. It's the hypnotic virus.

Me: GODDAMNIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. HELP ME GET RID OF THIS SHIT. I CAN FEEL IT....

I vomit... I black out.

I wake up in the hospital floor in the Tower. I get dizzy and vomit again. I fall asleep... I am falling down a tunnel.. What the fuck? AM I GOING INSIDE MYSELF? HOLY SHIT?

I pray to Eris, Goddess of Chaos, tenth planet from the sun.
ERIS, GODDESS OF DISCORD AND CONFUSION, I CAST THIS GOLDEN APPLE AND SUMMON THEE!

I cast a golden apple into a nonagram, and grin madly.

I AM THE YEAST FROM THE YEAST. I AM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND I AM GOD!

I morph into the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Eris appears rising out of the nonagram, looking mildly annoyed. She walks to me, and kisses my Noodly Appendage, turning me into Jack Sparrow.

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We get married in Vegas really quick because we are drunk on power.

OMG ERIS IS SELENE. LOL

irgjht.. i knew it? I am so CONFUSED! BUT OWER IS SURGIN THRU ME LOL.

K I fly ot the moon. raven does healing on me.

she says i look crazed.

i tell her it's jus deep gnosis.

it's cool. it's a way of magic.

she looks a little concerned. she looks at Eris. who is this?

goddess of Chaos.

Nomad? WHat the fuck?

no, she's cool.she just tosses golden apples for lulz. kind of like a troll queen...

I summon Raven, MoSh, Eris, Selene, and Dragonwitch.
LISTEN WE ARE FUCKING MAGICIANS, OH YES. THIS SHIT IS REAL. WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS.
I MUST CONFESS
I'M CURSED AND BLESSED.
GOD IN THIS WORLD,
AND WRAITH IN THE NEXT.
I SUMMON FIVE TO MAKE US SIX
AND IN THIS HEX WE SUMMON US!

we go to the temple of gawn.

lucidi-tea party.

then we make a portal to the Dream Warrior Planet. I grab MoSh. he says he might not remember. I tell him don't worry about that right now. just remember this is a dream. he points his pinky at me. I laugh.

We go through.

We are now generals commanding massive armies as we simultaneously battle by astral projecting on the dream plane.

holy shit...

i just injected with dmt?

colors... omg...

back in the temple....

i am in the Temple Of Nothing. the great ziggurat on the green moon. I am vomiting.

My friend, Nate, looks like a white Anubis. he shows me a bowl of ayahuasca. "We drank this!"

HOLY SHIT.

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I am screaming at the end of time. I am perched upon the Temple of nothing, a Griffin. I am laughing madly in shooting tentacles in every direction summoning dream Warriors to me. Raven and Mosh appear. Numbers are flying in and out of my body. The number god appears to me. He tells me to calm down. I tell him nothing matters everything matters 999999. 2012. 66665555E and E3333444888111.

I go to the Healing Glen with Raven, MoSh, and Dragonwitch. We are all weak and wounded.

***

Dragonwitch goes into a fetal position and makes an energy cocoon around herself.

She asks me to create another energy shield, then she goes supernova and disappears.

I jump out of my bed, and get on a Moon Dragon. We hightail it to the Moon.

Dragonwitch is there in the Biodome. She runs to me and gives me a kiss.

Raven walks to us and asks us if we need healing. She says we should go to the Balancing Pools.

***

Riding dragons.

***

I am in a circle of shamans. There is Grant Morrison, don Juan, The Master Remote Viewer, Peter Carrol among others. We pass around an ayahuasca bowl.

I am on a snowy mountain, The Mountain in New Eden AKA the Biodome on the Green Moon. I am with MoSh and Raven. The day is sunny and clear. A light wind blows. We look into the distance, and there is a fleet of dragons arriving.

“Ah, the Moon Dragons!”

Raven turns to me. Her face shapeshifts, and looks like a universe. I am amazed and confused.

“Nomad? Are you okay?”

I blink and she looks normal.

My friend Dragonwitch appears.

“Is this your new girlfriend?”

“huh?”

We kiss.

“Oh, my god, Nomad.”

“Let’s go on an adventure.”

MoSh opens a portal. We have to find his wife.

Selene says she likes Dragonwitch the best.

We go on the astral plane to Japan. There is a woman sitting on a bench in a park alone. Cherry blossoms fall from the trees. She is writing an email to MoSh saying that she wishes they lived close to each other. She wipes her face, and draws him an anime sketch of him and herself fighting a magical battle, and then takes a picture of it, and sends it to him.

“I am the Ghost of Christmas future!” I say to MoSh.

“Dude! Shut up. Who is that.”

“That, Ebenezer is your future wife, well, she would be, if you weren’t such a stingy employer!”

“Dude? What are you talking about? Stop confusing me with your lame jokes. This is important. I am going to point my pinky at you if you don’t shut up. Now we have to rewind the dream.”

“Oh!”

“So do it. Aren’t you some sort of time mage?”

“Uh...”

MoSh summons a clock and tells me to reverse the hands until we get to the point before my Ebenezer jokes.

We go back in time, then he goes and sits by the woman.

She smiles, and IM’s him, “I feel like you are here. Weird. LOL.”

He touches her shoulder.

“Oh my god!” she shouts, and stands up.

“Holy shit, Nomad! Are we on the physical plane?”

“I don’t know. Probably. I thought you knew we were on the astral, so what’s the prob, bro?”

“Aren’t we causing a paradox, asshole?”

“Dude, LOL, just relax.”

“Did you just say, LOL? Ok... can you just please leave this dream for now? I have to do some inorganic spells. The pentagons are spinning.”

Um.... ok...

I open a portal to my temple, the Temple of Nothing, the great ziggurat in the City of Nowhere in the Land of Nod on the Green Moon. I morph into my lion god form and roar. Damn, that feels good. Alrighty then, let’s have a look in my mirror. I wave my wand over my sacred mirror, and watch MoSh on the astral plane. He looks up at me, and waves me to go away. I scan the area for negative entities, and cast a spell of protection around him, then turn.

Dragonwitch is smirking at me hungrily, leaning on a black staff with the head of a black cobra. Lavender spot markings dot her pale greenish skin. She is wearing a long black dress, and has black and green horns.

She kisses me, and grabs my ass, then laughs and prances outside to the landing pad. There is a picture of a centaur battling an android on it. “Holy shit, this is going to happen in fifty years.”

“Will we still be around? Will we still be friends, 9?”

“You can always meet me here. This temple is never going to disappear. When I die in the other world, I am going to come here, and live here forever. Heheh. That’s why I smile so much in the other world, because I am making my own heaven, crafting my own afterlife, and I am going to move in here. I’m Jesus, and I’m preparing a place for myself. LOL”

“Did you just say, “LOL”?”

“Yes!”

“You’re silly.”

“Silly-EPIC!”

“This is pretty fucking epic.”

“Yes... I hope one day you can remember as well I as I do.”

“Dude, this is fucking epic!”

“Oh my god, we’re in a shared dream! Oh my god, 9! Am I lucid? Oh my god! Am I?”

“I don’t know. look at your hands.”

“They look real.”

“Then kiss me.”

We kiss.

“That felt real.”

“Hm... let’s do it again to make sure.”

“That felt... real...”

“Do you know what this means, my moonwitch friend? It means we are here!”

“We are here, aren’t we? Together? I mean, are you real?”

“I am a figment of your imagination, sexy.”

Raven appears riding a white dragon.

“Holy shit, Nomad, shit just hit the fan, the whole fucking Green Moon is under attack, right now the Templars are attacking the Moon Orcs’ base. There are more battles, but I think we should focus on that place right now.”

Raven looks at Dragonwitch. She flicks her arms, and black blades pop out of her forearms, and blue lighting flows over her body. She licks her lips, and sparks crackle around her mouth. Two big black angel wings grow out of her back. Raven smiles at her, and she opens a portal to the Moon Orcs’ tower.

“Who are the Moon Orcs?” Dragonwitch asks me in the wormhole.

“The Russian Dreamhackers. I’ll explain later. Just armor up, we are going to kick ass.”

She nods, and another layer of armor appears over her, like the witchblade. Selene and Basara appear in the wormhole and we land in the middle of a bizarre battle. Orcs against paladins and men in black with laser guns. I laugh and multiply myself then become really small, and latch on to their skulls and begin singing madly.

“I am on your dome! I am in your home! I am going to bone your fucking megaphone! Your daughter is alone! The king is on the throne!”

They groan in annoyance, and try to rip me off their heads. I laugh and reattach myself. I bite their scalps like a leech and begin a humming a frequency which vibrates their brains and explodes their heads. Fifty enemy heads explode all around the battle field. Dragonwitch has leapt into the fray, spinning blades slicing faces. Raven has become Queen of Night, and is grabbing enemies with lightning and casting them into portals.

MoSh appears out of a portal. He morphs into a giant five headed dragon. He grabs the Templars and eats them.

I roll over and wake up. What a weird dream.

I am in bed in my Living House, the giant banyan tree on the Green Moon. I am sleeping with Selene and Dragonwitch.

“What the fuck?”

I wake up.

I float up out of bed, a lion-man with dark brown dreadlocks. Some douchebag astral android demons are surrounding me with lasers pointed at me. I shoot my dreadlocks at them, and send nanobots down my dreadz, infecting the droids bitches with the Ultimate Coolness. I slam a silver-blue Naga staff into the ground, and alter the dream to a desert landscape. Android demons drop out of portals. I thank them for the practice, and form two bladed staves, I toss them, spinning them with telekinesis, and attack with my puppet demon slaves. I let go of my puppets, and they fight the others.
I laugh and make a portal to Planet Moon. I am in space outside of Planet Moon. Goddammit the whole planet is infested with some type of dark creatures. Koomo appears with something like a piece of skin paper made of an animal with black fur. How obscene. He grins and it disappears.

“What the hell is that?”

“Oh, it’s just a pretend contract that I made up to scare you. Remember, every time you sign your name, you are agreeing to a contract, slave. Silly Nomad, you are perceiving more Darklings as you become Endarkened. One of the greatest lies of the Angel of Light is that Darkness and the Low is evil. How silly is that? Have you ever been sunburned in darkness? Of course not. Are bass frequencies evil because they are lower? Of course not. What we call evil should be more appropriately called a disharmonic frequency rather than a low or dark frequency. Too much light, too much highness is unbalanced. Disharmony seeks to unbalance.”

“Thanks for the endarkenment. Want to kick some ass?”

“Of course.”

I make a mirror portal to Raven. She is sitting on a bench eating a sandwich, watching the koi fish, and feeding them. Her sandwich pieces change to worms as she drops them. She stands up and smiles, and I give her a hug. “Are you ready?” I ask.
She points at her mouth and chews. She swallows her sandwich then points her arms out at her sides. Her eyes turn completely blue, and armor appears and locks on to her as her Witchblade covers her body. Blue lightning sparks all over her. A raven and a black cat merge and become a lion sized black winged beast. Raven mounts the beast, and raises her staff, as rainless dark clouds swirl windlessly above her, and lighting strikes her staff with a thunderclap. She makes a portal, and Koomo, Raven and I, get sucked in. Somehow the other dream is leaking into the wormhole, and bending it. I form a web wall behind us, and we go through the other end.

We are in outer space, near the Sun. It’s hot as hell, yet I am not on fire. I begin to stare at the Sun. Raven grabs me, “Nomad! Are you in a trance? Snap out of it!” A fiery dragon claws at us, as Raven pulls me through a portal to the Tower. I am in the Sick Bay, vomiting sunlight into a wastebasket.
“Sunlight overload. Nomad has not learned to channel excess light energy. Unbalance leads to light sickness, akin to a sunburn of the soul. The sun dragon was actually trying to keep you from getting further burned.”
“I disagree,” Janet says. “The Sun Dragon was guarding its territory there.”
“Why did you end up there?” they both say.
“I.. we... were trying...”
“We were trying to go to MoSh’s Inner World...”
“Gimme some water, and some pomegranate juice,” I say to the air. The two drinks appear beside me. I lean against the wall and sip.
“Goddammit... Illuminati Templar fucks have stepped up their game in the War of the Wyrms.”
“Systems indicate alien ship on collision course with New Eden. High Alert. Shitstorm inevitable. Prepare for impact.”
“What the fuck?” We teleport outside the Tower. There is a huge fucking mothership on fire, heading straight toward New Eden on Planet Moon. The ship slams into the middle of New Eden and the Planet Rings. Alien Grey families pour out clutching their children, and running into the cover of trees. A strange Reptilian ship pursues, then teleports away. Reptilians teleport to the Biodome, and attempt to grab people. Raven, I, and the Biodome AI, multiply, and assassinate the Reptilian fuckers. The AI reinforces the shield against the Reptilian frequency, and the bang on the outside. “Fuck you, you Illuminati eugenicist fucks!”
The greys move together like blobs and form a giant grey dragon, which breathes acid fire on the land. The Biodome teleports it out. I shoot my astral tentacles around it, and encase it in a web. I see its DNA is infected. I become microscopic with the aid of The Atom and yank out the Reptilian DNA. They reform back into their regular selves, and I pull them into the dome and set them down.
“See how those bastards infected us with their DNA so we would be their slaves.”
“Well, that’s crazy. Feel free to have sanctuary here, just do no harm.”

“Nomad, what are you doing?”

“Going to sleep. It’s the only way.”

Raven nods and lies down next to me. We go down into dreams within dreams within dreams to our own Inner Worlds, and link to MoSh. We are next to Asuka in a dungeon. She is being tortured by MoSh. All illusions. Where the hell are we? Suddenly a White Void. Morpheus appears and mumbles something. I wake up in bed, and I am MoSh. WTF.

I am suddenly in his Inner World, but it’s a zombie place. I ignite the place with violet flame, to cleanse the people there, but I realize it’s more impostors.

Suddenly, I am in the real place. MoSh is a large beastly cat-thing sniffing the ground. Raven and I are there. We burn off ectoplasm with violet flame. The place is full of portals like holes. MoSh points to a direction, and we leap in. We end up in the Labyrinthe. I transform into a Minotaur. I see Asuka in my mind’s eye. The kidnapers somehow have her heart chakra, something like it.

They see me through the dirt, and tunnel into the earth. I shoot an astral tentacle at them, but it glances off some kind of hard shell. Raven manages to get a hook in them, and MoSh says he has a bead on them. He fires some kind of strange biological missile at the enemies.

We teleport to Asuka, and MoSh grabs her and teleports away. Raven and I smash the faces of the strange beetle people with hammer fists. They roar in anger. Selene appears, and makes a portal for MoSh to the Tower. “Get her to safety,” Raven says. “The wormholes may be infested. I’ll hold these flakey jerks off.” Raven multiplies herself and teleports all around the room, and I jump into the portal with Selene, MoSh, and Asuka. MoSh encases Asuka in a protective vortex, and Selene creates a shield in front of us. I unleash a swarm of silver centipedes to battle the astral parasites attacking. We squeeze through a portal, and tumble into the Sick Bay.

“The Tower is under Attack!” shouts the AI.

“Goddammit. Take Asuka to Castle Cannabis-”

“Recommendation: keep Asuka here. We are winning the battle.”

I see a swarm of Reptilians on the outside of the dome. They keep banging on it, trying to get in. Some teleport in for a second, and are immediately teleported out. “Take evasive action!” I shout to Stephanie, the AI. She teleports the planet to the far side of the Sun. Unfortunately, there is a fleet of Reptilians waiting for us there. We teleport the planet to the far side of the Moon. The Moon people swarm out of the Moon and battle the Reptilians in space.

I floating on a platform in the City of Nod above the Temple of Nothing. I float up to the top of the Temple of Nothing, and slam my staff into the top. A beam of light shoots down from the sky, with sound like a thousand waves crashing on a beach.

“People of Planet Moon, we are under attack, our brothers of the Grey Moon have come to our aid in this dark hour. This is our home, and we refuse to submit to force. Here we are FREE!” I roar, and the people roar with me. We armor up, and I get into my spaceship, Future’s Hope, grimey dubstep locked and loaded. I lift off the landing pad, and rocket into space. I see the Reptilian mother ship on the far side of the sun. “Mother Ship in view. Commencing infection.”
I teleport my little ship to their. My ship drives its pointy legs into the skin of the ship and infects the computers with a virus. The ship shuts down. Selene create a giant portal. I summon Endiku, and he kicks the ship into the portal. Everyone begins kicking the Reptilians toward the portal. Sorna seals it before it pulls others in. I get all the other Reptilians to chase me to Castle Cannabis on Mars.

The Care Bears hit them with the Care Bear Stare, then we all smoke some weed. The Reptilians tell me they want to stay on Mars and cultivate this wonderful Sirian plant. I laugh and teleport back to the Tower.

MoSh is standing near Asuka’s bed with Selene, Raven, and Basara. Basara is quietly strumming his guitar.

“Apparently the Mole People knew of the Reptilians impending attack, and took advantage of it to fuck up your Inner World and kidnap part of Asuka’s essence.”

“Well, how was this done? I mean, this is my mind!”

“They are masters of creating and sealing portals, the Mole People. They walk in wormholes routinely.”

“How have we not seen them?”

“They mostly live in the Labyrinthe on the Physical Plane in the Crust between the Surface and Inner Earth. The wormholes around them revolve around their domain.”

“What do they want?”

“They want love, they want power, like everyone else.”

“Why is Asuka so precious to them, to anyone?”

“Asuka has a kind of latent power, but her level of training for self defense does not match it currently. Asuka and all of you, are Waking Planewalkers. Anything they can do to destroy you, they will. Asuka right now has the most latent power compared to her training. Keep fighting, do not stop. Sorna is here to seal the wormholes.”

We return to MoSh’s Inner World with Sorna and begin sealing portals. The dream fades.

I successfully incubated a Bruce Lee dream by watching clips of him right before I went to sleep after WBTB.

woohoo

I am a white lion-man with tawny markings on my body standing on a corner of the Temple of Nothing on the Moon. I look to the horizon. A massive wave approaches, a great tsunami, and crashes over the wall of my city, and floods it. People run out, and fly through the roofs of buildings. Raven appears.

"Nomad? What the hell is going on?"

I look at her sadly.

"You can make it stop!"

I shake my head no, and dive into the raging surf, transforming into a merman. Raven follows me, transforming into a mermaid.

"Nomad! Wake up! What's wrong with you?"

"We can only go with the flow. The end is here."

A volcano bursts up from the ocean floor. We fly through the water, and into the sky, and further out into space. The Green Moon grows suddenly, and the land cracks and separates. Water gushes out of the earth, and covers the low places. The entire planetoid is in complete chaos.

Everything is dying, everything is being made new. I scream, and morph into a butterfly-centipede larva, then a cocoon, then I break out of it with a burst of energy. "I ask the Black Sun to endarken me!" I shout. The Black Suns inside Urth, the Green Moon and the Grey Moon shoot dark energy into me, and I allow it to wash over me. I let it fuse with my entire being, and every energy type I can feel until I am in complete balance.

Raven and I fly back down to Planet Moon. It's beautiful. There are huge freshwater oceans teeming with life, and floating islands on the water and in the sky. Creatures are evolving.

"Planet... Io..."

I am semi-lucid, trying to wake up. There is a bear chasing me. The fear of it makes me forget I am dreaming.

I wake up.

I wish I just stayed in that dream, but I was worried about being late for school. I think that was the real fear. Funny thing is, I did need to wake up, because I accidentally turned off my alarm.